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The show has James perform the Testicle Taste Test. which involves him dipping his balls in different liquids, after a study recently revealed that humans can taste soy sauce through their testicles.

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00:00we're gonna do something pretty strange here as a crazy it's gonna get really crazy get up
00:10strange right now yeah i'm wearing a 3xl female night shirt that says saved by the bell okay in
00:18the color of periwinkle purple why is james wearing nothing but a night shirt uh well because we're
00:24about to do the testicle taste test now in case you missed it a groundbreaking study found that in
00:32fact men can taste with their testicles yes our testicles and our anus yes have taste buds yes
00:42butthole taste we're not doing that challenge we're not doing that no so i have seen a couple
00:47things on tiktok where there's some people on there that have led me to believe like this is
00:54legitimate that they have put it in and have been like oh my god like there legitimately is
01:02something that happens that you feel now i want to know whether or not it's bs right that's really
01:11what we want to find out here is is it real or is it bs so james even suggested this himself that it
01:18should be a blindfold testicle taste test right meaning he won't know what liquids coming at him
01:24all he'll know is that there's going to be he's be dipping his balls in liquid jason is so pumped by
01:30for this by the way because he is his ball boy he likes to have a new title you know yeah let's
01:35put that down there on your link in ball boy yeah uh amazing video editor phone screener now ball
01:42boy yeah can be added he's gonna have to hand me my ball towel too in between ball towel i won't
01:48make you wipe it but you're gonna have to hand me the towel jason okay so just logistically okay just
01:53logistically so people know what's gonna happen there we have a few different things back there
01:57yes jason's gonna show us what they are he's gonna randomly select so we we picked four things that
02:03have a similar consistency because at first we thought well we'll try soy sauce of course because that's
02:08the one he needs to yeah but and then he suggested like ranch dressing but the second my balls hit
02:13ranch dressing i'd know it was it felt different right yeah consistency every time consistency so we
02:22needed stuff that has the same consistency yeah as soy sauce what kind of things have we chosen all
02:29right so what we have to do the test you want to get some sweet and savory so we have sweet chocolate
02:36milk okay okay yep got the soy sauce as we mentioned it's kind of a waste of chocolate milk
02:40yeah i don't like that one it's okay chocolate ball yeah it's worth it for science it's worth it yes it
02:44is you're right yeah it'll be even sweeter after i'll drink the bowl we got some extreme uh sports
02:50soda okay okay mountain dew extreme sport you've never heard it called an extreme sport
02:55that's what it is okay extreme the wild card here is pickle juice oh wow i think it's such a strong
03:04acidic yeah that's a very nice call let's put it to the test here to find out the testicle taste
03:10test shall commence so he's blindfolded so james is once again wearing a ladies large nightgown 3xl
03:17try not to get anything on the shirt jason because i'm going to return this when we're done oh my god
03:21uh-oh little some bigger lady know her nightgown was used in this challenge i might spend 16
03:27dollars on this he's got his uh ninja turtles eye mask on yeah i thought it would look a little
03:33more normal if my look like my eyes are open yeah it does it totally looks normal it looks like you're
03:37still making eye contact with jason jason is good to go jason's good to go we got the thumbs up from
03:42him so let's begin then with liquid number one we're in place in the testicle taste test it's in place
03:50is jay is jason holding it are you holding it jay are you back there no okay all right i can't see
03:55he's just yeah so you're okay i found you oh my god this is really cold oh you're dipping so he's
04:03hovering over a chair and he's dipping his balls he's got a little stool i'm not tasting anything
04:08okay so so with number one no taste we're not tasting anything no what was number one do we know we
04:16i do know what it was it was held up jason oh okay i couldn't see it's i can't see i know it's
04:22yeah okay got it okay i got that okay so taste your balls are right in it right now yeah okay i think
04:31this might be chocolate milk not by taste but i feel like it might be a tad thicker you can oh okay
04:36consistency wise wow these all these like squats i'm lightheaded a little bit oh wow take it easy
04:42don't you yeah because if you pass out your ass is up and everything's out there jason you got to
04:46save him if he passes out okay you got to trust catch him yeah i'm fine okay so your balls are out
04:54use the lemon ball towel okay all right oh goodness i'm turning my head turn your head
05:04yeah yeah he's he's he's cleaning his balls i'm not turning anything he's currently cleaning his
05:09balls chuck just pulled up chuck on those old timey binoculars okay balls are clean okay balls are
05:17clean and let's move on get the lemon to liquid number two liquid number two is being prepped uh
05:24jason okay okay that's it can you see that my glasses on i can't see what the hell i'll write
05:30it down here yeah write it down write it down for her i can't see it there it is that's what liquid
05:34number one is all right so james dunk them all right dunk them testicle taste test liquid number
05:41two commences okay okay is it cold okay that's why you're wooing anything not tasting anything but i
05:50can definitely tell it's pickle juice oh that okay smells so pungent okay that's what i figured
05:56the smell part oh no we're gonna have to get it working like a cheeseburger maybe you could plug
06:01your nose oh my goodness plug your nose you smell the pickle juice now oh okay well your balls are
06:06probably warm and then the pickle juices i don't taste it but i can smell it you smell it yeah but can
06:12your balls smell it i'm not getting anything in my mouth okay okay all right so there you go i think the
06:19taste is right in your nuts let's clean up your balls let's clean up your balls all right everybody
06:23at least it's in your head we're not looking yeah not yet don't clean him yet let jason get out of
06:28there he's good he's jason was right there oh no sorry jason almost now you can put like hazard
06:35hazardous space worker okay okay how you doing we're clean you're clean we're done all right balls are
06:41clean least uh liquid number three coming into play now okay so liquid number three let's see
06:48jason's like a ghost i don't even feel him behind me i know he's amazing i know he's always near
06:51your balls but you never know don't don't okay don't squat yet let him get out of there okay
06:55okay he's here and now you're clear now you're clear all right here we go yeah going in for the
07:01going in oh this is a little bit warmer okay man you really filled this container up jason wow
07:09the smell of your ball area is going to be so crazy it's going to be like a like a all-you-can-eat
07:24buffet down there yeah but you just walked into the golden corral you're not going to get that
07:29scent off for a while the smell of your ball area sounds like my my fiance's game there
07:36okay you wipe it up not yet not yet okay okay but no real sorry hey guys i'm cleaning my balls
07:47okay okay all right all right so this is the fourth and final liquid that we're gonna have
07:54james dip his balls into during this test test yeah the lemon number four that lemon out
08:00liquid number four yes is jason clear clear the ball zone uh no no no no no okay my god no
08:08okay okay he is clear he's good thumbs up dunk him oh man it's so cold on your balls okay all right
08:17it's like dunking him in a tank of ice water and you're dunking and you're feeling are you tasting
08:23let me swish it around a little bit oh goodness wow are you tasting get them all up in the tasty
08:29testicles there i am not tasting anything nothing god i'm so disappointed i'm so disappointed
08:36there wasn't a clear cut the son of a bitch on tiktok is full of crap he is or maybe your balls
08:42just don't taste you think i got defective balls oh no so uh let's go through uh jay you pretty much
08:49nailed all the liquids you dunked your balls into number one was chocolate milk there was no taste
08:54number two was he's gonna he's cleaning he's cleaning look away all right number two was pickle juice you
09:00nailed that but you didn't taste it too the number three was the soy sauce that's when you would
09:05have tasted if something were to actually happen but you had not even a hint no of like a salty taste
09:11for that for me that was more so i don't know for some reason my mind was like the viscosity of this
09:16liquid must be soy sauce right your balls were incredible can we just checking out because someone
09:22mentioned it can't be the sodium free oh it's regular it's regular soy sauce okay it's a toy man
09:29this is okay oh yeah oh yeah and then number four was mountain dew did you feel the bubbles
09:34no you know what i didn't feel any ball ball bubbles no ball bubbles whatsoever it's a good
09:38thing you didn't shave around there you'd have been burning oh my god with the pickle oh yeah yeah
09:43i didn't think of that but that is uh that is a good call yeah it would have been real bad
09:47well that's about the mountain dew hard pass on all the leftover ball yeah no we gotta throw all
09:52that stuff away now yeah that's hazardous i'll drink this chocolate milk i don't know what you guys are
09:56talking about well in your balls yeah put it in the cafeteria area oh my god put it in an email
10:04free beverages in the hub oh my god just be gone in a second yeah i know when you're gone in a second
10:09what are you drinking there i got some of that free free ball dude they got out there
10:13oh don't wipe your face with that oh my bad oh it's my ball scares okay all right so a bunch of
10:24liars i hate liars garbage garbage it's garbage i do hate a lot that's why we do real science yeah
10:30we do real science yeah real experiment
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