00:00Hey guys, today on the list of taboos, let's go ahead and hit up age gap.
00:03The only thing you should be asking yourself is, is it legal?
00:06And if it is, I mean...
00:07Society can say what they want.
00:08If society wants to see it change, they should make it illegal.
00:11And wooden golden berries, don't forget about those.
00:13You don't build a society from nothing.
00:16Oh, that's an age gap.
00:17It's okay, it's not like she's not getting anything out of it.
00:20Money.
00:20Ew.
00:21It's okay when a girl does it, but when a...
00:23See, there I go.
00:24Being all taboo about things.
00:26So when did you meet your father?
00:28That makes no sense.
00:29That guy is such a badass.
00:32Run.
00:33Run.
00:35Where did you get her?
00:36From your actual significant other and birth.
00:38I didn't know Harrison Ford was the Ally McBeal.
00:40Whatever, he's hot.
00:41And she looks like a plastic statue.
00:42So I think what we're learning is celebrities love to date young.
00:45And sometimes they love dating succubus.
00:47I don't even know her.
00:50Okay, now it's getting kind of awkward.
00:51You're like 70, sir.
00:52Right around the you could be her dad area that gets a little weird.
00:55But when it gets around you could be her grandpa, maybe, uh, you know.
00:58Check yourself.
00:58Wow, really?
00:59What even is this?
01:00Questions need to be answered.
01:02So he's a billionaire, yes?
01:04Oh my god.
01:05Is that Bon Jovi?
01:06That's your daughter, right, bro?
01:07Whatever, you just keep being you.
01:09I guess he's not kidding.
01:10Bon Jovi's really going there.
01:12Wait, that's not Bon Jovi.
01:15Silly.
01:15Anyway, guys, I believe the moral of the story is...
01:18YOU TOO?
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