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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman speaking out after she had such bad diarrhea that she shut down a flight. Then, we hear some horror stories of rough plane rides.
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00:00well a united airlines flight from indianapolis ended up canceled after one passenger's sudden
00:13diarrhea oh no left the plane needing a full deep clean oh no embarrassing and now this lady
00:21is apologizing she came out and apologized publicly for her diarrhea she did it's
00:29one that's so brave this is like a nightmare that lisa could have like where she would wake up
00:34in a like oh my god thank god it's not real like it's not no no no you would know it's not real but
00:40i mean oh megan reinerston took to tiktok to explain how her extreme bout of diarrhea caused
00:49the unexpected disruption apologizing to her fellow passengers she'd been traveling back to the u.s from
00:55portugal for a film premiere when she began to feel ill she ate an undercooked burger
01:01the whole food poisoning which she suspects led to food poisoning is this this did we talk about
01:08this story or did this just happen this just happened okay there's been oh remember the
01:12diarrhea several diarrhea yeah plain diarrhea this actually happened a year ago she's just now
01:17talking about it also this is the woman this remember the diarrhea one that was like it was
01:23down the aisle down the aisle that that was a different one because she and i had to this story
01:29goes on for like seven minutes i cut it down to a minute 18 she references that other that lady who
01:35pooped up the aisle she's like i did not want that to happen to me okay well let's see what she says
01:39here let's take a listen into this it's been almost a year now since i single-handedly got a flight
01:44out of indianapolis canceled you can't make this video i'm so sorry it was not without pain and
01:50suffering let me run you through the events of that day i wake up about 30 minutes from the newark
01:57airport to a disturbance deep within my bowels i've been sweating i'm sweating the whole time and this
02:06is finally where i decide like hey actually this is an emergency i make it to the bathroom and for the
02:12next 20 minutes i have more diarrhea than any human should ever have in their life it is now at a
02:19point where i go i'm about to throw up i am in a two by two shoebox broom closet i gotta pull my pants
02:27up i gotta get my sweatshirt off because i am a naked thrower upper i gotta get turned around on my
02:34knees dear god i got a flush i'm not getting on my knees in front of that no i stand up rip open
02:40the airplane bathroom door and i just yell into the plane i need help a flight attendant comes out
02:47from behind your stuff together she starts pushing me in back into the bathroom with this plastic bag
02:52i get my pants down i'm everything i do this for the next hour and a half of this flight
02:58hour and a half the food poisoning thing you can't there's nothing you can do no until it's all gone
03:07like all gone you will keep going until it's all out of you so the disturbance didn't happen until
03:15she was actually on the plane because if it was before you cancel i mean you cancel she knew something
03:22was wrong like her stomach was off yeah but she didn't think that would happen yeah i mean half of
03:27my flight something's off you know like half of my flight days but usually something might help it
03:33i don't think nothing will help food poisoning no that's you're you're doomed she did have like
03:38it was like four connecting flights and the previous one she felt something really bad in there and
03:45decided to get on that flight anyway she was like it's only going to be two hours i can make it mistake
03:49yeah no big mistake big mistake so at that point she was informed the flight would have to be
03:53canceled for a full deep clean she was escorted off the aircraft in a wheelchair oh can you imagine
03:59so weak did you just did you fall did you hurt yourself no diarrhea honestly though i expected it
04:05to be someone who like appeared to be a complete and total disaster not someone with a to me a future
04:14like she probably has a future had she just made a mistake of having a burger no she did a follow-up
04:20video and uh she is a disaster oh she is she's kind of cute and crazy oh sure she's an actor and
04:29writer and she's nuts okay all right yeah so she was escorted off the aircraft in a wheelchair to make
04:35matters worse she soils herself again yeah she makes it clear that she never intended to ruin anyone's
04:41travel plans and she understands the inconvenience but says it was one of the worst experiences of my
04:46life to me as long as you're self-contained in there i don't care if you're like screaming in
04:51there and i can tell that you're throwing up in there and all that as long as you're not pooping
04:55on the seats pooping in the aisleways like i'm like you just i'm proud of you you know like i'm kind
05:03of proud of you i'm like thank you because if you poop in the aisle way we gotta go we gotta land this
05:09plane instantly right right we gotta take it down we gotta do something it's gonna ruin people's
05:14biohazard if you're in that bathroom going through hell um i'm proud of you okay so i had to puke once
05:23in a port-a-john what's worse an airplane bathroom or port-a-john i'd say port-a-john too
05:29yes she could flush and there was nothing but okay it's so small and you your other i don't know i
05:36don't have a lot of experience inside of a plane bathroom ever doing a number two i don't know i don't
05:43even know the mechanism well it's like when you pee the same thing it just kind of the the door opens
05:48it goes into the blue death and closes right but is it like uh i can't i can't even remember is it
05:54like a thing of water that you like pee into or is it just a blue stuff like a little bit of blue
06:00yeah so basically it's a sliding door that's basically what it is on a plane and very tiny
06:07a lot smaller right port-a-potty's worse puked on a potties because at least any splash back in the
06:15plane is your diarrhea and a port-a-potty it's everybody's diarrhea and it's cleaner right like
06:20everything's went down it's not just people's stuff sitting there i don't know you expect to hear
06:25somebody throwing up and getting ill in a port-a-potty in a plane when everyone can hear you
06:30i mean that's terrible that makes it worse for me with the noise hopefully the noise of the plane
06:34oh no i'm so loud puking everybody's hearing it well she had to be naked she said she's a naked
06:40thrower-upper but you can't do that on a plane what are you doing well she's crazy like yeah if you
06:45make a video like that too and come out with it i'm never i'm never admitting to that no i'm never
06:50admitting that moment where she sounds like she's crying she's laughing she thinks it's hilarious the
06:54story oh yeah yeah yeah no she loves us she's trying to sell merch exactly watch what you eat
07:00before you fly always always you have to be super careful mistake to be totally honest i'm not fully
07:07sold that she didn't leave that burger for a couple hours and be like you know what i got a great idea
07:14for a story no you don't put yourself through that too because you don't know that'll happen to you oh i
07:18know 100 i could guarantee i could make it happen okay if i said to you chuck tomorrow i want you to have
07:24diarrhea one million percent you would know exactly rb sandwich rb sandwich five hours when you had
07:29that incident yeah imagine that being on a plane but there's no there was no stopping it we have to
07:35emergency land well my whole thing is like i guess i'd be okay as long as they gave me a bucket
07:43right because i would just sit on the toilet and i would continue to throw up and everybody have to
07:48use the back bathroom no one's whatever bathroom no i mean they're doomed i mean they're doomed
07:53because it's different the stuff that comes out of you is like there is a i'm sick stuff that can
08:00come out of you that is a different if you have kids you you'll encounter it the i am sick something's
08:09wrong with me stuff that comes out it's so much worse someone said i got food poisoning and was on
08:14an airplane and had to vomit uncontrollably for like half an hour into an airplane toilet throwing up
08:20in there actually wasn't so bad but i rinsed my mouth out in the sink afterward oh and then noticed
08:28the sign saying not to consume the water you can't do that it tasted so funny oh god it's just been in
08:34there for i would just want to die i would want to because when i throw up at home i want i'm like i
08:38just want to die you know like a five year old if i have to throw up on the five again if you're in a
08:44airplane bathroom you're just like that's it i honestly don't think i could with the length of
08:50my legs throw up like no i don't know my knees throwing up no i'd have to stand you're standing
08:56throwing oh my god oh it's everywhere and i guess i would just like what is the sink situation like
09:03i mean it's so tiny it would never go down instantly no it never go down that's awful
09:09it's the worst place to be no yeah i wouldn't be able to kneel in there but if i if if it was
09:14like if you put money if there was like money that i had to make myself get this way i could
09:21100 guaranteed you could inflict diarrhea on yourself oh just i'd buy an rb sandwich on the
09:28way home i would let it sit out shock is the horse i'm buying on for five hours and then i'd put it in
09:34the microwave you'd be surprised it tasted amazing i think that was just a fluke oh no no i think you
09:40could do that it wasn't a fluke it wasn't a fluke it was five hours on the countertop
09:45chris is with us here hey chris you had a comment hey penis and balls on you penis balls
09:53so i got norovirus last year coming back from miami uh i got it the morning of the flight i could
10:00not stop puking and crapping uh for 24 hours i was i had to pull out uh on my way to the airport
10:09and puke on the side of the road when i got to the airport uh i was puking non-stop when i got onto
10:14the flight i filled my 40 ounce water bottle twice with puke and had to get up and empty it on the
10:20plane it was so bad oh my god i can't even imagine sitting next to a guy who's puking into a bottle
10:25man yeah chris why did you fly man you had to fly we had to i couldn't reschedule listen you can
10:33reschedule listen no it was our only time back and we uh we had to go it was seven in the morning and
10:39i just felt like crap all day i swear that man that got up on my flight and ran to the bathroom
10:45god he screamed he had to poop yeah god he screamed he had to poop he did we had stopped our flight on
10:51the runway he stopped ground operations at a major airport because he had to go listen there are
10:57things you can do on a flight that i respect you know you're the pilot there's fire and stuff and
11:04you still land the bird amazing there's something really bad that happens you take action against
11:09that amazing stuff third is you know you have to poop and you take your own liberty in your hands
11:19because you could go to jail but you're like i'm pooping and no one is gonna stop me and you just
11:24get up and go and i'm like you get it you get it i had massive diarrhea on a flight to hawaii from
11:31detroit hawaii oh that's the longest flight that's how many hours i can't last that long over the
11:42waters i can't worst experience of my entire life yep it was so loud and good god did it stink
11:48i mean i'll be honest i think i just make a sign that says this bathroom is mine and i don't get
11:57out of there i mean if you're doing that like the thing about being sick like that is like you'll think
12:04you're done you'll be like i'm done you'll get cleaned up you'll walk right back to your seat
12:09you'll sit down and i swear to god it'll be like one and a half minutes later after you sit down
12:14your body's like you're not done you're not done and then they start serving the fish
12:21no the worst guy sitting next to me on a plane was sleeping when he had diarrhea
12:32crapped his pants it woke him up no no i had to move to the jump seat yeah thank you
12:39it didn't wake him up before i mean he didn't get the like oh oh you know emergency wake up
12:45yeah pains where was it where was this flight does it say this is sitting because here's the thing
12:50you remember that red eye in vegas yes i do if there was someone asleep and they had diarrhea they
12:57they were gonna they were just gonna soil themselves right through that diarrhea it's like you're on a plane
13:02full of people that just stopped drinking the drunk plane that just smells like it just smelled like
13:07booze so bad would it have shocked us no if someone pooped themselves no just get me home
13:15that is an 11 hour flight from home to hawaii from detroit no 11 hours of pooping yourself
13:21i mean your body runs out of stuff to poop
13:24yes and i'll say this though when i had the food poisoning there was a time when it was just
13:33like uh like retching where nothing is happening but your body is still like
13:39i'm so sick i'm so sick dry heaving dry heaving oh that's uh awful awful um i was i had a friend
13:49that was in florida for wedding same thing happened a virus spread throughout everyone and he got it
13:53and they were leaving he was on the plane by himself he went to get up and go vomit and passed out
13:59oh no when he came to his leg had wedged between the food cart that the stewardess was pushing and the
14:07seat it broke his leg
14:11what and i bet you it came out from both ends when he passed out there's no because your body just
14:15releases listen you can't pass out oh god so he's broken leg puke diarrhea yep that's the worst day of
14:22your life that's the worst day of your life yeah we just opened that emergency exit so i can just jump
14:27exactly now i understand why some people try to open it like i think i'd have to ask him why first
14:33i'd be like why though i just had puke diarrhea and a stewardess smashed a cart into my leg
14:40repeatedly until it snapped so she could get by out of the aisle yeah she screamed at me like that and
14:46then so i'd like to open this up and i'll help you i mean if you have that sort of like yeah
14:50yeah you know what see you man get this thing open get out all these are nightmares yeah
14:57no
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