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Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani
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00:00Take the glasses off. It's gonna change a little bit. Let's go eat. He's not wrong. Yeah, he's not wrong.
00:04I'm gonna eat without the glasses.
00:06Welcome back to Dirt with Dani. My name is Dani Jackal. Tonight I'm in Chicago and I'm gonna be asking
00:09people, what's a message to your ex?
00:11Speaking of relationships, it's time to break up with that low-quality, overpriced, good-for-nothing burger and choose the
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00:22So make sure to get your $6 All-American Sonic Smasher meal from Sonic today.
00:26And it comes with tots and a drink. Now that's a steal. Enjoy the video. What is a message to
00:31your ex?
00:31I'm up and you're not. Okay, period. What happened? Caught him calling somebody else. Oh, f**k him.
00:38What is a message to your ex? Come back home. Oh, so you miss her? I miss everybody. Does everyone
00:43leave you?
00:43Everybody does leave me, actually. That's a red flag. Why, why? If everyone leaves you, I mean, you're doing something
00:48wrong.
00:48Would you leave me? No, in a heartbeat.
00:50Hey, y'all. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. You keep lying. Right, Charles to the bulls**t.
00:56Why did you just throw your hat on the ground? You think that was going to make you look better?
01:00There was a possibility. He's about six, seven. Is that what you were waiting for?
01:07Oh, f**k. Get his ass. She said you chopped.
01:11What is a message to your ex? Oh, I miss you. I mean, hit me up. I'd love to hear
01:16from you. It's been a minute.
01:18What happened? She broke up with me a couple months ago. But you know what? That's life.
01:22And maybe you can have a Sonic Smasher to cheer you up. Yeah, exactly. That'd be perfect.
01:27Do you want one? I would love one. What are we thinking? That's delicious.
01:31Tastes better than the ex. I don't miss her anymore. What's a message to your ex?
01:34It was just boring. Ooh. He never talked. Sorry, Vanilla.
01:39Maybe she likes chocolate. It's... I don't know. Um...
01:43What is a message to your ex? Hope you're doing all right. You're just a nice guy like that? I
01:48wasn't.
01:48Did she dump you? Well, maybe. Was I bad? No. Was I an a**hole? Yes. I don't know. You are
01:54what you eat.
01:57What's a message to your ex? I say wear a helmet next time you go climbing.
02:01Oh, s**t. Whoa, wait, wait. That could mean like so many different things and I'm scared to ask what.
02:07Since that accident, things kind of got bad, so... Oh, is she in a coma now?
02:10No, no. She's good. She's good. She's good. I guess you could say that relationship rocked.
02:14You could definitely say that. What is a message to your ex?
02:16I still love you, but you cheated on me, so f**k you. Yeah, honestly, f**k the cheaters.
02:20You... You would be a cheater. Do I look like a f**k boy is what you're saying?
02:23You look like you would probably break up with your bad quality, good-for-nothing burger and choose a Sonic
02:27Smasher instead.
02:28Are you a Sonic Smasher? I'm not, but I have one for you.
02:31You want one? Can I feed you? Yes. Yes. Yes.
02:36Yes. Please. Yes.
02:39Yes. Okay. Hold on. Stay put. Stay... Yeah. I know this is a really big, exciting moment for everyone.
02:45Let me see some. Okay. Say ah for mommy.
02:48Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
02:51Are you barking now? Uh-huh.
02:52Bark like you want it. Yeah.
02:55Something about... Hey! Ah! Ah! Ah!
03:00The Sonic Smasher will do it to you. What would you rate?
03:03Glasses on. 10.
03:05The burger. Not me. The burger.
03:06The burger. Take the glasses off. It's gonna change a little bit. Let's go eight.
03:09He's not wrong. Yeah.
03:11He's not wrong.
03:12I'm an eight. I'm an eight without the glasses.
03:14What is a message to your ex?
03:15I actually just sent her a message the other day because I was trying to get my boy connected
03:19with her, like, dad's friend for career purposes.
03:23So instead of a booty call, it's just more of a networking text message.
03:26Yeah, but she did not respond very well to that.
03:29Oh, okay.
03:30She hit me with the, you left me on red two years ago and broke my heart in high school.
03:34And you could have at least started with, how are you doing? Or...
03:37Yeah. You're honestly a really good friend for reaching out to your ex for him.
03:42I mean, I tried my best.
03:43So what's a message to your ex?
03:44F*** you. I just gotta get it out, low key.
03:46No, you do. Vent it. This is your time.
03:48Oh, yeah.
03:48Get it all out of your system.
03:50Yeah, what's good? What's good?
03:51But yeah, like, F*** you, low key.
03:53What did she do to you?
03:54She's with my close friend, so it's like, it kind of messed up my friendship with my friend,
04:00basically, so...
04:01That'll do it.
04:02Wow.
04:03So, F*** you and also, F*** you to my friend, too.
04:05Thank you guys so much for watching the video. I hope you enjoyed it, and if you did, please
04:08be sure to give it a big thumbs up, comment below, subscribe, follow me on the rest of
04:11my social platforms, and be sure to get your $6 All-American Sonic Smasher Meal from Sonic
04:15Today. Bye.
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