00:00Closest I came was with weights, with actual weights in the basement.
00:05You know, I had the bar up with a ridiculous amount that I should not have put up on the
00:11bar.
00:13And I don't know, either I hiccuped or something, but I just got caught off guard and it came down
00:19on my chest.
00:21And the one thing I did do is that I, or did not do purposefully, was put the collars at
00:27the end.
00:28Because I knew the weight was that much, and I slowly had to rock it.
00:33Oh, you did it yourself?
00:34I did it myself.
00:35Oh, thank God.
00:35But I was hoping that if I could not complete it, that I would die before anyone saw me that
00:41way.
00:41Yeah.
00:41Because it's so embarrassing.
00:43Yeah, I would die of embarrassment first, and then suffocation later.
00:46Right.
00:47I would try to eat, I was right next to the detergent, I would have eaten that to kill myself.
00:51For those who go to the gym and lift, is there, if you're by yourself, is there a tried and
00:56true technique?
00:58That you know of.
01:00Do people share that?
01:02Like, if this ever happens, here's what you need to do?
01:04The way I did it was the way you do it.
01:06You slowly rock each weight off.
01:09Because once one weight...
01:10But what if you have the collars on, if you don't have them off?
01:12I mean, is it...
01:13Well, you try to roll it down.
01:14Roll it down.
01:15Right.
01:15Yeah.
01:16Roll it over your neck and over your face.
01:18Yeah.
01:19I mean, I would do that.
01:20Of course, that's the shortest path, but you're going to have to take the longest over the
01:24valley of the ball sack.
01:26Yeah.
01:26The last time it happened to me, you just kind of...
01:29You have to...
01:30As cool as you possibly can.
01:32You can't go.
01:33I got it.
01:33I got it.
01:34I don't got it.
01:35I don't got it.
01:35No, but the last time I was like, hey, I need your help over here.
01:39You know, like...
01:39Hey!
01:41Hey, excuse me, bro.
01:42Can you just give me a second?
01:44Okay.
01:45But I have arthritis in my...
01:47In my life.
01:49I like how you called him bro.
01:50Hey!
01:51Excuse me, that's him, bro.
01:53I got it.
01:54I got it.
01:54I got it.
01:55I got it.
01:55Can you help me over here?
01:59You try and act as cool as you possibly can.
02:01But, yeah.
02:02What are you bitching over there, bro?
02:06I got it.
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