Belly Button Lint

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Dave & Chuck the Freak read an e-mail from a listener who accidentally swallowed some of her partner's belly button lint after licking it and the show is understandably grossed-out.

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00:00we got an email from one of our female listeners she said i was thinking of taking this story to

00:09the grave but i have to get it off my chest so please please keep me anonymous that's a bad idea

00:14okay i'm a 21 year old woman for context my boyfriend hates having his belly button touched

00:20because his stomach is super ticklish sometimes when i'm tickling him or spooning him i'll put

00:24my finger in his belly button for a second and you know he freaks out yeah so the other night

00:29thanks for getting sexy i'll get you right back for that i was kissing down his stomach on my way

00:35to give him some bj stuff yes i kissed right above his belly button and thought wouldn't it be

00:44hilarious if i stick my tongue in his belly button right now you want to get socked well it wasn't

00:49he did laugh and kind of shoved me away but the second i pulled my tongue away and closed my mouth

00:55i realized i'd gone too deep no i overestimated how deep his belly button was because i had a big

01:01piece of belly button lint stuck to my tongue it does collect stuff you'll never do that it does

01:07collect stuff girls that play with dudes belly buttons they're they're in for surprises i know

01:13i think it's funny but it's i guess one of the most disgusting places on me yeah it's a cavernous

01:18hole yeah my i really gotta get i gotta get in there with like a they're like a tool my butthole

01:24my butthole is sometimes cleaner than it oh my god it's the truth it's the truth you clean your

01:31butthole more than you do the amount of time i put into my b-hole being clean i mean it's like a it's

01:37like a butthole in the middle of your abdomen yeah gosh i thought of it like that um so she realized

01:45she had a piece of belly button lint a big piece stuck in her tongue she said listen to this

01:50in sheer panic not wanting to embarrass him or ruin the mood i swallowed it oh my god oh my god

01:58yes i swallowed oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god you gotta go to a doctor

02:06she said yes i swallowed his belly button lint oh man and he doesn't know anything about it

02:13immediately i was like why the f did i do that we carried on but i couldn't stop thinking about it

02:18and even right now at work i feel a little sick every time i think about it it's been haunting me

02:23all day because mine isn't just my my lint it's it's a mixture of some of my chest hair that has come

02:30loose and it's belly hair and just rito crumbs yeah rito crumbs maybe that just me that's maybe just

02:39oh no oh no oh no oh no what dave never lick a belly button this guy says i went to raspberry my

02:49fiance's belly button and he had a yeast infection in it never never heard of that you can get a

02:56yeast infection in your belly button that guy's a dirty bastard anywhere that gets moist right

03:00if you're getting a yeast infection it means it's moist belly you gotta get you some what is that

03:05oh yeah right there right there right there how's that smell a belly button yeast infection

03:11belly button discharge monistat 7 in there or something yeah you gotta rub that monistat

03:17cream oh along with a white discharge from your belly button it can cover your navel with an itchy

03:23red rash you gotta use an antifungal cream like monistat derm and keep your navel clean and dry

03:31i'm kind of lucky because i have like pictures i have an easy access belly button but you see like

03:40uh the one on the left there where it starts to get like oh you can't really tell oh god look at this

03:46guys i'll tell you what though what is that what is that i can't look at this anymore this is brutal

03:54clean your belly buttons i guess that's the message it's like super it's super easy to not

04:00have like a totally disgusting oh my god discharge belly button discharge belly button discharge once

04:06you dive into that it looks like a gummy bear yeah yeah a green one just like a green and yellow

04:12that's not a gummy snake it doesn't look like it's not it doesn't look like any gummy bear i put in my

04:16mouth gummy bears are way better that's how gummy bears come from someone said you guys just ruined

04:22kissing my wife around her belly button for me i understand kissing around it i understand kissing

04:28around it but the dive down in it get in there the get right in there what is that like is that

04:38getting a chick off i don't think so some people must like it dude some people must like getting

04:41their belly button eaten out what stop it that's wild i said i never want to hear the world's belly

04:50button discharge again oh man i would never spend any time going down on a belly button

04:56i wouldn't i don't get it this is this kind of blowing me away a little bit people are like

05:00people dying on the backside and you're complaining about no but dining on the backside that to me at

05:06least makes some kind of sexual sense oh my god someone said i almost just crashed an oil delivery

05:13truck when you read that she swallowed the lint yeah that was a rough thing for us all to go through

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