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  • 1/1/2025
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00:00I put a f***ing whole pineapple up my a**.
00:04All you need is a big pishka deal.
00:08Welcome back to Dirt With Dani.
00:09My name is Dani Jackal and tonight I'm in Old Town Scottsdale and I'm going to be finding
00:14out people's worst decisions that they made in 2024.
00:17What's the dumbest decision that you made this past year?
00:19I banged a broad s*** without a condom.
00:23She was $40.
00:24I'm not going to lie.
00:27Wow.
00:29What's the best thing that's happened to you this past year?
00:32Having s*** with the hottest guy alive.
00:34Wow, okay.
00:35You know, you want a big pishka deal.
00:38A big pishka deal.
00:39I mean, what's better than a big pishka deal?
00:43There's nothing better than that.
00:44For my Italians out there, you know, a big pishka deal is all you need, right?
00:49All you need is that.
00:50I feel like you're really hooked on that one.
00:52What's the dumbest decision you've made this past year?
00:54S***ing with somebody with no money.
00:56Okay.
00:57Smoky vibes are just, like, not it, honestly.
00:59Give me an example.
01:00Somebody was like, oh, I have to wait until I get my check and we can go out for coffee.
01:04That's sad.
01:05I'll never do it again.
01:06Coffees nowadays are really expensive.
01:08I mean, like, $10, come on.
01:10What's the best thing that's happened to you this past year?
01:13Oh my God, my back.
01:15I got laid 14 times in one month.
01:19You want to see my back?
01:21I got a big f***ing, oh my God.
01:23They opened my spine up and they tore a tumor out.
01:26I got laid.
01:27I'm still f***ing fit.
01:29I'm here, baby.
01:30I'm f***ing here.
01:32And I'm here.
01:34The boy is not a roller coaster.
01:36My spine is ripped open and guess what?
01:38I'm f***ing here.
01:39And he's a d***head and he's a d***head.
01:42So you got back surgery and you got laid 14 times?
01:45Would they say 14 or 15?
01:47Tell me.
01:4814.
01:49Okay.
01:5014 times.
01:51Nice.
01:52Yeah, it counts a lot of s***, but he's a d***head and he's a d***head.
01:53I know, I got that.
01:54I'll jump to them.
01:55What's the best thing that happened to you this year?
01:57Everything's been great.
01:58I don't think it compares to this guy.
02:00What's the best thing that happened to you this year?
02:02Best thing that happened to me this year?
02:03Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, f***ing shoot.
02:05What's going on?
02:07What is the best thing that's happened to you this past year?
02:10I got a raise.
02:11That's my virginity.
02:12Oh my God.
02:13Congratulations.
02:15How did it feel?
02:16It felt all right.
02:17She was all right.
02:18Okay.
02:19What an unexpected turn that was.
02:21What's the dumbest decision you made this past year?
02:24Asking out this redhead girl that I know.
02:26She said no?
02:27I kind of crashed out on her friend and then she never responded to our plans.
02:31Not probably the right move.
02:33What's the dumbest decision you've made this past year?
02:35I don't make dumb decisions.
02:37Okay.
02:38Be confident and shut the f*** up.
02:40I follow you, mommy.
02:41What's the dumbest decision you made this past year?
02:44I put a f***ing whole pineapple up my a**.
02:47The back, the backside.
02:49You can put a pineapple up your a** this way or this way.
02:53F***ing did it the wrong way.
02:55Sounded like a good time, but it wasn't.
02:58That sounds painful.
03:01Did you eat the pineapple after?
03:05What is the best thing that's happened to you this past year?
03:08I fell in love.
03:09Okay.
03:10Now, what's the dumbest decision you made this past year?
03:13Went back to the girl that I fell in love with after she broke my heart two times.
03:17You're one of those.
03:20What's the dumbest decision you made this past year?
03:23Not shaking my a** enough, so I'm making up for it now.
03:26Okay, good.
03:27Oh, okay, okay.
03:29Wow.
03:30What's the dumbest decision you've made this past year?
03:33I spent $15,000 in two months.
03:36That's impressive.
03:37Peanut Gallery over here is f***ing remarkable.
03:41Oh, okay.
03:42Happy f***ing New Year.
03:44Thank you guys so much for watching the video.
03:45I hope you enjoyed it, and if you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up.
03:48Comment below.
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03:50Follow me on the rest of my social platforms, and I'll see you in the next video.
03:52Happy New Year.