Beer before cider, awaken the spider - Mark Little - video Dailymotion

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Transcript

00:00You guys drinkin' tonight? Y'all havin' drinks?

00:02Yeah?

00:02Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.

00:05Good.

00:07But be careful, right? You gotta be careful.

00:08Especially if you're mixin' your drinks, right?

00:10You gotta be careful.

00:11You gotta do it in the right order, right?

00:13That's why we as a society have come up with clever little rhymes

00:17to help us keep it straight so we don't get sick, right?

00:20Like beer before liquor, you've never been sicker.

00:23Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.

00:25Helpful rhymes to help us navigate the night, right?

00:29Keep things straight.

00:30Of course, there's more to the rhyme. We know that, right?

00:33Beer before cider, awaken the spider.

00:38Right?

00:39Cider before beer, no spiders appear.

00:43We know that, but it's just helpful to remember.

00:45We wanna do the night right, right?

00:47Keep things smooth, right?

00:51Right?

00:52Beer before rum, the spider will come.

00:55Yes, he will. He will.

00:59Rum before beer, the spider not here.

01:01It's easy. It's just helpful.

01:04You know, you just keep it straight. Have a good night.

01:06Safe night.

01:07Beer before wine, it's spider time.

01:12The point is, you gotta drink beer last

01:14unless you wanna meet a little someone I like to call the spider.

01:22There you go.