00:00What is your message to all the boys you've loved before?
00:04I think they kind of thought that I wasn't going to be s**t.
00:06Look at me now.
00:14Maddie, we're so happy and excited to be your therapist.
00:18Your therapist today.
00:19We're so glad you could come.
00:21Yeah, thank you for having me.
00:22I'm bringing you on.
00:25So, Maddie.
00:27Tell us one thing you want to get off your chest today.
00:31Honestly, my skirt is too short.
00:34And it's causing me to feel some stress in this moment.
00:37That's worth it because you look hot.
00:40You do.
00:41Is that appropriate?
00:42Can we say that to our client?
00:43Uh, can't call client sexy.
00:45It's a HIPAA violation.
00:47That's so true.
00:48Whoops.
00:49Whoopsies.
00:51Okay, Maddie.
00:53What?
00:55Hey, I...
00:56Attitude adjustment.
00:57Come on.
00:58At eight years old, you said, quote, I don't like to lose, but I never lose anyway.
01:04Oh, of course we're talking about that.
01:06I don't like to lose, but I don't ever lose anyway.
01:10How do you feel about that now?
01:12You're like so humble yourself.
01:14You know, I honestly admire my eight-year-old self.
01:18She was so confident and I think was, like, oblivious to the world in a really beautiful
01:23way.
01:24I like that.
01:25Stand on your bitch.
01:26Stand on me.
01:26I think we need to come back to her.
01:27So cool.
01:28I'm here to humble, young, confident girls.
01:31I needed this.
01:32I needed this.
01:33I can't get that.
01:33Top of the pyramid, mom.
01:35Uh-huh.
01:35Always.
01:35And anyways.
01:37And what do we do if a therapist is a fan?
01:40I think this is an unhealthy relationship.
01:44You're going to get us fired.
01:45No, but this is good because you'll enable my behavior.
01:51Okay, so if you had to call a former co-star or dance partner to bury a body, who would
02:00you call and why?
02:01And whose body would it be?
02:03Oh, that was not important.
02:05Yes, that's important.
02:06Okay.
02:06If it was a dance partner, I would call my sister because she would do it in a heartbeat.
02:10Like, I don't want to know the body.
02:12Like an accident.
02:13Yeah, it was an accident.
02:14Yeah, it was totally an accident.
02:15We have one more question.
02:16Oh, okay.
02:17Is every eldest daughter the first lamb to the slaughter, do you feel?
02:21I don't want to speak on behalf of every eldest daughter in the world, but for my situation,
02:26yes.
02:30That's your session.
02:31Oh, thank you.
02:32Does that feel better?
02:34I feel confused.
02:35You did it.
02:37Well, that's over.
02:38Okay.
02:40Are you nervous?
02:41I'm a little nervous, yeah.
02:43Who wants to go first?
02:44I do.
02:45Go.
02:46What is your message to youngest children everywhere?
02:50Oh, learn how to fight.
02:52Oh, yeah.
02:53I'm not even joking.
02:54How are you going to get through it?
02:56That's actually great advice.
02:57That's how I handle things.
02:58You're supposed to be giving her advice.
03:03What's something you thought was super normal as a kid that you later realized was extremely
03:09Hollywood?
03:10I would go to premieres, which are not normal for little kids to go to.
03:16Yeah, it's a great answer.
03:16But you had fun.
03:17I had a great time.
03:19Premieres were so sick in the early 2000s.
03:21Oh, my God.
03:22Oh, that's so true.
03:23They were like whole events.
03:24I wish they were still like that.
03:25I wish they were still like that.
03:26My follow-up question to you is at what age did you realize not everyone's parents are
03:32famous actors?
03:35You know, I think 17...
03:37Are you allowing to ask these questions?
03:39I don't know.
03:40I feel like you know pretty much the second if somebody is taking a picture of your mom.
03:45I think you get the memo that like with my other friend's mom and that's not happening.
03:50You can differ.
03:51You can see.
03:53Was Nikki Glaser a good babysitter?
03:55Oh, my God.
03:57She was your babysitter?
03:58That's crazy.
03:59Do you know Nikki Glaser used to be our babysitter?
04:03That's true.
04:04She was very funny and I think she would like tell me made-up stories or something.
04:08But I was a terror and I'm sure it's really difficult having to lie about me being a nice child.
04:14I think you were a really nice child.
04:16I had just reformed a little bit when I met you.
04:19But she had me at like...
04:20And that is growth.
04:21And that is growth.
04:22That's good.
04:23Yes.
04:24Okay, Iris, who in your life keeps you humble?
04:27My sister, for sure.
04:29Yeah.
04:29You know, an example of it is like I was really into Musical.ly when I was out like doing
04:34like the like robot hands and she like demolished me.
04:38Like she like recreated a few of them.
04:40I deleted all of them, never again.
04:42Wiped from the internet.
04:43And I was like, for good.
04:44So sometimes it can be really helpful.
04:46I think it's usually the siblings, right?
04:48They always keep us humble.
04:49They do.
04:50They really do.
04:50They know how to just knock you down.
04:52Really just knock you right down there so you can build yourself back up.
04:55We'll talk about that.
04:56Do we need to put her back in the chat?
04:58Next session.
04:59No, we're good.
05:03Do I need to come back?
05:05I prescribe you a rage room.
05:08A rage room?
05:08Yes!
05:09So much rules.
05:10Oh, okay.
05:13All right.
05:14I'm here for my session.
05:17Lana Contour.
05:18Yeah.
05:18What is your message to all the boys you've loved before?
05:24Oh, like my exes?
05:26Yeah.
05:27I mean, I honestly didn't have that many exes before.
05:30I'm married.
05:31Everyone here was at the wedding except for Maddie was working.
05:34Some biggest regret of my life.
05:35To some of my exes, I'd be like,
05:36I think they kind of thought that I wasn't going to be s***.
05:39Look at me now.
05:40Period.
05:41So that's what I would probably say is like, you messed up.
05:44If your life had a warning label, what would it say?
05:48Never go out to dinner with Lana if you want to order for yourself.
05:56That's my control issue.
05:58When we go all out to eat, I'm like, this is what we're getting.
06:00You're going to get that, you're going to get that,
06:02you're going to get that, and you're going to get that.
06:03We're going to share it like that.
06:04I think that's actually a healthy quality.
06:05Really?
06:06Family style.
06:06Really?
06:07Okay, cool.
06:08Thanks, guys.
06:11Which allegations will you have a harder time beating?
06:16Horse girl or bun head?
06:19Huh.
06:20My secret skill is I'm a phenomenal equestrian.
06:24What?
06:24Yes, that's my secret skill.
06:27I'm better at riding horses than any other aspect of my life.
06:31I had a horse.
06:31Her name was Carrot, but with a K.
06:33I would love to be known as a horse girl like that.
06:37Were you a bridezilla?
06:39And follow up, do you have any messages to anybody struggling with being a bridezilla?
06:45I was not a bridezilla at all.
06:48And I feel like everyone that says, no, I wasn't, they were.
06:50You were.
06:50But truthfully, one, I'm very decisive.
06:52So I'm very good at just being like, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.
06:56So that made everything, like making decisions was very easy.
06:59Also, when we were filming Pretty Lethal, that was like the last few months before the wedding.
07:05I kind of just had to like let go and let God and have my planner do it all.
07:10And Anthony, Anthony stayed back and he did a lot of the planning as well.
07:13As long as he's there, that's all that matters.
07:15Every other decision didn't really matter to me at all.
07:22Overall, I think like you're the healthiest one here so far.
07:25So, yeah.
07:25Wow.
07:27It's all the medication I took this morning.
07:30Yes.
07:32I love that.
07:33Um, wait, I'm so excited.
07:34That's good.
07:37First of all, do you identify as a diva?
07:41Do I identify as a diva?
07:42No.
07:43We call me a diva.
07:45We're all stunned.
07:46But like diva's gonna be great.
07:49We're like, oh, who is this diva?
07:51That vibe.
07:52And what made you think?
07:55Be honest.
07:58In the group chat, are you ghosting, spiraling, or spamming?
08:03Oh.
08:06I think I oscillate between like ghosting and spiraling.
08:13What happened?
08:13Oscillate.
08:14Just a new word.
08:18Between ghosting and spiraling.
08:20Like I think I can go unresponsive.
08:22I think, yeah.
08:23I was going to say you ghost.
08:25Yeah, you ghost.
08:26It's literally, it's nothing or like 17 texts and then ghost again.
08:30That's what I mean.
08:31Yeah.
08:32They prescribe you a phone call.
08:34You starred in the Mean Girls movie as Karen.
08:38Mm-hmm.
08:38Would you rather disappoint your mother or Tina Fey?
08:42That's a really good question.
08:44Follow up.
08:44Do you think you ever disappointed Tina Fey?
08:49Disappointed Tina Fey.
08:50Right.
08:51So guys.
08:53So shout out.
08:54So shout out.
08:55Shout out both.
08:57I would rather disappoint Tina Fey.
08:59But I also don't think I've disappointed Tina Fey.
09:01Definitely not.
09:02No.
09:03She made her proud of her.
09:04I love Tina.
09:05And I hope I haven't disappointed her or my mom.
09:08If you were my daughter, I'd be incredibly proud of you.
09:11Oh, thank you.
09:11And if I was Tina Fey, I'd be incredibly proud of you.
09:14And I would want to work with you more.
09:15Thank you so much.
09:16And hire you on every project.
09:17Oh my God.
09:18Yeah.
09:18Thank you so much.
09:22You don't even need to come back for real.
09:24Did I win therapy?
09:25You did win therapy.
09:26Did I win it?
09:26Bravo.
09:27You won.
09:27I love therapy.
09:28I highly recommend.
09:35What scene almost made you crash out during Pretty Lethal?
09:40So that's tough.
09:41I think I have to be honest.
09:44And it's any dance scene that was the hardest thing to learn and do.
09:49in my career.
09:50It's weird.
09:51It's very technical, which is not me personally.
09:55So every time I was dancing, I was overthinking it.
09:59I was ready to crash out, walk off.
10:02You did amazing.
10:05I learned from all of you, so I'm lucky.
10:08We learned from you.
10:09Not true, but thanks.
10:14If you were to get arrested, what would it be for?
10:17We talked about it.
10:18Because it's my favorite party question to be like, what crime would you think I committed?
10:23Yes.
10:24My answer is still the same, which is trespassing, being in a place that I should not be in.
10:30I just want to explore.
10:32Curious.
10:33Curious and exploratory.
10:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:35Adventurous spirit.
10:37Yeah.
10:37Would you trespass on your motorcycle?
10:39So I've got a Vespa.
10:40I just bought one for my 21st birthday, so yes.
10:44Mint greens.
10:46Yeah.
10:47With a cute little bucket in the back, so I can take off.
10:51That is so cute.
10:53Come over, and I'll give you a ride.
10:55Yes.
10:58Life imitates art.
11:00Out of all of us, who do you think is least likely to survive in a quiet place?
11:08So that's interesting.
11:10I think it's either me or Iris, because we're both a little clumsy.
11:18In a cute way, complimentary, right?
11:20Like, it's cute, you can't help it, and it's endearing.
11:24And how do you think they would do in the pretty lethal wilderness?
11:28I think, honestly, same answer.
11:30It's Iris or me.
11:33I love you.
11:35Totally agree.
11:36By the way, it's so true that I knew it was coming.
11:41What toxic trait do you secretly love about yourself?
11:45Well, it's hard for me to decide on anything, to choose anything.
11:50I usually just follow everyone and the flow, because I think that's easiest for me.
11:55And a lot of times, people are like, just choose something, Millie.
11:57But once somebody else decides, then we're going with that.
12:01What do you all think?
12:02I think you're the least toxic person.
12:05I think what would be surprising that people might not know about you is you have a really,
12:12really amazing sense of humor, and it can lean a little naughty and dark.
12:18Wait, yes.
12:19I can't be friends with people who don't have, like, at least a little bit of bite to them.
12:23Yeah.
12:24Millie has bite.
12:25Millie has bite.
12:26Millie has bite.
12:27Yeah.
12:27In the best way.
12:29Okay, I get it.
12:34I think I did good.
12:36Again, I've learned a lot about myself, and a lot from all of you.
12:40Do you think you'll come back to therapy?
12:43Definitely.
12:43Yeah, this is my first time.
12:45Do we get a five-star Yelp review?
12:47Yes.
12:48I was waiting with me.
12:51See, there's the bite.
12:52There's the bite.
12:53Thank you so much for watching our group therapy session.
12:57And make sure you check out Pretty Lethal.
12:58Bye.
12:58Bye.
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