Butthole Worms

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about a listener who touches his backdoor while he sleeps and it led to the discovery and investigation of pinworms.

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00:00you can always email us anytime dave and chuck the freak at wrif.com this first one

00:14it's a doozy okay um now he starts off by saying dave keep me anonymous and i will because

00:20you don't want people knowing this he says i have a problem that when i sleep i'm constantly

00:27scratching my ass or playing with my b-hole he says i know you guys are probably laughing by now

00:32but trust me it's truly embarrassing i'm not even aware i'm doing it most of the time i'll just wake

00:38up with a hand between my cheeks or even a finger a little bit in there oh he's digging he's in yeah

00:44he's in we're getting lots of texts and stuff about it being pinworms that these guys suffer from worms

00:51like you know dogs rub their butt on the ground if they get worms they got butthole worms can you get

00:56rid of them adult butthole worms what does a pinworm look like i don't let's check it out

01:02go to the googler rectum worms you know wouldn't they know you think because they're awake no i

01:09don't think the most common symptom of pinworms is an itchy rectal area oh my god symptoms are worse

01:15at night when the female worms are most active and crawl out of the anus to deposit their eggs

01:21mother of hell can we see what that looks like yeah do it the anal itch go to a video of it

01:31he said mother of hell no no no it looks like chalming came out of his ass

01:39what what's on the dick who ordered the ramen might throw up oh yeah don't look at that i'm gonna look

01:48for a treatment look for a treatment you focus on healing okay if you focus on healing we'll look

01:54at the disease i need to see if they have any of these on video coming out they have any of these

02:01coming out they have removal of worms from the anus doctor removes large worms okay let's see what

02:07that is okay oh boy untold stories of the er it looked like a pig's tail oh my god the pig's tail

02:18that's like alien it's like alien we'll be back in a moment did you even think that it would be that

02:24that that that would come out never what it was never oh god i thought it was some weird sexual

02:29perversion oh just some old-fashioned butt itching you know like your grandma used to have

02:34no it's butthole worms no female worms lay eggs at night in your butthole oh god there's videos of

02:42it yeah there really is let's see out of a horror movie oh that's and that's inside a butthole that's

02:51inside i will not look look at them squiggling around looking at them squiggling oh boy they got

03:00a lot more movement than i thought they would look at how much they moved i'm not looking dave it's

03:05okay it's not that bad it's not that bad you have to harm yourself it's not that bad you can do it

03:10it's pretty bad it's pretty bad it looks like it looks like what you imagine like the entrance to

03:16hell looks like he's got a lot of things going on in that thing oh that is so disgusting someone

03:22got them from eating someone's backside

03:24well you're you're taking a great risk when you put your face right we just have ended anal play

03:34yeah this is the day the butt died this is dude this is the year the butt is done

03:39i'll tell you what before i do anything like that i'm getting a flashlight

03:43you want me to do something like that i'm going in there

03:49you know how many people are thanking us though too they finally know what's going on with them

03:54oh my god that's crazy something never talked about and who knew we would talk about it today

03:59so much um oh my cousin just had this happen she discovered it at thanksgiving dinner the look on

04:05her face when she walked out of the bathroom was priceless guys listen thanksgiving's off

04:11i go to the john here and i catch a glimpse of something and i'm supposed to come back in here

04:20and be funny chuck the freak when i got white worms be all over your face

04:27you'd be pale you'd be sweating this is chuck coming back into the room after discovering he has

04:33butthole worms and action

04:36ready to do this man hey chuck everything all right there you're walking so slow and

04:45you're making eye contact with us hey man what happened you sure you're all right pants

04:52no i didn't i didn't poop my pants lisa oh i didn't but you're sitting weird and you're

04:59you're looking real pale are you sweating i got worms in my poop yeah

05:05i got white crawly worms go home on my butt show's canceled i gotta go yeah we got a best of this one

05:14yeah it's a good thing that guy emailed in yeah oh that's all started from a listener's email hard

05:20to believe that it's led to this whole discussion of butthole worms hello darkness my old friend

05:26that's what this is about i've come to talk who knew this was about

05:32his reoccurring pinworm a vision softly creeping

05:37left it sees while i was sleeping

05:41what it left its seeds while i was sleeping that's the way i get the song

05:47that's planted in my brain still remains

05:51within the sounds of silence this is about butthole worms it is

05:58in restless dreams he walked alone

06:02that's about a street i don't know maybe this is him going to the doctor

06:07sleeping butthole touchers you now know

06:14what you have i bet they didn't expect to hear that today

06:20i'm gonna start my service if you guys need somebody to check your butts for pinworms

06:25james at wrif.com

06:27use the code pinworm butt for a 10 discount

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