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00:00I almost cried when we told her that she's gonna meet up soon we didn't know
00:11it'd be like a month later. Get that cooler over here she needs a barf bucket.
00:16I bought the escalate to Naperville you know how you have power seating and higher lower they
00:32gotta modify it to extend it for me I can't see out. Tell them tell them who made you who
00:39made you get this new car Jackie but listen I was driving just now did you not test drive
00:43the car before you bought it? He saw it online and had like a breakdown last week. Well he's been
00:48bullying me for a year now every day. Yeah but like make a list and do test drives instead of
00:53fucking burning a hundred grand on the car. I was driving to Naperville I was off the seat like this
00:58I couldn't. I'm not gonna use a booster seat. I was gonna say you could. Dude no I'm not gonna
01:03booster would be sick. I can't do that. Booster seat would go hard. Yeah. You want us to get a ladder?
01:08Look how high it is. Oh it's like three times as tall as it is. How's the new ride? Big too big for me.
01:18What Jack what? Got a problem? What so what do they do to the seat? Do they have no doing anything with it?
01:25No shit yeah. So what I didn't know was the steering wheel comes out
01:32huh? That helped but still I needed to get it up. Did you drive it? Yeah.
01:41Whoa. First ask Johnny permission if we can cook. I was with him last night dude he's good. What does
01:47that mean you were with him last night? It's his kitchen. It'd be fine we'll cook we'll clean
01:53everything it's good. We're cooking eggs dude we're not cooking fucking beef wellington.
01:57How far is this bro? It's .9 miles away. I want to whip around with an escalade. Yeah.
02:04Do you want to drive? Yes. Let me see. Hold on. Take a T. Let me see your license. I drive a truck.
02:09Let me see your license. I drive a truck. I gotta see your license.
02:15This is Pennsylvania. Yeah. I'm from Pennsylvania.
02:19The second you fucking fuck up and don't use a blinker you're done.
02:25Oh look at this son of a bitch. I don't know if you're gonna be able to get in.
02:32What are you doing? Moving the seat. Oh that was all the way up right?
02:41Oh I just touched your retainers. Whoa what are you doing? It's in park dude.
02:46That's how Jerry sits in his car man. This is ridiculous. I'm short brother.
02:50And I touched your retainers when I got in. Just leave them. Who gives a fuck?
02:54Oh it tells you on here. Yeah. Is that right? Yeah. Holy fuck.
02:59I could read directions dude. I'm just saying. Next lightning alert.
03:02I'm sure we're gonna bang some tunes. Play whatever you want.
03:08You think I care about that thing? I didn't think you're really gonna take two spots out.
03:12It's a little disrespectful. This place smells terrible. I said I said since I drove he pays.
03:18It's just yeah. And what am I gonna spend 50 bucks on eggs?
03:21You're getting eggs, cheese, and some sort of breakfast protein.
03:27Are we moving?
03:28And I don't even know. Yeah there we are.
03:31Look at it. It's so good.
03:32What's OnStar? It's like your service.
03:41Like okay. Do you know what you're doing? Make a right bro. You have a green light.
03:46There is pedestrians. Oh I didn't see. Watch the sky. Watch the sky.
03:49Jesus Christ. People don't give a fuck around here man.
03:52We gotta make sure we clean good. You want some eggs? I'm taking eggs. Yeah. Scramble?
04:01But I don't, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't like, I like them a little run, like, you know what I mean?
04:07A little runny. Yeah.
04:08Hey Don. Yo.
04:10You care if I make some eggs if I clean up? No, you're good.
04:13Thank you brother. No problem.
04:15Can you grab a pan? No. Obviously not. I'm just asking dude.
04:21Put the eggs in there.
04:29It's a pan a lot. Why are you turning it on already?
04:31Let me just grab all the eggs and then you, then you heat up the pan.
04:36All right. What? You know, why, why? What does it matter?
04:40Because you don't want the pan to be too hot when you put the eggs in.
04:42I know what I, listen buddy, I know how to cook.
04:45But we're in a good spot. Okay. We're in a good spot.
04:49Okay. Donny, it's on fire. It's on fire? Yes. Yes. Pick it up. Pick it up.
04:54Pick it up. Donny, Donny, Donny. Stay right there. Stay right there.
04:59You're good. Hold on. You're good. You're in a good spot.
05:01Is it on fire? No, it's done now. The fire went out.
05:04Hold on, Donny, Donny. It's a flame again. It's a fire. It's a flame again.
05:08Grab the handle. Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick up the pot.
05:14How do you work this?
05:21Don't be getting no shells in there.
05:24That's a bad big shell.
05:25Hey, Don, what do I do?
05:29Okay, so take a pan, put it on the center of that X. Yeah, put it on the center. Yeah,
05:35and I click like five. No, no, click the number five below it.
05:40Okay. Yeah, I can play with it. Okay. Thank you, Donny. How many eggs you making?
05:45Fucking big, all of them. All of them? In this pan? I mean, I usually eat five, six eggs every morning.
05:52That's a lot of protein, Jerry. Come on. You know me and my protein.
05:55I love eggs.
05:56A lot of shell in there, Jerry. There's no shell in here, dick shit.
06:00You gotta make the steak. I probably should have made that first. I have to let it rest, but oh.
06:14What do you mean, let it rest? You let steaks rest after they're done cooking, yes.
06:20That's what I fucking meant. And then you make the eggs while the steak's resting,
06:24because eggs take five, six minutes. I need more seasoning, dude. Don't be afraid of seasoning.
06:31Bro, they're so thin, bro. I don't want to eat a salt steak. I like you fucking eating
06:38straight sodium off the steak. If I was in a kitchen with you, Jerry, I'd fucking kill you.
06:43Hell yeah, Jerry. Wow, it's real sizzling, huh? Yeah. Yeah, it is.
06:50That smells good, though. Can I flip it? Yeah. Great. Let's see what it looks like.
07:00That's my battery. Uh, leave it a little longer. Let's see it. You're not going to get an extra,
07:06this is a six dollar steak. You're not going to get the best crust, you know what I mean?
07:09Okay, go ahead. I'm, dude, I'm trusting, oh yeah. I'm trusting you. It's good, right? I'm trusting you.
07:15Yeah, go ahead.
07:21You got a fan in here?
07:26I think it's done. I think we're done. All right, all right, take it off.
07:30Oh, come on. Dude, this breakfast is going to hit, man.
07:43Start our cheese. Start our cheese in there, huh? No, no, no. Later.
07:46What? No. Yes. No.
07:48When they start, when they start forming, that's when you put the cheese in.
07:52I promise. Come on, man.
07:53All right, that's enough cheese, right? Is that enough?
08:02Enough cheese? Way more, way more. Way more?
08:05I love cheese.
08:07Yasu would be pretty impressed with our performance.
08:10Yeah. Yeah, it's all good.
08:12Look at that, low and slow. Those look great. Steak on the other hand.
08:17No good, right? No.
08:18Well, they're cheap steaks, Donnie.
08:20Yeah. Why are you eating garbage steaks?
08:22That's the point. Just for something to click, you know?
08:24Try to get some by the bone.
08:31You go, JJ. Did you salt it?
08:34Yep, after it's done, too.
08:38I have no complaints, really. Really, that's good.
08:41The steak, I mean, you know, the cut's the cut, but it's still medium rare here.
08:46I got no complaints. I really don't. I really don't.
08:49You know, you know. Tell me when to stop, am I right?
08:53Hey, you know that there's an on, right?
08:54I'll go with that.
08:55What?
08:58There we go. Damn.
09:00I said, why the fuck's it taking so long?
09:02Fucking dead.
09:04It's a good, it's a really good egg.
09:06Good egg, right?
09:07Really good egg.
09:08Making blackened sausage.
09:10The good stuff's on the outside.
09:20You're eating that, like, scooby-dass.
09:22You think that's weird?
09:23Why are you doing that?
09:25The long way.
09:26You're eating that, like, scooby-dass.
09:28You think that's weird?
09:29Why are you doing that?
09:30The long way.
09:40I don't eat any sandwich but Jimmy John's like this.
09:42All the stuff on the outside.
09:44What are you doing?
09:46It's like corn on the cob.
09:48What are you doing?
09:49I'm eating my sandwich.
09:50For what?
09:52Jimmy John's sandwiches closed on this side,
09:55and they push all the good stuff to the outside,
09:57so I go to the outside first.
10:01But why?
10:02Because that's where the media is.
10:07Yeah, Brandon is...
10:08I'm not like those other guys.
10:09I eat my sandwich in a zany way.
10:11It's pretty accurate.
10:18What's up, bud?
10:19How are you?
10:19Good, how are you?
10:20Luke, it's awesome.
10:21Nice to meet you.
10:21Likewise.
10:23What's up, dude?
10:24This is great.
10:25I'm a big fan.
10:25How's it going?
10:26I always come in,
10:27and I'm always doing like the same song and dance
10:30when I'm coming in here.
10:31And Big T...
10:32There's never anybody in this school.
10:33It's always...
10:42Let's go.
10:43All right.
10:46What's up?
10:47Just hanging, dude.
10:48Just chilling.
10:50Oh, yeah.
10:50Not well, but...
10:51But yes.
10:52I mean, they're both...
10:54Okay.
10:54That's a left 10 o'clock.
11:01All right.
11:01You see how this pops a ball up, dude?
11:04Do you know?
11:05You don't have a...
11:06It just like pops up.
11:07They're in this thing and it runs in the bottom.
11:09It's still going.
11:09Yeah.
11:10Making golf lazier.
11:11Making golf even lazier.
11:16Yeah.
11:17There it is.
11:17There it is.
11:18I like it.
11:20I've got no distance.
11:20I'm weak.
11:22Weak, man.
11:23I'm weak.
11:23Are you like them?
11:24Yeah.
11:25Do you have your st. Louis on too?
11:26Yeah.
11:26Yeah.
11:26It's a breaker.
11:29It's like a little hydration capsule.
11:31Yeah, they're good.
11:31Your guys are good.
11:32What flavor is it?
11:32They're awesome, eh?
11:34I gave him a...
11:35Berry citrus.
11:35Berry citrus, yeah.
11:36They said he'd like the low milligrams though.
11:38Yeah.
11:38Yeah.
11:38Okay.
11:39I'm with you, dude.
11:40I'm just like...
11:40Oh, really?
11:41I did too high on you.
11:44Dude, yeah.
11:45You know, for sure.
11:45I did too.
11:46You know, you should...
11:47I should give you the 12s.
11:50He's...
11:50He's your guy.
11:51He's your 12.
11:52Yeah.
11:52It's like seven.
11:53You guys have to be up like two, right?
11:55I got a bunch of them too.
11:56He's like, you got 15s?
11:57Yeah.
11:57He's like, you got 30s?
11:58I don't know.
11:59How much is this?
12:00Yeah.
12:00From like Russia and shit.
12:02Crossing out one hand.
12:03He's just ripping.
12:04He's a lot better.
12:05You did a hundred?
12:05Say Patty said.
12:07A hundred.
12:07A hundred is insane.
12:08And you can stand?
12:09A hundred is insane.
12:10A hundred is insane.
12:11A hundred is insane.
12:16I feel like the green's coming.
12:18Cool.
12:27The guy just needs a little leg.
12:28I'm just saying.
12:29Yeah.
12:38So like they've had like, I remember they told their fans like in the very beginning of part of my take, like we'll give the address out, send us anything in.
12:52What is that?
12:53That is an octopus.
12:56Yes.
12:56Yes.
12:58Yes.
13:00It's at least maybe 2017.
13:02It's not looking new.
13:03I'll tell you that.
13:04That's better constantly walking.
13:05The octopus is the only really concerning item though.
13:08Yeah.
13:08There's not any other concern.
13:10Oh, I don't think they've gotten anything crazy.
13:13This is Mr. Pear.
13:14Let's turn him.
13:15Let's turn him.
13:16Let's turn him.
13:17We actually will put him right here and he does best.
13:21Yeah, get her.
13:25Is this actually out?
13:27Is it done actually?
13:28Get that cooler over here.
13:29She needs a barf bucket.
13:30Like that has more of like a tear, like tear thing going on.
13:35I keep hard swallowing, but I won't throw it.
13:38What are the odds you cry?
13:42You're going to play the clip.
13:43She almost cried when we told her that she's going to meet him soon.
13:47We didn't know it'd be like a month later, but.
13:49You will probably meet him.
13:51He will.
13:51Yeah.
13:52He might do a concert here at some.
13:53Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:54He might be the office next month.
13:56I'm going to cry.
13:56All right.
13:57Was that him here today?
13:58That's not funny.
13:59I thought I saw him.
14:00She's crying.
14:00She's really crying.
14:02You got your App State shirt on?
14:03Yeah, I do.
14:04Look at that.
14:04Check that shirt out.
14:05So we've got a Boone shirt.
14:07Also the name of my dog.
14:09I've got my App State ring on.
14:10I wear this every day.
14:12So you're not nervous at all right now?
14:14No.
14:15I'm shaking because I had so much caffeine.
14:17I did not have coffee.
14:20I was going to have one and then I was like, I'm getting weird.
14:23I'm freaking out.
14:25I'm freaking out.
14:29I can die tomorrow.
14:30I'll die tonight.
14:31I can't die tonight.
14:32Because I bought tickets to the Luke Combs concert tomorrow.
14:35So I'll die the day after tomorrow and then I'll die happy.
14:41Oh, wow.
14:42Let's go.
14:42Let's go.
14:43Let's go.
14:47Oh.
14:52All right.
14:53Baseball.
14:53Baseball.
14:53Baseball.
14:54Baseball.
14:54Baseball.
14:56All right.
14:56We're fine.
14:57All right.
14:57Cut.
14:58This is the last slide drive.
14:59Yep.
15:01Let's go.
15:02Let's go.
15:03Let's go.
15:09Do we have like five minutes for a couple pictures?
15:12Yeah, of course.
15:12Okay.
15:13I was going to say I'm looking at all their faces right now and I know that's the next one.
15:16I was your goalie.
15:22Oh, dude.
15:22You smoked me up there, bro.
15:24He's a good one.
15:24When you went for the dive, I was like, this guy's not playing.
15:27He's not letting this one go.
15:29I mean, if it wasn't for you popping around, I would have never got one in.
15:34If I had to stay back there, I might have never got one, dude.
15:38Of course.
15:39Absolutely.
15:40I appreciate it.
15:40Roll mirrors.
15:41Hey, roll mirrors.
15:42I'm feeling that.
15:44Oh my god.
15:44The lube doesn't help for us.
15:56Welcome back.
15:57Are you kidding?
15:58What's up, Lucas?
15:59Hello.
16:00Zach was on Grit Week.
16:02I was on vacation.
16:04Kind of the opposite, but I tried to be gritty at the beach.
16:08We're already having some troubles.
16:10Stuck peace.
16:10Nothing crazy.
16:12We'll get it out.
16:15Try some simulations.
16:33Go down.
16:43Oh.
16:47That's the problem.
16:49Our H ring is getting stretched.
16:53Do we have a spare?
16:55We don't have one.
16:56We just have to run that one.
16:58We just got to go more deep.
16:59We can buy one.
17:00We can get one on Amazon.
17:01The swirl is going to be temporarily down.
17:05First pick up with the machine.
17:08We'll be okay.
17:09We'll be okay.
17:10Everything's fine.
17:11We just need a new gasket.
17:13Par for the course.
17:14Should we go more looping things for right now?
17:16Let's lube it up.
17:17Let's lube the shit out of this.
17:27How's it going?
17:27Yeah, I think they're going to rip some on the coast.
17:30They've got that new H ring in, so everything should be good.
17:32The twist is good.
17:33If they want to go twist, which is such a good time.
17:35We've got the vanilla to the left, chocolate to the right, swirl in the middle.
17:39We do have some cones here and some cuts as well.
17:42Bang.
17:43Mine just swirls.
17:44All right, swirls going to be that middle pool for you.
17:46Yeah, how are you doing today?
17:47I'm doing okay.
17:48I'm doing all right.
17:49All right.
17:52Oh, it's coming out hot.
17:53Wow.
17:53It's coming out hot.
17:57Not terrible.
17:58It came out hot.
18:00Not bad.
18:00Solid peak at the top.
18:04Very solid peak.
18:05I mean, I tried to make it the most appetizing to the eyes.
18:19Okay.
18:19I was going to go just for like a little amount.
18:23And that's about to get a test.
18:24Ooh.
18:27Oh, never mind.
18:29It comes out hot.
18:30Like this.
18:36Could have just got to it.
18:36Oh, dude.
18:37Is the consistency okay for you boys today?
18:40Yeah.
18:40All right, sir.
18:41Fantastic.
18:42I appreciate you guys stopping by the machine.
18:44Thank you guys for your time.
18:45Great job.
18:45Great work over here.
18:46Thank you, sir.
18:46I appreciate that.
18:48Same to you.
19:00Bye.
19:04Thanks forepsie.
19:04Thanks for listening.
19:04Bye.
19:05Bye.
19:05Bye.
19:07Bye.
19:20Bye.
19:21Bye.
19:24Bye.
19:26Bye.
19:26Bye.
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19:28Bye.
19:29Bye.
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