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00:00 [Music]

00:19 Alright, pizza review time. Ciro Pizza Cafe, home of the thin crust pizza.

00:25 We're still in Staten Island. I feel like we've been in Staten Island for an hour and a half driving around.

00:29 I'm gassed. So this is the brother of Joe and Pat's.

00:34 Joe and Pat's, I've done both locations. I did the one in Staten Island. Great.

00:38 I think it was in the 8's. Joe and Pat's, the original. 8-6.

00:44 And then I did the Joe and Pat's in Manhattan and well that's a whole different story for a whole different day.

00:50 [Police officer] Plastic machine. Are you okay?

00:52 What?

00:53 [Police officer] Plastic machine.

00:55 I don't know where the plastic machine is.

00:57 Joe and Pat's.

00:59 Horrible. Worst experience I ever had.

01:02 Really? Bad.

01:03 So they just opened.

01:05 I fought a war for this.

01:07 You fought a war?

01:08 World War II. That's right.

01:10 Attaboy. Thank you for your service.

01:12 Okay. My pleasure.

01:13 What is going on Frank?

01:15 That's arguably the most famous pizza review I've ever done. It's that or how's he pulling that.

01:20 And don't forget to give it to a crack addict. Ha ha totally got him with me. Crack addict.

01:27 How's he pulling that?

01:33 How's he pulling that?

01:36 Is it hooked?

01:37 Or uh, I guess it's just those two right?

01:40 Dragon pizza.

01:41 Dragon pizza.

01:42 Let me be a little clearer. Move on. Don't stand in front of my business.

01:45 Let me be clear. Fuck you.

01:46 Let me be clear.

01:47 Fuck you.

01:48 Get the fuck out of front of my business.

01:49 Fuck you.

01:50 It's a public street you motherfucker.

01:52 But it's in the Hall of Fame. It's first ballot Hall of Fame.

01:55 You fought a war for us.

01:56 So here we go. Zeroes. One bite.

01:59 I will say I may give bonus points to the cashier who had the heaviest like Staten Island accent.

02:07 I couldn't even understand.

02:08 She looks like she's from Pete Davidson rom-com.

02:12 Like cute, Staten Island, so heavy on the eye.

02:16 I saw you talk. You couldn't understand her either.

02:18 She's from work.

02:19 One bite, everyone else is a little zeroes.

02:24 Good undercarriage.

02:26 Now, I did Joe and Pat's so long ago.

02:38 They in there said this is the same exact pizza as Joe and Pat's.

02:41 I have no idea if that's true or not.

02:43 But this is good crisp.

02:45 [Crunching]

03:02 Mike, security guard again who likes to fashion himself.

03:06 He loves coming on these trips to Staten Island.

03:08 He considers himself, he won't say it out loud, but the king of Staten Island.

03:14 I know that's how he views himself.

03:18 So there would not be an eight on this trip.

03:22 He was wrong. This is an eight-one.

03:25 This is definitely an eight.

03:28 The difference from all these other Staten Island places that I've been doing,

03:32 great sauce, everything is better crisp.

03:36 They kept the crisp better.

03:38 Now you said it's a remake, Austin? I don't know.

03:41 This is crispy. This is good. Eight-one.

03:43 Sierra's really good stuff. That's our view.

03:46 (whooshing)

03:48 [WHOOSH]

Barstool Pizza Review - Ciro Pizza Cafe (Staten Island, NY)

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