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John Wick Is A Tutorial For Neo In The Matrix
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My point is, in a virtual reality like the Matrix, time dilation is possible.
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Like when Neo learns gears of martial arts in a single bout.
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I know Kung Fu.
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Or Trinity learns to fly a chopper.
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Let's go.
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But the way that your brain works, you can't just instantly know something that you didn't before.
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You know, you have to build up the neural pathways through repeated processing,
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which means the most likely scenario is that whenever a character learns something in the
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Matrix, they are actually training in some sort of overclocked sub-Matrix.
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You know, like the robots already have the Matrix technology, so why not use it in the Matrix?
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Point of order, that's basically the plot of Dark City,
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one of the most underrated sci-fi thrillers ever filmed.
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No one cares.
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So when Trinity learns to fly the helicopter, what we're not seeing
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is their brain experiencing hours of tedious flying lessons.
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Exactly.
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And now we have John Wick, a world in which people play with golden coins,
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and civilians are either secret assassins,
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or just completely unfazed by the carnage surrounding them.
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Much like NPCs in a hastily programmed video game.
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It literally makes the most sense if John Wick
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is happening during one of the Matrix training programs.
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John Wick is a tutorial for Neo in case he needs to kill someone with the horse.
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