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02:18ever bid for a horse yeah by a mile i had a partner i had a partner okay it was 2.8 million is that right
02:262.8 is when i gave up and i was going against a saudi who i did not realize who is never going to stop
02:34uh it's crazy so i was baffert's guys yeah yeah i mean he he's they have he has unlimited pockets
02:42right i loved it i've never been at the sale but it's crazy man there's just millions on these horses
02:51going i mean that i think the sales topper was like 4.4.1 maybe but yeah 3 million for a horse by the
02:58way that still has a two to three percent chance of like being a star oh that's just getting a return
03:05yeah oh yeah or not return winning races that's just the nature of it but i i think i've said to
03:11you on this show i'm poor in these circles like you're like nicky smokes in the horse yeah i mean
03:19saudi money is just like endless it's like billions different world and i only buy grays
03:26so there are 400 horses i think at the sale maybe even less maybe 250 and there were like 10 grays so
03:32i have very limited horses i can choose from uh i thought we would get it it was a pretty funny scene
03:39because like i there's agents you have bloodstock agents is what they're called that help you pick
03:46the horses out i'm very good friends with a guy brad weisborg who gets all type of shit because the
03:53typical thought of a bloodstock agent is they don't really care about their clients if they sell a
04:01horse they get a commission you sell a car they get a commission so they just want to sell horses
04:06sure um well the name is their name might have something to do with like having like what are they
04:10bloodstock yeah like well but that's a horse name oh okay all right like their their gene like who
04:17who's good got good racing juts now i've known him forever he doesn't let me spend because he
04:22doesn't want me to bust the balls and he was when we were bidding at the end he was wrestling he was
04:28wrestling with me not to bid he was literally i'd bid and he'd be like it doesn't count he's yelling
04:35at the auctioner he's like don't count that don't count that i'm like count it count it and we just
04:41kept going was that your walkaway number i mean i guess it was no it's supposed to be 2.1 okay
04:46but it's like it's competitive thank god i didn't get it i don't want to pay three million for a
04:51horse i was splitting it 50 50 with josh isner a guy i'm friends with it was too much and isner's
04:58first time seeing horses he's it's just it's a different world different world so you knew this
05:05going in years ago as you mentioned you said yes so my thing is if you're looking for winners
05:11are you looking for winners are you looking for just gray horses because how many gray horses have
05:17actually ever been like all-time greats there's a bunch and it follows the it follows kind of the
05:24the math of how many in the gene pool i'm not looking to compete first the saudis the micropole's
05:32the the john stewart's i don't have that type of money i and but i like if i go to the track and drop
05:40100 grand i'd rather have a horse when it's all said and done like i i i bet a lot i actually said
05:45this statement at the track and and it may not be something to be proud about but i believe it i think
05:53if you carve out my net worth in everyone's i gamble more than anybody there like i i spend the most
06:03per my net worth sounds like that's not good that means terrific you're degenerate that's awesome
06:08so basically if you never gambled on horses you'd be a billionaire you're probably down
06:13seven to eight million you could have a couple thoroughbreds seven eight million in my life
06:19in horses is that right roughly i gotta be more down more yeah well you're not including sports
06:26well account investments just owning well you gotta remember i i i have a child i i bet for two
06:33elio 10 right yeah we were gonna give him 10 that's the first time that's ever happened but
06:39when we go to the track together i yes he's your dependent yes because it's it's we couldn't
06:44continue our relationship but yeah i love gambling i love betting on sports i love betting on horses
06:48i wish i could own them and bet them but these guys spend millions if not billions on horses i think
06:54i've asked this before so let's say let's say this horse turned out to be whatever secretariat like how
07:01how much actual bang for your buck is that that that horse is like 30x or is that like is it that
07:07crazy amount yeah yeah yeah yeah it's probably about that you can probably sell the horse if he's like
07:11wins the kentucky derby wins a bunch of grade ones you're looking at a 60 to 80 million dollar horse
07:17which never happens i mean i mean statistically yeah when you're buying yeah i mean it happens right
07:22it happens like once a year right but when you're buying this you have no clue right correct
07:27probably gonna probably gonna be a disaster like at the sale it's like the gavel hits another
07:33million dollars horse goes the gavel hits another one goes another one so 99 of them are not going
07:39to be a return but i love it i love the sport i love the horses like i treat them as like pets i go
07:46pet them i'm feeding them carrots i'm feeding them you know i love it i grew up on it my dad i told that
07:52story i i my dad actually i told the story the first race and i showed the race it's a horse called
07:57the hair and we were at saratoga sitting in the infield with the pores and this horse we put all
08:03our money he made an unbelievable move in my head i i watched it to see if it was as impressive as i
08:09remembered it it was more impressive i called my dad i'm like do you remember this he's like i have no
08:14recollection of this race but it means so much to me that you sent this to me i love you just started
08:21crying and hung up that's great see that's nice for you dave that's nice dave look that's a human
08:25moment now on the other side of things like as a guy who's taking some l's i had that tough episode
08:30there's other things and seeing that saudi guy just just pat you on the head and stuff you in a
08:36locker i watched the video 10 times it was like you're like you crushed my dreams he was he was
08:42basically he could have been like yeah take this guy to the town square and just behead him like you
08:46were just a nothing to him is that like was that uh middle eastern that feels like a specific line
08:51right i want no part of that i want no part of that joke i've already been one i i want no part of
08:58what's going on right now none i i distanced myself from the comments of the unnamed show well okay well
09:03i enjoyed him stuffing you in a locker no you and me david yeah okay i mean he's okay thanks guys
09:09he's not me and mick are gonna have saudis throwing rocks through our windows he's not he's
09:13not yeah no last time there was this is yeah i i i disavow that yeah like you were a little
09:20intimidated by him i wasn't fucking intimidated by him timid what do you mean intimidated by him
09:26stuffed you and there was no money that it was just you were poor it was like
09:30someone made me happy i mean you know yeah are you intimidated by me no so then what are we
09:37talking about well he's like you cut his head off dave yeah right that's a big difference true
09:44yeah no i wasn't intimidated i did think there was a chance when they came over that they're
09:51gonna be like we'll cut you in for 50 of the horse which happens a ton there's a lot of partnership
09:55but it's out yeah it sounds like this guy has so much cash he doesn't give a fuck and i won't either
10:01if i did that he's like i'm gonna get this horse i asked him i go when were you gonna stop bidding
10:05he's like never oh shit and the video of elio that's another one are his kids in the room
10:11watching their dad down on his that's depressing don't say that that is how he watches horse
10:17his daughter's pointing at him
10:29now to his defense he hasn't he hasn't won a race all summer we talk all day so he needed one
10:40another boy and by the way we'll be at the traverse barstool will uh we'll be live broadcasting that day
10:46on the infield or near the paddock at saratoga so that'll be a good day all the big stars
10:51bregman bregman was walking around the seaport all barstool saratoga stuff on oh yeah yeah bregman's
10:57big horse guy i don't horses with him i think he actually may have sat in my box someone was telling
11:01me when i wasn't there big horse guy all the right reasons um so we've could and he was in my fantasy
11:06league too so i know him fairly well good and i'll be there what uh this thing this thing starts
11:13tonight this freaking summer disaster summer house summer starts tonight right yeah i think it's gonna
11:19be good i mean coleman that guy i guess he's going i guess he got an invite we played the sound of my
11:25show today i mean could he beg any more to go on this fucking show i am the jersey shore made me laugh
11:30it makes me sick to my stomach he's such an oddly shaped person too like when i see the biggest legs
11:36and just lunch lunch arm lunch lady arms yeah it's not great it's not great i made him extra sloppy for
11:43you he's an absolute like chameleon of a person the all-time like voted for harris voted for trump
11:52acts like he's a pussy hound acts like he's gay like every everything's in fucking play everything so
11:57like yeah i think he's a weasel his way in he was it sounds like maybe so what what is what's going on
12:02there today i think it starts tonight okay yeah yeah they're just getting fucked up and then you're
12:09gonna have a mishmash of crazy people and there's crazy people so yeah who fucking knows dave who are
12:15you most interested in the cast dante dante wow no shit because he's the craziest yeah i feel like he's
12:24going in kind of like i'm a little old for this i'm just gonna he i mean but he asked to be in which
12:29was crazy that's it's tough to have that but he could have been shit faced like some of his tweets
12:33and maybe but i don't know that he i don't know that he has a high noon or two i think he has 30
12:41like 3 000 of them so i i think he's either how old is he out like 45 50 i don't know like our age
12:49jesus yeah he's already right my age i'm a tommy smokes fan and like i he's got that gas pot stirrer
12:55in him i think he could be pretty good he'll be good there staying out of it but causing a ruckus
13:01yeah it'll be interesting like like kirk is hoping for i just hope we don't have any more losses not
13:07hoping not hoping not hoping i'm just holding the football here yeah yeah he's like calling the
13:14local media like you may want to keep your eye on what we're going on yeah i've dropped i may have
13:19made a few phone calls but now i mean you throw coleman in there for me though i'm like i'm i'm
13:23gonna be in if coleman's just coleman trying to get in is gonna be so sad yeah there's nothing i i think
13:29there's gonna be i think nadu has been invited at some point i don't know i think there's it and then
13:34you're also going to have the element which all these reality like the people at their jersey shore
13:40are gonna hate our house like you don't want like the cameras and so who fucking knows what's
13:45gonna happen i think i asked this so what is it how does it for me the consumer what am i seeing
13:50like am i getting so you'll episode or am i getting clips you'll get you'll get both so there's going
13:55to be non-stop like feeds on the social handles of what's going on and then it'll be aggregated into
14:01a weekly show like almost like a school scenes of yeah of that kind of thing i got you okay i mean
14:06the first question i heard them right the first thing yeah i think first thing i heard gas like
14:11well nicky smokes asked like he's like i can do drugs not on camera it's like no if you do drugs
14:16like we'll blur the drugs but like you're on camera everything's on camera yeah it's not like you can
14:22just go to a room do coke and then be like no you can't follow me you don't think he's gonna go to
14:26the bathroom lock the door and just that's fine but that'll be videoed of him going to the bathroom
14:31and locking the door doing the video yeah right yes yes yes all right so then the first
14:38that stuff will start showing up tonight yeah i believe so yes right austin
14:42yeah they have like appointment things to do like we're going to bar we're having a cookout whatever
14:53it may be right coleman that guy is one weird dude he is maybe the greatest guy i've ever met he is the
14:59he is the type of person who ends up in like terrorist groups because he's i've said he's
15:04just searching for somebody to be like we love you now go blow something up he's also the kind of guy
15:10where it's like he's like i love bar so i do anything for bar so it's like yeah in college you wrote a
15:13story about how like bar still sucks yeah you want to take it down he's like i was just in college
15:18like you'll do something like that like i was just in college it's like you wrote it like you wrote it
15:21so i don't i don't know what he's gonna do there i don't i don't know um what else is going on
15:28what's up with you no i'm ready for you ready for your trip next week um just yeah and let me
15:32make it clear again crazy kirk's not coming to this tournament i wasn't invited to even be a part
15:38of it even on the broadcasting oh yes you were i don't recall that you absolutely you took it as a
15:45uh a violation you were like i'm not fucking gonna be a clown i think he broke a microphone
15:52yeah i may have well if i was paid if i was compensated for my broadcasting i could say
15:57who's who's who's broadcasting it so we're not really having like oh someone in like the nance
16:02booth so to speak okay dan and i gonna be walking around right the course with them and kind of like
16:08how we do it like because the most of the banter will be within and then we'll try to stir it up
16:13i do have the prizing i'm not going to announce it but i think it's very cool how we're doing it
16:18so i've had not going to announce until we get there i've had so many people ask can we even say
16:24the format nobody knows a thing or is it all waiting till we all captain's dinner we will announce
16:31i know it how somebody told me
16:35trying to think who in the world riggs no i don't talk to him that's what i'm thinking who would know
16:43what that you i'm being classy guys i'm being classy here jeff de lowe how would he get it i don't
16:48he's a gossip he's probably jeff de lowe just sits a room with like 30 phones like he's like
16:53lit up like talking he's like yeah just kind of like within barstool right just but every back
16:59screen is just kms logo of all 30 phones no there's one there's one i could text your format right now
17:06i'd be right maybe you will yeah but i mean i'm being classy about this if you know classic guy
17:12yeah again wasn't invited to play or participate in the broadcast but that's fine
17:15well you were are you like are you looking forward to is this something you're like oh
17:20this is going to be good or is it like a kms new york city basketball game where well i did want to go
17:26to that basketball game for the record but uh i'm interested okay i'm interested to see what's like i
17:32there's it's an ambitious project people i don't know a lot of the people in it like i know they are
17:39but i've never they're all boring yeah of the people that we kind of have an idea wanted kirk
17:45out or wouldn't play if kirk was in are you going to be maybe trying to like stir them up piss them
17:51off are you going to be are you more just like nice guy we know that he's not doing that what uh
17:56what days is it what days you're doing it it's we arrived tuesday how many days is it two or
18:02something till friday all right so we'll probably won't do this next week then maybe we can get a
18:07fill in for you out there i don't know i'd appreciate that actually yeah that'd be fine by
18:10me you have roger steel with you grant horvat david me guys i pray for half an hour well all
18:17right so that's all right yeah so all right yeah well i know the format i will say it's not bad
18:22format really yeah i think i think i think it's gonna be great i really do yeah i mean i don't
18:28think that but yeah but yeah we'll see yeah all right what else
18:31yeah that's what's going on tonight we got gilly is this gonna happen or no
18:38what gilly yeah gilly and manzel is what going to happen that's not like a rough and rally like
18:44talking oh i don't think that was real okay yeah yeah i i mean is any of this real i think it is real
18:51like i mean i'm friends with manzel he jumped in the thing but you gotta have gilly's back he's a
18:57worker the coke on the face was a funny response from very funny that was good i was just waiting
19:02and waiting and then that was like it was better than i expected but you're you're friends with
19:08manzel he originally that was an all-time big time at the draft oh yeah where you were cleaning up the
19:13trash still wait told me to come to the draft and then he's like i'll meet you here in like an hour
19:17and then an hour went by in two hours and three hours and four hours and five hours so i just made a
19:23video yeah video for on the trail i just walk around aimlessly looking for him like does he have
19:29tons of money he comes from money right manzel does so that i think he dispelled that rumor i think he
19:38said he made in that 30 for 30 i thought he said he made that up because he was making money in
19:46college to explain how he had the money i thought if i recall i don't know how he does now i mean
19:53still in my lifetime probably the biggest college athlete yeah in my era bigger than tebow yeah
20:01yeah like more electric yeah yeah yeah like that alabama game like i remember that i'll probably always
20:08i mean he was like there's a difference like the pros wanted to hang out with manzel when he was in
20:14college like he was the guy he was tebow was kind of right right different type of character like
20:20tebow was you know yeah that makes sense but why what what is the what was his beef it was something
20:26about yeah what's he just i get he was going back and forth with it with cam newton and he called cam
20:33newton a bum and then manzel's just like you're a bum from what i can gather so we don't know why gilly
20:40doesn't like cam newton it all started over i believe something to the effect of who would you
20:50want as a quarterback jalen hurts or cam newton gilly was just doing philadelphia i love the eagles
20:56like i love i love jalen hurts they got the super bowl and and that's how it started i think maybe cam
21:04probably took a shot at jalen hurts would be my guess and then he came over the top with a sledge
21:09hammer and off we went okay i can't yeah i can't i tried to talk to gilly at surviving i just couldn't
21:16really have a conversation i like he was when he was he was in the office he was like a disaster
21:24yeah he he hotboxed the entire office he did i just i believe he kicked he basically forced me out
21:30of that room he was also the one who was like why aren't you getting out dave he was yeah he had
21:36moments of clarity where he's like this doesn't make any sense what are you guys doing but then
21:41he would say things like yeah but it'd be like i know the secret i know the secret and i'm like
21:45what he's like you'll find out he'd walk away i'm like yeah he was out he was out of his mind
21:50disaster then he went live went live oh that's right yep yep i yelled him for that um
21:58oh what was i gonna oh this uh so yeah what was this hank espn thing 10 years after you predicted
22:05it what what is this is the context of who they hired or something or yeah so they hired like a
22:10influencer yeah pretty influencer yeah and hank just was like i can't believe bar espn is trying
22:17to be like barstool and like who would have guessed that 10 years ago and there's that clip
22:21for the rundown and i was i knew at this point people were paying attention to what we were doing
22:26and kevin and dan were like you're a fucking idiot like no one gives a fuck about barstool
22:31you you're just crazy to think that like people at other media companies are like hmm what are they
22:37doing over there so how is how is hiring that girl though like trying to become i don't is she barstool
22:44is she yeah i would it's somebody we would probably hire it's not like hardcore sports it's like sex
22:50sports entertainment gossip that type of thing which is what we really are we showed up on my show
22:55last week we the live show we did i like movie i like i liked her during the uh surviving she's a
23:00nice kid she's super successful but like is the only thing she does that chicken caesar salad thing
23:05where she just says chicken caesar salad like what is her what is her popularity i'm sure it's huge i
23:11just don't know what she does i mean she did this about all these young like i know i know i'm not
23:16saying no i i'm i'm agreeing with you i don't get it she had a bunch of different stuff that she was
23:21doing obviously the chicken stew salad was big she had like the stump in her apartment that they
23:27like stand on people stole it's just kind of they're vloggers in a way like documenting your
23:32life and the different things i actually her and smelly very funny i smelly who works for us we're
23:39lucky she didn't there's a video of her where we're quite lucky or i don't know whether we get sued or
23:44what workman's comp she could have knocked herself out do you have that video austin she trying to do
23:50some tiktok dance goes parallel and fucking smashes the back of her head on a chair it's crazy i don't
23:58get like i i get well she's very popular like but i don't i don't get what's funny about chicken
24:03caesar salad that's because i'm old i know that but like what's funny about that just caught on i
24:08don't know i guess i don't like i'm just old like i don't i don't get it so yeah we're trying to
24:12figure that out but it's all like she's very likable she's down to earth yeah and so it's like if you
24:18start documenting your life and you build up like a following like to me she's far more relatable
24:23than like 98 percent of the influencers i see that you know have big followings yeah so yeah and then
24:29once you start coming into a world where you're doing things that average people can't do you have
24:34access it's just people following the life i saw a story of a guy who kind of became tiktok famous
24:42documenting his miserable daily routine of working a normal nine to five and it blew up
24:48and then everybody can relate to it right and then yeah quit and then that people don't like
24:53and then everyone hated him and he was begging for money did not have to wrinkle back he's a rich guy
24:57he marries like a hot girl like nobody cares then i've told the story of moves i was in montauk at like
25:03uh uh they had some like thing on the square like a farmer's market and a girl came up
25:09two girls they're like we love moves at that point i had no idea who moves was i'm like whose
25:14moves like she works for you she's an intern i'm like really i'm like are you guys related to her
25:18and and they're like no we don't know her at all and i'm like you guys love moves and then that night
25:23i went and did a deep dive on moves and i she was huge i'm like oh my god this girl's blood and i think
25:29we got her going like within a week but it was obvious something was there uh i don't know how i thought
25:36how is bffs doing oh go ahead watch this this is crazy oh acl watch the slow mo
25:44she whacks her head on the edge of the thing yeah yeah i mean you kind of you oversold that one i
25:52oversold that she's a dummy anyway i would more look at the knee than the head i mean you see the
25:57head than the head yeah that's not crazy what are you talking about that's a marty mush's injury
26:04was way worse last week in the basketball game yeah but that he got cheap shot this is a ponytail
26:08hitting the table what are you talking about near her head her head hits the table uh it doesn't
26:15look that bad to me her head it looks like a ponytail to me let me see it again slowly slow it
26:20down the ponytail is attached to the head guys yeah i understand but there's not much pain if the
26:26ponytail gets hit it's not the same it's her head you know you're talking about like her temple hit
26:31the side of a fucking bad at all what the fuck are they doing anyway what the fuck a tiktok dance
26:39okay yeah i don't know i don't understand dave how's bffs doing now that you're gone i think it's
26:44doing okay nice yeah i don't watch as much i mean brianna's in like a uh fight the zach bryan
26:52guy's crazy like he's a you see he did that video that was odd that was a very strange and obviously
26:58we speak but it was it was strange to see him it was strange to see him do that i don't really know
27:03what i was that was yeah what was weird was nothing kind of as as we thought like nothing slowed down
27:10in his life like he's selling out 80 000 seat stadiums so to go back and even let people know
27:17you're still thinking about it was if i was brianna i'd love that i'd love it yeah be like yeah i have
27:23real estate in your head you fucking did something happen recently that led to him doing like in last
27:28week have you seen have you seen his girlfriend no be careful here dave let's see her show show
27:36show zach bryan's new girlfriend please i don't know what to expect right now i think you're gonna you
27:45jaws may hit the ground i think i have an idea but i don't know maybe jaws may hit the ground show
27:49show find a good last video was underwhelming so i thought it was oh i thought it was i thought it
27:56was overwhelming sorry not not everything ponytail almost not everything can be shots at the saudis
28:03here today i mean that was that was inappropriate do we have you guys are such big lib fans what
28:12that is not brianna i like the one on the right better that's that's actually bizarro world though
28:22that is insane a guy's a type i mean how is that even possible wow the other one's not calling you
28:30to get me fired i i i honestly don't even know what i'm looking at here i thought it was the same
28:37person the one on the left is brianna right that i'm looking at no i don't let me see again
28:42yeah left brianna awesome but whoever put that up again it's justin on my left is in the white
28:49dress is chicken yeah well the tattoos yes all right yeah you could if yeah you wouldn't that
28:55that's that's that's close that's close that's close how do you do this guy this guy's an absolute
29:01psychopath type what are you always like you know he's he went and built a brianna 2.0 in the lab
29:07i mean this is insane that's brianna right no no no tattoos
29:12wow oh she looks way nicer though yeah i like her i wonder if he's written brianna at all like i
29:21would she ever talk she just can't really talk about it oh no she didn't
29:24how this guy is wild that's a fucking lunatic i mean well love is love the heart wants what it
29:33wants what do you want we want this i i would love it it's like this he's from marshfield this
29:39fucking idiot is lighting saturday for the boys thanks for the purchase i didn't even know still
29:45sold him dating like a replica what like what is wrong with you that was a psycho that was like a
29:51sex doll version it may be i mean it's so close that's that's that's psychologically how do you even
29:58find that person and by the way what is that girl thinking like um so i'm just i i'm living the life
30:05right now with a rock star yeah like a psycho abusive piece of shit rock star who everybody knows
30:12allegedly i don't know no not allegedly i'm not saying allegedly on that well
30:16well zach's a friend and so is that new girl she's very nice and very unique but it's very
30:22she's very that's what that is that i'll give you that the smelly underwhelming that was that was a
30:27winner that was a winner i didn't expect that's crazy that's that's he's got a type i mean this is
30:35just it's just insane i'll say i don't know brie is on the left there right
30:42yeah but he's gotta love she's gotta love this love it i don't want to take her aside but that's
30:49a tough one that so yeah i don't know how you that's so crazy that's that's like he's like he
30:57constructed her yeah it's not right if you're her and like whatever i know whitney's saying she gets
31:04a flying private jets but like she must be thinking this is really weird yeah it has nothing to do with
31:09me like right he he's doing this for some weird either fetish revenge psycho like i don't know i
31:18think there's a lot more girls who would be like yeah i'd date zach bryan then even if i look like his
31:24ex then no thanks but zach bryan is no no peach he's a fucking rock star dude it doesn't matter
31:32let me tell you about his concert i fell asleep honestly that's not is that you were up there
31:37singing like a clown fuck off right now fuck off dave listen listen that's a fucking joke
31:45brianna asked me for a favor i said i'll do it i didn't want to do it i i didn't even know the song
31:53you were shaking around like that like oh my god you look like you were turned i turned i go this
32:00concert so slow you've got some adderall to make it to the end of it you're a contest winner you
32:05were so happy up there guy you know what really make a wish dave yeah thanks zach you know what
32:11really fucking hurts is he was such an insecure pussy with his hair and all the hats but my hair
32:18surgery has taken away the me the higher ground to make fun he looks like an idiot with his hair
32:22transplant surgery what do you mean take it you take away the higher ground for what because i
32:27well you called kirk bald you call me bald yeah well you can take it but that was in the rage of the
32:34israel-palestine argument we couldn't make jew jokes where i was really stealing the show that episode
32:40now saudi jokes we can't make anything anymore i don't know that is wild i'll give you that i'm not
32:45taking her and she's on some fox show or something so yeah yeah what is that show i'm rooting against
32:50her that is that man's on it yeah special ops that's the one that cam new was on last year
32:56correct yeah who else is on this show teresa oh the guy smollett was that's what made me
33:02the gax was talking about it i think one of them's like smollett he's on there you were talking about
33:06today yeah here's the group manzel i remember that gymnast sean john is it john john johnson yeah so i
33:13know teresa she's from like real housewives went to jail i don't know who g is i don't know who
33:18eva is i don't know britney is i don't know who cody you don't know who britney is i know britney
33:23britney's uh vanderpump rules you watch that my wife does oh so you watch it yeah watch it uh
33:31jesse i know yeah i know i'm is that randall who cunningham randall cunningham
33:37yeah i was like what uh jesse oh they're married jesse and eric
33:43jesse and eric that's the old oh decker decker yeah jesse decker eric decker okay that's the
33:50gymnast sean johnson i remember mark's the guy with that was with the uh the smoke show
33:55you're unbelievable with you this is like this is like your millionaire moment you know all these
34:00people mark he's uh he's a montana boy yes the ex of jake cutler we will say this is not this is
34:08a-list group here who's andrew nfl player uh he looks like a kicker chanel supermodel don't know
34:17her brianna obviously manzel manzel i mean manzel may be the overall biggest name on this right i'm
34:23i'm into smollett in this thing though yes oh nick nick nick the basketball player that's uh swaggy p
34:28right who are these fucking people you know swaggy p i don't know swaggy p i know swaggy p because
34:35isn't that the legendary meme yes of him throwing up he was on the way oh that's him oh yeah i think
34:42he's on i think he's on the podcast with uh agent zero there i think what's his face i don't know
34:49who's agent gilbert rens oh that thing yeah yeah christy i don't know and ravi i don't know ravi's
34:54an actor who the fuck's what the fucking cast this is jesus christ kirk you know what this show
34:59reminds me of that just still boggles my mind is that when tiger was in his prime oh he tried being
35:05a navy seal a navy seal you know and got injured and like he was running yesterday hurt his knee
35:11before the open right i think i think he had several injuries possibly it was yeah it was wild
35:18dave you must get that you must get asked to go on stuff like well i was just gonna bring i i made it
35:23to the finals and i didn't get the gig and in hindsight i'm probably happy but i was and this
35:31is one of the things i probably mentioned on the show i can't say what it is until and i don't even
35:35know if i can now but i will i was in the finals to host a reboot of fear factor is this thing you
35:43couldn't mention you said you had signed something you couldn't mention a few months ago yeah i think so
35:47it was either that or or they pick over you uh i don't know that i can i don't know i have the
35:54i mean oh they're not gonna kill me but i do work with fox it's a fox show so yeah i'm not gonna say
36:00who they picked over me but i would have had to go to vancouver for like six straight weeks film it
36:06almost non-stop i'd have the weekends off i don't it i thought it i thought i was gonna get it a
36:13and i'm surprised it could be cool you had to audition for it i didn't audition it was offered
36:19like would you be interested in it okay i'm like yeah i would and then i went to one meeting after
36:25i was in napa to meet with all the fox execs and they talked to me for an hour that's all i did
36:30wow just like just like picking your brain yeah was this before like before the fox stuff yeah they
36:39were two separate it's almost like oh these are both gonna happen but i didn't i i didn't get the
36:44uh fear factor thing so it must have a pretty big name who got it yeah i think you give us like five
36:51of the five finalists the old host is not coming back correct okay right because that was obviously
36:57rogan right that was on nbc i think right yeah correct they bought yes yeah i haven't surprised i
37:03haven't seen the advertised yet because i thought it was coming up but it would my life would have been
37:07fucking oh it is yes i mean oh johnny okay yeah so knoxville which makes sense in like a
37:18yeah like a wacky kind of thing i guess yeah i thought it was nuts just because my audience skews much
37:26wider than his like i he doesn't have like tiktok people all know like you want a younger audience or
37:33want like knoxville's pretty old like been around for a while he's very good at that stuff i also
37:38thought it was a weird dynamic i told them it's like i'm afraid of spiders like i'm afraid of like
37:44you're gonna get the real react like i'm not gonna be knoxville like excited about it's like i'm gonna
37:48be like how the fuck you're doing this because i hate he's seven that was part of rogan on that show
37:54he was like disgusted by stuff i remember that was a good pretty good money offer then if knoxville's
37:58doing and they were talking to you no in the scheme of my life the money was it was i wouldn't
38:05even noticed it you just wanted to do it i i if the show becomes a big hit right and like then then i
38:12think you can make money but i i don't know i thought maybe being on tv different audience keep
38:18the brand going and it's just like you you grit your teeth and do it for six weeks and then you're done
38:23like you get everything uh and they do shoot in vancouver so it was announced i haven't seen anything
38:28about that i thought a good fit for you always would be like a one-off they they'll have like
38:32i watch shark tank they had these guest sharks come on i don't have enough money i don't think
38:36oh yeah for one off i think you would like you buy it i think that would that that audience is old
38:40that was skewer younger that makes sense to me something like that but yeah interesting so you
38:45did not they didn't offer it to you though they did not offer it to me okay well there you go i'm
38:50excited for a big noon kickoff dave with you on there i'm interested we're there i'm interested to see
38:55like you're not necessarily going to be the center of attention the whole time like will you make
39:01yourself the center of attention you know what i mean like at your football show if we're being
39:05honest i don't even know how they're using me yet oh you haven't had those meetings you gotta be on
39:09the panel going at i don't know i don't know that i'm on the panel you think you might just be like a
39:15like a contributor i i don't i'm gonna be there every week who's gonna win i'm gonna be there every
39:21week i will say it appears to me by the media coverage people think i am the center of attention
39:27but i don't think that's how it's going i i don't know how we're being used yet of course i i made a
39:34video because they had this conference i couldn't get to and in the video i mean i'm like hey urban
39:39i'm gonna hand you your lunch every week buddy so like bring your hard hat because i'm coming so but
39:44i don't i don't know there's no that seems strange though you think you don't start two weeks
39:50october 30th texas at ohio state now all of us will be there like the entire crew so all of us will
39:59probably be part of that show um but yeah oh they don't have that all football season
40:05what did i say what the fuck yeah that's a little august august august 30th that's pretty
40:13fucking close coming very close so yeah so you don't so that was never mentioned barstool
40:18production to not have a clue what's going on no shit they have a clue they already have a big panel
40:24so i don't know i said i i had an idea i'm like why don't we just have me like listening in a corner
40:31and i and i just fact i keep notes and everybody kind of thing yeah yeah and everybody i hate what
40:37they said i get a section just to attack them after that's not bad that's bad i think it's better
40:42than just being another head on there yeah i think yeah okay all right so we'll see i am excited i'm
40:48curious to see how it goes yeah and they knew with the fs1 stuff it seems like that's fine too like
40:53the like the daily barstool when does that start that starts that week okay heading into it yeah
41:00that's like your first monday show like a week and a half away who will be making the uh like the
41:06the sheet for what you're talking about like who i love my crew i have what i uh what i think is an
41:12all-star crew meek of course i mean i think i'm not gonna have meek as part i've said he'd be my
41:22number one pick of course i have meek of course meek is part of what i'm doing that was like day one
41:28stuff all right well i guess i'll say this here's an announcement and i was waiting we're doing we
41:36hired jason williams white chocolate white chocolate wow four let's do what's what's he doing
41:44full-time employee really yeah how did you meet him or he's a barstool guy he reached out to me he's
41:53like hey i love barstool there's all these basketball podcasts whatnot who want me part of it's like
41:57i i think i fit in here then we went i went bass fishing with him uh and randy moss they went to
42:07school together yeah yep and spent time with him and thought it was very funny it would fit in
42:12and he follows everything he knows all sports he watches everything so i think he'll be a good fit
42:17so he'll be part of that fs1 show so new basketball pod or not necessarily no not necessarily okay
42:25all time chicago no he lived but he'll travel a lot he's down in uh west virginia or something or
42:33is that where he's no he's in orlando he's okay all-time great like youtube highlight oh one of
42:39the best like maybe the best like legitimately like crazy that's what if he what if he joins
42:45for big free agent for the basketball market i will say like i said this last week icy reaction
42:52and i got people telling me chicago wants no part of this i wouldn't i i said i would want no part
42:58i'll coach i'll have to play a lot of people want to go play versus uh you know a maniac who you're
43:04getting elbowed in the head i'll coach bill their beer and chris simon put together again i think
43:09your teammates wit oh you know i'll coach i'll coach i'll coach yeah i have a question yeah totally
43:16different this show which i had never watched and i know it's old shorzy
43:22rare admiral is in it are raising it do we think that show's good and gurus i hated it
43:30i i got i gotta i've never watched it i feel kind of bad saying that i've it's just like i don't
43:37really watch that many shows let alone like i kind of watch dramas when i was it what was he doing
43:43he's like acting i believe he was the zamboni driver correct it's a he's right in the beginning
43:48it's about like a men's league dirty hockey player in like canada shorzy it was highly recommended i
43:54couldn't get through the first episode well it's it's a lot of people that are fans what's the um
43:58jared key so i believe he was on what's that like famous canadian show
44:03fuck oh the sports thing the anchor no i don't even know i don't know i don't know i can't think
44:13of it austin do you know what i'm talking about uh something boys oh um shit i know what you're
44:19talking about trailer park boys it's like sort of i maybe wait i thought it was like something of that
44:25nature i don't know it's like hockey chirping i'm surprised it's like a men's league team and
44:30i think biz was is biz gonna be you're mentioning it am i yeah chicken is mentioning it good because
44:38because what's his name's like um i'm texting with biz and wit r.a says it yeah um letter kenny i
44:48believe is what jared queso was in before something like that um apparently he's a great guy yeah he's
44:54brought r.a and then part of one of the stars of the show is on biz's ball hockey team
45:00the uh big deal selects actually so we have chiclets cup rider cup weekend 27th 28th of
45:06september in boston at harpoon harpoon brewery it's going to be electric because now keith yandel has a
45:12team i'm now a part of that team i mentioned on my show i could be the clemmer where i never won or
45:18could help big deal selects now i move over and then if we lose i'm the clemmer of the i saw you
45:22singing everyone on i saw that clip everyone's like clemmer's a great guy i was looking around like
45:28are we talking about killing they're killing me they're loving clemmer very strange like i was
45:32like are we talking about the same dude here like clemmer's a great guy if anyone like i was stuck in
45:37that house with clemmer and i still like the guy like if anyone you honestly threaten my life like
45:42i gotta go sit there with clemmer yeah knowing i was gonna hear about his gameplay in the show for
45:49fucking three and a half days and then after a while but clemmer apologized like i'm sorry i was lost
45:55in the sauce and like no no more delusional person he thought it was one move i was gonna win in the
45:59game i was gonna win the game i remember that in between when everyone's getting ready like they're
46:03all scheming and i saw clemmer in the uh kitchen area i'm like how you feeling he said good really
46:08good 45 minutes later he was going home he honestly thought it was me too it was a pizza four or whatever
46:17he kept saying yeah nobody was more out to lunch in that game that's like a savant in that game like he
46:22had no clue what was going on at any point and it was pretty obvious but yeah i've had one feeling
46:30when i was leaving for the airport after that final show where we all you know we did the vote
46:35the only other feeling i've had similar was when i was flying home from russia after playing there i was
46:41like like what just happened what was that week what's gonna happen moving forward but now i kind of
46:48like at that time i was never playing again and now i think i would well yeah anyway anything else
46:56sir no i mean the espn thing's big news they're acquiring everybody yeah it's no surprise though
47:02right i saw people were this is their death of journal but like we're already there they have
47:06their fingers and everything like i don't you know they have wwe now wwe they're gonna get the red
47:12zone everything is crazy but but i did see that there could be a college football red zone which
47:18kind of crazy that hasn't happened right yeah i you never know with that because i think that could
47:25be harder maybe i'm wrong like the nfl is one entity the conferences make it tough right correct like
47:30all the colleges are making different money do you want people not tuning in like the big 10 is fox so
47:36like you want like your highlights people can sit there and watch espn i don't know that i assume
47:41that would be a sticking point whereas the nfl they're all together yeah yeah i mean that it would
47:48be great i mean there's so many freaking games that's the other oh yeah that would be endless you
47:52could do it forever i'm surprised could each conference do it probably probably uh you i don't
47:58know enough action or no yeah i mean maybe it wouldn't be as electric as right that's true that's true
48:03but i mean who wouldn't watch that channel that's the problem
48:06yeah you take away you take away from the individual games also the right your point
48:11the nfl has the nfl network like who who owns that right like the nfl cuts a deal
48:17with now espn or whatever like they all share equally right maybe they do the red zone like big
48:2310 you get this sec you get that i don't know but it seems like a much more complicated deal to
48:28accomplish yeah you're saying that you didn't have fun at that zach bryant concert it's one of the
48:33biggest i i honestly couldn't wait to get out of there he texted me after he said it was the best
48:38show he's ever been to he i couldn't i couldn't wait the songs are so fucking slow good and the
48:44way he he has like the the the imagery of the boards like it was just of him nothing interesting
48:51like this guy man i hated that you were like courtney cox in that or courtney is it courtney
48:57cox bruce frankstein video in the dark yeah that was him you're shuffling around you're so happy
49:02yeah what is this what the fuck is this
49:04he's singing is that him singing what a fucking phony
49:10oh yeah look at look oh i hate this listen i i wow look at him no this is a bummer i hate being
49:19here i hated it look at that it's nine thousand people i hated it listen sometimes you gotta do
49:24what you do to promote the brand brianna asked me her favor i'm like all right i'm promoting their
49:29barstool all right i'll see you gotta end it on that yeah hey have fun next week boys have fun
49:35next week all right uh yeah wish i was shit wish i was there wish i was there yeah well i mean he
49:41did attack people our own employees imagine taking a golf club and whacking bryce horvath in the
49:46back of the ankle with it grant harvey that would have happened bryce horvath my headphones are off
49:51who the fuck's bryce
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