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  • 5 months ago
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who unknowingly ran over a man on his bike three times and imagine how awkward work would be if Lisa accidentally hit James with her car in the parking lot.

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00:00It sucks to be old
00:07This is bad, kind of bad
00:12No, it's bad
00:13Kind of bad, huh?
00:15Kind of bad
00:15You know you're old
00:17Yep
00:18When you run someone over
00:21I knew it
00:22Three times
00:24Speed bump or something
00:26And don't realize it
00:28Yeah
00:29I better back up and see what that was
00:31Cuckoo, cuckoo
00:31Ow
00:32Ow
00:33I heard something that time
00:35Better go forward a little bit
00:36Cuckoo, cuckoo
00:37Ow
00:38Ow, help, God, stop
00:40Damn cars on fritz or something
00:42Help me
00:43No, oh, God, here it comes
00:45What are you doing down there?
00:49Dying
00:49I'm dying for God's sake
00:52I don't have any bones left
00:54That's no place to be
00:58Took all my bones
00:59Crushed them up
01:00So yeah, this happened in Utah
01:02Oh, God
01:04What was that?
01:09What are you doing underneath all my tires?
01:12Dying again
01:13Still dying
01:15It was an old guy
01:17An old cyclist
01:18Oh, it was a guy
01:19Who was
01:20No, the female driver
01:21Yes
01:21But an old guy
01:22Yeah, I'm driving
01:23Was run over multiple times by the same car
01:25He was on a bike
01:27You ran over me and my bike
01:28And he had no idea
01:30Or she had no idea
01:30No
01:31Oh, the bike really digging in
01:33He didn't make it
01:35No, of course not
01:36It's a big fear of mine to run someone over like that
01:39Oh, God
01:40I kind of have like a weird fear of that too
01:42If somebody's like walking close to the road or something
01:45And like, I'll be like
01:46I hope I didn't hit that person
01:47Then they
01:48Because you can't always see where they
01:49Yeah
01:50They're paying attention or whatever
01:51And I'm like
01:52I hope I didn't just run somebody over
01:53Or just not seeing someone behind you
01:56That's like a big fear
01:57Because I have that here
01:58Where
01:58But my car has like a sense
02:00Where it's like
02:00If there's something behind you
02:01It will stop
02:02Right
02:03So it must have detected
02:04There was something behind me
02:05And just jerked and stopped
02:06And I'm like
02:08Oh, my God
02:08I hit someone
02:09I was convinced
02:10Oh, no
02:10I was convinced
02:11I'm like
02:11Like here in the parking lot?
02:12Yeah, I had to look
02:14And make sure
02:15And double check
02:16Triple check
02:16I'm like
02:17No, there's no one there
02:18Thankfully
02:19But it was just my car
02:20For some reason
02:21Just stopped
02:22Right
02:22Because like
02:22If you had hit James or something
02:24Man, you'd feel
02:25Oh, my God
02:25Oh, that'd be weird to work with
02:26You have to
02:27Make it up to him
02:28Hey, Lisa
02:29Good to see you at work today
02:31You know that I'm in this wheelchair
02:32How are those two legs doing?
02:35Sorry, James
02:35Remember when I used to be on the walk, Lisa?
02:37Oh, yeah
02:37Oh, my God
02:39That was cool
02:39I used to send me out to do stuff
02:41I'd go out on the street
02:42And talk to people
02:43No way
02:43I couldn't
02:43It's harder to get a thong on now, I guess
02:45Yeah, now my wife has to help me
02:47Put on my underwear
02:48Oh, my God
02:49Terrible
02:52Terrible
02:53Oh, no
02:55I'm sorry, James
02:56I'm so sorry
02:57I can't even lay my own ass down, Lisa
02:59I felt bad about giving you
03:01That one chip challenge thing
03:03For a lot of years
03:04This is way worse
03:07Yeah
03:07I would trade it in an RV, Lisa
03:09He doesn't
03:11To walk again
03:12All the things I can't do
03:14That I used to love
03:15Now my wife has to help me
03:17Put on my underwear
03:18Yeah
03:19Now I have to go in the pool
03:20And I just float
03:21Oh, no
03:22I don't even swim
03:23Oh, my God
03:24I almost hit a guy
03:25Two or three days ago
03:27I was leaving my apartment complex
03:29And I was just listening to music in the zone
03:31This guy's walking with earphones on
03:32And not paying attention
03:33And almost walks into the right side of my car
03:36Yeah
03:36And then I was kind of flying by
03:38So I'm like
03:39I hope that guy didn't just think
03:40I was trying to murder him
03:41Because I was just flying through the thing
03:44You know
03:44And I was like
03:45Should I circle back around
03:46I was almost one of those double hip people
03:48Because I was like
03:49I should circle back around
03:51And talk to the guy
03:52Catch and say
03:53Hey
03:54Sorry about that
03:54Whoopsie, poopsie
03:55Sorry about that
03:56Hey
03:56Where is he?
03:57Where did he go?
04:00Yeah
04:00It was like
04:01I did
04:01I almost circled back around
04:02You're almost old man Andy
04:04So I'm one of the first people
04:06That's got to get their license revoked
04:08I'm anonymously reporting Andy right now
04:11He's going to definitely hit people
04:14A bunch of times
04:15Look out for him
04:16He almost did it twice
04:17Because I did
04:17I was like
04:18I've got to turn around and see you
04:19And then I was like
04:19Oh it'll be weird if I'm like
04:20Sorry if I almost killed you
04:22I was doing
04:22You know
04:23Peggy, how are you?
04:26Hi Peggy
04:27Hey
04:28We're talking about
04:30Being run over by an old person
04:32Yes
04:33My grandpa
04:34Run over my two aunts
04:36When they were babies
04:37They were laying on a blanket
04:40Out in the yard
04:40And he backed over them
04:43And if others are okay
04:44One of them had to wear a body cat
04:46For about four years
04:47Four years?
04:49That's James
04:49James had a four year
04:50Four years
04:52Lisa put him in a body cat
04:53Four years Lisa
04:54I gotta wear this for four years
04:56And they said
04:57Maybe I'll be able to look on my toes again
04:58What was that?
05:00We missed
05:00I don't know
05:00She's gone
05:01Okay that's fine
05:02Sorry Peggy
05:03Peggy was like my grandma's name
05:05I have never heard of anyone
05:06Wearing a body cat
05:07For four years
05:08No that's crazy
05:09I mean like they were putting her back together
05:11I mean you know
05:12Like they were babies
05:13On a blanket
05:14They were babies
05:14They were developing
05:15And just crushed
05:16Oh my god
05:17Doctor said they'd never seen
05:18Somebody's legs so mangled
05:19In their entire lives
05:20Lisa
05:21You want me to sign it again?
05:23Yeah
05:23Draw a picture
05:25Yeah
05:25Draw something cool
05:26Draw a hunky guy
05:28With big muscles
05:29Driving a car
05:30Running somebody over
05:31These casts are really gonna be
05:34Worth something one day
05:35James
05:35All these drawings
05:37Yeah
05:37Four years worth of drawings
05:38What does it smell like
05:39When they take your four year cast off?
05:41Oh real bad
05:42Oof
05:43I have to assume they
05:45Take it off
05:47And reapply it
05:48Like several times
05:49It's not just a candy
05:50Yeah I have to go in every six months
05:52At least I have to put
05:53New dressings and stuff
05:55On my wounds
05:56And make sure
05:57You know
05:57There's no infection
05:58You know
05:59After four
06:00After four years too
06:02You'd come out
06:02And you'd just be
06:03There wouldn't be
06:04There wouldn't be an ounce of money
06:05You would be
06:08Elastic man
06:09They say I look like
06:10A wet lasagna noodle
06:12I'm sorry
06:13Hopefully one day
06:14I'll be able to go to the gym
06:15And pump some iron
06:16But
06:16I'm still working on
06:18Learning how to wiggle my toes
06:19And fingers
06:19Oh
06:20Oh
06:22Oh
06:22Yeah
06:22But you sure did
06:24Get out of work fast that day
06:26Yeah
06:26You did
06:27As fast as I've ever seen to drive
06:28Yeah
06:29It was pretty cool
06:29Get out of there
06:30Yeah
06:30Yeah
06:31No
06:31Oh
06:31Oh
06:31Oh
06:32Oh
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