00:00um i completely forgot to tell you what happened yesterday morning it was so odd i'm driving on
00:12my shady drive there is a car in the middle of the road running with no one in it hmm
00:19well where like a couple of blocks like so over there yeah oh okay just like in the second to
00:28left lane that guy got taken yeah there's no one in the car it wasn't moving obviously it was parked
00:34but i'm getting yeah you know you're going down the road i'm like what's going on here
00:37yeah i'm starting to slow down a bit i'm like well listen i was driving in and i saw there's
00:41like a little back alleyway and i saw like an ambulance in there i'm like ah someone's dead
00:47in the alley yeah someone's dead in the alley i really consider stopping but then i thought no
00:52i don't think oh my god no but just not like not to get out and investigate but just to
00:58hello hello it worked get him
01:05dave gives a flashlight out he's like investigating dave they they've almost got him yeah no like
01:12honestly these thieves that are after dave's car because that's what it is now i've now i'm convinced
01:17they want dave's car yeah and they're trying to put a scenario that dave will be unable
01:26to help but stop you know that's maybe it maybe somebody wasn't taken i think you're on to that i
01:32think that was uh somebody did that so that somebody like dave would stop would stop and the second dave
01:38stops and take off your clothes give me your keys and then they have your car yeah and then they get
01:45into their car that they just set you up with it's hard to turn off human nature yeah right oh
01:50you have and i'm weak at that time i'm not my my defenses aren't up i'm just driving to work right
01:56you probably can't even slow down i mean even slowing down is probably dangerous yeah all it takes
02:00is a guy to be able to jump out in front of your car with a with a gun what do you do then you just
02:06run them over absolutely i would a gun in my face yeah plow right through yeah you have to yeah
02:12it's me or him yeah i ain't going out like that this is real nice this guy says because of the
02:16way you guys talk i picture dave listening to ace of bass with a sweater wrapped around his neck
02:21while driving to work now oh here i go another good day ahead and i'll wait to get this show fired
02:30up today that's an abandoned vehicle i wonder what is going on there oh wow holy smokes they could be
02:38in danger i should probably slow down i should what is happening oh my god are they are you okay
02:45anyone anyone get out of your big ass truck what strip nude come with us get in the truck
02:55what's all this riff stuff oh what is this song what are you listening to i should just kill you for
03:03this listen to it oh dear god man we better just put him back in right
03:12it's gotta be some kind of security oh no i saw the sign oh that's that's at the ace of bass
03:20shoot it shoot it go kill radio radio jesus christ man you scarier than us
03:30what's wrong with you he must be crazy this ain't even no mixtape or nothing
03:35it's on his it's on his phone it's on his phone he's crazy it's wild
03:43hog time
03:46yeah it's kind of catchy once they start going yeah that's actually why i'm not starting to like it
03:53something gonna fill you up
04:04i don't know the words yet i don't either something gonna feel you up
04:10i don't know the words they're all in dave's clothes
04:19yeah oh look at this i look so good in this button down
04:24check out these john s shoes i got on
04:26damn look at those who knew you'd find size 15s out here
04:31oh man that's crazy they just slip right on
04:34they got buckles on them i haven't seen my shoes with buckles on them before
04:38yeah but it's fake fake buckles he can't even this is velcro
04:41look at what i found in the back here some kind of roman centurion sandals
04:45check with a museum oh look he's got a pair of pants in here that also are shorts if you zip the legs out
04:53i haven't had them in a while
04:56no none of these things you have but
04:58big watch
04:59big watch
05:00whoa
05:01i'm watching the gigantic watches
05:03hey help me carry this watch
05:08look i found his tire lock
05:11damn it
05:17i will not be a victim
05:18taking a stand
05:21throwing off the ace of base
05:22oh man getting robbed brutally to ace of base is a hilarious scenario
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