Meet My Import Bride (Onision)

Onision

Onision wanted to find love from afar, so he decided to go online, and get himself a bride. Thanks to our society and the great American dream, in just a few clicks, you can have yourself a whole spouse. Onision did the smart thing and got himself someone dependable, reliable, and non-english speaking. #lol #meme #fail  Thank you for enjoying Onision content! Like, follow or share? Awesome! #love #onision #foryou   Official Website: https://onision.com  Amazon Wishlist: https://amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/21NHIISHUW7IR  Onision Videos   X: https://X.com/Onision  Instagram: https://Instagram.com/OnisionPrime  Facebook: https://facebook.com/Onisioncom-100220259458475  TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@awesomevideosx ⚔️ Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/OnisionPrime  Bitchute: https://bitchute.com/channel/oxfrDuhHmE2y  UhOhBro: https://youtube.com/@UhOhBro  DailyMotion: https://dailymotion.com/onision  Onision Music   Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2yuPRowcA4l4IpOEzOphDh  Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/artists/B007EEMKY4/onision  Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/onision/422119584  YouTube Music: https://music.youtube.com/channel/UCWlzSXczOYYKOHd4414E60A  TIDAL: https://tidal.com/browse/artist/5065267  Deezer: https://www.deezer.com/us/artist/3540421  Napster: https://web.napster.com/artist/art.54156217 ❤️ iHeart Radio: https://www.iheart.com/artist/onision-770447/  Pandora: https://www.pandora.com/artist/onision/AR9cvk6gk65kcmK  Physical CDs: https://amzn.to/4cngawj  Onision Books:   Apple Books: https://books.apple.com/ca/author/onision/id422119584  Amazon Books: https://amzn.to/45JCb65     Onision History  Onision: https://youtube.com/@Onision  OnisionSpeaks: https://youtube.com/@Speaks ➕ OnisionEncore: https://youtube.com/@Encore  OnisionArchive: https://youtube.com/@Archive  LoveOnision: https://youtube.com/@LoveOnision ️ Twitch: https://twitch.tv/onision  More?   AllMyLinks: https://allmylinks.com/onision

Transcript

00:00Hey guys, as you know, I have an import bride here, and I'm just updating you guys on how it's going.

00:06Uh, she doesn't speak a whole lot of English, do you?

00:08Very... good... to meet you.

00:12See? She knows a little English.

00:14You're not entirely useless.

00:17That's good.

00:17Um, she doesn't understand sweep, or mop, or sex.

00:21Like, she doesn't understand any of those. It's been really awkward.

00:23She's basically been treating me like the perverted uncle.

00:26The one who sleeps in the same room as me.

00:27But you know, we're getting along.

00:30Aren't we? We're getting along.

00:32Good to meet you.

00:35So far, she eats barely anything.

00:37You just really keep saying the same thing over and over again.

00:40Like, for instance, I can ask her this question.

00:42Um, where are you from?

00:44Good to meet you.

00:47We like laughing together, don't we?

00:50Very...

00:51No, no.

00:52Good to meet you.

00:53No, no.

00:54Stop waving at the camera.

00:55Anyway, um, for everybody who's saying that I'm a cheapskate.

00:59That I'm rigging the system.

01:00That I'm putting a dollar value on love.

01:03You're absolutely right.

01:05I don't... I don't even give a fuck.

01:06I really don't.

01:07Do you care?

01:08Good to meet you.

01:09Shut the fuck up.

01:09Anyway, so this has been my vlog, um, on the important bride.

01:13I refer to her as the, because she's basically...

01:16She's... she's a household addition.

01:18She's like a maid.

01:18Except maids are actually people.

01:21So...

01:21Anything you want to say before we go?

01:24Fuck you, Greg.

Category

Transcript

Comments

Recommended