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00:00I am currently on jury duty.

00:03I'm not supposed to talk about it,

00:07but that's all we're gonna talk about, okay?

00:10Been dying to get this off my chest, okay?

00:14I was so honest with the judge, too.

00:15I told him, I said, yo, listen, I'm a stand-up comic.

00:18My whole job is to go out at night and talk about my day.

00:23But they're so hard up with jurors that he was like,

00:26oh, so you're free from 9 to 5, you know?

00:29And now I'm on a jury, you know?

00:31And they ask you questions to try to, like, filter you out.

00:34So they were like, hey, listen, this is a murder case.

00:37You know, it's a felony.

00:38Are you okay listening to details

00:40about a murder for two weeks?

00:41And I was like, listen, I'm from New York.

00:43I wanted to kill people every day, okay?

00:46You know, by the same token, 30-some-odd years.

00:48I haven't done it yet, so I get the other side, you know?

00:53Perspectives.