00:00Hello, my bright-eyed, bushy-tailed high school graduate soon-to-be.
00:05Congratulations on the successful completion of your studies.
00:09You've spent a good chunk of your life studying and learning, and here you are.
00:15You probably think you're pretty smart, huh?
00:18Wrong.
00:21Everything you did over the last 18 years was a useless dry run meant to get you to the only
00:27education that matters, college. I'm Dean Horton here from Horton University
00:34to tell you why you need to go to my college or you're plum screwed.
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