00:00Then and now yearbook photos. This is my yearbook photo. As you can see, I turned out rather well. Marilyn Manson aged like fine wine.
00:05Fine, batshit crazy wine. Ben Stiller did the opposite. He actually looked amazing as a kid and now looks like Ben Stiller.
00:11Us, this guys, always looked like a serial killer. He was cast very well. And Kristen Stewart used to look like trailer trash.
00:15Can't you just imagine that face with a southern accent?
00:17Hey ma, I killed Kat so we can eat it. Hey, where's Mikey?
00:21I wanna get pregnant with my brother's baby so we can have it and then eat that too.
00:25You heard it here. Kristen Stewart, baby eater.
00:27I didn't know Jayla was a lesbian.
00:28Wow, the more you know. So, this chick has always looked gross.
00:31Cliff Daddy's always looked like he has no idea what's going on.
00:33Did someone say enchiladas? I think that's an enchilada over there.
00:37Yeah, she actually looked way better on the left. You know, less like a lifeless wax statue.
00:41Reminder that Kathy Griffin is hideous.
00:43Intact penis hating Taylor Swift's true form.
00:45So you went from a guy who looks like a drug dealer to a guy who looks like a pedophile.
00:47But that's none of my business.
00:49You know what, this man's a hero.
00:50To find success and overcome such a massive forehead, you brave, wonderful soul.
00:54Nice unibrow, dickbag.
00:55Wait, the chick from Spy Kids is her?
00:57Geez, Hollywood ate you up and spit you out, didn't it?
00:59You wouldn't spit anyone out, would you? You'd swallow.
01:03She was a nice girl once. Now she's just an insanely hot goth girl.
01:06Damn you, world. Why'd you turn boring, stupid kids into something awesome?
01:09You know Bianca from Boy Meets World?
01:10Now she's like, hey guys, I have boobs too. Appreciate these, please.
01:14Objectify me.
01:16No, but you're right. Only men do that.
01:18And there's this little guy. He turned into an albino drug dealer meth head.
01:21Look at that adorable victim of addiction.
01:22Go ahead, be mad.
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