00:00is court wearing his hair yes that will make your day yeah they're so cute they are they're cute i
00:17love them they're much shorter than i thought they would get in here come in come in the door by
00:23by chuck oh it's locked oh okay let's see uh see how these oh wrong way the other way he's coming
00:29he doesn't want you by him wrong way of course he came in the back door here he comes oh my god no
00:35you look like gay aladdin it is not why are they so short and why are the pockets on the outside
00:42and why are you showing them off like that are they oh wait i don't know does that even work
00:48anymore so we'll find out i don't know why they're this way they're not inside out like they're
00:52intentionally pockets oh look at that i didn't even notice the pocket design because you're
00:57supposed to wear stuff like i would fill those with sunflower seeds on a baseball diamond is what
01:02i'm thinking but you can put sunflower seeds meat no one on a baseball diamond would ever wear those
01:07pants well our pants are very similar to that i mean those are like babe ruth in these yeah there you go
01:14no yeah oh i like them why are you doing that you know what i like you jogging like that i dance
01:22at home in them non-stop i mean that's reason to buy them enough i think you should do your
01:28stand-up routine with the pants can i be honest did you do it i want to oh i think you should it
01:33should be no one's ready they'd be they'd laugh at me i'd get laughs yeah of course it would be like
01:38instant laughs like this guy make sure that you have a lot of ankles showing well there's no doubt yeah
01:44they go to his like upper calf i know that's it i want other colors i think they're kind of no no
01:50listen i when i saw you i was like is that a world famous japanese surfer thank you oh my god
01:57that's not what i said i was confused for a second that guy looks like a world-class japanese surfer to
02:02me thank you yeah again this was a drunk purchase yeah drunk wine wine all of the above yes yes okay
02:09wine and it was an online order or an in-person online amazon amazon has so many yeah and yes you
02:16said to yourself i want harem i can't imagine him going into a harem store and like being like give
02:22me your finest pants like i don't even know where to go i wouldn't know where there's like that earthbound
02:28store oh there's some places to get fabric so when you saw the pants were you like like serious
02:36or were you like this is funny i thought this could be my new thing for real like what like you were
02:42like a harem man what do you mean my new thing so like when people see harem pants they're like
02:47do you think of you yeah it's like branding yeah that's what i said i talked about it that branding
02:51thing with the glasses this is like right right you did it could be his that's his thing like hey
02:57man that's just what court does like that's his thing you want to be like court no you gotta buy
03:03those pants you already have them you're more like you're the original you're the mine go to my
03:11ankles they're like the real deal yeah it's because i was forced to buy indian pants but mine do like
03:18mine aren't three-quarter length do they go all the way down oh yeah okay like they go tight at the
03:24ankle you can barely get them these have like a there is like a what do you call it like a
03:31like a tightener seeing a lot of your legs seal but it's just way up like at the knee yeah that's
03:36nice seal it up high are they like what i'm nice and i'm midget harem pants stop it he doesn't know
03:43i'm sure they came in sizes a large extra large small medium so i think there's there's different but
03:49it is almost like one size fits all i think all of us could fit in let's try that yeah no we're not
03:54all getting in your pants i know i brought my tick tock pants they're in my office on my desk
04:00al can you bring in my tick tock pants that's okay can you grab lisa's pants she left them in her
04:08office i showed court already you have to see what i'm sorry where are your pants they're so cute
04:12they're in her office on her desk all right dude please you have to they look cute on the girl the
04:18woman that i wish i knew like i wish i knew the photo of the like what you saw i can show you okay
04:28it's so cute online versus reality okay yeah okay so like let's see it she goes so like right so she's
04:35like at the beach oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah right yeah wait until you see these hold on a sec
04:42wait until you see these what came oh my god lisa you're gonna have a hard time you're gonna have
04:49a hard time you bought precious's pants that's a jared from subway i could really use those metal
04:56detecting what is this that's not the same thing right no i don't it looks like a big girl's adidas
05:02i mean so they do that yeah i know but how do you want to trip on the strings you're gonna trip
05:08on the strings those are gigantic i know there has to be like a 50 inch waist on those bad boys
05:14blow away they're for the beach well the thing is court's right if the wind gets you in the wrong
05:20way you're instantly parasailing windsock pants isn't that silly oh man i got and i don't know what to
05:26do with them well well listen man is there a homeless big man there's tick tock
05:32it's tick tock pants those are yours forever you put them on and you walk the dog you could
05:37cut them sort of down one side and make drapes out of them they're like they're not it's not the
05:44worst thing huge they are gigantic did you save your shirts i have my shirt yeah i still have my
05:51shirt because there's no returning it it's just uh it just got hung up i tried to like give it to rowan
05:56and he was like dude uh like no i'm not wearing your hand-me-down
06:03t-moo shirt yeah so you got trekked he got what he deserved he wanted it he wanted
06:09awesome pants i got what i deserve yeah yeah you deserve it is what he deserves
06:14harem pants i'll kick my way out of here no no please no i just the pants the pockets that's
06:20weird that's a weird design listen it's like a homeless rockette it's it's something's going
06:27on there i don't know what that means why do the pockets hang out the back i did you not say that it
06:32is designed as something like underwear almost where you wear it under the version that i have
06:40for that goes under an indian outfit right it like the the outfit goes to my knees so you only see
06:47yes the bottom half i just was wondering if it was like the pockets are on the outside because you're
06:51really you're reaching underneath your indian outfit and then just trying to get to the you know
06:56the meat sticks that are in your pockets or whatever why would i have meat sticks on to survive
07:03okay everyone knows that you're in the middle of the desert all right no i don't know i don't
07:08understand but we've all been bamboozled by something so watch what you buy online because
07:12you'll get a giant lady's pants i can't cinch them enough yeah like i think there's so much fabric
07:20like that's the problem see to me i could see myself cinching and there would be a point where
07:26it would stop cinching that i think would be acceptable acceptable you know but not you i
07:32mean it's not it's gonna look like you have i don't even know like it would be so bunched up
07:39around you not good and i think run dmc i think you gave court some bad advice harem pan should not be
07:44his thing i think that should not be his signature look i don't here's people are gonna look at him
07:50this is why he wants that that's my that's the shirt oh that's hilarious yeah that's great
07:56great that was the shirt that i look like you should be in a calvian nightclub yeah it was
08:00basically let me see the buttons look at the button you are ready to pop out of that shirt oh yeah
08:06one more peanut butter cup and that shirt is done uh-huh oh yeah that's great and i was not even as
08:12fat as i am now you can see your skin i know i don't know what i'm saying so i can't yeah it's
08:19probably a lot of f-bombs or something yeah yeah watch what you buy online yeah you have to be
08:24careful they trick us be super careful very stretchy
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