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00:00:00You
00:00:21Ha what a shot, let's see if I can make another shot
00:00:26Damn, I just missed
00:00:30You, you in the bald spot
00:00:33You
00:00:34Hey, what do you want?
00:00:36Can I borrow your gun?
00:00:38No, absolutely not, you look stupid
00:00:42Yes, I'm stupid and you're smart
00:00:46Oh, can you prove to me I'm smart?
00:00:48Okay, what's a billion plus a billion?
00:00:52Two billion god damn it
00:00:54Now get out of my face Raymond
00:00:56I'm not on your face
00:00:58Oh my god, you're so stupid
00:01:00Just go away
00:01:02You can't have my nerf gun
00:01:04All right, then I'll go get my own
00:01:06Yeah, you better get your own
00:01:08Pull it out of your ass
00:01:12I gotta go to the bathroom
00:01:14Ooh, that's a cool looking nerf gun
00:01:20I'm gonna play with it
00:01:22Hehehe
00:01:23Oh man, that was a big shit I've ever taken
00:01:26And hey, you!
00:01:28What are you doing to my nerf gun?
00:01:30It's mine
00:01:31No, it's mine, I had it first
00:01:33You didn't even write your name on it
00:01:35I don't care, it's still mine
00:01:37I put my hands on that nerf gun
00:01:40Give me that
00:01:41No, it's mine
00:01:42You gave it to me
00:01:44No, I didn't
00:01:45Now give it back
00:01:46No, give it back
00:01:47It's mine now
00:01:49No, it's mine
00:01:50I had it first
00:01:51Who's putting their hands on it?
00:01:53We both are
00:01:54Now give it back
00:01:55No, it's mine now
00:01:56Fuck you
00:01:57Fuck you
00:01:58Give it back
00:01:59Ow!
00:02:00I'm telling mom
00:02:02Go ahead
00:02:03Be a snitch
00:02:04Because snitching is for pussies
00:02:06God damn
00:02:07That kid tried to take my shit
00:02:09Noob
00:02:10Would you like some chips?
00:02:12No thanks, Gwen
00:02:13I'm not that hungry
00:02:14I already ate
00:02:15Okay
00:02:16Maybe you can have some later?
00:02:18Um, sure
00:02:19Later
00:02:20Hey!
00:02:21You!
00:02:22Oh boy, that must be Elijah's mother
00:02:25What the fuck are you doing to my son?
00:02:27He took the Nerf gun and he pinched my dongles
00:02:31It wasn't sexual, I was just trying to hurt him
00:02:34I tell ya, I can't win
00:02:37I can't win
00:02:38Everyone's going out of their way
00:02:40Trying to ruin my reputation and my play time
00:02:44All I wanted to do was just start my summer, relax, having some fun with a Nerf gun
00:02:50And spend time with my friends and family
00:02:53Are they here or did you open your fat ass mouth and do that?
00:02:56And scare them off too
00:02:58They're here, yeah
00:03:00There's Quinn, my mother
00:03:02There's Paul
00:03:05There's Alexander
00:03:07Get off of him!
00:03:09Alright, next time you step towards to my son
00:03:12You better not hurt him
00:03:14If you do, I'm calling the cops
00:03:16If you ever consider touching or raping
00:03:19I wouldn't consider touching raping that kid
00:03:22Cause I ain't having his booty
00:03:24Silence!
00:03:25You are not asked to speak
00:03:27So I'm telling you
00:03:28If you ever try to hurt my son
00:03:30I'm calling the cops
00:03:32Whatever you say, ma'am
00:03:33Why do I have to get kicked out of my room?
00:03:51I hate this too, Naomi
00:03:54We just got the Grayson smell out of this room
00:03:57I wasn't doing anything!
00:03:59Yeah, even though he smells like, um, Adidas cologne and stuff
00:04:05It's pretty strong but it's pretty worth it
00:04:08Yeah, but Alexander's cologne is way better than Grayson's Adidas cologne
00:04:13Sometimes Alexander uses Adidas cologne
00:04:16But he mostly uses bod cologne
00:04:20Alright, while Kimiyoshi is down
00:04:25Let Mirasaki finish him!
00:04:33Ooooooh! I never seen so much blood
00:04:37I did
00:04:38When that guy blew up in front of me
00:04:41Five months ago, fill up, shove it down
00:04:43But whenever I close my eyes, I
00:04:45Hey!
00:04:46I said that was never to be discussed!
00:04:48Now shake it off before I buy you a dildo for Christmas!
00:04:54Man, looks like that other guy wins
00:04:57Wonder what Naomi is up to
00:04:59She's just getting ready to furnish her new room
00:05:03She got a new room
00:05:05Why a new room?
00:05:06Since Alexander's sister moved out
00:05:09She gets to have that room
00:05:11Okay then
00:05:13I hope to god it smells better than Alex's sister
00:05:17Haha, yeah
00:05:19Hopefully it smells like you, Alyssa
00:05:23Because you smell better than Alex's sister
00:05:26Aw, thank you, Philip
00:05:28You are one cute boy
00:05:30Hehehe
00:05:32Alright, since I got my room furnished
00:05:35Time to put some posters up
00:05:37Summer, will you help me put some posters up?
00:05:40Why, yes I can, Naomi
00:05:42There, that shall do it
00:05:48Those guys should come check it out
00:05:51Hey, guys
00:05:53Guys
00:05:54What is it, Summer?
00:05:56Come check out Naomi's new room
00:05:58I hope she doesn't decorate it with blood
00:06:02Philip, can you please shut the hell up about it?
00:06:05We are not talking about that situation you've been in on January 2019
00:06:11The past is the past
00:06:13So zip it!
00:06:14Fine then!
00:06:16I'll bet she decorated it with, like, beautiful stuff
00:06:23Alright guys, you ready to see my new room?
00:06:25Yep
00:06:26You betcha, Naomi
00:06:27You bet
00:06:35Wow
00:06:36I knew it would be beautiful
00:06:39It's decorated with, like, flowers, posters, and some electronics, so you can watch telly
00:06:48Yeah, I can watch TV
00:06:50Hell, I can even play video games
00:06:53I didn't know you were a gamer
00:06:55Yeah, I am a gamer
00:06:57If you want, you can play video games with me, since you're a really good friend
00:07:02I know
00:07:03I would really like to play video games with you, Naomi
00:07:07What game shall we play?
00:07:09Um, it's your choice, Philip
00:07:11How about let's play some, uh...
00:07:14Some 8-bit games
00:07:16Oh, the classics
00:07:18I love those
00:07:19Good luck, Philip
00:07:21Mwah
00:07:22Hehehehehehe
00:07:24Hehehe
00:07:39Damn!
00:07:40video games
00:07:41Hehehehe
00:07:42Hehehehe
00:07:43Hehehehe
00:07:44Hehehehe
00:07:45Hehehehe
00:07:46Hehehehe
00:07:47Hehehehe
00:07:48Hehehehe
00:07:49Hehehehe
00:07:50Hehehehe
00:07:51Hehehehe
00:07:52Philip
00:07:53Philip, Philip
00:07:54What are you doing?
00:07:55You alright in there?
00:07:57Are you having problems in the bathroom?
00:07:59You're not waiting in the bathroom, are you?
00:08:03Hehehehe
00:08:04Hehehehe
00:08:05Hehehehe
00:08:06Right, I'm coming in.
00:08:19I'm going to push this door down the street floor.
00:08:30Honey boy, fill up, speak to me baby.
00:08:36Come on, fill up, speak to me.
00:08:38Look what's happened to you.
00:08:43Your eyes popped out.
00:08:46Oh, shit.
00:08:49How did you do that?
00:08:50All right, noob, here's your dinner.
00:09:06Really, Paul?
00:09:07Some frickin' liver?
00:09:09You have really gone far this time.
00:09:11I'm sorry, noob, that's all you can eat because you slapped Elijah Lennon for trying to get your Nerf gun back in a rude way.
00:09:20And second of all, liver is good for you.
00:09:23Well, then why can't you eat liver, huh, motherfucker?
00:09:27That is none of your goddamn concern, noob.
00:09:30And noob, you don't ever call Paul a motherfucker.
00:09:34Well, Paul, can I have some champagne?
00:09:36Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, absolutely not.
00:09:41You have to be 21 to drink that shit.
00:09:44Fine, then.
00:09:45I guess I'm going to go find those ruffles you have in your closet.
00:09:50Oh, my God.
00:09:52How does he know about the ruffles that I have in my closet?
00:09:57He probably went through your shit in the closet, Paul.
00:10:00That does make sense, Alice.
00:10:02Are you ready for you?
00:10:10Ready for you?
00:10:12Love over you.
00:10:13Over me.
00:10:14Tell me if you feel it.
00:10:15Are you ready for you?
00:10:19Love over you.
00:10:20Look at me.
00:10:22I am ready for you.
00:10:23Love over you.
00:10:25Over me.
00:10:26Tell me if you feel it.
00:10:27All right, Ruffles, here I come.
00:10:34Now get back here, you little son of a bitch!
00:10:38God damn it! He just locked the door!
00:10:42No, no, ah, definitely no.
00:10:46Ha ha, yes, I found those Ruffles.
00:10:49Now, time to munch on this biatch.
00:10:51Those Ruffles are three years expired.
00:11:03Open up! Open up!
00:11:06Open up!
00:11:07Open this door right now, new!
00:11:11That's it, I'm going to bust this door down right this instant.
00:11:15One, two, three, gotta reduce it from time!
00:11:21Where the fuck did he go?
00:11:26Oh shit! He found the Ruffles!
00:11:29Is he under the bed? Not a chance in hell he would go under the bed.
00:11:34Did he jump out of the window?
00:11:35I hope he jumped out of the window and went to hell again.
00:11:39Otherwise, I'd be relieved.
00:11:45Oh shit!
00:11:47I shouldn't have ate those nachos supreme for lunch today.
00:11:53Oh shit is right, noob!
00:11:55Now get your ass out of the closet right this minute!
00:11:58No!
00:11:59Get out!
00:12:00No!
00:12:01Get out of the closet right now!
00:12:03Fuck you!
00:12:03No!
00:12:04Fuck you, noob!
00:12:05Happy birthday, Samantha, darling!
00:12:22You are already 42!
00:12:24I can't believe this!
00:12:26A lot of you people grow up really fast!
00:12:28That's right, Alex, my babe!
00:12:31I am growing up fast!
00:12:33At least I won't die eventually!
00:12:35Eh heh heh, yeah!
00:12:37I hope you don't die because you're the one I want!
00:12:40Even HB is the one I want!
00:12:43Yes, those girls are the ones you want and you love them very much!
00:12:48Yeah, because they gave me life!
00:12:50So, are we gonna have the dinner here?
00:12:53Yes, ma'am, you know it!
00:12:56But first I gotta tell Bernard, who I temporarily hired for this house as a butler.
00:13:02Um, hey Mr. Butler!
00:13:04Where is the food that I ordered?
00:13:07Right there, Mr. Mortensen!
00:13:09Right there!
00:13:11Here's the food that you asked for, Miss Hala!
00:13:14Thank you, Mr. Butler!
00:13:16You're welcome!
00:13:17And have a great birthday, Miss Hala!
00:13:20Um, have a good day, Mr. Bernard Butler!
00:13:26Hmm, I don't know if I can eat all that because this is like new food and, uh, this is unique!
00:13:35No worries!
00:13:36I'll demonstrate you!
00:13:37First, I am going to eat this talkito because I freaking love those!
00:13:43I eat them like pretty much every day!
00:13:46Oh, do ya?
00:13:47Yeah, you love them, don't ya?
00:13:49Yeah, that's right!
00:13:50Alright, me first!
00:13:53Alright, Samantha!
00:13:55You try and eat it!
00:13:58Hmm, not bad!
00:14:00Yeah, not bad!
00:14:01You're gonna love it, no worries, you'll get used to it!
00:14:04Alright, the next thing I'm gonna demonstrate you is this minestrone!
00:14:08I really love minestrone!
00:14:11Hmm, I don't know if I want to eat that!
00:14:14This is soup!
00:14:15This looks like diarrhea after a really bad night!
00:14:19Ha, ha, ha!
00:14:20You're talking crap about my food, aren't you, darling?
00:14:23Can you two please eat already?
00:14:26Yes, Finiette!
00:14:27You're turn, Samantha!
00:14:35Not bad!
00:14:36Alright, this is gonna be a tricky one!
00:14:39A pile of fettuccine!
00:14:41Uh, do I even have to eat the whole thing?
00:14:45By once?
00:14:47Uh, yeah!
00:14:47Why are you making me do this?
00:14:50I don't wanna choke!
00:14:52Samantha, don't eat the whole thing!
00:14:54I won't, HB, but I don't know if I wanna eat the whole thing, HB!
00:14:58Just eat the whole thing!
00:15:00Alexander!
00:15:01Watch your tone!
00:15:02Fine then, I'll eat the whole thing!
00:15:08See, this is how a real man does it!
00:15:11This is how those sons of-
00:15:13Oh my god, Alex is choking!
00:15:19Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
00:15:21Somebody call 911!
00:15:23Somebody do a Heimlich on him!
00:15:27Oh, oh.
00:15:30Thanks, Finny.
00:15:31Damn, you got strong shoes.
00:15:34To get that fettuccine out of my throat.
00:15:36I know.
00:15:37Next time, try not to eat too fast.
00:15:40Or else you would choke.
00:15:42I promise.
00:15:42I assure you, Finny.
00:15:44Guaranteed.
00:16:00Man, doing laundry sucks!
00:16:03I hate doing laundry so much!
00:16:05It is so boring, I have to push this washer down!
00:16:09In order for the water to compile!
00:16:12Into the clothes!
00:16:14I wish there's something to occupy my time!
00:16:17But there's no turning back now!
00:16:19What's this?
00:16:27Whoa, no way!
00:16:31That is a weird looking tiki mask!
00:16:34I am going to show it to Quinn!
00:16:37Hey, Quinn!
00:16:42What is it, Classic?
00:16:44Check out this weird looking tiki mask!
00:16:47I'm going to use it to scare Mr. Landgrab!
00:16:50Uh, I wouldn't do that, Classic!
00:16:53Why not?
00:16:54Because he might get scared to death, and you might give him a heart attack, and he might beat your ass!
00:17:02Um, okay, I guess I'm gonna put it in my clothing collection?
00:17:08If that's what you want, fine by me!
00:17:11All right, Quinn!
00:17:12Bye!
00:17:13Hmm, I wonder what it would be like to scare Mr. Landgrab, best known as Angry Dad!
00:17:21Hey, Miranda!
00:17:31Miranda, can you please change the channel for me?
00:17:35Todd, can't you just do it yourself?
00:17:38I can't!
00:17:39Why not, Todd?
00:17:41Because, this chair is so comfy that I can't even get my fat ass up there!
00:17:49Who goes there?
00:17:51Want a piece of me?
00:17:52Huh?
00:17:53Come and get some!
00:17:54Get out of my house now, or I'll wreck you to bits!
00:18:04Ah!
00:18:04Oh, God!
00:18:07God damn it!
00:18:09Ah, God damn it!
00:18:10Todd, are you okay?
00:18:12Hell no, I'm not okay!
00:18:13I just fell on my sensitive ass!
00:18:16And I can't even get my ass up, because I'm almost at my 60s or some shit!
00:18:20Do you need me to call 911, Todd?
00:18:22Fuck 911!
00:18:24Just help me up, somebody!
00:18:27I'll help you up, brother!
00:18:29Thank you, Mae!
00:18:30Now help my ass up!
00:18:33Ugh!
00:18:34God, you're so heavy, big brother!
00:18:36Use your strength!
00:18:37Ugh!
00:18:38I can't do it!
00:18:40Just pull!
00:18:41Don't pull too hard, or else you're gonna end up shitting your pants!
00:18:45Oh, you'll be sorry when I get up there, you stupid bitch!
00:18:51I'm gonna get up myself!
00:19:01Hmm, maybe I won't do it, because I don't want to go to jail for killing someone, and I
00:19:07don't want to get raped by a black man!
00:19:09Uh, it has always been in my nightmare!
00:19:13I've had that nightmare, like every other month, and I'm scared!
00:19:19I don't want to hate!
00:19:19I don't want to call!
00:19:20I'm gonna get up myself, too!
00:19:21Hi, my name is Grayson McCormick, a data crew member since 2014, a two of a kind man I want
00:19:41to be, hell even five of a kind, but I wanted to be like that, but people say that I'm zero
00:19:49of a kind, because I always get treated like crap, even Cody, he treats me like crap, and
00:19:57he hates me, and today is gonna be a bad day, because I'm going to summer school, because
00:20:04I failed, I failed history, because I don't even know how to do history, history is so
00:20:12damn boring.
00:20:15Hey, Ruby.
00:20:16Hey there, Jimmy, you wanna go to the swimming pool?
00:20:19Yeah, and we can even play Minecraft together.
00:20:22Yes, Minecraft sounds like fun.
00:20:25Hey Grayson, where are you going?
00:20:27You're going to the moon?
00:20:29Oh, that's right, you're going to summer school, boo hoo hoo.
00:20:34Hey, Grayson, you don't ever flip my friend off like that, you know he was just kidding
00:20:40around, you know?
00:20:40Why can't you just take it as a joke, Grayson?
00:20:43I gotta go all the way through this dumb town to get you to this goddamn school?
00:20:53Really?
00:20:54This is your chance to turn things around, so don't you dare blow it.
00:20:58Get out in front, you hit the books.
00:21:01That's what this straight-A student does.
00:21:04Right?
00:21:04He reads ahead.
00:21:05Two, three, or four chapters.
00:21:11By the time you get to school, he takes a fucking class.
00:21:15Oh, god damn it.
00:21:17Does it ever fail?
00:21:19Get out of the road, old lady, you stupid bitch.
00:21:22Why do I have to go to summer school?
00:21:31Hey, Grayson.
00:21:33Hello, Greg.
00:21:35You going to summer school?
00:21:37Because I'm going to summer school, too.
00:21:39Yeah, I'm going to summer school.
00:21:42What causes you to go to summer school?
00:21:44Because I want to go to summer school, I want to do some work.
00:21:48Or do I?
00:21:50What makes you go to summer school?
00:21:52I blew it.
00:21:54I blew history.
00:21:55I failed it because I don't even know how to do that crap.
00:21:59I don't want to do history.
00:22:01I shouldn't have taken that class.
00:22:02Yeah, who needs to learn about shit that already happened in the 1700s or something?
00:22:08Yeah, I wish I can just take a smart pill.
00:22:11Oh, yeah, from what I've heard, summer Davidson's cousin takes those.
00:22:16Eh, I don't know if she really took those.
00:22:18She probably OD on those.
00:22:20I'd OD on smart pills.
00:22:23Oh, yeah.
00:22:25Okay, class.
00:22:26Welcome to summer school.
00:22:28Please take your seats.
00:22:30Here are the rules.
00:22:32You will not talk.
00:22:33You will not sleep.
00:22:35You will not chew gum.
00:22:37You will not goof off.
00:22:39And you will not whistle.
00:22:42And you will not make any flatulent noises.
00:22:46You got that, class?
00:22:48Yes, Miss Lily.
00:22:50Yes, Miss Lily.
00:22:51Okay.
00:22:52Today we are going to learn about history.
00:22:56No, bugger.
00:22:58I know we all hate history, but it's important for your mind.
00:23:08Sorry, madam.
00:23:09It's fine.
00:23:11Now, as I'm saying, we are going to learn about...
00:23:14Oh, what did I just tell you?
00:23:19Who is playing that music?
00:23:23Uh, Miss Lily?
00:23:24Apparently he's the one playing it.
00:23:26Oh, Greg, you fucking snitch.
00:23:29Uh, McCormick.
00:23:31Please keep your phone silent.
00:23:34Why?
00:23:34I'm bored as hell.
00:23:36Well, there is a thing to do.
00:23:38We are learning about history.
00:23:40That will decrease your boredom.
00:23:42No, it won't, Miss Lily.
00:23:44Yes, it will.
00:23:45I guarantee.
00:23:46Are you shitting me?
00:23:48Excuse me?
00:23:49You better calm your profanity, McCormick.
00:23:52Whatever you say, sweet cheeks.
00:23:56McCormick, I said watch your profanity.
00:23:59I'm not using profanity, Mrs. Lily.
00:24:02I said sweet cheeks.
00:24:05McCormick, that is sexual harassment.
00:24:08Can I go to the restroom?
00:24:10Um, no, you may not.
00:24:12I said no bathroom breaks.
00:24:15I need to take a piss right away, Miss.
00:24:17You can hold it.
00:24:19No, I can't.
00:24:20My bladder is not that big.
00:24:22It's not that strong.
00:24:24Neither is my penis.
00:24:26McCormick, just sit down and zip your lips.
00:24:30How about zip your vagina?
00:24:33Oh, God.
00:24:34Just let me have some fun, Lily.
00:24:37You will get your fun after you pass this test.
00:24:40Son of a bitch.
00:24:42Okay, that is strike one.
00:24:44Strike one, my ass, thunder tits.
00:24:46Okay, that is strike two.
00:24:48Do not make me say strike three.
00:24:50Now, as I was saying, when was Japan founded?
00:24:55Yes, Greg.
00:24:57Um, February 11th, 660 BC.
00:25:02Yes.
00:25:03Now, who is the president of Japan?
00:25:07Um, yes, you, McCormick.
00:25:09You want me to say the answer?
00:25:11It's Shinzo Abe, you stupid bitch.
00:25:14All right, that is strike three.
00:25:16Get out of my class.
00:25:18Well, fine then, Miss Lily.
00:25:20I'm leaving this fucking class.
00:25:22This class is shit anyway.
00:25:24I never want to see your wrinkly ass face ever again.
00:25:28So, toodaloo, bitch.
00:25:44Um, hey, do you think this generation is a joke?
00:25:48Because I do.
00:25:49YouTube views are down.
00:25:51Reddit is taking over.
00:25:53Fortnite is winning.
00:25:55And there's a troll that we had to deal with.
00:25:58Nobody gives a damn about me.
00:26:00I lost my girlfriend.
00:26:02You had a girlfriend?
00:26:03Who's she?
00:26:05Patricia Sophia Fisher.
00:26:07Ah, that freaking psycho?
00:26:10Yeah.
00:26:11Do you think this generation is a joke?
00:26:13Seriously?
00:26:14To hell with this generation.
00:26:17Who wants to roast some marshmallows?
00:26:19Me!
00:26:20All right.
00:26:20We're going to make some good, delicious schmoes.
00:26:23It's called s'mores, noob.
00:26:24Nice Toy Story reference.
00:26:27I know, I know.
00:26:27It's from Toy Story.
00:26:29I wonder how my marshmallow is going to turn out.
00:26:31Mine's going to turn out great, noob.
00:26:33Oh, yeah?
00:26:34Mine's going to turn out even better, junior.
00:26:37Hey, Black Noob, you want to roast one?
00:26:38No, man.
00:26:40I don't want to roast marshmallows with you.
00:26:42Because I know what you did.
00:26:45What did I do?
00:26:46Let's not talk about it right now.
00:26:50Oh, no!
00:26:51Mine's on fire!
00:26:52No!
00:26:53Mine's turning out badly!
00:26:54Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:26:59Don't swing it!
00:27:00It ain't going to do any good!
00:27:03Whoa!
00:27:03It's on my head!
00:27:09I'm burning!
00:27:12Oh, my God!
00:27:13Are you okay?
00:27:14Put it out!
00:27:15Somebody put it out!
00:27:17Oh, I didn't mean to!
00:27:18I didn't mean to!
00:27:19Oh, I'm on fire!
00:27:21I'm on fire!
00:27:21I'm going to die, and I'm going to go to hell!
00:27:24Oh, help me!
00:27:25Help me!
00:27:26Help me!
00:27:26Gee, thanks, little girl!
00:27:33Um, you're welcome, sir!
00:27:35Oh, I thought he was going to die!
00:27:38What?
00:27:38Excuse me, madam, are there any seats available?
00:28:02Because I hate sitting by the wing.
00:28:04And why is that?
00:28:06Well, when you sit by the wing, when there's a corrupted plane, the propeller of the plane
00:28:12flies out and slices people's heads off.
00:28:15Blood flows everywhere, and the fuselage slices in half.
00:28:20And I don't want that to happen because I'm scared.
00:28:23I assure you, you're completely safe.
00:28:27Oh, my God!
00:28:29No!
00:28:29No!
00:28:30I don't want to stop.
00:28:31I don't want to stop.
00:28:32No, I don't want to stop.
00:28:33No, I don't want to stop.
00:28:35No!
00:28:36No!
00:28:36No, I don't want to stop.
00:28:37I don't want to stop.
00:28:38I don't want to stop.
00:28:38No, I don't want to stop.
00:28:39Oh, my God!
00:28:39What?
00:28:40What?
00:28:40Is there anything that you like to say about this dead little sexual that I think that six
00:28:48weren't killed?
00:28:48Wow, dude, a thousand piece puzzle, but don't worry, I can finish a puzzle like that.
00:28:58Say cheese.
00:29:03Alright.
00:29:05I'm going to do something bad.
00:29:07I'm going to throw it at that.
00:29:09Ew, what?
00:29:13That looks like vegetable bread.
00:29:15Yes, son.
00:29:17What's a heat?
00:29:18Well, um, it's not a very nice word.
00:29:22This is a trick, isn't it?
00:29:23No, it's not, Blaine.
00:29:25What do you say?
00:29:27Where in the hell am I?
00:29:36Where in the hell am I?
00:29:50What?
00:29:51What kind of place is this?
00:29:53Oh my God.
00:29:55Am I on a deserted island?
00:29:57No!
00:29:59Damn it.
00:30:03I'm doomed.
00:30:04What am I going to do?
00:30:06Well, you know what they say in Minecraft?
00:30:08I'm just going to find some crap and I'm going to build me a hut.
00:30:13Ah, this is a nice cozy hut.
00:30:27Well, good thing I put my lighter in my pocket the whole time.
00:30:33Thank God I packed some Classic Lay's chips with me in case I get hungry.
00:30:39What?
00:30:41It's empty.
00:30:43Really?
00:30:44You got my laptop.
00:30:45You disappointed me.
00:30:47How's to do it now, bitch?
00:30:49What the?
00:30:51Damn it, Classic!
00:30:53Why must you give me a freaking empty bag?
00:30:58God damn it, Classic!
00:30:59You gave me that a year ago!
00:31:01You pissed me off!
00:31:03Damn it, Classic!
00:31:04I'm going to get you one day when I return home from this damn stranded island!
00:31:08You disappoint me, brother!
00:31:11I can't believe I've had that freaking bag the whole time!
00:31:15I packed this when I board the freaking plane!
00:31:18Sucks for me that I didn't even bring my cell phone!
00:31:23Now, I am screwed!
00:31:25Screwed to death!
00:31:32Well, uh, time to go to sleep!
00:31:48Um, sir, are you okay?
00:32:01Oh my God!
00:32:02I had the worst dream ever!
00:32:05I was, uh, stranded!
00:32:07Uh, the plane door accidentally opened!
00:32:12And, uh...
00:32:13What else, sir?
00:32:14The plane door accidentally opened!
00:32:17And I fell out of the plane and I got stranded on the island!
00:32:21Um, sir, at least you are okay!
00:32:24Yeah, I'm okay!
00:32:25Yeah, I'm okay!
00:32:26I'm okay!
00:32:27I felt homesick in the dream, but thank God it was just a dream!
00:32:311-
00:32:36The Viper
00:32:52I don't understand! He says horrible things to me!
00:32:57Yeah, whatever you say, William!
00:33:00Ha, that should teach him a lesson.
00:33:02Damn, I wouldn't even go near his dad because if he sees me there, he's gonna beat the shit out of me.
00:33:09Heh, but I really want to get revenge on that little shit.
00:33:14I know, I am going to blow up his house, and it's gonna be so funny as hell.
00:33:21Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:33:28Alright, now that they're leaving on holiday, I'm going to break into his house and put sticks of dynamite.
00:33:41Ewww, what the hell, why does his house smell like shit?
00:33:46What kind of scent did he even put?
00:33:49Like, where did he get those scents from? Did he force the manufacturers to take shits in the freshener and make it shit-flavored, or did he eat some fucking Taco Bell for lunch and shit all over the walls? That explains the browned wallpaper.
00:34:07Alright, now I got the sticks of dynamite. And wait, before I put in the dynamite, what's this?
00:34:14Looks like Nancy Crandall forgot to put away her dildo.
00:34:29Forgetful slutty whore.
00:34:37Now, time to blow this motherfucker up.
00:34:40Alright. One, two, three.
00:34:45Allahu Akbar.
00:34:46Yeah!
00:34:54Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:34:56Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:34:58Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:35:01Yeah!
00:35:02Yeah!
00:35:03Yeah!
00:35:04Yeah!
00:35:05Yeah!
00:35:06Yeah!
00:35:07Yeah!
00:35:08Yeah!
00:35:09Yeah!
00:35:10Take that, Crandall family!
00:35:12Fuck you, William!
00:35:13That's what you get for throwing food at me, and telling me yo mama jokes, and calling me a pussy!
00:35:25Um, noob?
00:35:26Uh, hey there, Quinn.
00:35:27What's up?
00:35:28What brings you here?
00:35:29Um, what was that explosion noise?
00:35:32Where did that explosion noise come from?
00:35:35Um, there was a gas leak in the Crandall family's house.
00:35:38Really?
00:35:39Oh my god!
00:35:40Yeah!
00:35:41They were on holiday, and I don't want to see their reactions when they get back from holiday.
00:35:48Well, neither would I.
00:35:50Anyways, take care, noob!
00:35:56Oh man, that was a fun holiday.
00:35:59Yeah!
00:36:00Yeah, that's what you wanted, you spoiled little brat!
00:36:03And OH MY GOD!
00:36:04OUR HOUSE IS BLOWN UP!
00:36:07WHY?!
00:36:09WHY?!
00:36:11Why?!
00:36:13Why?!
00:36:16Why?!
00:36:19Why?!
00:36:21WHY?!
00:36:23Ha ha, that little shit deserved it.
00:36:45Hey there, sir. How can I help you?
00:36:47Hey there, ma'am.
00:36:49I would like to try some ice cream.
00:36:52And here's a flavor that I want to try.
00:36:55I would like to try some Rocky Road.
00:36:59Coming right up.
00:37:03Yes, that's some good stuff right there.
00:37:07And how about some Mint Chocolate Tip Ice Cream?
00:37:11Good choice.
00:37:14Damn, that's some good stuff right there.
00:37:17I don't even know how you make that stuff.
00:37:19And I would like to try another flavor like bubblegum ice cream.
00:37:25I hope it tastes like bubblegum, not tastes like Daddy's Ball Spot.
00:37:30Okay.
00:37:34Not too bad.
00:37:35And how about some Banana Split?
00:37:37Um, I don't know about this, because when I serve Banana Split, we have to close the shop for two weeks.
00:37:46You shitting me?
00:37:48I promise I won't screw up the place.
00:37:51I won't make a mess like I'm making an ice cream bukkake.
00:37:55Well, okay then.
00:37:56All right, this looks delicious.
00:38:00Mmm, it tastes like real bananas.
00:38:04That's some good stuff right there.
00:38:05Smells like the perfume that one breakfast lady puts on.
00:38:09That my cousin Paul has been admiring.
00:38:12Even his partner Alex.
00:38:15Wait a minute.
00:38:17What's happening to me?
00:38:19Oh God.
00:38:20Oh shit.
00:38:22Oh son of a bitch.
00:38:23Alright Grayson, here are the new rules for today.
00:38:50And it is temporary.
00:38:52What?
00:38:53What is it?
00:38:54Um, you will not be allowed to leave the house for a week.
00:38:59What?
00:38:59Why?
00:39:00It's because of what you did to Mrs. Lily.
00:39:03And I'm pissed off about it.
00:39:05I cannot believe you are trying to sexually harass her and insulting her.
00:39:12But she was trying to make me do some hard work.
00:39:15She was trying to make me do some crap history.
00:39:18You are not asked to speak, Grayson.
00:39:22Now let me finish what I'm saying.
00:39:24Alright.
00:39:25Now, if I ever catch you leaving the house, you are going to be in big trouble.
00:39:31And I'm going to put you through that fucking wall.
00:39:34Now, as I'm saying, you will not be allowed to leave the house for today.
00:39:40Even if it's an emergency, they'll take care of it themselves.
00:39:45Alright, fine.
00:39:47Alright.
00:39:47Now stay in the house, stay put, in your rooms, the only places you can be, in the house, not anywhere else.
00:39:57What if I wanted my dad?
00:39:59Just stay in the house.
00:40:01I'm not going to repeat myself.
00:40:03You will not leave this goddamn house.
00:40:06Is that clear?
00:40:07Sir, yes, sir.
00:40:08Alright.
00:40:09Alright.
00:40:10Good.
00:40:1112 seconds later.
00:40:13I can't believe this bullshit.
00:40:17Hey, Grayson.
00:40:18What do you want, Miles?
00:40:20Hey, Grayson.
00:40:21Why are you in your room?
00:40:23Oh, that's right.
00:40:24You're probably on house arrest.
00:40:26Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
00:40:28Miles, you're fucking dead.
00:40:30I am not house arrested.
00:40:32Some Hitler-looking guy has prohibited me to leave the goddamn house.
00:40:37So I am not house arrested.
00:40:38That guy is so goddamn strict, you wouldn't even go near him.
00:40:42Actually, I would go near him.
00:40:44I don't think he'd treat me like crap.
00:40:46Unlike you, boo-hoo-hoo.
00:40:49I'm going to kill you one day, you little son of a bitch.
00:40:51Okay, you can catch me if you can.
00:40:54Ha-ha!
00:40:55Urgh!
00:40:57So unfair!
00:40:58So unfair!
00:40:59I can't believe what you did!
00:41:01You chicken shit dildo!
00:41:03What did you just say?
00:41:05Huh?
00:41:06Um, I said I shouldn't have had that chicken tenders for dinner.
00:41:12Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:41:14It's so unfair, Cody.
00:41:15Fair?
00:41:16I'll tell you what's not fair.
00:41:18You treating teachers like shit.
00:41:21That's not fair!
00:41:23You shouldn't have done that!
00:41:24Those are your consequences!
00:41:26Your consequence is...
00:41:29You being banned to leave the house!
00:41:32Fine!
00:41:33Get out!
00:41:34Alright, fine!
00:41:35Piece of shit.
00:41:39I really should stay away from him sometime.
00:41:43I need to start staying away from him.
00:41:45I really need to get away with this.
00:41:48I need to find a way out so I can sneak out of the house without that fat guy even noticing.
00:41:54That's it!
00:41:56That's it!
00:41:56I can climb out of the windows!
00:42:01Well, I guess I have to jump out of the window.
00:42:05I will never, never fuck Mildred.
00:42:09I'm sorry.
00:42:10If I die, I'm sorry.
00:42:12I won't fuck Mildred after I die.
00:42:16Oh, man, that hurt.
00:42:20Alright, now I gotta run away.
00:42:26Huh, Grayson.
00:42:27What do you want?
00:42:29Where have you been?
00:42:31Stuck at goddamn neighbors.
00:42:33Stuck?
00:42:34What do you mean stuck?
00:42:35It's just fucking Cody forbidding me to leave the house.
00:42:40He is just making me trapped in that house.
00:42:43Now that is absolute torture!
00:42:45Why?
00:42:45Why did he trap you in the house?
00:42:48Because I did something to Mrs. Lily.
00:42:52I probably know what you did.
00:42:53You've been shit-talking her.
00:42:55I knew you would say that.
00:42:57Well, that's your consequence.
00:42:59I know!
00:43:00Everyone says that!
00:43:02Now, can you please let me in, Alexander's wife?
00:43:06Fine, okay.
00:43:08But I gotta lock the door, so Cody doesn't even find me.
00:43:12Ah, hot damn.
00:43:27I've been cleaning the shit out of this VIP room.
00:43:31Ha!
00:43:32At least HB fixed the jam door a year ago when the data crew and the TRG and TRF got trapped
00:43:41in the room.
00:43:42They had a big panic.
00:43:44All right, all I gotta do is put the stuff away.
00:43:47Ooh, what is this?
00:43:50A wig?
00:43:53And a dress.
00:43:55That must have been Alexander's useless sisters.
00:43:58Eh, I might do a disguise.
00:44:01Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:44:05Um, Paul?
00:44:06Is that you?
00:44:07Um, excuse me?
00:44:09It's Paulina.
00:44:11Whatever, Paulina.
00:44:13Where have you been?
00:44:14I've been cleaning the VIP room. What do you think? Well, that's good that you clean the VIP room
00:44:22And how did it go? Oh, man, I got sure tired
00:44:27Well, maybe you should go get some rest. Oh boy. I don't even know why I came up the stairs
00:44:33Well, I'm gonna go back downstairs
00:44:36Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't go downstairs a couple of steps around
00:44:41Who needs steps to go downstairs? I'm gonna take the bridge to nowhere
00:44:51Oh
00:44:55My god Paul Paul, are you okay?
00:45:00Oh my god. Oh shit. Oh my god. This can't be happening
00:45:11Breaking news. Our infamous murderer in the world
00:45:23Gudoniji Hadamitz has escaped from prison
00:45:27He has been apprehended since August of 2016
00:45:32But until September of 2019
00:45:35He has to find a way to escape prison
00:45:38He probably used a crowbar and now he is on the loose. If you ever see him
00:45:44Immediately run away. You better watch out. He will murder you to death
00:45:49Oh my god
00:45:52I don't want to die
00:45:54Aubrey what's wrong you want to get naked now is not the time to talk about it
00:46:00What is it then Aubrey? Well, apparently the murderer
00:46:05Dudoniji Hadamitz has escaped from prison
00:46:09I don't want to die
00:46:12Wait, what the bloody hell did you just say?
00:46:15You heard me. Dudoniji Hadamitz has escaped from prison
00:46:20What does he look like?
00:46:22Well, he has yellow flesh like one of Paul's sons
00:46:26He was black and he has maroon eyes
00:46:29When I know him he shot Quinn, but she recovered. Thank Christ on 2015
00:46:36Quinn survived a gunshot. That's good
00:46:39I don't want Quinn to die cuz Paul would be so mad and sad if Quinn died
00:46:45So we should be safe then
00:46:47Um hopefully did you forget to lock the door?
00:46:51Um, I'm afraid so I did but I'll lock it later
00:46:59This is a robbery. This is a stick-up. Give me all your money or nobody gets hurt
00:47:05Hide Aubrey, hide. She doesn't look like she has any money
00:47:10You you look like the person who has the money
00:47:14Do I look like a person who has any money in me?
00:47:18Um, yes, of course you'll do now give me your money or the normal one gets hurt
00:47:23No, I can't do that. Sorry, man. Oh, come on. I thought you had the money
00:47:29Uh, no, I don't have any money. Sorry
00:47:32Clarity absurdity
00:47:34You look like a rich person who has the money now give me it or you will die
00:47:40You cannot take me
00:47:42But you can take my hat
00:47:45I don't want your stupid hat. Your hat looks like Captain Feathersword
00:47:52Okay, please stop breaking the fourth wall. I am NOT going to repeat on myself
00:47:57I will shoot you if you don't give me the money money or death
00:48:04That's it you will die
00:48:07Not on my watch you fucking wanker
00:48:12Oh
00:48:19Aubrey you can come out now. Oh, thank God. I think he's dead
00:48:24You're a hero fill up. Thank you Aubrey. I will always love you
00:48:29Yeah, hi you're such a nice boy
00:48:33Hey, what's with all the commotion? Alice, it's all right now
00:48:37And there's a dead body. Did you just kill him? You're gonna go to jail
00:48:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not going to jail. That's a bad guy
00:48:49He is a murderer. He was trying to kill me and rub my money
00:48:53Oh, well good job then fill up. You got him. You have killed a bad guy. You're a hero
00:48:59Thank you, Alice with pleasure
00:49:01Well looks like timothy's going away
00:49:10well looks like timothy's going away yeah looks like he's going away but i'll never forget what
00:49:25he did to the creator he's been bossing him around goodbye timothy goodbye timothy so long
00:49:40now that timothy's away what can we do hmm how about we throw a celebration party
00:49:52great idea matthew okay let's have a party
00:49:59omg you do not realize how boring this party has been there's no drinking or anything
00:50:10only see one person drinking which is that tomato boy that's behind me oh whoopsies looks like i
00:50:16break the fourth wall um paul i gotta ask you something what is it alex um do you think the
00:50:25data crew is becoming a freaking failure why is that because nobody's giving a damn about us do
00:50:32you know how many minutes we've worked hard to make this have fame many i tried everything but it
00:50:40doesn't even freaking work right talia you know what screw this i'm gonna leave this party i'm out
00:50:50may the road rise up to meet you damn it she's gone looks like she doesn't even give a damn about the
00:51:01data crew too uh muji maf karangangon muji janaparega uh alvida alvida
00:51:12hey hey hey hey hey what are you doing stay out of there
00:51:22right talia boys the cops are here we are so screwed
00:51:30hey honey you want to get out of here hell to the yeah i do alex my baby
00:51:38hey there rockstar girl you want to get out of here
00:51:42all right for my final trick i shall disappear alakazam alakazoo ta figo ka figye a facto party
00:52:12okay ladies and gentlemen it is that time again for speed dating previously we've done that last
00:52:25year on january 2018 but it's that time again so basically you ladies will take turns introducing your
00:52:40opponent and it starts now all right can't wait to see who it is and of course it's me
00:52:51and of course my lovely samantha i knew you would be in this experience uh-huh i knew you would be here
00:53:01too my lovely husband and i don't know but we already know each other but want us to tell things that
00:53:11we don't know about okay well um i used to be a hit man back then back in 2004 i was a hit man and then
00:53:222006 i made my first performance and philip was afraid of me dear lord alex you got some stories going
00:53:32on let me tell you i was kind of flirty with finno and the fact is i kissed him and that was so happy
00:53:39you may be happy that i want to cry you you what are you doing here that's what i'm asking
00:53:49galex what are you doing here none of your business olivia i can't believe you are here alex i hate you
00:53:59well i hate you too olivia i hate you more i hate you even more i hate you mostest well i hate you more
00:54:07than that i hate you i hate you fuck you fuck you olivia you jack cut fuck you you blue-haired goku
00:54:17prick all right all right next stage you mrs larson it's miss larson you asshole whatever you say
00:54:28miss larson looks like you have pushed this man way too far this time i always have
00:54:37because he is shit i shouldn't have even paired up with him back then i shouldn't even love him
00:54:44well just be lucky that you didn't even show your boobs to me because i'll bet they're freaking
00:54:50disgusting well i'll bet your dick is disgusting as well and small bullshit all right all right enough you
00:54:59too you mrs larson leave the premises fuck you rich guy and fuck you alex right back at you when it
00:55:09comes to the first time i kicked your ass i'll kill you well if it isn't the good old alex um if it
00:55:19isn't uh good old alex so i'm glad you're participating yup i sure am glad participating in this round so alex what do
00:55:33you have something to say well uh i i i am a music lover i know you already know that i also like your ob
00:55:45huh i didn't know that well i uh uh my favorite food is taquitos i probably already know that but that
00:55:57sounds good and i also remember that you choked on fettuccine i know what was i thinking of eating it so
00:56:05fast you know you shouldn't even eat it so fast you should chew it first and then swallow it okay okay good
00:56:13thank you
00:56:35for hell's sake noob are you still sitting there eating chips you're supposed to be doing
00:56:42blah blah blah blah blah blah blah i said you were blah blah blah blah blah noob you are overdue
00:56:47blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah i don't know what the noob you need to do your homework
00:56:52blah blah blah blah enough just what in the hell do you think you're doing you're behaving like a man
00:57:01child uh no i'm not i'm behaving like a military school kid what well i've been watching this military
00:57:10military show full male jacket and jarhead it's all about military and the sergeant was just screaming
00:57:17at the military officers and they all said sir yes sir and i'm just trying to behave like a sergeant
00:57:25oh are you so you are watching military movies that's the one you were seriously watching military movies
00:57:35aren't you and one scene the sergeant began to get all pissed off at that one scene where that fat guy
00:57:42is eating a jelly donut he's all what is this what the hell is that what is this a jelly donut huh and in
00:57:51that one scene the sergeant decided to choke the fat guy and then the fat guy tried to speak he tried to
00:57:57say sir yes sir but the sergeant begged him to say that more oh yeah well let's stop talking about
00:58:05movies and we are talking about your homework wait what your homework you didn't even do it look how
00:58:13much sheets of paper you got five five sheets of paper look at this noob you are not doing a good job
00:58:23way i got many sheets of paper damn i forgot to do those well you are smart noob you can do all this
00:58:31homework only a retard could fail now when you get done eating your stupid lays chips then you can do
00:58:39your homework fine it better not be that hard can you help me do it uh-uh you have to do your own
00:58:46homework you can do it uh-uh you can do it uh-uh you can do it uh-uh you can do it uh-uh you can do it
00:59:02hello tokyo we are happy to present you with an interview here we are interviewing two look-alike boys
00:59:09give it up for new peterson and classic land grab welcome to the talk show new peterson and classical
00:59:19land grab we are glad to have you two here haha yeah i'm glad too yeah all right let's get this show on
00:59:27the road so classic why are you named that the reason why i'm named classic is because i like retro stuff
00:59:37my real name was d'artagnan and me and my brother miles were raised at an orphanage for many many
00:59:45many years oh i see what are your fears well my number one most hated fear is me being sent to
00:59:54prison and being raped i do not want to go to prison this is why i don't do much illegal stuff i mean i never
01:00:02done illegal stuff but i don't even want to because i don't want to end up going to prison and get
01:00:08raped make my nightmare come true the nightmare that i had a year ago well that looks like a terrible fear
01:00:16classic yeah it's a terrible fear at least i have my mother quinn comfort me she'd probably comfort your
01:00:24balls sack shut up noob why don't you take your own advice you albino nigga how about you take your
01:00:32own advice you yellow heeb all right all right interview me mr stenson what about you new what
01:00:38makes you angry what makes me angry is people not getting me what i want it makes me angry i love the
01:00:46things that i want i gotta have it before the world ends have they done it once well yeah they done it
01:00:54once but assholes didn't even do it again hold on the battery is high wait what'd you say
01:01:01i said the camera battery is dying seriously well don't you have a charger with you unfortunately i
01:01:11don't come on man i thought you were a cameraman well that was ages ago that i was that person god damn
01:01:19it you suck i'm gonna take the camera shove it up your ass you won't be alive if you act like that
01:01:25i'm not literally going to shove it up your ass idiot okay still got time all right roll well camera's dead
01:01:37fuck god damn it you suck at interviewing dick what is this kid's problem i don't even know he's always
01:01:49been like that he's pretty angry hello data crew lovers i'm paul jordan peterson and lately i've been
01:02:10working on getting ready for the next season because the next season of comics minis is going to be really
01:02:16better because it is going to be animated on adobe animate cc 2019 like alexander does with trf data
01:02:24crew series but don't worry it'll still be edited on sony vegas 14 like how he puts the music and
01:02:31how he does the zooming and does the funny stuff and all that and i've been getting the rigs of the
01:02:38data crew characters done on macromedia flash because macromedia flash is much easier than adobe
01:02:45animate cc but adobe animate cc has like a lot of features though like the auto lip sync the auto
01:02:53lip sync will be used in the next season so just get excited for the next season shall we but while i
01:03:01was working on rigging the characters in macromedia flash for comics mini season seven i stumbled upon
01:03:10this video my son miles did and it's freaking embarrassing warning it has n bombs so i don't
01:03:18own anything it goes to the record
01:03:36miles is doing the celebratory booty dance in the previous episode where i got drunk from alcoholic
01:03:42root beer from my dad ah what a humorous buffoon hey who are you calling buffoon oh hey there miles
01:03:53i was just doing some work on macromedia flash well not just that you just call me a buffoon paul and
01:03:59what are you doing are you exposing me or some crap haha this is so comical oh my god paul is this live it
01:04:09better not be live if it's live you're freaking dead
01:04:39are you
01:04:46are you
01:04:53me
01:04:58You
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