Barbara Broccoli

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about who will be cast as the new James Bond in the upcoming films. They discover the producer has a funny name and try to figure out how to pronounce it correctly.

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00:00we debated at length who we thought would be great as the next james bond yes and um we now

00:14know who it is likely going to be daniel craig again he did it after all that it's going to be

00:21the same guy i report out today says the search for the new james bond is over and it's daniel

00:26craig uh bond producer barbara broccoli that's her real name i can't even say that i'm barbara

00:33so it sounds like now she never really wanted tom hiddleston she cringed at tom's desperate

00:43publicity stunt with taylor swift and his speech at the golden globes she thought he was a bit too

00:49smug and not tough enough for the role he really pissed off barbara broccoli i can't stop thinking

00:55about barbara broccoli i know that she's rich yeah you know her life's probably pretty decent but

01:01her name is barbara broccoli and so could you imagine introducing yourself i wonder what she's

01:07like if she's total hollywood producer like oh i bet hey listen get out of the way bitch barbara

01:12broccoli's in town let's see what barbara broccoli looks like yeah i want to know i'm on it barbara

01:19broccoli oh she looks like a producer she looks like a broccoli yeah it's spelled just like

01:25broccoli yes it's oh no it's definitely broccoli you guys that's barbara broccoli broccoli's in the

01:31house she's one of them is that her married name or is it i hate broccoli you'll rue the day you cross

01:38barbara broccoli hiddleston you desperate son of a bitch go back to asgard well that is her maiden

01:46name so so she needs to get married and change that broccoli name no one wants to tie down barbara

01:52broccoli maybe it's pronounced some other way that's how you spell broccoli how else could you yeah how

01:56else could you say it right well there are those bro cola yeah maybe it's more exotic brocoli brocoli

02:03brocoli barbara broccoli did you just call her barbara broccoli oh here we go here we go

02:09mrs broccoli pronounce names.com okay okay gotcha just say it barbara brocoli see

02:18barbara brocoli barbara brocoli yeah that's why barbara she's not broccoli

02:26we're so stupid we're so stupid no but that's how you say it in italian is she italian yeah that's

02:34like we don't know we don't know she's italian that's why she kept it i don't know she's brocoli

02:38she's from los angeles her her family her family just like you're from ireland dave yeah exactly

02:46barbara brocoli i don't talk like mario so yeah she's barbara broccoli yeah to me how you doing

02:56imagine that you're just like mrs broccoli no oh god no i bet it just get her name right her

03:03mental it's broco let me see here i wonder if anyone interviews her she's brocoli what is the

03:09argument now pleasure to talk to you about bond because obviously you've lived it all those years

03:14start with you barbara and i'll say it last day bitch

03:17i'm sure it's really brocoli but you know everybody behind her back's like god damn barbara

03:26broccoli's really got my boy i hate broccoli do you hate broccoli i hate broccoli man dave would

03:31for sure carl or broccoli barbara broccoli thanks for being with us let's talk bond yep no doubt i

03:37mean we all would have i suppose but because it's spelled broccoli broccoli broccoli i can't find

03:47anyone where they just there's no intro to any of her interviews no barbara broccoli i'd like you

03:53to meet paul pomegranate i'm gary cucumber it's barbara broccoli's a real hard ass i just keep

04:02thinking all these phrases that these bollywood people today they can say yeah so her father al

04:07broccoli was the longtime producer of the james bond movie series okay so she's just been yeah it's

04:12been her whole life huh wow broccolis and bonds i know i had no idea actually chubby yeah who's chubby

04:21uh somebody related to barbara barbara has barbara has oh it's cubby oh jesus i thought it was

04:32chubby jesus these people have the worst name picks of all time the first name's chubby uh chubby

04:39broccoli last name's goddamn broccoli even cubby broccoli i'm cubby broccoli

04:50so it says an italian american who shared his name this is this cubby guy with the uh vegetable

04:59that his ancestors used to grow ah so they were known broccoli really like means a lot to this

05:05family oh it does they grew that's what and that's how a lot of business yeah that's how a lot of last

05:09names were you know made like dave's dave hunters i'm telling you way back in the day we hunted they

05:17hunted yeah yeah i'm sure the greens grew weed oh it's yeah you come from a long line it is i was

05:24almost born on 420 too jesus i could have just stayed in there two more days yeah is james the

05:29heir to a soup fortune i wish wouldn't that be amazing yeah like hey long lost great-grandfather

05:37campbell yeah time to cash that check bitch yeah james waiting for all of them to die jason just said i

05:44come from a long line of jews yeah jason the jew

05:47you

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