Peep Show: MC Hammer Pants

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about ski-jumpers who were disqualified from the Olympics after their uniforms were deemed too baggy. Chuck was expecting to see MC Hammer style pants and that comment caught Dave by surprise while taking a sip of coffee.

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00:00Another thing to mention about the Olympics yesterday.

00:10Five skiers were disqualified for their baggy outfits.

00:14What?

00:17Huh?

00:19Get out of here.

00:20Skiers representing Austria, Japan, Norway, and Germany

00:23were deemed to be wearing loose-fitting clothing

00:25that could have given them extra loft

00:29Oh, so were they ski jumpers?

00:30While in the air.

00:32Yes.

00:32Oh, okay.

00:33So they were banned.

00:35Huh.

00:36I've never heard of that.

00:37They're in a wingsuit.

00:39Not wingsuit.

00:40No, I know, but I mean, like, that's a thing, right?

00:43Yeah, the five female ski jumpers were disqualified

00:47because their outfits were considered too baggy,

00:49and that would have given them more airtime, they say.

00:53That's a new one.

00:54Yeah.

00:54Don't think you could change real quick since it's the Olympics.

00:57Yeah, give them an opportunity to just put on different outfits.

00:59Yeah, maybe.

00:59Exactly.

01:00They've always worn...

01:02I just thought, like, you got your uniforms for whatever,

01:05and they were all the same, and they were all from the Olympic Committee.

01:07That's what I would have thought.

01:08Right, well, they had their outfits cleared in earlier jumps,

01:11so their disqualification later in the event was pretty shocking, they say.

01:15And it was the Olympic Committee that disqualified them.

01:20It wasn't like China being like...

01:21Yeah, the International Ski Federation.

01:24They say destroyed everything.

01:26I think they've destroyed women's ski jumping.

01:28I've been checked so many times in 11 years,

01:30the skier said that I have never been disqualified once.

01:33I know my suit was compliant.

01:35160 World Cup starts, five World Championships, three Olympic Games,

01:39and this is the first time ever my heart is broken.

01:41Yeah, it's really sad.

01:43Because, I mean, I guess I assumed they were going to come out there looking like MC Hammer.

01:47And it didn't look like that, you know, Dave.

01:54You bastard.

01:55It didn't.

01:56You need a tissue, Dave?

01:57Yeah.

01:59I think you got some coffee coming out of your nose.

02:01Yeah, sorry.

02:01I think I did a little bit.

02:02Sorry about that.

02:03It's so good.

02:04Mistimed.

02:05Mistimed that one.

02:06It's hot coffee.

02:06Yeah, it's not good.

02:08But, yeah, that's what I thought it was going to be like, and it was not.

02:13It just looked like a normal suit to me, one of their little suits.

02:16It wasn't like MC Hammer.

02:18Well, you know, like when I said baggy, I mean, MC Hammer would have been a killer ski jumper.

02:25He would have looked real cool.

02:26Oh, my God.

02:28He would have flown.

02:30I just said, oh, I'm not sure that's the look that would be approved.

02:35Can you imagine those pants?

02:37Come to ski jumpers.

02:38It's like he's got a parachute.

02:41He's got wings coming out of their asses.

02:42Yeah.

02:43Look at him soar.

02:44He soars, like, right past the whole setup.

02:49Just the whole end.

02:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:50Does anyone see him?

02:51He's over the fence.

02:52Oh, my God.

02:54They're on their way to Japan right now.

03:00Yeah, not what I was expecting.

03:02No.

03:02MC Hammer pants on those skiers.

03:04But, again, another, like, you train for years and years and boom.

03:08That's a really silly reason.

03:10No.

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