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00:00On your mark, get set, go!
00:07All right, revving up my ween.
00:12I'm going to have to bend down.
00:13Oh, ow!
00:15I got a ween for the nod.
00:16I need one at all.
00:18Hey, I love you.
00:20Hey, you want to try and catch a wiener in your mouth?
00:22I love the Sixers, too.
00:25Sorry, we're just trying to do this.
00:27Is there another wiener here?
00:29Want to catch on?
00:30No, that wiener hit the ground.
00:31You can't put it in your mouth.
00:32Yeah, my wiener hit the ground.
00:34All right, I'm on board.
00:35Whoever hits Meek with their wiener first
00:37and does Flip Cup is the winner.
00:40Ow!
00:41You got to hit him, you got to hit him.
00:42I hit him.
00:43Wait, did I? I think I kind of did.
00:44All right, now Flip Cup, first one to win.
00:50Smelly is the winner of the Hot Dog Intro Challenge.
00:54This is Beer Game Show.
00:59Welcome back to Beer Game Show.
01:08We've got a special episode for you today.
01:10Three-fifths of the cast of Fishbowl.
01:13Let's meet our contestants.
01:14In green, Mubi.
01:16Bada bing.
01:17Hey, did I have to say an intro?
01:19Oh.
01:20What? No, no, no.
01:22In blue, Smelly.
01:24Yeah.
01:25And last but not least, in red, Jackie.
01:29All right.
01:31A smatter of applause.
01:32All right, ladies.
01:33We have four categories for you today.
01:35Each category will allow you to gain an advantage
01:38in the Beergasm Obstacle Course.
01:41Now, the categories we have for you today are
01:43Questions, Challenges, Game Show, and Judged.
01:48Smelly, you won the opening challenge.
01:49You got 200 points.
01:51Wait, why does she have 200?
01:52I got the weed over my mouth.
01:53She won.
01:54She hit me.
01:55I thought it was only 100.
01:56They changed it to 200 right before the show started.
01:58But what?
01:59Can we just do that?
02:00Can we just, like, give her 200?
02:02Oh, change right before.
02:03Yeah.
02:04I can give anybody points right now.
02:05I can give you 200 points right now.
02:06Jackie gets 200 points.
02:08What?
02:09Yeah, add it up.
02:10What about me?
02:11Make it all equal again.
02:12And Mubi gets 200 points.
02:13Wait.
02:14Okay.
02:15Well, now it's just...
02:16And then Smelly gets 200 points.
02:17Yes.
02:18Okay.
02:19I feel like we just...
02:20Ladies, that's called inflation.
02:21We're back to square one now.
02:23All right.
02:24Smelly, you do have control of the board for winning the opening challenge
02:27and 400 points in the bank.
02:29Where would you like to go?
02:30I'm going to go with Judged 100.
02:33Judged for 100.
02:34Ladies and gentlemen, he's a thespian.
02:36He's an actor.
02:37He's a performing artist.
02:38Give it up for fights.
02:40Yay!
02:43What the fuck?
02:45Wait.
02:46Fuck, the gym is so cool.
02:48Oh, yeah.
02:49Hold me out here.
02:50There you go.
02:51Hell of an intro.
02:52Hello, everybody.
02:53How are we?
02:54Good.
02:55How are you?
02:56Excellent.
02:57All right.
02:58We just almost watched a drum fall and kill Meek.
02:59That was pretty cool.
03:00So fights will be your guest judge.
03:01Everything that you do will be judged by fights,
03:03and he will decide who wins.
03:05For 100 points, best me-me makeup.
03:08Now, we were supposed to have a professional makeup artist, Joey, on the show, but he cancelled last second.
03:13Sorry.
03:14So, the best man for the job was fights.
03:18I'm judging things that were made for a gay man to judge.
03:21Just to be clear.
03:23But I have no doubt fights will be great at it.
03:27You will have to best do your makeup as Mimi from The Drew Carey Show.
03:32Oh.
03:33I'm terrified.
03:34All right.
03:35Begin.
03:36No mirror.
03:37All right.
03:38No mirror.
03:39Go.
03:40Go.
03:41Fights have, uh...
03:42Have you ever worn makeup?
03:43Have I ever worn makeup?
03:44Of course.
03:45In the theater?
03:46Uh, I said of course, and now I can't really think of a time I have.
03:50I just assumed I had.
03:57What's up?
03:58What is up?
03:59My pussy hanging out.
04:03Movie's out to a hot start.
04:05Movie's just diving right in.
04:07Fights, if you don't let me win, I will edit you saying a slur on the next podcast.
04:24For the record.
04:34Y'all look great.
04:35Fights, you are the final judge though.
04:41I'll be honest with you.
04:42None of you guys look good.
04:43Um...
04:44The...
04:45I mean, Kelly looks terrible.
04:46This is crazy.
04:47It's crazy to pass out.
04:48I can't make eye contact with anyone.
04:50Um...
04:51It's...
04:52It's...
04:53Movie, your eyebrows are a mess.
04:54You're out.
04:55No!
04:56I tried to get hers eyebrows out.
04:57Well, you didn't even fill them in.
04:59Like, it's like you...
05:00You're outlining.
05:01Circled your eyebrows.
05:02Really?
05:03Yeah.
05:04Jesus.
05:05It's between...
05:06Between Kelly and Jackie.
05:07My gut was saying Jackie.
05:10And then you threatened me.
05:11Oh.
05:12And I don't respond well to threats.
05:14And so it's gonna be Kelly.
05:16All right.
05:17Fucking get into it!
05:18Fight stands his ground.
05:19Doesn't respond well to threats.
05:21Kelly, you win the challenge.
05:22Catch me saying the N-word on the next KFC radio.
05:24Oh my God!
05:26Lovely like it's hot.
05:27Ay.
05:28Right now, Smelly is in the lead with 300 points.
05:30Wait, wait, wait.
05:31The others are tied with 200.
05:32Wait, wait, wait.
05:33Sorry, you might want to reread that.
05:34No, buy 300 points.
05:36Oh, I'll buy that.
05:37Damn!
05:38I'm like...
05:39Can I take...
05:40I'm taking 50 points away from her.
05:42There you go.
05:43All right, I talked back.
05:44I talked back.
05:45What?
05:46From Smelly.
05:47I didn't like that.
05:48Smelly, you're in control of the board.
05:49Where would you like to go?
05:50I'm going to go Judge 200.
05:52All right, Judge 200.
05:53Stay hot.
05:54Meme coins are all the rage right now.
05:56Everyone is losing their money in meme coins.
05:58So you guys are going to think of the funniest name for one.
06:03Smelly looks confident.
06:06What do you got on that board?
06:07What's the funniest name for a meme coin?
06:09Oh.
06:10Shack's package.
06:12I don't hate that.
06:13I like that one.
06:15Jackie.
06:17You suck.
06:18Shout out out of order.
06:19No, no, no.
06:21Wrong.
06:22Wrong answer.
06:23What?
06:24Why?
06:25Why?
06:27Whatever.
06:28You sell you.
06:29End it.
06:30Gay.
06:31Gay.
06:32Actually, that's a long-term investment.
06:33You suck.
06:34That one we're keeping forever.
06:36Why is that long-term?
06:37That's you sell you gay.
06:40All right, Mubi.
06:41What do you have?
06:42Meek coin.
06:43Winner!
06:46Pandering to meek always works.
06:48You know what I went?
06:49I referred back.
06:50Yeah, you referred back to...
06:51All right.
06:52Mubi, you win.
06:53Judge for 200.
06:54200 points to you.
06:55That's huge.
06:56You are in second place and in control of the board.
06:58Where would you like to go?
06:59Um, questions 100.
07:01Just get judge so we can get fights out of here.
07:03Oh, sorry.
07:04I know, it seems like I gave you some freedom, but you didn't have it.
07:06All right.
07:07Let me go judge 300.
07:08All right, great.
07:09The name of the game is Acting Class.
07:11Each contestant will pick up a paper from our fishbowl that'll have a word or a sentence.
07:16Copyright.
07:17You're going to pick a phrase from our fishbowl.
07:22You're going to pick a phrase from our fishbowl.
07:26It'll have a sentence that you need to deliver as dramatic as possible.
07:29Fights is one of the best actors this office has.
07:32Yes!
07:33Why are you guys laughing?
07:35What are you going to do?
07:36Kill me!
07:37Never give up on a mission not once.
07:39I'm not going to start now.
07:40Fights will be the judge as to who delivers the line the most dramatically.
07:44All right, let's bring out our fishbowl.
07:48All right, ladies, look at what is on your paper, memorize it, get into character, become dramatic.
07:56Is he teaching us how to act?
07:58So, he'll give you an example.
07:59How to act?
08:01One of our best actors.
08:03He's a thespian.
08:04Fights' line is, what you talking about, Willis?
08:07Now, he is going to take that and deliver it as dramatically as possible.
08:11What you talking about, Willis?
08:18Damn!
08:21Wow!
08:22That was powerful.
08:23Thank you, Fights.
08:24I was expecting Willis to be, like, right after.
08:26You're like, Willis.
08:27Any backstory on that?
08:28No, I had no idea.
08:30It just came out and...
08:32What you talking about, Willis?
08:35You're like a pirate.
08:36Yeah.
08:37A pirate, a wizard maybe?
08:38Yeah, maybe like British a little bit.
08:40All right.
08:41So, take from that whatever you want and deliver it your own way.
08:45Mubi, sorry to do this to you, but you're in control of the board.
08:48You're going to go first.
08:49Okay.
08:50Go ahead on the stool, yep.
08:51I have to start this way.
08:52Okay.
08:53One, two, three.
08:54Did I do that?
08:56Wow.
08:57End scene.
08:58Phenomenal.
08:59Very strong.
09:00That was really good.
09:02Smelly, you're up.
09:03All right.
09:04Oh, you're shutting back too?
09:05Yeah.
09:06I liked that.
09:07How you doing?
09:10What?
09:11What?
09:12What?
09:13How you doing?
09:14How you doing?
09:15How you doing?
09:16How you doing?
09:17That was like a Robert De Niro role.
09:18Now I'm kind of nervous.
09:19How you doing?
09:20Yeah.
09:21Oh my God.
09:22Okay.
09:23I was honestly going Joey Tribbiani from Friends in that.
09:26A comparable actor too, Robert De Niro.
09:29Just turn and go.
09:31That's what she said.
09:35Why?
09:36Why'd you actresses?
09:38She.
09:39I don't know.
09:41You let the last word hang for a little bit before you said, what you talking about, Willis?
09:47And I liked the way that you let it hang in the air for a little bit.
09:51So I said, that's what she, you don't know what's coming next, said.
09:54Okay.
09:55Okay.
09:56Explanation.
09:57Let it hang seems like something an actor would do.
09:58Yeah.
09:59Fights, you have the final say.
10:00He knows.
10:01He's an actor.
10:02Goddamn.
10:03This is very hard.
10:04Everyone was really good.
10:05Can't deny that.
10:06I like the hang.
10:08You like it?
10:09I liked it.
10:10I really want to keep it even.
10:13But I'm going.
10:14I'm going Smelly.
10:15Are you fucking kidding me?
10:16What the fuck?
10:18Yeah.
10:19She got you with the .
10:21Let's go.
10:22Smelly was the only one that, she had eye contact hard.
10:24Like, I couldn't, I couldn't get away from that performance.
10:27Now, I'm not the judge, but.
10:28It wasn't that, it wasn't her face.
10:29Ruby invented the turnaround.
10:31The dramatic turn.
10:32And then everyone did it after me.
10:33Yeah.
10:34Yeah, all three of you did do that, huh?
10:35Yeah.
10:36All right, ladies.
10:37You can go ahead and go wash that makeup off if you want.
10:39Perfect.
10:41Thanks.
10:42Thank you, guys.
10:44Actually, no.
10:45I have nothing to say to you.
10:46All right, Smelly, you were the winner of Judged.
10:48You are in the lead and in control of the board.
10:50Where would you like to go?
10:51Hmm, I'm going to go with.
10:53Wait, I'm doing so bad.
10:55Game show.
10:56The price is Barstool.
10:58Ladies, you are about to guess the price of Pageviews,
11:02the Barstool board game.
11:04Available on the Barstool Sports Store.
11:06From Milton to Saturdays are for the boys.
11:09This board game explores everything.
11:11If you got on the website right now and looked up this game,
11:14how much would it cost?
11:15Fuck.
11:16And you can go over.
11:18Meek, why don't you bust that open and show them?
11:20Meek, that kind of looks like you.
11:22Oh, looking like Dave's a good thing.
11:24That's a great thing, Meek.
11:25Cut that.
11:26That's a great thing.
11:27That's a compliment.
11:28Oh, shoot.
11:29Wow.
11:30Awesome.
11:31The Craftsmanship.
11:32High-quality game.
11:33Look at all the pieces.
11:34Wow.
11:35This is sterling silver.
11:36If I had to guess.
11:38All right.
11:39Ladies, your answers are locked in.
11:41Smelly, you're in control of the board,
11:42so we'll see your answer first.
11:43What do you got?
11:44$27.99.
11:45$27.99.
11:46Excellent answer.
11:48Jackie.
11:49$19.99.
11:50$19.99.
11:51$19.99.
11:52I love the slamming of the whiteboards.
11:54It shows dominance.
11:56Um, movie.
11:57$49.99.
11:58Wait.
11:59Much higher than the others.
12:00All right.
12:01High-quality game.
12:02It's a high-quality game.
12:03It's a great game.
12:04A t-shirt's $35.
12:05A t-shirt is $35.
12:07All right.
12:08Originally $40, but they are on sale right now for $25.
12:12What?
12:13Is that me?
12:14Smelly, $27.99.
12:15Shit.
12:16Smelly, you are in control of the board still.
12:17Where would you like to go?
12:18All right.
12:19Now I'll go to questions 100.
12:22You will have to guess, who is this guy?
12:24Just wanted your help picking out my best dad fit for the show.
12:27Do you like that?
12:28Do you like that?
12:29Do you like that?
12:30Do you like that?
12:31Do you like that?
12:32You like that?
12:33Just got this one.
12:34Had a bunch of Kohl's cash burning a hole in my pocket.
12:37Could be someone's dad.
12:38Could be an influencer.
12:39He could be anybody.
12:40Wait, but why did Foley post it?
12:43Who is that?
12:44Because we've got to post it on his YouTube so we can do it through this.
12:47Can we watch it again?
12:48Can we watch it as many times as you'd like?
12:49Could even be a co-worker.
12:50Do you like that?
12:51Do you like that?
12:52Do you like that?
12:53Do you like that?
12:54Do you like that?
12:55You like that?
12:56I'm so uncomfortable.
12:57Just got this one.
12:58Had a bunch of Kohl's cash burning a hole in my pocket.
12:59Yeah, ignore the fact that Foley posted it on his YouTube.
13:02That has nothing to do with it.
13:03Okay, is this we want like first name, last name?
13:06Yes.
13:07Okay.
13:08Movie instant reaction.
13:10What do you think of this guy?
13:11I think that he's a little corny.
13:14Corny.
13:15I agree.
13:16Is that like a vine?
13:18Like an old vine?
13:19You know what?
13:20I don't think it is, but...
13:22Where was that posted?
13:23That was a tweet.
13:24That was on Twitter.
13:25Smelly, you're in control of the board again.
13:27Let's see your answer first.
13:28Alright.
13:29Ron Baker.
13:32Who is Ron Baker?
13:34He's from the Knicks.
13:36Oh, is he?
13:37He was.
13:38Yeah, he is.
13:39Hey, the huge Knicks girl.
13:40Don't you know what he looks like?
13:42Yeah.
13:43Kinda like that.
13:44Okay.
13:45You don't know who Ron Baker is?
13:46Is he on the Knicks?
13:47He was on the Knicks like 2017.
13:48He used to be.
13:49He was good.
13:50Alright.
13:512017 Knicks.
13:52Smelly knows him.
13:53Yep.
13:54Jackie, let's go to you next.
13:56Brandon Bean.
13:57I saw his name on the side, and I thought maybe it was like a clue.
14:02But based off the way you said that, probably not.
14:05I'm gonna be honest.
14:06I don't know who Brandon Bean is.
14:07Can I?
14:08Now I feel weird about the answer.
14:10Can I redo it?
14:11No.
14:12It's the Bills GM.
14:13Alright.
14:14Movie.
14:15I'm gonna never guess.
14:16Brandon Bean.
14:17Brandon Bean.
14:18I respect his in-context clue.
14:20I liked it.
14:21On this, I didn't come up with that.
14:23And the guy looked like Brandon Bean.
14:25On the next video, it said Brandon Bean, Buffalo Bills.
14:27Who is Brandon Bean?
14:28I don't know, but Brandon Bean and Nicole's guy look a lot alike.
14:31Yeah, no.
14:32We tried to cheat.
14:33So Foley is obsessed with the Buffalo Bills.
14:35No, no one gets the points.
14:37That was Kirk Cousins.
14:39Oh.
14:40Kirk Cousins.
14:41That's crazy.
14:42For the Vikings.
14:43For the Atlanta Falcons.
14:44Well, formerly the Vikings.
14:45Correct, yes.
14:46Smelly, you are in control of the board.
14:47Smelly's cheating.
14:48Where would you like to go?
14:50Um, I'll go challenges 100.
14:53Challenges are 100.
14:54Penalty shots.
14:55What?
14:56You guys will have to go to our massive soccer goal and kick penalty shots on our goalie,
15:02me.
15:03Each player will get three shots on goal, shooting one at a time.
15:08The person with the most goals wins.
15:11Starting with Jackie.
15:13Oh!
15:14Yeah!
15:15That's it.
15:16Damn, Jackie.
15:17Point Jackie.
15:18The ricochet almost worked.
15:19Alright, Mubi, you're up.
15:20Yeah, Meek!
15:21Can I, Meek?
15:22Meek is a villain in the goal.
15:23Come on, Meek!
15:24You're a boy, Meek!
15:25Couple more ground slaps.
15:28Intimidate him.
15:29You're doing it.
15:30Yeah, Meek!
15:31Can I, Meek!
15:32Meek!
15:33Meek is a villain in the goal.
15:34Come on, Meek!
15:35Meek is a villain in the goal.
15:36Come on, Meek!
15:37Come on, Meek!
15:38You're a boy, Meek!
15:39Couple more ground slaps.
15:41Intimidate him.
15:42You're good.
15:43Oh!
15:44Oh!
15:45Oh!
15:46Ricochet!
15:47Oh, dang.
15:48Yeah.
15:49Alright.
15:50After round one, Jackie is in the lead with one goal.
15:53Jackie, you're up.
15:56Woo!
15:57Goal!
16:02Smelly is up.
16:07Goal!
16:09Goal!
16:10Right now, the score is Jackie two, smelly one, movie zero.
16:15Nil, as they say.
16:20Oh, that's a goal.
16:21After two rounds, the score is Jackie two, smelly one, movie one.
16:25If Jackie makes this next goal, she is the winner of the challenge.
16:29Wow!
16:30She went right the entire time I had to be ready.
16:32Neek, the Iron Curtain gets the stop.
16:37This challenge is now up for the grabs.
16:42After three rounds, the score is all tied up at two.
16:44We enter sudden death.
16:45Woo!
16:46Damn it!
16:47Woo!
16:48Damn it!
16:49All right.
16:50Smelly is up.
16:51Oh, shit!
16:52Come here.
16:53They are rifling him in there.
16:54That's it.
16:55All right.
16:56All three win.
16:57Yay!
16:58Meek, hey, good job.
16:59You did your best.
17:00Good job, girls.
17:01Women.
17:02All right.
17:03I'm sorry, Meek.
17:04Sorry, Meek.
17:05Sorry, Meek.
17:06Sorry, Meek.
17:07Sorry, Meek.
17:08Sorry, Meek.
17:09Sorry, Meek.
17:10Sorry.
17:11Sorry, Meek.
17:12You all get a hundred points because you were all able to beat our Iron Curtain.
17:17How did Smelly have one?
17:18Sorry.
17:19Yeah, what?
17:20That's crazy.
17:21You just got to shut it up.
17:22Sorry.
17:23Because of A and B, Jackie.
17:25Smelly, you were the winner.
17:26I'm sorry.
17:27I'm sorry, Meek.
17:28I'm sorry, Meek.
17:29I'm sorry.
17:30I'm sorry.
17:31I'm sorry.
17:32I'm sorry.
17:33I'm sorry.
17:34I'm sorry.
17:35I'm sorry.
17:36I'm sorry.
17:37I'm sorry.
17:38I'm sorry.
17:39I'm sorry.
17:40I'm sorry.
17:41Smelly, you were the winner of the challenge before.
17:43You're still in control of the board.
17:44All right.
17:45Where would you like to go?
17:46I'll go game show 200.
17:50Game show for 200.
17:52Ladies and gentlemen, the name of the game is Barstool Feud.
17:56Mubi, what's my line?
17:58Sit out!
17:59That's right.
18:00Woo!
18:01Badaboo!
18:02All right.
18:03For Barstool Feud, we've surveyed 50...
18:05It's hard to talk with this mustache.
18:06I bet.
18:07There's a huge mustache.
18:08Is it itching?
18:09Uh, it is itching a little bit, but it's, you know.
18:12Have you had a mustache before?
18:14No.
18:16I haven't.
18:17No.
18:18He's like, no.
18:19I've tried to grow one a couple times for No Shave November,
18:22and I can't really grow one.
18:24It's all right.
18:25Yeah, it's probably my biggest insecurity.
18:27We surveyed 50 random Barstool employees.
18:30We got the top five answers.
18:32What is something you do when you're bored?
18:37Scroll on my phone.
18:38Scroll on your phone.
18:40Survey says...
18:41Yeah!
18:43I like to see that.
18:44Ten points.
18:45Number two answer.
18:46Smelly, now you get an answer.
18:47Name something you might do when you're bored.
18:49Eat.
18:50Eat.
18:51Can I see eat?
18:53Number five answer.
18:54Three points.
18:55Ooh.
18:56If they said no, that was me.
18:57Wait.
18:58Effing embarrassing.
18:59I don't know about...
19:01All right, Jackie.
19:02It comes down to this.
19:03Something people might do when they're bored.
19:06At this company?
19:07This is...
19:08Now, keep in mind.
19:09We surveyed everybody on this floor.
19:1150 people.
19:13What would people at this company do when they're bored?
19:15Well, I think, like, I mean, it's gross, but like, jerk off.
19:19At this company?
19:21Is that number one?
19:22Dude, I fucking knew it!
19:23Yeah.
19:24I surveyed this floor and it was...
19:2799% guys, the first answer, they gave me the look.
19:30They gave me a look and I go...
19:31In this office?
19:32Like, inside of it?
19:33In this...
19:34Well, no, not...
19:35Not things you do when you're bored in this office.
19:37I was about to say, that's great.
19:39They go up in soundproof room.
19:40No one's doing it here.
19:41It's just things you do in life, in the real world when you're bored.
19:44Do I know this company or do I know this company?
19:46I said, jerk off.
19:47Answer's jerk off.
19:48You spent too much time in the KFC studio.
19:50Yeah, exactly.
19:51All right, Jackie.
19:52This is the fast money round.
19:53I'm gonna ask you three questions.
19:55You give me the first answer that comes to your head.
19:57Okay.
19:58At the end of this, the person with the most points will win.
20:00Clock will start when I finish the first question.
20:02Name a Barstool employee that would win the lottery and lose the ticket.
20:06KFC.
20:07Name a reason people might be late for work.
20:10Um, just they had their alarm goes off at like 10 AM.
20:14Name a place that is too small of a space for making whoopee.
20:18For what?
20:19Making whoopee sex.
20:20That's having sex.
20:21Oh.
20:22Um, too small of a space for that.
20:23Um.
20:24Air...
20:25Plane...
20:26Er...
20:27Bathroom stall.
20:28Bathroom, um...
20:29You said airplane.
20:30Okay, airplane bathroom.
20:31We'll give you airplane.
20:32Da da da da da.
20:34Wait, so these two fucks have to hear what I say?
20:37Oh.
20:38Okay.
20:39Slander.
20:40Wow.
20:41No, I'm not...
20:42All right.
20:43Dimwits.
20:44Do do do.
20:46All right, booby.
20:48Same thing we just did.
20:49We will give you three questions this time, and you must answer them as quickly as possible.
20:53You'll have 20 seconds.
20:54Name a Barstool employee that would win the lottery and lose the ticket.
20:58Frank the Tank.
21:00Name a reason people might be late for work.
21:02Subway.
21:03Mishap.
21:04Okay.
21:05Name a place that's too small of a space for making whoopee.
21:09That's having sex.
21:10In this office?
21:11Not in this office.
21:12Just in the world.
21:13Um...
21:14Um...
21:16Um...
21:17Um...
21:18Time.
21:19A car?
21:20I guess a car's like normal.
21:21I'm sorry.
21:22Time.
21:23Jackie.
21:24What?
21:25You said name a Barstool employee that would win the lottery and lose a ticket.
21:27You said KFC.
21:28Zero points.
21:29But he's like notorious for like bad luck.
21:31But the survey...
21:32Mush.
21:33Zero points.
21:34What are the points out of him?
21:35What the fuck?
21:36I stand by it.
21:37That is the best answer that you could provide at Barstool.
21:39Well there are five other better answers so it's not that.
21:42Okay Mink.
21:43We don't fuck that bitch right up.
21:46Name a reason you might be late.
21:48You said alarm clock.
21:50Thirteen points.
21:51That was the number two answer.
21:53A place that is too small of a space to make whoopee.
21:56You said airplane.
21:58Number one answer.
21:59Airplane bathroom.
22:00We gave you that.
22:01That's crazy.
22:02Thanks guys.
22:03That was the number one answer.
22:05Alright Mubi.
22:06Come on.
22:07Name a Barstool employee that would win the lottery and lose a ticket.
22:09You said Frank the Tank.
22:11That was the number five answer.
22:13Who's the number one answer?
22:14The number one answer.
22:15The number one answer.
22:16Mincy.
22:17Aww.
22:18Mincy.
22:19I have it.
22:20Yeah.
22:21Name a reason people might be late for work.
22:24Mubi you said.
22:25Subway.
22:26New Jersey Transit.
22:27That was the number one answer.
22:29Fifteen points.
22:30New Jersey Transit.
22:31Get your trains running on time.
22:33I'm not going to get to my game now because they are incompetent.
22:36Name a place that's too small of a space for making whoopee.
22:39You did not have an answer.
22:40Number one answer was airplane bathroom.
22:42So Jackie you are the winner.
22:45Tied up Jack.
22:46Thanks guys.
22:47And that is the end of White Steve Harvey.
22:49Ah.
22:51Meek do I have residue on my lip?
22:53No you look good.
22:54Okay alright.
22:55I look good according to Meek.
22:59Alright Jackie.
23:00You're in control of the board.
23:01Where would you like to go?
23:02Can I go questions for 200?
23:03Questions for 200.
23:04There are three types of rock.
23:06Oh no.
23:07Metamorphic.
23:08Sedimentary.
23:09What's the third?
23:10Now if you don't know this.
23:13Just try to make Bibzy laugh.
23:17I mean.
23:19Alright those answers look locked in.
23:20Uh.
23:21Jackie you are in control of the board.
23:23You seem very confident.
23:24Let's look at yours.
23:25I mean.
23:26This.
23:27Or.
23:28Like.
23:29A dick.
23:30Like the rock.
23:31Like rock hard dick.
23:33Well.
23:34Yeah.
23:35I got that but no.
23:36Like Dwayne the Rock Thompson.
23:37Dwayne Johnson hard.
23:38Yeah.
23:39He's a kind of rock.
23:40Okay.
23:41Alright.
23:42We'll put a pin in that.
23:43Smelly.
23:44Alright.
23:45Volcanic.
23:46Oh.
23:47That's a very scientific answer.
23:48Much better than rock hard dick.
23:52Not scientific at all either.
23:54Uh.
23:55Mubi.
23:56Volcanic.
23:57Oh.
23:58Hey.
23:59Or Meekomorphic.
24:00Mubi.
24:01I like Meekomorphic.
24:02Volcanic.
24:03Nowhere close to being right.
24:04But.
24:05I'll give you the points too.
24:06You guys get the points.
24:07Jackie.
24:08Well when you did that.
24:09You know what.
24:10I'll give you the points too.
24:11I enjoyed it.
24:12Alright.
24:13Everybody gets the points.
24:14That's 200 points.
24:15What was the answer?
24:16Igneous.
24:17Igneous.
24:18You knew that.
24:19Oh shit.
24:20Alright.
24:21Jackie.
24:22You are still in control of the board.
24:23Where would you like to go?
24:24Challenges for 200.
24:25Challenges for 200.
24:26This is a tough one.
24:27This is the Body Armor Flash IV Double Points Challenge.
24:31Alright.
24:32The Cinnamon Challenge is the Body Armor Flash IV Double Point Challenge.
24:36If you win this, you'll be getting double points.
24:39On your mark.
24:40Get set.
24:41Go.
24:46Mmm.
24:47Alright.
24:48Movie is out.
24:49Yeah.
24:50I'm done.
24:51Eww.
24:52I swallowed it all.
24:54Is that okay?
24:55Yeah.
24:56That's okay.
24:57My phone is on fire.
24:58You win.
24:59Oh.
25:00Okay guys.
25:01This is the end.
25:02I'm done.
25:03I'm done.
25:04I'm done.
25:05I'm done.
25:06I'm done.
25:07I'm done.
25:08I'm done.
25:09I'm done.
25:10I'm done.
25:11I'm done.
25:12I'm done.
25:13I'm done.
25:14I'm done.
25:15I'm done.
25:16Okay guys.
25:17This is.
25:18That's crazy.
25:19My tongue is on fire.
25:20No.
25:21That was truly disgusting.
25:22But like.
25:23At least I'm holding my shit together more than you guys.
25:26Oh my god.
25:27Mmm.
25:28Yeah.
25:29Wow.
25:30Was that spicy?
25:31That was crazy.
25:32That was the spiciest cinnamon I ever had.
25:34For a second I was like shit is my tongue on.
25:36I was like I don't care about winning that much Jackie.
25:38You guys have cinnamon everywhere.
25:40Just so you know.
25:41All over my face.
25:42Yeah.
25:43Jackie you are in control of the board and you are in second place.
25:47Where would you like to go?
25:48Challenges 300.
25:49Challenges for 300.
25:51Headshot.
25:52Now what will happen is you will be wearing helmets with water balloons attached to them.
25:56Last person standing with their water balloons still intact is the winner.
26:00First person to two wins is the champion.
26:04Are you guys ready?
26:05Yeah.
26:06All right.
26:07On your mark.
26:08Get set.
26:09Go.
26:10All right.
26:11Movie is out.
26:12Movie is out.
26:13Movie is out.
26:14It is now between Smelly and Jackie.
26:15You fucking piece of shit.
26:16That's crazy.
26:17I didn't go for you for a reason.
26:19Friends become enemies in the Thunderdome.
26:21All right.
26:221v1 right now.
26:23So goddamn cool.
26:25Holy shit.
26:26That was so crazy.
26:27Yep.
26:28All right.
26:29Jackie is the winner.
26:31This is round two.
26:44Jackie is in the lead with one point.
26:47On your mark.
26:48Get set.
26:49Go.
26:52Stop.
26:53Stop.
26:54Two hands.
26:55Two hands.
26:58Two hands Jackie.
26:59Jackie two hands or you will be disqualified.
27:01All right.
27:02Jackie's out.
27:03Jackie is out.
27:04Oh.
27:05Movie is out.
27:06Smelly is the champion.
27:07Or winner.
27:14Round three.
27:15Right now the score is Smelly one.
27:17Jackie one.
27:18Movie zero.
27:19If Smelly or Jackie win this round, they win the challenge.
27:24Ladies, are you ready?
27:26Yes.
27:27Keep in mind.
27:28Two hands on the noodle.
27:30On your mark.
27:31Get set.
27:32Go.
27:33Yeah.
27:34Get her.
27:35All right.
27:36Guys.
27:37No.
27:38No.
27:39No.
27:40Yes.
27:41Smelly is out.
27:42Really?
27:43Movie is still in.
27:44Jackie is still in.
27:45Oh shit.
27:46If Jackie wins, she is the champion.
27:49Wait.
27:50What?
27:51Out.
27:52Guys.
27:53Movie is the winner.
27:54Okay.
27:55Did I not see it splash?
27:56No.
27:57Yeah.
27:58That's.
27:59Mine's still up.
28:00Wait.
28:01Is there water still in there?
28:02This is still.
28:03That's a.
28:04Yeah.
28:05That's fair.
28:06It's 87% full.
28:07Let's go.
28:08The score is completely even at one point apiece.
28:19Whoever is the last woman standing at the end of this round is the champion.
28:24On your mark.
28:25Get set.
28:26Go.
28:27Okay.
28:28Whoa.
28:29Jackie is out.
28:30Jackie is out.
28:31It is now between Mubi and Smelly.
28:33My helmet.
28:34My helmet.
28:35Look at my helmet.
28:36Yeah.
28:37In battle, if your helmet goes sideways, you're dead.
28:41Smelly.
28:42Smelly is the winner of Headshot.
28:49Smelly, you are in control of the board.
28:50Where would you like to go?
28:51I'll go questions 300.
28:54Questions for 300.
28:55Excellent choice.
28:56You must tell me what you think Stu Feiner's body count is.
29:01Inventor of 15, 15, 30?
29:02Mm-hmm.
29:03Any number.
29:04You can go under.
29:05You can go over.
29:06But whoever's closest wins.
29:08All right.
29:09You all look locked in.
29:10Mubi.
29:11Wait, I need to delete mine.
29:12Oh, okay.
29:13No, just the bottom part.
29:14Okay.
29:15Sorry.
29:16You seem confident.
29:17There's a little laugh there.
29:18I'm going to start with you.
29:19What is your number?
29:20One.
29:21One.
29:22Because we met him and, I don't know, he talked about like his first time with his wife.
29:25Yeah, I'm like.
29:26I'm also one.
29:27Wait, wait.
29:28Comma his wife.
29:29You met Stu Feiner and he just talked about.
29:31Yes.
29:32It was my first Barstool thing.
29:34We were at the Beer Games in Nashville.
29:36Yeah.
29:37That was the first piece of information I learned there.
29:39Yep.
29:40The love of his life, Sandy.
29:41He met her.
29:42Loves her.
29:43Shout out Sandy.
29:44It was a good night for me.
29:45Yeah.
29:46Well, I want to act surprised, but that is Stu.
29:49All right.
29:50Let's roll the footage.
29:51Let's see.
29:55I love him.
30:00Beer game show.
30:02My body count is 69, 69, 69.
30:07But if I didn't marry my childhood sweetheart, my love of my life, it would have been 16,669.
30:17Ready to roll.
30:18Ready to roll.
30:19Ready to fuck.
30:20Wait, so what is it?
30:22Yeah, that's a good question.
30:24You know, I...
30:25It's not one.
30:26I don't think it's one.
30:27I think...
30:28Actually, personally in my heart, I think it is one.
30:30I think Stu has only been with Sandy.
30:32But I think for the cameras, he was hamming it up and said 69.
30:36So I'm going to give everybody the points.
30:39Yay.
30:40You all win.
30:41Because you respect Sandy and Stu's love.
30:43Hell yeah.
30:44Shout out.
30:45Which is a beautiful thing.
30:46Everyone won that last one, but Smelly, you were in control of the board before that.
30:48Where would you like to go?
30:49Game show 300.
30:50It doesn't really...
30:51It doesn't matter.
30:52All right.
30:53Slime or no slime.
30:54You will have to answer a question.
30:57If you get the question right, you won't be slimed.
31:01If you get the question wrong, there's slime.
31:04I'm sorry.
31:05I just got an alert that no one on set is safe right now.
31:09Mr. Slime has been spotted in the studio and he is here to slime somebody.
31:15Welcome.
31:16Mr. Slime!
31:17Boo!
31:18Boo!
31:19Boo!
31:20Boo!
31:21Boo Mr. Slime!
31:22Boo!
31:23Boo!
31:24Boo!
31:25Boo!
31:26Can we slime?
31:27Crazy man.
31:28This life is crazy man.
31:31We hired this guy.
31:36Half of our budget went to this guy.
31:37I don't want to touch my ass.
31:38You can touch my ass.
31:39It's cool.
31:40All right, Mubi.
31:41Since you're going first, I'll ask you potentially the easiest question.
31:45Lit.
31:46Who has more TikTok followers?
31:48AJ and Big Justice or Dave Portnoy?
31:52Fuck.
31:53Um.
31:54I literally do not even- I gotta go with- I gotta go with Dave.
32:08When in doubt, go with Dave.
32:11Is that correct?
32:12Here comes Mr. Slime, everybody brace yourself.
32:17Dave Portnoy is correct.
32:19No!
32:20Mr. Slime backs off.
32:22You've been saved.
32:23Jackie, what year did drunk driving officially become illegal everywhere in America?
32:321977 or 1988?
32:38Is it 1988?
32:40She says 1988.
32:42Mr. Slime, what's the answer?
32:47She's been saved.
32:50Drunk driving officially became illegal in 1988.
32:54The last state was Alabama.
32:57Roll Tide, baby.
32:58Roll Tide.
32:59All right, Smelly.
33:00The final question of Slime or No Slime.
33:03Who is older?
33:04You don't know who these people are.
33:07Maybe the last guy.
33:09Who is older?
33:10Mel Brooks or Clint Eastwood?
33:12Clint.
33:13All right.
33:14Her answer is Clint.
33:16As in Clint Eastwood.
33:18Mr. Slime, is she right?
33:20Oh, that's a slime alert.
33:21Mel Brooks is older than Clint Eastwood.
33:23That's some chunky slime.
33:27All right, that's the end of the trivia round.
33:29Smelly, you're in first place.
33:30You will get the ultimate advantage in the beergasm obstacle course.
33:31Jackie, in second place.
33:32You will be starting in the middle.
33:33And of course, Mubi, unfortunately, being in third place, you will be starting in dead
33:34last.
33:35Behind Jackie and Smelly.
33:36But that doesn't mean you're out.
33:37You can still win this.
33:38And of course, Mubi, unfortunately, being in third place, you will be starting in dead
33:42last, behind Jackie and Smelly.
33:47But that doesn't mean you're out.
33:49You can still win this.
33:50Jackie in second place you will be starting in the middle and of course Mubi
33:54Unfortunately great being in third place. You will be starting in dead last behind Jackie and smelly, but that doesn't mean you're out
34:02You can still win this
34:04You don't seem confident. No, I'm getting trauma from surviving
34:09I didn't win anything. It's all right. Well, you know what sometimes it's not about winning
34:13It's about the journey and the friends you meet along the way. Sorry. Yeah, you know
34:17You guys got to hang out bond. Unfortunately, you had to meet mr. Slime
34:21But I think we had a good time would you say we had a good time? I'm having fun. Okay. All right. That's good for sure
34:26Yeah, we're having fun, right?
34:31I'm actually having a wonderful that's how that that's how parties go at Vibzy says we're having fun, right guys, right?
34:36All right, ladies, let's get you up to the beergasm obstacle course sponsored by body armor flash IV rapid rehydration
34:44What do you think your past life was I know in my bones on I was Benjamin Franklin you were Benjamin Franklin
34:51I know in my bones
34:53I
34:54It's gonna hurt so bad
34:56Blue balls in you guys. What do you think of Dave? I love him. I
35:02Think he was sent by God a skittles taste test. Mmm gentlemen, can you name the colors?
35:08I can I can name them all know you can't cuz there's tropical packs
35:11We're not gonna go into that
35:24All right, it is time to compete in the beergasm obstacle course brought to you by body armor flash IV
35:32Rapid rehydration ladies. Are you ready? Yeah?
35:36All right on your mark get set go
35:39Oh
35:41Oh my god. Oh my god. This is
35:45No, you got it. You got it. You got it. You got it.
35:47That's the way for me
35:51Shit
35:53Na na na
35:57Is that cheating?
35:59No. Run in my way, Vibs
36:01Shit
36:03Fuck
36:05Oh my god
36:07Oh my god
36:09Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
36:11Oh my god
36:13We've come with you
36:15Oh
36:17I have to chug both these?
36:23Yep
36:25Wait, chug them first?
36:27Can I touch it?
36:29Yeah, one on my head, one on my head
36:33Oh my god
36:35Oh my god, this could bite me in the fucking ass
36:39Right now
36:41Yes
36:43No
36:45I'll keep forgetting
36:47I know
36:49This is so mean
36:51Oh
36:53Come on
36:55Why do I suck?
36:57Oh
36:59Oh my god, this could bite me in the fucking ass right now
37:01No
37:03I'll keep forgetting
37:05No
37:07I'll keep forgetting
37:08I know
37:09This is so mean
37:10Oh
37:11Come on
37:13Why do I suck?
37:19Wait, did Kelly chug them all?
37:21She's such a good chugger
37:23Easy fucking money
37:31Sit here
37:33Block
37:35Block
37:37Block, block, block, block
37:39Oh
37:41Shit
37:42Wait, where's my gun?
37:43Sally
37:54Wait, what am I?
38:03Oh my shit
38:05Oh my shit
38:14Smelly, you are the
38:15Not only the winner of the trivia portion
38:17You are the winner of the beergasm
38:18She swagged
38:19And the beer game show champion
38:21The grand prize goes to you
38:23You own this pair of heelies now
38:25Hell yeah
38:26Congratulations
38:27And for those watching at home
38:28Thank you
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38:30And be sure to comment who you would like to see next on beer game show
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