00:00Covering up zits before and after pimples.
00:01This should be awful.
00:02Or it looks like someone took sandpaper to your face.
00:04Thank goodness you have liquid lies so you can deceive all the boys.
00:06This dude reminds me of me.
00:07There's red dots all over the place.
00:08So here we are, two grown men applying makeup like little girls.
00:11Shame on us and our now presentable faces.
00:13Okay.
00:13You must be suffering from face AIDS.
00:15That new craze all the teens are doing.
00:17Hey man, you want some face AIDS?
00:18Yeah bro, hook me up!
00:20I can still see your zits.
00:21They're still purple and bumply.
00:23Bumply.
00:24Congratulations on being socially acceptable.
00:26Now the boys won't point and laugh.
00:27That's great, but why stop at makeup?
00:29Sometimes a girl's just got a paper baguette.
00:30So this is before acne makeup.
00:32Let me guess, you're still pale with bumps all over your face?
00:34No.
00:34It's almost as if the second picture was taken two years later.
00:36Why wouldn't I assume that?
00:37You've already lied to me once.
00:38I'm wearing foundation right now.
00:40My eyebrows aren't really this dark.
00:41This dude once looked like the guy from Friday the 13th.
00:43Now he looks typical.
00:44My acne as a kid wasn't that bad.
00:45That was darn near close.
00:46You know what? I'll find a picture that represents how bad my back knee was back then.
00:49Yep, that was basically me.
00:50Once upon a time, I was in a bad way.
00:52Now the only reason people get grossed out by me is my horrible personality.
00:55The real problem in this picture wasn't your acne.
00:56It was that hairdo.
01:00Because if so, your hair's spot on.
01:01Pimples are just God's way of keeping you from getting pregnant before you graduate high school.
01:04I'm so glad I had free will on that matter.
01:06Apparently, this person thought they were taking acne meds.
01:08But instead, they took the make me a white person pill.
01:10Still has a vagina, though.
01:11This chick's face says,
01:14I mean, I have the entire series of Friends to watch.
01:16And Dawson's Creek.
01:16And 90210.
01:17And, um...
01:18Oh, God, I'm so zitty!
01:20Been there, done that.
01:21Still got the bitches.
01:22No, really, I lost my virginity with a zit covered back.
01:24It's how I roll.
01:25Remember, no matter how bad your acne gets, at least you're not this guy.
01:28Just looking at that makes me hungry for lasagna.
01:30You disgust me, onision!
01:31Oh, really?
01:32Eat zit!
01:36I am gross.
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