00:00Hey, so, hi. This is a blank picture. This is a guy with giant nipples.
00:04This is a picture of a smiley face. Oops. Okay, this is me. No, it's not. This is me.
00:09Uh, this is me with a mustache. Some eyebrows. Some red eyes. Here's a little smile.
00:14I need a bigger smile. Nah, I'm gonna have nightmares.
00:16Okay, so this is a girl with a Johnson. And she eats poop.
00:20And a hippopotamus saw her. And it was all like,
00:23Oh, yeah. Gimme, gimme, gimme some of that.
00:25And then he got a top hat. And so she married his balls.
00:28And he said, uh, because he's French. And all French people say, uh.
00:34This is a subscribe button. It's right there. It's right in front of you.
00:40If you subscribe, you'll look like this. Except less happy.
00:43Here's a unicorn making love to a rainbow. See, there's the unicorn. He's right there.
00:48Look at him. Look at him.
00:50Hey, has your girlfriend ever farted on you when you're asleep?
00:54And she giggles like it's funny. And then you're like, no. You're like, no, I don't know.
01:01And then you're like, hey, don't fart on me or I'll stab you with a combat knife or a Japanese samurai sword.
01:09And then you wake up the next morning. And you look down. And you're scared.
01:15And you see a bloody spot. And you're like, oh my god.
01:20Did I sleep with that lady on the news who cuts off guys' peckers when they're sleeping?
01:27And then you think, well, at least I have a cool picture of a unicorn humping a rainbow.
01:35I mean, that's always good.
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