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Welcome to Hortons VIta-World

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00:00Hey there customer! Looking for some supplements to not only improve your life, but make you

00:06look better, feel better, oomph, better?

00:10I was just looking for something to get me a little more swole, but now that you mention

00:13it, let's get that nut.

00:15You want oils, tablets, droplets, tinctures, or pills? Maybe some powder to plump the pump?

00:22At Horton's Holistic Vita World, we've got it all. I'm Roger, and if you couldn't

00:26tell by my balmy glow and visage of endless youth, I'm not only the owner, but its

00:33biggest customer.

00:34So you really use this stuff?

00:35Lots of people do. That's why we opened this flagship store. The $50 billion supplement

00:42industry is endorsed by one-third of Americans.

00:45So this stuff really works?

00:47I didn't say that.