No Renter Has Ever Got Their Deposit Back

Not in 3,000 years. #shorts #rent #rental #landlord #parody #funny #youtubeshorts

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00:00Like an apartment in one of my buildings, Horton Towers, you get several polyhedrons of space,

00:07parsed off by rectangular separators, in which you can walk, sit, or lie down.

00:13Eat, excrete, and make yourself neat in each of your specialized spaces.

00:18Gee, mister, that sounds great to me. How much does it cost?

00:22Here's your contract. Take a look.

00:26Wow, every year? I think I could afford that.

00:30Per month, country boy.

00:33That's right. You know, if you qualified for a mortgage, you'd actually pay the bank less every month

00:40and end up owning an entire house.

00:42But you don't qualify, so you pay more in rent every month to stay in my four polyhedrons,

00:48and you'll one day leave with nothing.

00:52Wait, really? Because the last guy told me that I'd pay more to own, not to rent.

00:57And of course, that's how much it costs per month.

01:00But to move in, you also have to pay the first month, the last month, and two more months as a security deposit.

01:08Well, that deposit is refundable, right?

01:10No renter has ever got their deposit back, not once in 3,000 years.