Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman in Ottawa who accidentally forgot to wear her skirt to work and wonder if anyone listening has actually forgotten to wear pants to their job.
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00:00One of Ottawa's top doctors showed up to work with no skirt on.
00:10She's the medical officer of health for the city of Ottawa.
00:15She just lost it.
00:16She says she's had an insane several months.
00:21That morning in particular was incredibly stressful.
00:25She was dressing in the dark, had to rush into work early.
00:28You'd notice if you weren't messed up.
00:31And made it to City Hall.
00:32She had a raincoat on, but just panties and a blouse.
00:37Forgot to put her skirt on.
00:39She says she may need to take a break.
00:41You think?
00:43Yeah, I think that's probably a good idea.
00:46Listen, I just want to quickly ask, because I don't know anyone that's ever done this.
00:51Have you showed up to work without pants on?
00:54Like, have you actually done it?
00:56Has anyone listening actually showed up to work without pants on?
00:59And what happens next?
01:001-855-954-6969.
01:03Toll free.
01:031-855-954-6969.
01:06Or text 4-6969.
01:08I know a couple of times I believe I've put my shoes on.
01:14And then realized, oh, wait, I got to put shorts on.
01:18Because it was like so early that you didn't even barely know what was going on.
01:21Yeah, or I just, I thought I had already done it, but like you notice, right?
01:24Like you notice, you know?
01:27Yeah.
01:27But, and I don't know if it was just like in grogginess.
01:30My shoes are right there and I put them on.
01:32I'm like, God, I got to put shorts on.
01:34What are you doing?
01:35Yeah.
01:37Someone said, left the house in my work boots and boxers.
01:41Noticed an interesting breeze and turned around.
01:43Well, that's an interesting breeze.
01:45Yeah.
01:46To put your shoes on, you look down, though.
01:48You know what I mean?
01:49Every time I put, well, but if you're doing it in the dark, which is, you know, that's
01:54how you end up putting two different ones on because they're just, two got real close
01:58together or something like that.
01:59You just slip them on, slip them on.
02:02This person said, when I was working in the emergency room, I was doing CPR on a patient
02:06and my scrub pants came untied and fell down to my ankles.
02:12Thank God I had some cute thong underwear on instead of my normal granny panties, but
02:16I couldn't stop CPR.
02:18So someone literally pulled my pants up for me and tied them.
02:21So you wake up from CPR, you're like, hello.
02:24I'm up.
02:25I'm back.
02:27Whoa.
02:28Boy, are you a hero.
02:29You are something else.
02:31I love this hospital.
02:32Or you just open one eye and you're like, let her keep going.
02:35Yeah.
02:36I'm not up.
02:37I'm totally dying still.
02:39Keep pushing.
02:41Keep pushing.
02:42Stop breathing.
02:43Zach.
02:47Why are you making those kissy lips?
02:50Zach's in Plymouth.
02:51How are you doing, Zach?
02:52Hi, I'm doing good.
02:53How are you guys doing?
02:53Good.
02:54You had a comment.
02:55I've went to work a few times.
02:57This is nothing crazy, but I went in my slippers and I actually work at an auto mechanic
03:02shop and it's just so inconvenient because if I went home, I'd probably just stay
03:06home.
03:06So I went all day just in my slippers.
03:09That's a Dave move right there.
03:10That is totally.
03:10That is a Dave move.
03:11I've actually done that.
03:12Yeah, you have.
03:13I have.
03:13Yeah.
03:14You know, gone in my slippers.
03:15Yeah, you're a slipper person.
03:17Because it's just whatever's on your feet as you're running out the door.
03:19You know, you assume they're shoes.
03:22Yeah.
03:22This is amazing.
03:23My dad used to go to the gym in sweatpants and take them off and he'd have shorts underneath
03:27when he got there.
03:28One time he got there, he took the pants off.
03:30He only had his tighty whities on.
03:32He made it halfway across the gym before he realized it.
03:35Had to just turn around and go home.
03:37That guy walking through the gym in his tighty whities.
03:40New gym.
03:43Yeah.
03:44I can see the Bryce to do something like that.
03:46Oh, he wouldn't care.
03:47But he'd just keep working out.
03:48He wouldn't care.
03:48This is what I work out in.
03:51Enjoy it.
03:55Hey, Peter.
03:57Hey, I worked on an ambulance service in Wisconsin and we would respond from home.
04:01We got a psych patient one night.
04:03Had to restrain him to a longboard.
04:05So he was looking up the whole time at the captain's chair, which is right at the head
04:08of the cot.
04:08There was an EMT sitting there.
04:09He showed up from home, hadn't put underwear on apparently that night.
04:12And his fly was undone and his pants were open.
04:15And the psych patient kept screaming, penis, penis, the entire time we were transported
04:18to the hospital.
04:19We couldn't figure out what was wrong.
04:20It turns out the guy that was sitting in the captain's chair at the head of the cot
04:23taking notes, fly was wide open, no underwear on.
04:27And the psych patient was just staring at his dog the whole time, yelling, penis.
04:29We thought it was just a normal state of mind.
04:31And you just thought, oh, he's just insane.
04:33He's just having a BS.
04:34The guy's having a psych problem, so yeah.
04:37Just a Dave and Chuck fan.
04:38Penis, penis.
04:41Love you guys.
04:42Thanks.
04:42Thanks, Peter.
04:43Thanks for calling in.
04:44Oh, God.
04:44You're the guy.
04:45Then you realize, oh, that was my penis.
04:47Right.
04:48And you've already done a full report on how crazy he is.
04:50He came screaming penis over and over again.
04:53We committed him two weeks ago, and I just realized that was an underwear day.
04:58That's like when Dave's penis was out, and Dave thought the guy he knew was kind of giving
05:03him the eye or something.
05:04He was giving me the eye.
05:05Just saying like, hey.
05:06He was like, hey.
05:07Hey.
05:10Nah.
05:10We went down there.
05:11Yeah, I'm good, man.
05:12Thanks.
05:12I thought he was asking me if I needed another drink or something.
05:15I'm like, what do you mean?
05:17What's going on?
05:20Mouse is out of the house.
05:22Yeah.
05:23Your dick's out.
05:24Yeah, you got to be blunt with some people's advice.
05:27Super hot co-worker forgot a bra and asked me, a straight guy, if I could see her nipples
05:35because I was the only person she trusted to tell her the truth.
05:38Oh, I don't know about this.
05:40Wait, hold on.
05:40I don't know.
05:41There's more to that story than meets the nipples.
05:44There's something there.
05:45That'd be a crazy thing.
05:49I don't know.
05:51Let me.
05:51Hold on.
05:52Let me get a good look.
05:55Yes.
05:57I can.
05:58Yes, I can.
05:58Can you see my nipples?
06:00Can you see my nipples?
06:03That's the only response.
06:04Can you now see my erection?
06:06Possibly.
06:07She's making moves.
06:08I think she's making moves.
06:09That's what it seems like.
06:11That is.
06:11That is a move.
06:12Yeah.
06:12Because now that I look back, I'm like, nobody's ever done that to me.
06:15No.