00:00Did you know that some people believe that women are made out of the rib of men?
00:03Today's search term is,
00:04do men really have one less rib?
00:06You see, God descended from the clouds and jacked off on the earth,
00:09and into the sand spilled his seed onto a rib,
00:11and from it groweth a woman named Bitchface,
00:14or something blah blah blah.
00:15Men and women both have twelve pairs of ribs.
00:18Oh, snap!
00:19The Bible's book of Genesis says God created the first woman this way,
00:23and the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam,
00:25and he slept and he took one of his ribs,
00:27closed up the flesh and stood thereof,
00:29and the rib which the Lord had taken from man,
00:31he made a woman.
00:32Then right beneath that it says I'm fucking wrong,
00:34we're assuming that means all men have one less rib.
00:37You can fuck yourself!
00:38So, like, Adam, I just want to thank you for your fucking rib.
00:41It was so fucking tasty.
00:43I ate it with some barbecue sauce.
00:44Rib, rib, rib, rib, rib, rib.
00:45Whoo! We're going as Adam and Eve!
00:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:49Enjoy the eternal hellfires of Satan!
