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00:00Natural deodorant works great if you're doing activities like sitting very still in a cold room.

00:07One slight move, though, and you're going to stink worse than if you hadn't worn deodorant at all.

00:12You see, natural deodorant is more of a seasoning for the stink.

00:18Oh, this deodorant tastes terrible.

00:25But you know what doesn't taste terrible?

00:27R-Factor meals.

00:28That's right, Britt. As a man, I don't know how to cook, nor should I.

00:32That's why I use Factor.

00:34I mean, why deal with groceries, prep work, and pit stains

00:37when you can enjoy fresh, never-frozen, chef-crafted meals in just two minutes?

00:42Not to mention, Factor's flexible.

00:44Change up your order every week, or pause, or reschedule your deliveries whenever you need to.

00:48Like if you have a bunch of deodorant you need to eat before it goes bad.

00:51And according to this list of approved talking points, Factor isn't destroying the environment.

00:56Factor offsets 100% of delivery emissions and sources 100% renewable electricity for their production sites and offices.

01:02Listen, if I had a choice between eating deodorant or Factor, I would choose Factor every time.

01:06Just trust me on this one, and head to Factor75.com or click the link below

01:10and use code 50HONESTADDS to get 50% off, plus free shipping on your first Factor box.

01:16That's 50HONESTADDS at Factor75.com to get 50% off, plus free shipping on your first box.

01:27Uh-oh, an activity with arms 180 degrees up in the air.

01:31You know what that means.

01:33Excuse me, what?

01:34You're going to need a stick of this.

01:36Possibly laden with metal good-smell gel by Horton Lady Stick.

01:40Oh no, do I really smell that bad?

01:43Oh, like the Paris Metro in the middle of summer.

01:46But don't worry, this stick of metal good-smell gel is here to help.

01:50Imagine a fresh meadow, but in stick form.

01:54Yeah, okay, maybe I do need this.

01:56Believe me, you do.

01:58Not only will it keep you from smelling,

02:00but Horton Lady Stick is chock full of antiperspirant to plug up those sweat glands,

02:06because it would be absolutely disgusting if you ever sweat as a woman.

02:11Hey!

02:12The patented formula locks in freshness for an amount of hours,

02:16which would seem like more than should be feasibly healthy.

02:1924?

02:20Oh, no, no, no, no, much more.

02:22You see, to stop from sweating,

02:24metal good-smell gel soaks right into your skin and stays there.

02:28We're not sure how to get it out, and believe me, we've tried.

02:31Shouldn't I be sweating?

02:33It's a normal biological function.

02:35It seems like a bad thing to just stop a bodily function.

02:39You won't be worried about that when you're feeling cool and confident,

02:44no matter what arm-raising activities you're doing.

02:47Do you have anything without metal?

02:50Have you ever been to a deodorant aisle?

02:53It's like capitalism on crack.

02:56You can find literally seven varieties of any kind of deodorant in the entire universe.

03:02How about this one?

03:04Horts of Maine.

03:05It says natural.

03:06Oh, you're a risk taker, I see.

03:10Well, it's metal-free, so no.

03:13Well, natural deodorant works great.

03:15If you're doing activities like sitting very still in a cold room.

03:20One slight move, though, and you're going to stink worse than if you hadn't worn deodorant at all.

03:26You see, natural deodorant is more of a seasoning for the stink.

03:31It's your choice.

03:33Cancer or stinky.

03:37Fine, I'll take the metal one.

03:39Well, at least it smells good.

03:41It sure does.

03:43That scent is soft powder.

03:46Fresh, because women should smell like babies.

03:49But we have other scents, too, like spring rain, lavender heaven, and cupcake caress.

03:59Ah-ha-ha! Look, more arms-in-the-air stuff!

04:03Have you got any of that metal good-smell gel for me?

04:06Oh, we sure do.

04:09This Rod Spice metal good-smell gel.

04:12Gun? What smell is gun?

04:16No idea.

04:18Our men's line isn't based on actual scents so much as it's based on concepts.

04:22And boy, do we have some good ones, like trench warfare, Chardonnay-do, and beef.

04:28Ooh, beef! Can I try that one?

04:30Hell yeah!

04:32It has ultra-complex anti-perspiration technology

04:36and three times more odor fighters to knock out those bad smells.

04:40No idea what that means, but it sounds techie and therefore extra manly.

04:45At Rod Spice, we make products that stop you from stinking while protecting your masculinity.

04:50But that's not enough for us.

04:52We need you to know that fragrances can make you more attractive.

04:56And we're definitely going to tell you that in the weirdest way possible.

05:03Awesome!

05:06Wearing Rod Spice is like having a guardian angel for your armpits.

05:11Awesome!

05:12You like that, bud?

05:14Ooh, how about a cool explosion?

05:18Oh, awesome!

05:20Wait, he gets a guardian angel and pyrotechnics to make him attractive?

05:25You were giving me products that make it seem like I'm a baby.

05:28Yeah, exactly.

05:30So, deodorant will make women love you unless you are a woman

05:34and then you should be ashamed that you smell?

05:37Now you're finally getting it.

05:39Speaking of being ashamed, you should be worried about your whole body stinking too.

05:45But Hort's secret whole body spray is here to help.

05:48Oh, can I get some of that?

05:50Sure, bud. Go crazy.

05:54Whoa!

05:59Spray this everywhere you could just clean by taking a shower.

06:03If you know what I mean.

06:04Pits, tits and bits? Got it.

06:07I don't make up the rules to society that reduce men and women to carefully maintained stereotypes.

06:14I just exploit them.

06:16I've been Roger.

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