Cort Gets Harem Pants

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Cort's fashion choice of wearing Harem pants. And then, Lisa shares the pants she purchased from TikTok ended up being way bigger than anticipated.

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00:00is court wearing his hair yes that will make your day yeah they're so cute they are they're cute i

00:17love them they're much shorter than i thought they would get in here come in come in the door by

00:23by chuck oh it's locked oh okay let's see uh see how these oh wrong way the other way he's coming

00:29he doesn't want you by him wrong way of course he came in the back door here he comes oh my god no

00:35you look like gay aladdin it is not why are they so short and why are the pockets on the outside

00:42and why are you showing them off like that are they oh wait i don't know does that even work

00:48anymore so we'll find out i don't know why they're this way they're not inside out like they're

00:52intentionally pockets oh look at that i didn't even notice the pocket design because you're

00:57supposed to wear stuff like i would fill those with sunflower seeds on a baseball diamond is what

01:02i'm thinking but you can put sunflower seeds meat no one on a baseball diamond would ever wear those

01:07pants well our pants are very similar to that i mean those are like babe ruth in these yeah there you go

01:14no yeah oh i like them why are you doing that you know what i like you jogging like that i dance

01:22at home in them non-stop i mean that's reason to buy them enough i think you should do your

01:28stand-up routine with the pants can i be honest did you do it i want to oh i think you should it

01:33should be no one's ready they'd be they'd laugh at me i'd get laughs yeah of course it would be like

01:38instant laughs like this guy make sure that you have a lot of ankles showing well there's no doubt yeah

01:44they go to his like upper calf i know that's it i want other colors i think they're kind of no no

01:50listen i when i saw you i was like is that a world famous japanese surfer thank you oh my god

01:57that's not what i said i was confused for a second that guy looks like a world-class japanese surfer to

02:02me thank you yeah again this was a drunk purchase yeah drunk wine wine all of the above yes yes okay

02:09wine and it was an online order or an in-person online amazon amazon has so many yeah and yes you

02:16said to yourself i want harem i can't imagine him going into a harem store and like being like give

02:22me your finest pants like i don't even know where to go i wouldn't know where there's like that earthbound

02:28store oh there's some places to get fabric so when you saw the pants were you like like serious

02:36or were you like this is funny i thought this could be my new thing for real like what like you were

02:42like a harem man what do you mean my new thing so like when people see harem pants they're like

02:47do you think of you yeah it's like branding yeah that's what i said i talked about it that branding

02:51thing with the glasses this is like right right you did it could be his that's his thing like hey

02:57man that's just what court does like that's his thing you want to be like court no you gotta buy

03:03those pants you already have them you're more like you're the original you're the mine go to my

03:11ankles they're like the real deal yeah it's because i was forced to buy indian pants but mine do like

03:18mine aren't three-quarter length do they go all the way down oh yeah okay like they go tight at the

03:24ankle you can barely get them these have like a there is like a what do you call it like a

03:31like a tightener seeing a lot of your legs seal but it's just way up like at the knee yeah that's

03:36nice seal it up high are they like what i'm nice and i'm midget harem pants stop it he doesn't know

03:43i'm sure they came in sizes a large extra large small medium so i think there's there's different but

03:49it is almost like one size fits all i think all of us could fit in let's try that yeah no we're not

03:54all getting in your pants i know i brought my tick tock pants they're in my office on my desk

04:00al can you bring in my tick tock pants that's okay can you grab lisa's pants she left them in her

04:08office i showed court already you have to see what i'm sorry where are your pants they're so cute

04:12they're in her office on her desk all right dude please you have to they look cute on the girl the

04:18woman that i wish i knew like i wish i knew the photo of the like what you saw i can show you okay

04:28it's so cute online versus reality okay yeah okay so like let's see it she goes so like right so she's

04:35like at the beach oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah right yeah wait until you see these hold on a sec

04:42wait until you see these what came oh my god lisa you're gonna have a hard time you're gonna have

04:49a hard time you bought precious's pants that's a jared from subway i could really use those metal

04:56detecting what is this that's not the same thing right no i don't it looks like a big girl's adidas

05:02i mean so they do that yeah i know but how do you want to trip on the strings you're gonna trip

05:08on the strings those are gigantic i know there has to be like a 50 inch waist on those bad boys

05:14blow away they're for the beach well the thing is court's right if the wind gets you in the wrong

05:20way you're instantly parasailing windsock pants isn't that silly oh man i got and i don't know what to

05:26do with them well well listen man is there a homeless big man there's tick tock

05:32it's tick tock pants those are yours forever you put them on and you walk the dog you could

05:37cut them sort of down one side and make drapes out of them they're like they're not it's not the

05:44worst thing huge they are gigantic did you save your shirts i have my shirt yeah i still have my

05:51shirt because there's no returning it it's just uh it just got hung up i tried to like give it to rowan

05:56and he was like dude uh like no i'm not wearing your hand-me-down

06:03t-moo shirt yeah so you got trekked he got what he deserved he wanted it he wanted

06:09awesome pants i got what i deserve yeah yeah you deserve it is what he deserves

06:14harem pants i'll kick my way out of here no no please no i just the pants the pockets that's

06:20weird that's a weird design listen it's like a homeless rockette it's it's something's going

06:27on there i don't know what that means why do the pockets hang out the back i did you not say that it

06:32is designed as something like underwear almost where you wear it under the version that i have

06:40for that goes under an indian outfit right it like the the outfit goes to my knees so you only see

06:47yes the bottom half i just was wondering if it was like the pockets are on the outside because you're

06:51really you're reaching underneath your indian outfit and then just trying to get to the you know

06:56the meat sticks that are in your pockets or whatever why would i have meat sticks on to survive

07:03okay everyone knows that you're in the middle of the desert all right no i don't know i don't

07:08understand but we've all been bamboozled by something so watch what you buy online because

07:12you'll get a giant lady's pants i can't cinch them enough yeah like i think there's so much fabric

07:20like that's the problem see to me i could see myself cinching and there would be a point where

07:26it would stop cinching that i think would be acceptable acceptable you know but not you i

07:32mean it's not it's gonna look like you have i don't even know like it would be so bunched up

07:39around you not good and i think run dmc i think you gave court some bad advice harem pan should not be

07:44his thing i think that should not be his signature look i don't here's people are gonna look at him

07:50this is why he wants that that's my that's the shirt oh that's hilarious yeah that's great

07:56great that was the shirt that i look like you should be in a calvian nightclub yeah it was

08:00basically let me see the buttons look at the button you are ready to pop out of that shirt oh yeah

08:06one more peanut butter cup and that shirt is done uh-huh oh yeah that's great and i was not even as

08:12fat as i am now you can see your skin i know i don't know what i'm saying so i can't yeah it's

08:19probably a lot of f-bombs or something yeah yeah watch what you buy online yeah you have to be

08:24careful they trick us be super careful very stretchy

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