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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the 'Enhanced Games' that took place where athletes are able to use performance enhancing drugs. Then, Chuck and Jason imagine that they were able to become "enhanced".

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00:00oh i'm exhausted dude you're literally sitting next to a mountain of five hour energy shots
00:05try their red licorice it's sweet and craveable thanks and you didn't even call me an idiot
00:12you're sweet and craveable yeah you're an idiot
00:21all right well we heard that they were going to do this the enhanced games where athletes
00:28are allowed to use yes roids and everything performance enhancing drugs uh at this
00:35billionaire backed enhanced games a swimmer did break a world record here's that now
00:46greek swimmer christian kolomiev racing across the pool
00:49finishing the 50 meter freestyle faster than the official world record time
00:58his victory earning him over a million dollars in prize money he's gonna change my life
01:03to do the good for sure but despite the fanfare and celebrations the official world record will go
01:09untouched kolomiev's winning time yesterday unofficial because it's at the enhanced games
01:15it's time to meet our athletes it's the highly controversial sporting event backed by the likes
01:20of donald trump jr and tech billionaire peter teal this is life changing no that's life when you
01:26enhance baby that allows swimming weight lifting and track athletes to take fda approved performance
01:32enhancing drugs like steroids blood boosters and testosterone under medical supervision now the
01:38people at home can also get enhanced and become the best they've ever been oh wow so it's just the
01:44game's chief sporting officer last week trying to get you to get juiced up huh why well i think the
01:49uh
01:50the main reason is that you know we're interested in athletes pursuing their human potential and their
01:56limits and uh doing it in a in a medically uh rigorous fashion the organization loosening the rule
02:02book on doping even selling injectables and supplements on its website also permitting long
02:08band apparel like the synthetic super suit for swimming the super suit is crazy but despite the
02:14drug-fueled boost only one world record was topped and in the 100 meter sprint olympian fred curley won
02:21he says without using performance enhancing drugs beating out several athletes who did i'm not a
02:28judger so everybody came here to do their own responsibility to show the case their talent to the world the
02:33event widely condemned by the international olympic committee and the world anti-doping agency so i decided to
02:39outcheat him the right way and mocked by several olympic swimmers including dutch olympian niels
02:45corstangy who posted this video swimming faster than the world record wearing flippers and a plastic
02:52shark fin what's the biggest fear that you have with what you're seeing i'm just really scared that
02:57something like this would would almost poison the idea of sport where all of a sudden it's it's the
03:04science experiment that you can win by spending the most money but yeah i mean it's just it's a
03:10group of people just trying to get a bunch of people to sign up and buy their supplements and
03:18steroids that's what i look like i'd like to be enhanced for a day a day or a day go
03:23all the way
03:24well just get a taste and see the problem is my my fear is like uh and i don't even
03:29know how true any
03:30of it is but it's like the whole thought of like once you start like you get on testosterone or
03:36something like that you like you're never off of it because your body gets used to the fact that you
03:42have you know that like it's like a choice you make to always be on it what would you do
03:48jason if
03:49you were enhanced for a day flex like this that's it how you doing jason good morning what's going on
03:55you mean you wouldn't walk faster feeling enhanced do you feel like in like what you're just gonna
04:01give yourself one shot and then just muscles just grow grow that's how it should be oh well i take
04:07the blood boosters i take the steroids that's how it works i take whatever they take eating spinach
04:11wonder though think about it think about it basketball night right basketball enhanced i know
04:19what about ryan playing golf oh yeah you get up here enhanced golf yeah i'm in for all of this
04:25juice up you want to get enhanced bro juice up the juice bros i'll enhance with you yeah um this
04:35guy
04:35said i do steroids i barely work out but i take them because they make me feel like i'm superman
04:39i walk around like i'm 10 feet tall and have a foot long schlong yep he walks around like that
04:45but
04:45he's not actually like that enhanced oh you're all you're yeah look at how enhanced he's quite
04:54enhanced i'm superior it's not how it happens in your head you may feel like that i don't know
05:02i'm in here i don't know until you try but you're seven feet tall you're still dainty no i'm not
05:08i'm
05:09enhanced enhanced try me the thing is too we'd all have like we'd all get enhanced and then we'd have
05:16like roid rage we'd be so mad fighting like furious like shut your piehole dave be great good times
05:25right who you calling dainty dave yeah yeah not so tall now are you i still am actually i don't
05:34think
05:34so nothing changed about you except your attitude man oh yeah oh no we can't let these guys get
05:44enhanced we can't let them get enhanced i like it i can't even hold this coffee cup on my breaking
05:53i'm the cream of the crop you guys realize nothing has changed about you right nothing at all
06:02you're the same guys i can't even talk different i don't understand why oh he's enhanced leave him
06:11alone he's enhanced i'm a nurse oh my god don't go in there he's enhanced i can't handle enhanced
06:20jason and chuck yeah he couldn't and you'd hate me so fast um he's enhanced brother
06:27you want to be enhanced yeah 53 year old guy on trt said when i did my first injection i
06:34thought i was
06:35going to turn into the incredible hulk yep did not happen no no you have to work very very hard
06:41to
06:42still so it's like that whole like uh you have to be a hard worker willing to work out like
06:48a maniac
06:48but you're able to just recover so fast you know that it's like the next day you're not sore like
06:54that so then you can work out really hard again and push your body and that's how they get so
06:59big
06:59and then it you know water retains water which helps to break the muscle down
07:06you know don't it is attempting to get enhanced you spent years being unenhanced so you cannot try
07:12he's enhanced in there yeah oh my god oh no rocking back and forth to be honest like ryan's enhanced
07:21a
07:21little bit with those shoes they enhance oh his cloud shoes or whatever the hell they are
07:27that is true i probably break records running yeah sir and you're only his slip-on sketchers
07:34aren't enhanced oh not yet i see this oh he is enhanced sexually enhanced oh jesus seeing just the
07:42difference in that i want to enhance everything oh yeah it works okay rock hard
07:54that was so disturbing more than i thought oh my god that's the best advertisement for that
08:00rock hard and super strong yeah rock hard super strong and enhanced you've been on a minuscule dose
08:07you're micro dosing cialis because of your uh super tight yeah there's something she thinks i
08:15probably don't need it the cialis have you noticed a different with the cialis oh yeah brother
08:24let me tell you dave
08:29i feel like will levis out there i'm like yeah i'm enhanced
08:34like a kid again all right yep i can't go back i've had a taste right if they told me
08:40i was in a
08:41diet i'd just cut it in half that would be that'd be wild to you know i guess you are
08:49doing this cialis
08:50now but then they take you off it and then it's not i'll never get i'll never stop oh yeah
08:55i can't
08:55go back no after knowing what i'm what's possible yeah what i can do because your body just as you
09:03get older it's just becomes tougher to you know the blood stuff friends and family stuff friends
09:08family watch out yeah no okay i'm only gonna he's enhanced okay i am
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