Comedian Dara Ó Briain at Victorious Festival

Transcript

00:00 Then I'm left going, "Oh, it's a tough one."

00:02 Not only will I go on strictly come dancing,

00:04 I will record an introductory VT in your school.

00:10 [laughter]

00:12 You will not know the day

00:14 that you'll be sitting in assembly

00:17 minding your own business.

00:19 When your headmistress will come out and goes,

00:22 "Well, girls, we've quite the treat for you this morning."

00:25 And you'll go, "Huh?"

00:27 And then you'll hear, "Bum-ba-da-bum-bum."

00:29 And you'll go, "No!"

00:31 [laughter]

00:33 And I'll come out of it in a light year going,

00:35 "Come here, Sonny! Hey, Sonny!"