00:00You're going to get sand in your coochie,
00:01and it's not going to be fun.
00:02You're going to get a UTI,
00:03and then you're going to wish you did it inside.
00:07Hi, it's Taylor, Frankie, Paul.
00:08And Macy Neely.
00:09And this is If It Were Me with Cosmo.
00:12Today, we're going to be going through
00:13some real-life scenarios from Cosmo readers.
00:16And telling you how we would handle them.
00:18Let's jump in.
00:19Okay.
00:20A helping hand.
00:22My best friend told me that she and her husband
00:24are planning on taking fertility tests.
00:26Her husband refuses to get the job done
00:28while she's out of town and asked me to lend a hand.
00:32How should I respond?
00:36I'm shocked.
00:37I would say no.
00:39That is so weird.
00:40Could you imagine your friend asking you
00:42to do that for your spouse or something?
00:44Your partner?
00:44Oh, that's what that meant.
00:45Lend a hand.
00:46That's how I read it.
00:47Yeah.
00:48She's asking her friend to jerk him off.
00:50Oh my gosh.
00:51I mean, I would say no to that,
00:52but that's not saying what's coming for me.
00:55I would definitely say no.
00:56That is so awkward.
00:57Yeah.
00:58Oh my gosh.
00:59If my partner ever asked anyone to help them out,
01:02he would be dead to me.
01:02He'd be gone.
01:03I was going to say, yeah, I'd probably leave.
01:05Oh, his ass would be grass.
01:07So let's just put it that way.
01:09The third party.
01:11After a long talk, my man and I are open to having a threesome.
01:15When we discussed who could be our third,
01:17he suggested my best friend.
01:19Should I be worried they end up falling for each other?
01:22Absolutely.
01:23Should be worried.
01:24I mean, I've kind of experienced this myself.
01:27So when you open those doors, you can create feelings.
01:30So absolutely.
01:31I would be worried.
01:32I agree.
01:33I would be worried too.
01:34And also offended.
01:35Like, why are you choosing my best friend?
01:37Yeah, the fact that they're doing that as well.
01:38Yeah, there's something going on there.
01:40If you're married, I would say no.
01:42Just be content with where you're at or don't get married.
01:44Because obviously it can destroy lives.
01:48The sandy session.
01:50My wedding crush asked me to go for a walk down the beach
01:53right before my friend's toast is about to start.
01:56Do I risk missing the toast for a steamy stroll?
01:59Oh, so it's like a steamy stroll.
02:02Do you know what I mean?
02:03No.
02:04No, you don't do that at your friend's wedding.
02:07It depends how close the friend is.
02:10This might take a while.
02:11You know, you're going to miss the toast.
02:13Your friend's going to be like, where are you are?
02:14It's going to cause more drama by missing it.
02:16Again, it depends how close the friend is.
02:17Honestly, they might not even know you're missing.
02:20If it's Macy, I'm not doing that to her.
02:21But if it's someone I haven't seen in 10 years
02:22and she invited me and I went to support her,
02:24I feel like that's more of...
02:26I don't want to disrespect you,
02:29but I don't care to hear any of the toast.
02:31But again...
02:32You know, I don't know. Am I wrong?
02:34The logistics of going for a walk on the beach,
02:38does that seem even remotely appealing?
02:40You're going to get sand in your coochie
02:42and it's not going to be fun.
02:43You're going to get a UTI,
02:44and then you're going to wish you did it inside.
02:45Oh, I missed that part.
02:46Yes, that's what I was saying.
02:48That's why I'm confused why you're so like, I don't care.
02:50No, no, no. Okay.
02:50I was thinking walk on the beach with your crush.
02:53No, I said it's going to be steamy.
02:55I was trying to give you the hint.
02:56Oh, okay.
02:58Yeah, that's different.
03:00No.
03:01No, my answer is...
03:04The family affair.
03:06I'm spending the summer with my best friend
03:08and her family in Spain,
03:10and her dad and I may have made out
03:12after one too many margs.
03:14Do I tell my friend and risk ruining the entire trip?
03:19That's a good one.
03:20I'd probably be too scared to tell her.
03:23Take it to the grave, baby.
03:24Take it to the grave.
03:27That's just more of an uncomfortable,
03:28it's like her dad.
03:30Yeah, no.
03:30It's like her significant other,
03:32so it's like, oh, that sucks.
03:33I would take that one to the grave.
03:35Yeah.
03:36100%.
03:37Is it necessary to say anything?
03:39No.
03:41Hide and peek.
03:42My crush is coming over for a game night with friends.
03:45How do I get him alone and turn the night
03:47from innocent to sinful?
03:49Oh my gosh.
03:50Oh.
03:52These are very...
03:53How do I get him alone?
03:54This might be a better one for you,
03:55because you guys...
03:56Actually, never mind.
03:57I shouldn't say that.
03:58Because if a bunch of friends are there,
04:00it's like, how do you turn it into something more?
04:02You just start, yeah.
04:03It starts innocently.
04:04Like, you could be like, let's play spin the bottle.
04:06Yeah, like, never have I ever.
04:08Or like, something like that.
04:10Blindfolds.
04:11Subtle flirting, maybe.
04:12A little flirting here and there.
04:14Give them the hint.
04:15You got to give them the hint.
04:16Yeah.
04:16And then it'll get sinful
04:17when all the other friends leave, I think.
04:20Yeah.
04:22The birthday gift.
04:24For his birthday, my guy friend is asking me
04:26to hook up with his friend in his bed.
04:29Should I try and find a way to Irish exit?
04:33What is it?
04:34What's Irish exit?
04:35Irish exit is like when you just get up and leave.
04:36Don't say anything, you just get up.
04:38Oh, I like that.
04:39Yeah?
04:40Yeah.
04:40Yeah.
04:41I think it's weird to ask someone for that
04:43for a birthday gift.
04:44Like, that's weird.
04:46Like, I don't like that.
04:46That doesn't sound like a good friend either.
04:48I mean, maybe he's trying to be like a bro for his friend.
04:51Yeah.
04:51And his friend might be like telling him like,
04:53hey, like try to get her for me in a way.
04:56But I still think that's really weird for him to do it.
04:57And I feel like then the guy is like
04:59just scared to do it himself, you know?
05:02So I don't know.
05:02I'd feel uncomfortable and it'd be a no for me
05:03and I would exit.
05:05Yeah, this is some fishy stuff.
05:07How do you feel about the Irish exit
05:08versus like coming up with an explanation?
05:10Oh, yeah.
05:11I like it.
05:12Ghost him, baby.
05:13Leave him.
05:14Leave his ass.
05:17The extra miles.
05:19The guy I only talk to online
05:21asked me to fly to Europe for a sexcation.
05:22Should I start packing my bags?
05:24If he wants you to go to him,
05:25then is he paying for your flight?
05:26But it's the only one for sex.
05:29It's a sexcation.
05:30But if she's down for that, then yeah.
05:32But this man better be treating her right
05:34rather than just keeping her in the room all day.
05:36So I want a real vacation
05:37and then the sex is the added benefit.
05:41It's time for the speed round.
05:43So we have one minute to choose what we'd rather do.
05:46Be the breadwinner in the relationship
05:47or be taken care of.
05:48Be taken care of.
05:49A man who does house chores or buys a designer gifts.
05:52House chores.
05:53I'll buy myself gifts.
05:54Swap phone passcodes or keep things private.
05:58Swap passcodes.
05:59Give up soda or give up sex.
06:02Give up soda, sadly.
06:04Fruity Pebbles or Captain Crunch.
06:06Fruity Pebbles.
06:10Wait for a guy to hit you up or make the first move.
06:13Wait for the guy to hit me up.
06:14Sell vibrators door to door
06:16or do a brand deal for diapers.
06:18Do a brand deal for diapers.
06:20Pack on the PDA or save it for behind closed doors.
06:23Pack on the PDA.
06:24Get a lap dance from a Chippendale
06:27or from your best friend's man.
06:29Oh, Chippendale.
06:31Date someone addicted to video games
06:33or a full-blown Disney adult.
06:36I'll say Disney adult because I like Disneyland.
06:39Oh, we did it.
06:40Yeah, we did.
06:40Okay.
06:41Okay, that was good.
06:42That was fun.
06:43That got me nervous because I'm like,
06:44what is in here?
06:44I'm going to choose one of these.
06:46I regret it.
06:47Okay, what was the Fruity Pebbles?
06:48That was so good.
06:50Thank you for watching us on Cosmo.
06:52And make sure to watch the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives
06:54on Hulu.
06:55So to start, I'm just going to have you do an intro.
06:58I'm Taylor Frankie-Paul and I'm Macy Mealy.
07:00Hi, I'm Taylor.
07:02And I'm Macy.
07:05I can't do it now.
07:07Okay, I'm ready.
07:08All right.
07:08Hi, it's Taylor Frankie-Paul.
07:12Are we embarrassing you guys, our managers?
07:15I feel like I'm on drugs right now.
07:17Do I comfort my husband?
07:19Confront.
07:20Did you say confront?
07:21Sorry, I'm waking up.
07:23My man and I are open to having a three...
07:25This is a long talk.
07:27Oh my God.
07:29Are you cutting this up?
07:30It's embarrassing.
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