00:00At the time this video was recorded, the cat was being very obnoxious,
00:03so the man was going to grab the camera and point it at the cat to show how obnoxious she is.
00:08Obviously, in this photo, she looks very cute and cuddly,
00:11but the truth of the matter is that she's a sexual deviant.
00:14At this point, the cat is choosing which human slave she wants to sexually violate.
00:18As she proceeds forward, she maintains eye contact with the target.
00:22She is now analyzing the present smells to identify the perfect place for her to leave her girl goo.
00:27She decides the human is an efficient carrier, and now assuming the proper position,
00:32caring not of the human's feelings but rather focusing on her own urge to mate,
00:36she commits a sexual crime.
00:40Like any sexual predator, she begins to move about as if she did not just commit the crime.
00:45And does that.
00:47Ew.
00:48Just in case you're like Onision and you missed it the first or second or third time,
00:53I'm going to circle it for you.
00:54Here's the red circle.
00:56Here's it zoomed in.
00:58Here's it in slo-mo.
01:00And all of them together.
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