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00:00Oh, thank God, we made it on time.
00:06Guys, guys, guys.
00:08Team talk.
00:09We're going to be late.
00:09Yes, I know. I just want to say, I know it's not ideal moving schools midterm.
00:13And I know you miss Chiswick, but it will be okay, okay?
00:17Look, when I changed school when I was 13, I didn't know a single person.
00:20Within half a term, I was voted the most popular girl ever.
00:24How is that even possible?
00:25Mummy's talking.
00:26My point is, I'm a people person.
00:28And historically, our people are people people.
00:32Literally any of those kids out there could be your new BFF.
00:35Okay, so you get out there.
00:37You find your people.
00:44No, no.
00:46Not those people.
00:50Can't park here.
00:51Oh, sorry?
00:52No parking.
00:52Thank you, thanks.
00:58Hey, get back here, you.
01:00Get off.
01:01Look at the state of you, you monkey.
01:03Have a lovely day, Darius.
01:04I love you.
01:06God, I literally hate you.
01:09Shut the front door.
01:11Ah, look at you.
01:13You're up to a funeral.
01:14No, I've got a work meeting at 9.30.
01:17Yeah, of course you have.
01:18Get in.
01:18I'll drop you off.
01:20Okay.
01:23So, you're Georgie and my Darius back in the same class again.
01:27Must be the end of days, you leave in Chiswick.
01:29Oh, I'm done with W4.
01:31I'm all about Soha.
01:32Oh, what's Soha?
01:34Oh, it's, um, it's what the property experts call South Harlston.
01:38Oh, it's like that area around Wyrmwood Scrubs Prison.
01:41Yeah, but it's called Soha.
01:43It's Soha, Noha, Eha, Weha.
01:46Ah-ha.
01:46Ah-ha, I'm actually glad I took the kids out of private school.
01:50They've got way more chance of getting into Oxbridge from a bog-standard state.
01:54Hickcroft is fantastic.
01:55They've got a great STEM hub.
01:57Okay.
01:57And a rock choir.
01:59And the torture scene from A Clockwork Orange was filmed in the playground.
02:03They're more of a book person, Anne.
02:05Well, it's actually based on a book.
02:06Gosh, it's so great to meet you.
02:08Yeah.
02:09Yes.
02:09After all these years.
02:11So great.
02:12Yeah.
02:13Because we were worried about you there for a while.
02:15Well, what's with your divorce and your shop, sorry, store closing and your falling out with your mammy?
02:21All right, Anne.
02:24Don't you worry about little old me.
02:27It's all good.
02:29So, what is the skinny with the school, please?
02:34Are there any movers and shakers?
02:36Any fun mums?
02:37Well, I'm here.
02:38I think someone's dad is a coroner.
02:44And, oh, Morton's mammy, Della, she runs that restaurant, Shin.
02:48And I think...
02:49Wait, back up with Shin.
02:50Yeah, you know that place beside the megachurch that used to be Debenham's?
02:53Yeah, I know Shin, Anne.
02:55Oh, yeah.
02:56That Ossobuco is off the charts.
03:00Wow.
03:01Key change.
03:02Are you in Della Frye bum chums?
03:03Oh, God, no, no, no.
03:04I sometimes see her at football, but she mostly keeps herself to herself.
03:07What football?
03:09All our kids play for Hounslow Eagles.
03:11Right.
03:12Hounslow Eagles.
03:14Yeah.
03:14I'm afraid, Anne, I'm going to have to drop you here.
03:16Oh, yeah.
03:17We're just nowhere near the station.
03:18I'm sorry.
03:19I've barely got enough charge to get myself home.
03:21Oh, yeah.
03:22Okay.
03:22There's the price I pay for going green.
03:26Oh, would you put that in the bin on your way?
03:28Yeah, of course.
03:31Siri, nearest Sports Direct.
03:50Mal.
03:51Yeah, me again.
03:52Guess what I'm going to ask?
03:53As you know, I need to park there to charge my car.
03:58I'm sorry if my saving the planet annoys you.
04:00It does annoy me.
04:01You've blocked me in.
04:02Can you move your car, please?
04:05There's a charging point literally down the road.
04:08Please don't mansplain.
04:09That is not mansplaining.
04:11Oh, so now you're mansplaining mansplaining.
04:13I'm going to be late for football.
04:15Hashtag me too.
04:17It's not what hashtag me too...
04:18Forget about it.
04:20Georgie, Manus, we need to leave in five minutes.
04:34What?
04:35The Wi-Fi's gone off.
04:37Mama!
04:37No!
04:39Turn it back on her.
04:42Oh, darling, let me in before I get mugged.
04:45What can I do for you, Mummy?
04:46We're going out.
04:47I love how you've made your little house look so swishy.
04:50I thought I'd bring you a little tuck parcel from Waitrose,
04:53now that you've only got a Tesco Metro.
04:55A little splash of wine and some earl grey chocks for the children
04:58and goji berries for you.
05:00Oh, well, that actually will be really nice for my birch and muesli.
05:03You're still doing breakfast?
05:05While I'm here, would you do up my brassiere?
05:07Why can't Joy do it?
05:08That's what you pay her for.
05:09Manus!
05:10Georgie, we're going!
05:11I'm not talking to Joy.
05:13Why do you insist I need a PA?
05:15Mummy, Joy is your carer.
05:16Oh, ridiculous.
05:17I'm perfectly capable.
05:18Now, just do up my bra and I'll be on my way.
05:21Come on.
05:24No, looser.
05:24Looser.
05:25Okay.
05:27Oh, look at you two sporty bobs.
05:30Kiss, kiss for gang, gang.
05:33Oh, I don't spend enough time with my little bears.
05:36Well, Mummy, you could come with us to football.
05:37God, no.
05:38Do you mind if I use your loo?
05:40I can let myself out.
05:41But you're going to have to help me out of my Spanx.
05:43Show!
05:47Brilliant.
05:48Go on the season, that.
05:49Shut up.
05:51Hiya, Mel.
05:52You're very brave out here, roughing the slot in your shorts.
05:55No one else wants to do it.
05:57Plus, I love being called a pedo for an hour and a half.
05:59Yeah.
05:59Hey, Dad.
06:01Hey.
06:02How you doing, fella?
06:03Oh, someone's discovered aftershave.
06:05Oh, get off, man.
06:06There he is.
06:09The big man in the short shorts.
06:13I'd wear shorts like that non-stop if I had legs like yours.
06:16How does it bad be, JJ?
06:18Did Abs get that prolapse sorted?
06:20Yeah, no, she's doing great.
06:21Thank you for asking.
06:22Don't be tempted to go for the vaginal mesh,
06:24because, jeez, it's a job getting that stuff out there
06:26once it's fused with your lining.
06:28Yes, I will definitely pass that on.
06:31So, here's in his bag.
06:33Abs told me to tell you his toothbrush and he's charging.
06:35Cool.
06:35You heading off?
06:41No, I thought I'd hang around.
06:45Watch a bit of the old footy.
06:46Didn't know you were a fan of football?
06:48Yeah, of course.
06:49I love it, mate.
06:50Can't get enough of it.
06:52In fact, if you need someone to be one of the flag bearers...
06:57They're desperate for someone to coach the under-15s girls.
07:00No, I don't think that.
07:02I'll put your name down.
07:04Okay, okay.
07:06She made it.
07:07Guys, you are going to love Amanda.
07:09We're old mum chums from junior school.
07:12Hi!
07:12Hello.
07:13Hi.
07:15Do you guys know each other?
07:16Yeah, we're neighbours.
07:17I live above him.
07:18He's very much beneath me.
07:20Hi, I'm JJ, Ned's stepdad.
07:22Oh, sweet!
07:23Is there a viewing deck or, like, somewhere inside to watch from?
07:27Yes, there's a Bollinger marquee just behind the men's bogs.
07:30I think that's very funny.
07:32He's joking.
07:33I know.
07:33There was a gazebo, but it got blown away in storm, Gerald.
07:36Are you cold, Amanda?
07:38Would you take my dry robe?
07:39I don't think so, Anne.
07:41Actually, give me the dry robe.
07:43Oh, yeah, sure, of course.
07:44Listen, um, me and some mum chums are going to sink some fizz later if you fancy meeting
07:49the Anne gang.
07:50You're more than welcome to join us, too, man.
07:51Oh, I can't tonight, Anne.
07:52I've got Ned this weekend.
07:54I've got the techniques out.
07:54I'm going to give him a crash course at some old school UK garage.
07:57Oh, that sounds horrific.
07:58I'll definitely need to be out of the house.
08:00It's a yes from me, Anne.
08:01Oi, pedo!
08:03Are we playing a what?
08:05Oh, phew.
08:07She's talking to you.
08:10Right, wish me luck.
08:11All right, come on, girls.
08:13Let's get started.
08:13Oh, my God.
08:15There she is.
08:16Della Frye.
08:17Wow.
08:18Did you eat her piece in the Evening Standard?
08:20They're opening another shin in Kilburn.
08:22Double shin.
08:24Right.
08:24Yeah.
08:24Oh, that's her wife, Fee.
08:26Oh.
08:28Wife.
08:29So, they're...
08:31Oh, they're lesbians.
08:32Oh, right, yes.
08:32Yeah.
08:33My turn, yes.
08:35I got it, yeah.
08:36It's the 21st century.
08:37There's no need to be so weird about it.
08:39Okay.
08:44How do I look?
08:45Oh, like a butterfly from a chrysalis.
08:50Oh, my God, where is she going?
08:52Oh, I left you in charge for one day, Diego.
08:54It's just in a scallop.
08:56You're not splitting the bloody atom.
08:59Oi!
08:59Yeah.
09:01Get off the bench!
09:03Yeah.
09:04Oh!
09:05Oh!
09:06Oh!
09:08Oh!
09:08It's okay, I'm fine.
09:10I'm okay!
09:11Yeah.
09:11I'm fine!
09:14Oh, God, it's me!
09:15I'm fine!
09:16It's fine, thank you!
09:19Hi.
09:20Hi.
09:21Your coat's fucked.
09:23Are you all right, then?
09:24She's fine.
09:25Oh, don't worry.
09:26It's, um...
09:26It's last season.
09:28Okay, everyone.
09:29Mom?
09:30Can we please go home and let you freeze her?
09:32Sure thing, baby.
09:33Okay, Della, we're going.
09:34Oh, we're going home.
09:35Morton, where are you going?
09:37You're supposed to be the goalie!
09:38Oh, my God!
09:39Are you okay?
09:40Yeah, thank God Della was there to rescue me.
09:43Oh, God!
09:44Can everyone please stop kicking balls at my head?
09:53Ah!
09:54Oh, God!
09:56Mommy!
09:56What the hell?
09:59Well, you were out, so I made a spot of lunch and thought I'd have a little siesta.
10:03Please go home.
10:04Joy will be waiting for you.
10:06Also, I need to get changed.
10:08What for?
10:09I'm having...
10:10Actually, you're right.
10:11It doesn't matter.
10:12It's only drinks with Anne.
10:13Well, I can look after the kiddywinks for you.
10:14No, it's fine.
10:15I'll be in and out.
10:16It's just a drive-by dazzle.
10:18Give Anne a boost.
10:19Can you please get out of my bed?
10:21Well, at least let me finish my wine.
10:24Ah, bloody Joy.
10:25First name, Kill.
10:27She's a sociopath.
10:28I've heard about this.
10:29She's gaslighting me.
10:30Mommy, please go home.
10:35What?
10:36What now?
10:39You've blocked me in again.
10:40Well, I thought you were staying in and playing your awful garage.
10:43No, Ned's been invited to a party at Morton, so I'm Uber Dad for the night.
10:47Morton at St. Delafri's daughter.
10:48There's a party at her house.
10:49Yeah, our whole class is going.
10:50Oh, hello.
10:52Back inside, Mommy.
10:53Your babysitting manners.
10:55These could be our people, Georgie.
11:06All right?
11:06So just be cool.
11:07Hi.
11:17Hi.
11:18So you found us okay, then, yeah?
11:19Yeah.
11:20It was fine, thanks, Morton.
11:22I love that top, Beatty Dubs.
11:23Oh, Beatty Dubs.
11:24That's cute.
11:26Is your mum in?
11:27Your mum's just because I bought some flowers.
11:30Yeah.
11:31Mum!
11:31Fee!
11:32Oh, the other.
11:33Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.
11:34Hey, hi.
11:35Hi.
11:36I'm coming.
11:36You can be, Georgie.
11:37Hey, you must be Fee.
11:38I'm Amanda.
11:39I just wanted to give you these.
11:41Well, Della, I don't know.
11:43This is something for saving my life.
11:46Oh, aren't you a sweetheart?
11:48Do you want to come in?
11:48Yes.
11:49Yeah, I'm sure I have time.
11:51I might just actually get rid of these first, though, because Della fucking hates lilies.
11:56Oh.
11:57Oh, excuse the box.
11:58Oh.
11:58That is my ceramic kiln.
12:02Oh, do you put that?
12:03Yeah, well, that's the plan, though I do need to get a non-flammable floor.
12:07That'll teach me not to go on Amazon piss.
12:09Come on in.
12:12Hey, hi.
12:13Oh, look at you, sauteing away.
12:15It's like watching a bear.
12:16Della, this is Amanda, one of the mums from Morton's class.
12:19She bought you these.
12:20Amanda, yeah.
12:21There were some flowers in the flowers.
12:23Just to say, thank you for being my hero at football.
12:29Oh, yeah, you're the one who went to our silver tit.
12:31I know.
12:33Yeah.
12:35Bless her.
12:36Can I just say, I am such a big fan of your work.
12:41You must get that a lot.
12:43Yeah.
12:43I'm actually like a mega foodie myself.
12:45I used to work for a house at Cueva Addis in my 20s, so I know my parfait from my brulee.
12:50Yeah, well, they're very different foods.
12:52Yes.
12:53Yeah, well, yeah, I know.
12:54You can't see a drink, Vans.
12:55I'm just making a pisco sour.
12:56Ooh, Wells, yeah.
12:58No, I'm absolutely loving your crib, by the way.
13:00Oh, thank you.
13:01Yeah, so bohemian, but also, like, utilitarian.
13:04What are you doing asking her for a drink?
13:06I'm already cooking for 15 teenagers on my one night off.
13:08I don't have the bandwidth for small talk.
13:10Oh, come on, babe.
13:12She's new, and I just think she's a bit lonely.
13:15Georgie settled in okay at A-Crop.
13:16Yeah.
13:17It's a great school.
13:18We love it.
13:19It has a lot of problems.
13:20Totally.
13:21No, no.
13:21I mean, we love it for its problems.
13:24Apparently, if you're a film buff, you'll like this.
13:26They shot one of the scenes from a chocolate orange in the playground.
13:31Yeah.
13:31Kind of cool.
13:32Oh.
13:33Martin!
13:34Doorbell!
13:35I've got this out.
13:36Martin!
13:37Martin!
13:40What's that, Jim Chiminy?
13:41Chimichurri.
13:42Chimichurri.
13:43Amanda introduced me, actually, to oats milk and face primer, and doing tricep dips using
13:49a kitchen chair.
13:50Yeah.
13:50She must have got lost.
13:52I'll just resend the what three words.
13:54What term?
13:54So, uh, mattress, indigo, cattery.
14:02Okay.
14:03Great.
14:07The master at work.
14:10Dad, would you mind if I got a quick pick for my socials?
14:13I do mind, actually.
14:13I respect that.
14:18Well, they scuffed all the hot dogs.
14:20Ofi, come and try this.
14:21Off the knife.
14:22Just like the Catalonians.
14:29That is insane, babe.
14:34I'll have what she's having.
14:38Just a little taste.
14:40Oh, lovely.
14:40So amazing.
14:43Oh, I got it.
14:45Wow.
14:46That is some good cookery.
14:48Are you in the restaurant game, Fee?
14:50God, no.
14:51I was in fashion.
14:52Oh.
14:53Stylist.
14:54Of course.
14:54Hello.
14:55And interiors.
14:56I actually designed this place.
14:58Wow.
14:58What a power couple.
14:59Oh, thanks.
15:03Uh, mustard little missy.
15:06I see you, Morton.
15:07It's cool, right, mums?
15:08Hmm?
15:09Oh, no.
15:09Put that back, Morton.
15:11You're 14 years old, guys.
15:12Yeah, you never pair pork with Prosecco.
15:14Uh, go with a light red.
15:17Or, hold on.
15:19Yeah, a robust white.
15:20Like this.
15:21Okay?
15:23You know, I prefer them to be drinking here than on the streets.
15:26Yeah, I trained in France, and I like their relaxed approach.
15:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, me too, Della.
15:32I'm just the same.
15:32I love the whole Dupin, Dupin, Dupin, Dupin, Dupin thing.
15:38Yeah.
15:39Right.
15:39Shutters down.
15:40Service is over.
15:41I am ready for a hot tub, baby.
15:43Mmm.
15:43I'm going for a dip in a submarine, mums, if you fancy.
15:46Uh, she has no swimmers.
15:48Well, she doesn't need any.
15:49Um, like, skinny dipping.
15:55No, I mean, you can borrow some.
15:56Oh!
15:58I'm sorry, I hope you didn't think, because you're both together, that I thought that you'd be.
16:03Sorry, that's so...
16:04I don't know why I said that.
16:06Great.
16:07Yes, I'd love to be brilliant.
16:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:08No problem, don't worry, Della.
16:10I'll just pop upstairs and get you some.
16:12You sit here.
16:12Okay, Della, wait a minute.
16:13I think I'm going to head.
16:15We're off to go eight, first thing.
16:17Uh, yeah, you'll meet Amanda another time.
16:19Hi.
16:19Yeah.
16:32Ah!
16:34Mal!
16:37Oh, God, hello!
16:40What about your lads night in?
16:41Well, Ned's gone to a party, so, you know.
16:43I've all that still to come, sure.
16:45Darius is still only little, yeah.
16:47I left him at home watching gladiators snuggled up with Mr. Blanky.
16:52Yeah, I can't really complain.
16:53If I had the choice between chaps and girls and watching my dad boil pasta, I know what I'd choose.
16:57Yeah, I know what I'd choose!
17:02Oh, it's Amanda.
17:03I knew she'd come.
17:05Hello!
17:05Oh, hey, um...
17:07Oh.
17:09You okay, Amanda?
17:10No, um...
17:11I'm not feeling great, actually, and I lay down for a nap and I've literally just woken up.
17:18You do sound a bit awful.
17:19Yeah.
17:20Can I bring you anything, uh, albis oil?
17:22I think I'm just going to stay in bed, Anne.
17:25I'm just so gutted to this short little gathering.
17:27Okay, well, uh...
17:29Bye, Amanda.
17:29You rest up now.
17:30Bye, Anne.
17:33Amanda!
17:33Are you coming in?
17:34Oh, wow!
17:35You're coming, Fee!
17:37Oh, God.
17:38This is so nice.
17:40It's so fresh.
17:41You can't even smell the chlorine.
17:42That's because I don't use chlorine.
17:44I actually did a homeopathy diploma a few years ago.
17:47Don't believe in chemicals.
17:49Right.
17:49Yeah.
17:52Tell that to M.R.C.
17:57Oh, gosh.
17:59You think we should go check what the kids are up to?
18:01No.
18:03Oh, there she is.
18:04Let's get this party started.
18:07Fee!
18:07Put it in Zen mode.
18:08Yeah.
18:09It's fabulous.
18:12Oh, that's nice.
18:16Oh, God.
18:18Sorry.
18:18Sorry, sorry, sorry.
18:20You all right, babe?
18:21Yeah, sorry.
18:21It's Sonny's carer.
18:24I hired her to take the pressure off me, and now I'm managing both of them.
18:27Sorry.
18:28You don't need to hear any of that.
18:29Della went through all that recently with her mum.
18:31Oh, really?
18:33Yeah.
18:34It's brutal.
18:36Down straight.
18:36Would you like some mushrooms?
18:42Yeah.
18:42Yeah?
18:43Sure.
18:43Yeah.
18:44Thank you, Della.
18:44I love mushrooms.
18:45Although I'm going to go out on a limb.
18:46I'm not a big fan of truffle oil.
18:48I think once Cafe Rouge starts putting on its chips, it sort of loses its jaw a bit.
18:52No, no.
18:53Magic mushrooms.
18:55Della makes them with chocolate.
18:58Oh, cool, cool, cool, cool.
19:02Cool, cool, cool.
19:04Cool.
19:04Hmm?
19:06Oh, nice.
19:09Big bit.
19:10Yeah.
19:11Let's get back on the bubble.
19:14Yes, man.
19:15Now it's my night off.
19:17Hello.
19:19Now.
19:21Now.
19:22Yes, man.
19:24Woo.
19:24Woo.
19:24Woo.
19:25Woo.
19:26Take him down.
19:35Take him down.
19:36Oh.
19:37Josh, can you hear me?
19:38You go down the gully.
19:40He's locked in.
19:41Manus.
19:41Manus, darling.
19:43One sec, Josh.
19:44Who are you talking to?
19:46My friend Josh.
19:47As long as you're not being groomed, darling.
19:50Do you want to go?
19:51Not with this risk, kiddo.
19:53Busted it, shucking oysters.
19:55Mummy says it's osteoarthritis and you're only going to get worse.
19:59Who does she?
20:01Mrs. Anderson.
20:03Oh, it's bloody joy.
20:05She's found me.
20:06Shall I open the door?
20:07Absolutely not.
20:08Turn off the light.
20:09Come on.
20:10Mrs. Anderson.
20:12Are you in there?
20:14She's like the Terminator.
20:16Is she trying to kill you?
20:17Good ass.
20:19You know, she won't let me have a drink until five.
20:25Yeah.
20:29Oh, Christ.
20:33Should we?
20:34Do you think we should see if the kids are all right?
20:36No, it's fine.
20:38The shit we got up to when we were there, Ayn.
20:40We'd have been knocking butt fast.
20:42The old demon, Raybina.
20:47Just going to nip to the loo.
20:49Mushrooms will do that to you, men.
21:03Georgie.
21:04Oh, my God.
21:05Why are you here?
21:06Georgie, we're going.
21:08Bye.
21:09Why are you in a dressing gown?
21:13Because I was in the hot tub.
21:15Gross.
21:15Grab your shoes.
21:16I'll get my knickers.
21:18Oh, my God.
21:20Is that Ayn's little boy?
21:22Uh-huh.
21:22What have you been drinking, Darius?
21:25It's something called Armagnac.
21:27Armagnac.
21:28The G is silent.
21:29Darius?
21:30Is this your phone?
21:33Call Anne.
21:34Call his mom.
21:34Can't you?
21:35No, because it doesn't matter.
21:36Just say that Darius needs to go home, and I will tell Dalaran for you we're leaving.
21:41Do you want some water?
21:42Mm-hmm.
21:43There's Ned, when he was two.
21:49Le cofate bonbon.
21:51He used to snuggle into bed between me and Abs.
21:54Why is your Darius still does that?
21:57Oh, look, there's Darius.
21:59In his little helmet.
22:00For his rhombus-shaped head.
22:03Those are...
22:03Oh, God!
22:06I didn't see anything.
22:07No, no, no, those are for the dermatologist.
22:09Just check that the moles of my chest haven't grown.
22:11I didn't see.
22:11Oh, Darius.
22:16Hello, Bunny.
22:19What?
22:27Hey, um...
22:28Don't panic, but this is a nightmare.
22:30I've just had a call, and something awful has happened at Fiendela's house.
22:33Oh, goodness.
22:34All the children are there!
22:35I don't know how they got there, but they're all there.
22:37So I've called all the other parents, and I'll get Georgie for you.
22:39No!
22:40No need!
22:41Hey, guys.
22:50I'm actually going to have to bust a move.
22:53I know, Boo, but thank you so much for such a terrific evening.
22:57Oh, don't be a Boo-ba-bun.
22:59Oh, I know.
23:00There's some parents here, and they're acting really fucking hectic.
23:03Oh, really?
23:04Yeah, thank you.
23:04What's that name out of that?
23:05It's my one night off!
23:07Are you serious?
23:08Oh, for fuck's sake!
23:09Oh, where's the towel?
23:11Babe!
23:11Huh?
23:11I'm really coming up.
23:14Georgie, meet me by the car.
23:17Morton said I could sleep over and everything.
23:19Shh!
23:19Get up!
23:19Oh!
23:24Bloody thing!
23:26Right.
23:28I'll just charge her for a minute.
23:29Ned, don't move.
23:40Darius!
23:41Darius!
23:41You all right, Ned?
23:42He is.
23:43I've checked.
23:44No signs of intoxication.
23:45Darius?
23:46Oh, Darius!
23:47My baby!
23:50That smells like Christmas.
23:51Has he been drinking Armagnac?
23:54I warned you about alcohol.
23:56I showed you that video of David Hasselhoff eating a burger off the floor.
23:59Just go away.
24:00Where did she even get it?
24:01Was it little?
24:04What?
24:04It's so funny.
24:05Sorry, lovely.
24:06Look, I just gave them a few bottles from the cellar.
24:08It's no big deal.
24:09No big deal?
24:10It's a very big deal.
24:11They're 15 years of age, for Christ's sake.
24:13Yeah, they're 15 years of age.
24:14I don't like your attitude.
24:15I don't like your attitude.
24:17Hold us.
24:18Oh, shh.
24:19No, no, hold us.
24:19I'll be booze.
24:20No, you all right there, Amanda?
24:24Oh, the poor thing.
24:25Look, you made her come in all the way from her sick bed in Soha.
24:28What?
24:28I'm in and out and I don't want to give you my lucky.
24:30Just give you my car quick juice.
24:32You know what, Amanda?
24:32It's worse than we talk because Della gave booze to our children.
24:35Oh, grow up.
24:36That is not cool.
24:38What do you mean?
24:39You said it was fine.
24:40Huh?
24:40Della, have you been here all evening?
24:44No.
24:44I mean, I was en route to see you.
24:48You were balls deep in our jacuzzi up to five minutes ago.
24:51All right.
24:52Calm down.
24:53You lied to me.
24:54Hey, Anne.
24:55While you were sinking Chablis in the pub, I was saving your child.
24:58I was saving all your children.
24:59I literally waded through vomit.
25:01Was this after you dragged yourself out of the jacuzzi?
25:03All right.
25:04Everybody, please leave my house.
25:06Thank you, Della.
25:07No, especially you.
25:10You know what?
25:13Forget it.
25:14I'm out.
25:16All right.
25:16Come on, big man.
25:18Come on.
25:18Come on.
25:19Where are they?
25:20I came here tonight to find my people.
25:24Well, the people have spoken, and they have said we are very, not very nice people.
25:32Okay, everybody, get out!
25:52I'm serious this time.
25:54Tear off!
25:54Let that be a lift to you, you silly Billy.
26:16If you have come to rub it in, Anne, do you want a lift?
26:21Sorry I had to come and get me.
26:22That's all right.
26:23I like doing boring dad stuff.
26:25I miss it.
26:26You hungry?
26:27Yeah, I'm hot dogs with this.
26:28Garsting.
26:31You're on sick ball duty.
26:33Yep.
26:37All right, who's ready to rave?
26:42Come on, son.
26:46Hello?
26:49Mummy?
26:50Manus?
26:50Quick, shut the door before she sees us.
26:55Who?
26:56Hello?
26:57Mrs. Anderson?
27:00I've come to take you home.
27:03Oh, well done.
27:05If you want to create a space like this, this is my advice.
27:08Be intentional and be more with less.
27:11You know, guys, it's funny.
27:13I have this thing I say.
27:14Why spend money on material things when space and light is free?
27:18Georgie!
27:20Focus, please.
27:23Something missing.
27:24A flat screen TV?
27:25And something to sit on?
27:26I need an obje that speaks to the sincerity of the space.
27:29Hi, Mal.
27:34Oh, come for your post, have you?
27:36Well, I...
27:36Just to clarify, I'm 34.
27:38You're 34A.
27:40This makes no sense.
27:41I have the front door.
27:41I should be 34.
27:42And you should be 34B.
27:44Either way, can you just use the right address so I don't get all of your deliveries for perimenopause...
27:49They're for my mother, thank you.
27:51Mal, this is actually a professional call.
27:53You're a landscape person.
27:55Where would I find a branch?
27:57I've been trying a tree.
28:12No, Mal, you're grand.
28:14Anne, down a bit.
28:17Up a bit.
28:17Down, down a bit.
28:19So, Della, I heard a rumour you are doing the clubby barbecue.
28:22Oh, yeah, yeah.
28:23My wife kindly volunteered my services.
28:26Because, you know, after a hard week of frying meat in a restaurant, she really wanted to fry meat in a car park.
28:30Well, all I might ask is that you don't make anyone sick.
28:33Like they were at a certain teenage rampage at your house.
28:35Do you want me to raise funds for your new bog or what-and?
28:37It's not my new bog.
28:39It's actually a macerator for the clubhouse toilets.
28:42Well, our trusty, rusty cock hangers finally given out then?
28:44Yeah, I'm afraid so.
28:45It's got a real hammering at the Crown Bowls disco last weekend.
28:49Hi, all.
28:50Hi.
28:50Hello.
28:51How are you?
28:52This is Felicity.
28:53Oh, you brought your mammy?
28:55Yes.
28:55Oh, if I'd have known, I'd have brought my mammy.
28:57Aw.
28:57And we could have had a bring your mammy to the park day.
28:59Right.
29:00This is Fi and this is Della of Shinfame.
29:05Shinfame?
29:06Fame.
29:06Shinfame.
29:07I'm famous for her restaurant, Shin.
29:12Fashion.
29:13Stylist.
29:13Model.
29:14You've still got it, babe.
29:16And are you a big fan of the football, Felicity?
29:19Oh, God, no.
29:19No, I'm here for my sporty bob, Georgie.
29:21And the shorts.
29:23Sorry, Mal.
29:24Mammy's never heard of the Me Too movement.
29:26No, I have, thanks.
29:27We used to call it flirting.
29:30Hey, bratgirl Summer.
29:31Look at you.
29:33Very cute.
29:34Very demure.
29:35You smell very lush.
29:36Is that Tom Ford?
29:38Nah, it's just me.
29:39You checking out your socials.
29:41You should follow me.
29:42Look up.
29:42Senuous.
29:43Sensuous.
29:44Senuous.
29:45That's it.
29:46Yeah.
29:46Is that even a word?
29:47Well, it means sumptuous luxury.
29:49Also very lithe, very supple.
29:50I had to create a word to capture me.
29:53I'm very hard to describe.
29:55Tall.
29:56Blonde.
29:56Posh.
29:57That's very reductive, Mal.
29:58Anyway, my mantra is minimal, natural, simple.
30:03I'm actually reclaiming the word simpleton.
30:04Oh, well.
30:05Yeah.
30:05If anyone can.
30:06You should follow me, Della.
30:08It's a public account, so yeah.
30:09I'll give you a follow.
30:12Yeah.
30:13Yeah, sure.
30:14I had to set up an account to keep eyes on Darius.
30:16At the moment, it's all Fortnite and Gladiator and UK trap drills.
30:19What about his Finsta?
30:21What about his whatsta?
30:22Fake Insta.
30:23It's where the kids put all the stuff they don't want the olds to read.
30:25Darius doesn't have one, does?
30:26According to Mumsnet, they all do.
30:28Don't go there, Anne.
30:29It kind of works.
30:30Anyway, Senuous is really gaining traction.
30:33I've actually just been approached to do a piece on minimal living by a magazine.
30:37You might have heard of it, Della.
30:38So her high life.
30:39The free estate agent's mag.
30:42Yes.
30:42Yeah, we use it for Morton's rabbit hut.
30:44Yeah, it's gratis, but it's very aspirational.
30:47For rabbits.
30:48So there is a photographer coming on Monday.
30:51Yeah, just some informal shots of me in my crib.
30:56Yeah, next stop.
30:57Living, et cetera, probably.
31:00I don't know.
31:01Yo, if you have any bric-a-brac that you want to offload for the car boot sale tomorrow?
31:05I mean, maybe like a single candle or something, Anne.
31:08What about all the stuff you dumped in my garage when Johnny stopped paying for your storage?
31:12Hardly bric-a-brac, mummy.
31:13Like, a couple of curated items from my style archive.
31:22Does Soha High Life know you're a secret hoarder?
31:29We're going to need a bigger boot.
31:35Anne, focus.
31:36Mal needs a hand.
31:37Oh, sorry.
31:39Look, Amanda, I found your high horse.
31:41Very amusing, Mal.
31:42This was actually the focal point of my old extension.
31:46Can I keep this here, mummy?
31:47No, darling, I'm converting this into a home sauna.
31:49Haven't got space for it elsewhere.
31:51You have four bedrooms and two receptions and a conservatory.
31:53It's not my fault I got to keep the house in my divorce.
31:56Yes, I am single.
31:59Don't worry, she has a carer to keep her company.
32:00She was not a carer, she was my PA.
32:03I had to let her go when I found her restiepe in my creme de la mer.
32:06This is great, actually.
32:07It's really good.
32:08Yeah, no, I'm so ready to streamline all these investment pieces.
32:12Hello, Anne.
32:16Could you deem scroll on your own time?
32:18Okay, it's just that the way to find a kid's finsta is through his rinsta followers.
32:22And I have just noticed that Darius is being followed by Pierce Bronson.
32:26Oh.
32:27Actually, no, sorry.
32:28It's Percy Bronson.
32:29Right.
32:30He's my uncle.
32:31And he's a GP in Kildare.
32:32Okay.
32:33You used to live in a stately home.
32:35Mal, no.
32:37Don't be silly.
32:37You know, this was my last-minute mirror for touch-ups by the front door.
32:40All right, what about you, Felicity?
32:44You can't boot in.
32:45Do you want to stick anything in the van?
32:46Sadly, no.
32:47I've got to say goodbye to my darling friend Bunny tomorrow.
32:49Oh, nice.
32:50Where's she off to?
32:51The afterlife, if there is such a thing.
32:53Actually, Bunny was an atheist, so probably not for her.
32:55Shit.
32:56Sorry.
32:57Who's Bunny?
32:57We modelled together in the 80s.
32:59Oh.
33:00She had an incredible right leg.
33:02And my left was a standout.
33:04So we often got booked together for hosiery shoots.
33:06Oh, sweet.
33:07Yes.
33:08Anyway, dead now.
33:14Does Amanda actually make any money from this senuous stuff?
33:17Oh, God, no.
33:18Her ex, Johnny, he covers the mortgage in the child support.
33:21And her aunt died a couple of years ago and left her a bit.
33:23But she's probably come to the end of that now.
33:26Oh.
33:27What?
33:28I just found it.
33:29Darius Finster.
33:31It wasn't even that difficult.
33:33Holy Christ!
33:34What?
33:35It says he's in a relationship.
33:38What does that mean?
33:39Darius has a girlfriend.
33:40Or boyfriend.
33:42Who is she?
33:42I mean, it doesn't say.
33:43How do I find her?
33:44Or him.
33:45I've just run out of juice.
33:47Give me a cable.
33:48I've just said they're malady juice.
33:49Oh, right.
33:49Calm down.
33:50Here, breathe into this.
33:53I told you not to go there.
33:57Just a nail to crisp crumb.
34:00Sorry.
34:01Oh.
34:01Oh, look at those, uh, grassy basket things you've made.
34:19They're fantastic.
34:20Shall I hang some around your table?
34:22Yeah.
34:23But I wouldn't want them to catch on fire, you see.
34:26I'll be having that setting up.
34:27Yeah.
34:27Good.
34:28Looking good, babes.
34:30Yep.
34:31Bring her in.
34:32Bring her in.
34:33Yeah.
34:34Keep going.
34:35Bring her in.
34:36Whoa.
34:36Okay.
34:37Yeah.
34:37You're grand there.
34:45Mal.
34:46Still no obvious signs of arousal or flirtation.
34:49And a top of the morning to you too, Anne.
34:51I've been watching Darius like a hawk, and I'm still none the wiser about his secret girlfriend.
34:54Or boyfriend.
34:55Do you know who he's getting with, Ned?
34:57This is a girl at school.
34:58Who's he shifting?
34:58Anne.
35:00Huh.
35:00It only means kissing with tongues.
35:03Where shall I park, Anne, please?
35:05Oh, right.
35:06Just follow the cones all the way down to the end, and the under-12s goalie will find
35:10your space.
35:17Hey, Amanda.
35:18Just follow the cones down, and the under-12s goalie will show you the way.
35:22Amanda.
35:23Amanda.
35:24Amanda.
35:27Stella.
35:28Hi.
35:28Is this spot free?
35:30No, it's the fire break.
35:31Okay, thanks.
35:33Hi, Amanda.
35:33I'm sorry.
35:34I'm sorry.
35:35That's not a spot.
35:36I'll have to put you in the overspill.
35:37No, it's great.
35:42Fee!
35:42Hiya, man.
35:43Hi, kids.
35:46Um, your parasol is encroaching on the walkway.
35:50Is it, though?
35:51It's a trip hazard.
35:53And that is a naked flame.
35:54And this whole scenario is like the opening sequence of an episode of Casualty.
35:57Happy?
36:04Happy?
36:10I'm going to check out the stools.
36:11Okay.
36:12Oh, Manus, nothing that won't fit in a drawer or the bin, please.
36:15Amanda!
36:17Come and get your stuff!
36:18Yeah, bring it over!
36:19I said, come and get it!
36:22Yes!
36:23Bring it over!
36:34You getting rid of all your crap?
36:35Well, I wouldn't call it crap, but, um, yeah, as it says on my profile, I don't amass, I
36:40eschew.
36:40Bless you.
36:42You know, I'm Stacey Solomon in my basement.
36:44Oh!
36:44I need to make room for my new workshop.
36:47You know, I really believe that there is money to be made in this.
36:51Here, for you.
36:52Ah!
36:54Is it kindling?
36:55No, I did a wicker weaving workshop.
36:58I can't stop.
37:00You've got to get into basketry, babe.
37:01It's like pure mindfulness.
37:03And you get a rattan coaster at the end.
37:05Wow!
37:06Thanks, Fi.
37:07You're welcome.
37:07I'm sorry!
37:08Sorry!
37:09Sorry, I've not arranged everything yet.
37:10Could you just not touch the...
37:12I'm looking for a hoover.
37:13Have you got one?
37:15Do I look like I sell hoovers?
37:17I don't think so.
37:19No.
37:23What's this?
37:24A candle snuffer.
37:25To snuff out candles at the end of a dinner party.
37:2720p.
37:28Please move on.
37:29We haven't even officially opened.
37:43I'm literally older than you.
37:48Who?
37:49Is this a scythe?
37:50Um, no.
37:52God, man.
37:53You really know your tools.
37:55Here, I did a coffee run.
37:56Thought you could do with a caffeine injection.
37:57Oh.
37:58Thanks, JJ.
37:59No.
38:00You got a good spot?
38:01Oh, yeah.
38:02Got her at 6am.
38:03Had the whole car parked to myself for an hour and a half.
38:05You would not believe how many seagulls there are at that time in the morning.
38:09And this is London.
38:12Yeah, black-headed, not herring, but still.
38:15How are you, JJ?
38:16Yeah.
38:17Ready to raise some serious masticator money.
38:20I've just had me emptying out the loft all week.
38:21Oh, extending up.
38:23JJ's building me a mini gym.
38:24Yeah, but I'll probably F it up.
38:26I'm not good with my hands.
38:27It's not like your dad.
38:28Oh, yeah.
38:28You be careful.
38:29My cousin Gerard, he fell off the roof when he was doing our loft.
38:32Yeah.
38:32Landed on the barbecue, got a shash lick skewer right through the thigh.
38:36Missed his testicle by a whisker.
38:38I would recommend him for your loft, but he has flashbacks every time he sees a ladder.
38:42And also, he's just moved to Canada.
38:44Oh.
38:48Oh, come for your high horse, Amanda.
38:50Yes, you've done that joke, Mel.
38:52Anne, could you give me a hand, please?
38:55Yeah, yeah, I'd love to.
38:56It's just, um, I do need to keep eyes on Darius, though.
38:59Anne, leave him be.
39:01We'll tell you when he's ready.
39:03I taught my mummy everything.
39:04Yeah.
39:05First period, first shift.
39:06Time I thought I broke my hymen on a seesaw.
39:09If I was mummy anything personal, she'd just steer me to the Just 17 problem page.
39:13Oh.
39:15It's kind of sad, Amanda.
39:19Yes, that's a bolster.
39:20Isn't it lovely?
39:21It matched the blinds in my second spare bedroom.
39:23It's, uh, silk.
39:24From a kimono.
39:25Would you take 50p?
39:27No.
39:27Um, I was thinking more in the region of 85 pounds.
39:39Mummy!
39:39What are you doing here?
39:41Oh, I decided I needed to clear out after all.
39:45What was the funeral?
39:46It was a riot, Amanda.
39:48No, it was bloody depressing.
39:50I got away as soon as I could.
39:52Just a lot of old people crying.
39:54Mummy.
39:55Is this still drinkable?
39:56Oh, I wouldn't, Mum.
39:57I was probably a bit thin in there.
39:59Oh, wow.
39:59Who's the Biftec Hachet on bow?
40:07Yep.
40:07Yeah, thank you.
40:11Go on, you catch up.
40:11Your parasol has crept into the thoroughfare again, Della.
40:20Doesn't matter.
40:21Well, if everyone took an extra inch, what do you think would happen?
40:23Nothing, Anne.
40:24Nothing would happen.
40:25Is there nowhere else you could stick it?
40:27Oh, no.
40:28There is.
40:29You're fucking kidding me.
40:51Oh, wow.
41:04Having a good boot, Manus?
41:05Yep.
41:06I got some loafers for school, a burlaphone, oh, and an Eiffel Tower snow globe for gang-gan.
41:13Oh, nice.
41:14Nice to have one just like this.
41:18Exactly like this, actually.
41:20I got it off Ned's dad.
41:21I'm Ned's dad.
41:22Oh, um, his other dad?
41:32Payback.
41:33For the coffee.
41:34Thanks, mate.
41:37So, um, I found a working acorn computer.
41:41The app says I'm under strict instructions not to bring anything home.
41:44I think that's a brandy bottle.
41:46Limoncello.
41:47Oh, yeah.
41:48That was in our hallway.
41:53Abs wants to put up a photo of all of the kids.
41:57There should be a hat for this.
41:58Oh, is that what this is?
42:01A tiny camel hat.
42:04You know, have it.
42:06You know, take anything you like.
42:07We're just trying to reclaim some lost space.
42:09Yeah.
42:09Well, think of the space you'll save when you get rid of this.
42:13Yeah.
42:13Oh, Mal.
42:16Mal.
42:17Mal, wait.
42:19Can you open your van?
42:20Because I need to put this back in.
42:21Do I have to lug all your old shit home again?
42:23Well, I'm sure there's only need to be quite so microaggressive.
42:26Okay.
42:35It's Morton Fry.
42:37What?
42:37Why does it have to be Fiandella's kid?
42:39That pair of booze pushers, they've practically alcohol poisoned Darius, and now he's going steady with their daughter.
42:44Honestly, I think you should be relieved, Anne.
42:46I mean, at least he's not an incel.
42:48Can you do this?
42:49I've done a lot of lifting today.
42:51Yeah.
42:51Darius, he needs boundaries.
42:57He's so suggestible.
42:58I mean, they'll have him ballooning crack before he's even stashed at GCSEs.
43:01Anne, those gals are just loosey-goosey.
43:04That is the way they roll, don't be so uptight.
43:05Watch the corners.
43:06It's an antique.
43:07Can you lock up?
43:08Yeah.
43:17Amanda, darling, can you pass that to Cantor?
43:19I need a top-up.
43:19No, I mean, yeah, the baldies and the alkies and the fatty gammons, that makes sense.
43:24But slim women with great legs, no.
43:28This death thing is out of control, Phoebe.
43:31They're coming for the models now.
43:32Honestly, babe, you've got to get into Wicca.
43:35Since I started this fruit bowl, I haven't thought about death once.
43:38It's all I can think about now.
43:40I'm next on the list, I know it.
43:41Can we please stop talking about death, Mummy?
43:43Yeah, let's talk about life.
43:46Bet your mate Bonnie had a brilliant life.
43:48What was she like?
43:49I think she was great fun, actually.
43:52She's a real fixture of the scene.
43:54I last worked with her in 98 on a shawl shoot.
43:57I never understood why she gave up.
43:58She had a good eight years of modelling left in her.
44:00Well, ten with a decent factor, fifty.
44:02But, well, we jacked it all in and opened a big cat sanctuary.
44:06Oh, she had lions?
44:08No, normal small cats.
44:10A big, small cat sanctuary.
44:11Oh, that's lovely.
44:15Gosh, you've got great taste.
44:17Yeah.
44:18You should follow me on the socials.
44:20And my handle's Senuous.
44:21Sensuous?
44:22Yes, Senuous.
44:23S-E-N-U-O-U-S.
44:24Oh, are you an influencer?
44:25I see myself more as a visual storyteller.
44:28They're actually doing a feature of me in Soha Highlife next month.
44:31Wow.
44:32Pretty big deal.
44:33Yeah.
44:33Oh.
44:35Love this guy.
44:37Isn't it great?
44:37What a lot of fun.
44:38Oh.
44:39So good, isn't it?
44:40God, he'd look great in the corner of my kid's bedroom.
44:42No, it wouldn't.
44:44This is a focal piece.
44:45You don't put a horsey in the corner.
44:47You would build a room around him.
44:49Yeah.
44:50All right.
44:52What would you let him go for?
44:54Ooh.
44:54Go on.
44:57£125.
44:58Oh, okay.
44:59Sorry, more, probably like £500.
45:02Please don't finger my poof.
45:04Yeah, I'll have a think about it.
45:05Mummy, would you keep an eye on my stuff?
45:07And if anyone wants to buy anything, just tell them I'll be back in a mow.
45:10Okay.
45:11You know, I'm with Bunny.
45:13Couldn't wait to get out of fashion.
45:14I mean, I don't regret it.
45:16I loved all the free shit.
45:17But once we'd had Morton, I don't know.
45:19Just didn't have the appetite for it.
45:20There's more to life than clothes and after parties.
45:24Yeah.
45:24Is there, though?
45:33Hi.
45:34Where's the tall, blonde, posh woman that was here?
45:36Oh, she'll be back in a jiffy.
45:37I was hoping to buy the horse.
45:39Oh, God, no.
45:39Go for it.
45:42What should we say?
45:4320?
45:4420?
45:45Seriously?
45:45All right.
45:4715?
45:48Great.
45:50There you go.
45:55I never did like that horse.
46:01Always felt it was looking down on me.
46:02What's her problem?
46:13She hates the Irish.
46:23Oh, my God.
46:24Oh, my God.
46:25Mommy, where's my high horse?
46:26My horse horse.
46:27My horse.
46:27Well, somebody bought it.
46:29I thought you'd be pleased now you're a minimalist.
46:31What?
46:32Who took it?
46:34Mommy, which way did they go?
46:39No.
46:40Darius just isn't ready.
46:42I mean, he's only just going to clip his own toenails.
46:44Morton is going to eat him alive.
46:46It's fine, Anne.
46:47They'll go out, and then they'll break up.
46:49And all the keepsakes that they collected when they were together will end up being sold
46:53to some stranger for a quid.
46:56Oh, Mal.
46:57What's wrong?
46:58Abzi's Marie conduit me out of her history.
47:01That poster of the bus route between Abzi's old flat and mine.
47:03The limoncello bottle we drank the night I proposed to her.
47:07This stupid money box we bought to save up for our honeymoon.
47:11I just kept raising it to buy weed.
47:13Mal, are you still in love with your ex-wife?
47:16Are you mental?
47:16Oh, have you met her?
47:19General Shares has an Uber rating of 3.6.
47:21That's a red flag.
47:23How much for the loppers?
47:24Um, you know what, mate?
47:25Just take them.
47:26I don't care anymore.
47:29Guys, have you seen my horse?
47:31No.
47:34Oh, my God.
47:37Hey!
47:39Hey, excuse me.
47:40I'm sorry, that's my horse.
47:41My horse isn't for sale.
47:43Oh.
47:43Sorry.
47:44No, but I've actually just bought it off your sister.
47:46So...
47:47That's my mother.
47:48And she made a mistake.
47:49I'm sorry.
47:50Oh, bless her.
47:51But I have paid good money for this now, so...
47:53Oh, you can absolutely have your money back,
47:55but please, this really means a lot to me.
47:56It was actually the focal point of my old extension.
47:58Oh, sweet.
47:59Yeah, it was, actually.
48:01And it's mine now.
48:02Oh, thanks for understanding.
48:03So if you could just get off.
48:05You get off!
48:05Get off!
48:06Get off my high horse!
48:08Get off!
48:08Delete that!
48:17Delete that.
48:18Oh.
48:18Oh.
48:18Oh.
48:18Oh.
48:25I'm sorry, it's only a bug roll.
48:27I can't use that.
48:29Get me on sleep.
48:30I can't use that.
48:35Okay.
48:36Okay.
48:37You've much nicer things than that wooden pony, Amanda.
48:39You don't get it, Anne.
48:40You're not a style obsessive like me.
48:43You probably couldn't name, like, a single interior designer.
48:46Laurence Llewellyn Bowen?
48:47Exactly.
48:48Well, there's a reason why that horse was in storage for the last three years.
48:51Yeah.
48:52Because my ceilings aren't high enough.
48:54No, it's because that horse belongs to the old Amanda.
48:57I just don't know if I'm ready to give up on Regency proportions.
49:02I miss Chiswick, Anne!
49:04Yeah, but Chiswick doesn't deserve you.
49:06You're the Queen of Soha now.
49:09You're a big fish in an up-and-coming pond.
49:13Yeah, you're the new Amanda.
49:15Yeah.
49:15So much bolder, brighter, braver.
49:20I couldn't do what you were doing.
49:22Reinventing yourself.
49:23Yeah.
49:24Thanks for saying that.
49:29Do you like Madonna?
49:30Oh, Madonna, Anne.
49:31She's like 17.
49:32Oh, yeah.
49:33Yeah.
49:33Sorry.
49:36What?
49:40Darius!
49:42Oh, my God.
49:46Darius is shifting Georgie.
49:48Oh, my God.
49:49Oh, thank Christ, he's now with Morton.
49:51Oh, Amanda.
49:52This is the best thing ever.
49:53We're practically like in-laws now.
49:56Yay!
49:57Oh, look.
49:58It tears of joy.
50:05Yo.
50:06Flogged all your hoes?
50:07Um, done all right.
50:08People love an old tool.
50:09Takes one to know one.
50:10No, but seriously, listen, this is for you.
50:15Anne told me you were a bit, like, cut up, so I thought I should repatriate these to their
50:20rightful owner.
50:21Right, yeah.
50:21It's really not that big of a deal.
50:23I get it.
50:24I do.
50:26Abs is an amazing woman, and after everything that happened...
50:29I'm not quite sure what you...
50:29I just want you to know, I feel sick to my stomach about it, Mal.
50:33No, I do, because I have to live with the fact that I stole another man's wife.
50:37No, but you didn't.
50:38Don't have to say that.
50:39You've been divorced for two years before you guys even met.
50:41Oh, will you stop being a nice guy?
50:43I don't deserve you.
50:45I could be one-tenth of the man you are.
50:55You even give amazing hugs.
50:57I should have moved my car, but seriously, though.
51:02Thanks.
51:09Ned.
51:10What?
51:11What's my stuff?
51:13Oh.
51:14My bad.
51:14I thought this was a bin.
51:34Did you get your big horse back, darling?
51:36No.
51:37I decided to let it go, move on.
51:39Mal's taking the rest of my stuff to the charity shop.
51:40I'm fully embracing my simpleton lifestyle.
51:44Turn that page.
51:45Start anew.
51:45Yeah.
51:46Leave the past behind.
51:47My old friend Bunny would approve.
51:49Oh, Mummy.
51:50She had a great life, right?
51:52Yeah, well, you know.
51:53She died alone in a tiny flat surrounded by cats.
51:57I told you it was a very depressing funeral.
51:59But you do you, darling.
52:00But you do you, darling.
52:16Who burnt this basket?
52:18Oh, God.
52:20Tells, babe.
52:21I think I found my calling.
52:23Oh.
52:24I just bought it off that bloke for a fiver.
52:29Yeah.
52:29Lovely.
52:30Yeah.
52:31I'm just going to tuck it in the back of the car, actually.
52:37So have you worked for Soha High Life for long?
52:47I'm freelance.
52:48Oh, cool.
52:51Oh, just tuck that.
52:52A grind.
52:52Yeah, yeah.
53:00Sorry, do you think I could get a glass of water?
53:03Of course, of course, absolutely.
53:13I love your minimal style.
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