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00:01Well, Joanne, you were wrong about me.
00:03You tried to cut me off at the knees, but I grew new shins.
00:08And now I am big enough to forgive you.
00:12And I got news. Oh, and I know you're going to want to hear it.
00:15I've been doubting myself, my abilities, but fucking A, this guy is formidable.
00:21And I just had the most volcanic sex with someone who's been with me the whole time.
00:26My most committed sexual partner.
00:28Myself.
00:32I loved myself.
00:38Isn't that the whole point of therapy?
00:41I gave love to me.
00:46Maybe it's the most important love of all.
00:49It wasn't whatever penetrative sex with my wife, but I penetrated my fist.
01:00You know what? That fist, that fist is now a symbol of my strength against all odds.
01:08And my belief in me.
01:13Okay, call me back. It's Duncan.
01:15Aw!
01:17Shut up!
01:24Friends.
01:25Quants.
01:27Sons of Milpitas.
01:30Hyper gnomes, assemble!
01:32Ask not if we will have the honor of hosting the legend and new partner and board member, Karl Bardoff.
01:45We will.
01:46He's coming.
01:47Karl Bardoff is coming.
01:48He is one of us!
01:51Yes!
01:52Yes!
01:53Yes!
01:56Yes!
02:11Yes!
02:14Yes!
02:15Yes!
02:19Yes!
02:25Second, I'm beefing up Xander's back end.
02:32can't you hurry up no i can't martin you're mad you seem mad mad at me you want me to
02:42vomit up
02:43all the awful things you said about me last night i've better things to do i only repeated
02:51all the demeaning things you said to me about xander that was talk that was i was offering you my
03:00help
03:00my time my smarts something that most people actually value cupertino for instance only the
03:06most important tech company to ever exist you said they don't value you know what fucker off martin
03:24better yet ask alexander if i bring that positive on your team go on road scholar doctorate in
03:33philosophy oxford new york times bestseller and yes don't even say it martin one week on the list
03:39definitely counts go on ask him then bugger off
03:49did you take your antibiotics yes and they're just making it worse well consider yourself lucky
03:53they didn't put you on heartworm pills
04:03honey your needs are my needs but my needs are also my needs and i need to give my needs
04:09a bit
04:09more attention truth is i'm not upset anymore i'm just recalibrating
04:22that way please for anisha sure
04:38hey your proposal was in psychotherapists for the workers of the guanjal factories
04:43that was a prank prank a bunch of us thought maybe big tim was sure it wasn't but it was
04:50a prank
04:50right no it certainly wasn't a prank big tim always wins
04:59well they're rioting now so i guess the window for mindfulness has officially closed
05:04different factory well in that case it's been considered at the highest levels and was found
05:11to be sadly utterly unworkable but tim also found it to be hysterical you know how he is
05:19he loses faith in someone especially if he suspects disloyalty he'd be quite cruel
05:26unforgiving even he forgave you for the massage therapist on your corporate card
05:46we love science we love facts now we need a place to run some laughs
05:53tripped on chokes in we're lifting them in radium help us finance our brand new stadium
05:59give give give
06:07why do we need the stadium again do we have many or any athletes here that's why we need a
06:13stadium we need
06:14to start talking it up to parents of any prospective kids who even look like they throw a ball
06:18beatrice i wanted to ask you when you were at harvard did you know millicent giblin what class
06:23were you in jason's ex she used to attend bar at that place you know behind the coop
06:28grendel's den that's the one
06:31i'm afraid i don't know millicent parents and guardians need to be making your way to your
06:36child's first year okay oh good to see you
06:38pictures it's always so hard to tell and you look so young
06:42what you were you at harvard
06:45lilia i never went to harvard all my degrees are from university of wisconsin-madison
06:51bachelor's master's and doctorate that's funny
06:54wisconsin good complete program great nepalese food
07:11hey hey made it fine um hey can you um can you do jamie's first period i have some
07:21trustee business
07:25a robust art market starts right here finding creators of future value cultivating the taste
07:33of future collectors we're starting with bridges because art is about connecting so find someone
07:41new not your life partner and uh let's build something together uh sir uh there someone was
07:48looking for you one partnered up
07:51i saw those stinko investments you were taking seem hot but dumber you need to stop spying on me
07:58no listen i you i know you don't want me going through your underwear drawer right let's be fair
08:04that's why i keep you underwear you can i just tell you my nose
08:09i got bored off i did he's investing and he's joining the board yeah after everything even if he left
08:17a scar
08:20i i'm impressed thank you and look duncan i can recommend a new therapist for you what i really
08:28don't think you should be without one you think i'm a lost cause i don't i just think you are
08:33a
08:33sucker for shortcuts what's happening look i have a client uh she's got daddy issues as thorny as yours
08:40and she's had a string of toxic men all while holding down a big job serves on boards impressive but
08:46miserable but then we did the work and she's turned things around and she is cutting all of them
08:54out of her life she's even dating a woman now ingrid in your tower no all right how's everyone
09:07doing let's liven things up and switch partners like a square hand hey hey mind if i jump in
09:19odd man out do you mind if we rumple up okay okay let's just say it is ingrid right she's
09:27on the
09:27board of smoke and orlando lee is the ceo most toxic man to ever live i mean he makes his
09:33employees
09:34wear astronaut diapers while they're coding so orlando lee is your your star patient's boss right i mean
09:42is she trying to cut him out no and her name isn't the ingrid before sure okay but she's collecting
09:48votes boardroom coup bye bye toxic man united we purge
09:56the stock is gonna soar the stock's not gonna soar everybody hates this guy yeah well i'm just saying
10:03it's probably not gonna soar for long it'll bump for one virtuous minute how are we doing over here
10:08great yeah great is that you're good this is fabulous really inspiring stuff toxic men succeed
10:14because the fear they create produces what loyalty ingrid may have fixed her daddy issues the valley
10:22has not no one can fill his shoes it's a looser option and for most loyalty forbids even trying so
10:28power vacuum monster returns monster wins and then the stock will take off like rust without mercy
10:38oh joanne boy i wish we had our session tomorrow you you are so good like i know you hate
10:44me maybe
10:45even wish me physical pain but i just have to say i'm serious you are an incredibly talented person
10:53if you were running the world it would be a better place i know yeah all right show me what
11:02you got
11:23yeah no buy it up i want 150 000 shares smooth
11:35you don't kind of seem like you're having a therapy session do you really think that's
11:39appropriate well if you don't violate them how are you supposed to know where your boundaries are
11:43but you're right yeah yeah no tonight tonight's about the children yeah this one's pretty good
11:49a little grace clancy sweet right let me ask you gary do you think uh my empathy makes me a
11:58better
11:58art lover i do have quite a collection that's actually an interesting question like this does one need
12:05a developed sense of empathy to appreciate great art i mean i would say yes but
12:25anushka i didn't mean to hurt your feelings sometimes i'm not good at saying things i am sorry will you
12:31forgive me say what what wow mary poppins is in the temper not here
12:52did you call her uh yeah no who sorry the bloody reporter nana marx oh i hate her i i
13:01hate her
13:02did you read any of my texts i'm persona non grata at cubertino they think i leaked the acquisition
13:09rumor they think i'm profiting you're dead to me unless you solve this okay okay how can i help
13:15just tell me call nana put the rumors to bed she's got to print that the talks between cubertino
13:22and hypnosis are over stop it stop it what set the record straight on the record take your medicine
13:29okay if you'll be my spoonful of sugar duncan i am being ten thousand percent serious and i'm ten
13:35dozen percent going to call nana marx okay because in a few days carl bardoff is to invest 300 million
13:41dollars in hyper g that's serious enough for you you packed bottle oh i packed him i backed him good
13:50and that's exactly what i'm going to tell nana marx he's a giant no and when carl and i close
13:54i swear
13:54i will shout it to everyone and big tim will know that you are true and loyal and you do
13:59a little
14:00indication on his desk you know flash a little ankle i would if i could i would if i could
14:06i i just
14:08want you to know that i i think you're a very talented person and if you were running the world
14:19no doubt
14:20i thought it would be a better place
14:47i wanted to know that you don't miss it
14:49Okay.
14:51Okay, okay.
15:34Please proceed safely to the front door of the school.
15:37Duncan.
15:39Lily, where have you been?
15:41To the board business.
15:42Come on, we need to leave now.
15:43Yeah, I was at art.
15:44Okay, I did math.
15:45Thank you so much.
15:47What?
15:48Duncan, please, what are you doing?
15:52Duncan, what are you...
15:54Hey!
15:54Hey, you!
15:55Can you open this?
15:56That is mine.
15:58Please.
15:58That is mine.
15:59We're good, Al.
16:00Oh my God, this is mine.
16:01This is my cube.
16:02That's my cube!
16:03What is wrong with you?
16:05Jameson.
16:06Jameson stole my cube.
16:08That is...
16:08Oh my...
16:09You said Thelma took it.
16:10No, she swore up and down that Thelma was innocent.
16:13Don't fire her, Daddy.
16:14No, this...
16:15Oh my God.
16:16I don't...
16:16I don't know, Duncan, but listen, I...
16:18We've got to leave.
16:20I...
16:21You!
16:22It's sick!
16:24Come on.
16:25Mind a check.
16:26Let's go.
16:34I'm so sorry for your loss.
16:36Yeah, may his, um...
16:38May his memory be a blessing.
16:41Oh, why wouldn't it be a blessing?
16:43Oh, no, no.
16:44I wasn't suggesting otherwise.
16:45It's...
16:46It's an expression.
16:47It's a Jewish...
16:50Nope.
16:51Oh, yep.
16:51Oh.
16:51Okay.
16:53Bye-bye.
16:56Um...
16:56Alvin died.
16:59Alvin the landlord?
17:00Yeah.
17:01Oh, no.
17:02I know.
17:03Such a sweet man.
17:05Oh, no.
17:06You know, I always felt that he kept the rent down because he knew that I was helping people.
17:11And, you know, he really liked you.
17:12He always...
17:13He always said, she's a dish.
17:15Who owns our house now?
17:16I guess his daughter, Beth.
17:18She's...
17:18I don't know.
17:19She wasn't very pleasant.
17:20I mean, she's a lawyer.
17:21Don't say no more.
17:22Gary, she's gonna jack the rent.
17:24Well...
17:24Or sell.
17:25Sell it out from under us.
17:26And why not?
17:26I mean, it's probably worse...
17:28You know, there might be a world in which he left us the house.
17:317.5 million?
17:34Oh, yeah.
17:34No, he's not gonna leave us the house.
17:35Oh, my God.
17:36If only he would've bought it.
17:38Or any house.
17:39Which?
17:3910 years ago.
17:4015.
17:41How was I supposed to buy a house 15 years ago?
17:43I was just getting started.
17:44And then I got priced out.
17:45And then I got divorced.
17:47Remember?
17:47I don't want to lose our home.
17:49Our offices.
17:50I mean, how are we supposed to see our clients?
17:52Like, this is so unfair.
17:53I mean, the only reason that the real estate market is sky-high is because we keep these billionaire man
17:57-children sane enough to make that kind of money.
18:00Okay.
18:01I'm gonna call Beth Beth.
18:02No, you don't call.
18:03Okay?
18:04No.
18:04I will call.
18:06Okay.
18:09Carl.
18:10Please.
18:11Hi.
18:13First of all, I am so sorry about missing our session.
18:18It was, uh...
18:18It's okay.
18:19You're not charging me for it.
18:20No.
18:21No.
18:21God, no.
18:22No.
18:22It was a family...
18:23And today's session, I mean, I'll gladly pay for it, but I don't think I should have to because...
18:29Well, because, um, I'm firing you.
18:33Carl, my son was in the hospital.
18:35Is that what you do to the therapist?
18:37Is that the right word?
18:37You fire them.
18:38Yeah, okay.
18:39I'm firing you.
18:39Yeah.
18:40Either way, I'm...
18:40I'm done.
18:41I always left here feeling a little bit castrated.
18:47And I need my balls, so...
18:50Yeah, have a...
18:52Good...
18:53Have a good day.
18:54I...
18:54Carl, wait.
18:55There are other options.
18:57We could, um...
18:58We could maybe put a pause on your sessions.
19:01Or some therapists do retainers so that you could call me if those anger issues arise.
19:07The problem is, is that the anger is what made me the money.
19:10But don't feel bad about it.
19:12You did me a favor when you stood me up like that.
19:14The scales fell from my eyes.
19:17I...
19:17I'm getting back into the game, so thank you.
19:20Thank you, thank you.
19:22I, uh, well, I'm proud of you.
19:24I, uh...
19:25What's the, uh, what's the endeavor?
19:29Just because I would hate for you to be involved straight out of the gate, the therapy gate, in anything...
19:37Triggering.
19:38I'll be fine.
19:42Thanks.
20:26Leave a message, or better yet, text.
20:29Beth, Joanne Felder here.
20:31Gary and I are heartbroken.
20:33Your father, what an extraordinary man.
20:35Alvin.
20:36Alvin.
20:36You know, he and Gary developed a funny kind of bond.
20:39I, I won't say father-son exactly, but, um, maybe generous uncle, peculiar nephew.
20:46They had their lunches.
20:47Gary always came home with a smile, like a midlife love affair.
20:51A platonic, uh, obviously.
20:54Uh, uh, right.
20:55Well, I mean, you must be swamped.
20:57It's, it's...
20:59It is, uh, hell of a process, grieving.
21:01My couch is open to you, of course, anytime, on the House.
21:06Speaking of the House, uh, I was calling to see if you, if you could, between state lawyers and funeral
21:14homes, squeeze in a chat to discuss what you might be thinking.
21:18Uh, or what Alvin was thinking, uh, if he mentioned us in our situation.
21:24Uh, not precarious.
21:25I, I won't say precarious, uh, precisely, but pre, pre, pre, uh, pre, uh, I, I can't seem to finish
21:34my sentence.
21:36Uh, Beth, we want to talk about the rent.
21:39About, uh, keeping the rent where, where we could possibly, uh...
21:44Press 3 to delete.
21:52Message delivered.
21:54Fuck!
22:02Hi.
22:09Who's that dude?
22:12That's Sigmund Freud.
22:13Freud?
22:14Yeah, are you familiar?
22:15With Freud?
22:16Wasn't he, like, diddling his sister?
22:18I think you're thinking of Dickens.
22:19Oh, he was, like, the coke fiend, right?
22:21Uh...
22:21Oh, no, it was his daughter.
22:22No, no, no, no.
22:22He wasn't diddling Anna.
22:24Diddle with Anna's hat, didn't he?
22:25He analyzed her, and it was... some feel inappropriate.
22:29Tell it to the cocaine, right?
22:30Aw, he's already.
22:31I know...
22:48Was he away?
22:50Neat?
22:52Oh, true.
22:58Yeah.
23:25Hello?
23:26Hey, are you like Gary Jr.?
23:29You said you were going to give that cue back.
23:33I mean, I guess I'm not the only klepto, you little bitch.
23:36That was legendary.
23:39Hello?
23:44Coward.
23:53No, no, Joanne, I'm writing.
23:57Orson?
23:58Oh, yeah, come in. Orson, come in.
24:00Hey.
24:01Oh.
24:03Hey.
24:04You okay?
24:06Should I get your mom?
24:07Oh, can you teach me how to use the washing machine, please?
24:10Yeah, sure, no problem.
24:12Oh, now?
24:13Uh.
24:15I know I messed up with the stool sample, but, um, the antibiotics are just, they're not working
24:21and they're making it worse for me.
24:22And I really just, I can't be like this right now.
24:25Okay, okay.
24:26Um, it is, it's okay.
24:28It's okay.
24:29This is totally, this is natural.
24:31Um, you know, I know this nutritionist.
24:35I'm on a task force with her.
24:37People swear by this woman.
24:39I could call her.
24:40Yeah?
24:41Uh-huh.
24:42Great.
24:43Come on.
24:44Well, good news.
24:46Secfa felt bad about missing the barbecue.
24:49Tom put the screws to her.
24:50Well, I just pointed out she wasn't helping the vets any by not showing.
24:53Mm-hmm.
24:54So, uh, Secfa approved the transfer of a dozen engineers who know the mump system.
24:58And what?
24:58Sorry, what?
24:59What system?
25:00Mump system.
25:01It stands for, um, mobile...
25:05Nobody fucking knows anymore.
25:06It's been around longer than me.
25:08And how long have you been at the VA?
25:09No, no, no.
25:10Me.
25:10Tom.
25:11It's pre-moon landing.
25:13They've put patches on top of patches over the decades.
25:16But, you know, that's, that's what we're trying to do here is cure ourselves of the mumps.
25:21This is, this is good news.
25:23Oh.
25:23This is progress.
25:24Yeah.
25:24The mumps.
25:25Progress.
25:26And how old are these engineers?
25:28Well, we'd be pulling them out of retirement.
25:29So, I mean, they're a little older.
25:31Guys.
25:32Guys.
25:33Read the room.
25:3530-year-olds retire here.
25:36Okay, this is not a nursing home.
25:37No walkers in my war room.
25:39Okay.
25:39Okay, but this is the job that we are paying you to do.
25:42No, you're not paying me.
25:43It's like fast-track money.
25:45No, or she taking an old man dump on me.
25:47I can't even sell the data product.
25:49Data product?
25:51What data product are you planning on selling?
25:53Oh, you thought your welfare checks made this project worth my time?
25:58The only play is to sell the vets data.
26:01Big Pharma.
26:02Insurers.
26:03So, you see people in need and you go to how to sell their medical files.
26:10Yes.
26:10It's called capitalism.
26:12The government ought to try it.
26:13Okay, if we have guardrails, data sales, you know, might work.
26:18No.
26:19No.
26:20This deal's dead.
26:22You, Duncan Park, you are the fucking problem.
26:27Hmm.
26:34Sorry.
26:35Bardo's smart.
26:36He's going to want to steer the ship, but hard now.
26:38Okay?
26:39I'm sorry.
26:39I'm sorry.
26:39He has a quick trigger.
26:42I think this is worth salvaging, Duncan.
26:45Maybe I talk to Tom about meeting somewhere in the...
26:47Don't bother.
26:49Don't bother.
26:54Okay.
26:54The engagement talks with the ironclad.
26:56From a synergy POV, you want a wall around his people.
26:59Yes.
27:16Hey.
27:17Hey.
27:18Hi.
27:18Do we really need to take a helicopter?
27:20Pippa Tang wants to meet you.
27:30Good news.
27:32Hmm?
27:32Pippa's rescheduling for tomorrow.
27:34Great.
27:35Let's go home.
27:36What?
27:36And miss a night in Napa?
27:37What?
27:38Look, Lily, my daughter.
27:40She's what?
27:41Fifteen.
27:42She'll be fine.
27:43She know how to work a microwave?
27:45Don't fret.
27:48Pip will pony up, but she likes to make us beg for it.
27:50What does she get in return?
27:52Her name on the stadium.
27:54What?
27:54And she'll express her priorities for the school and...
27:57But what if I can't agree to them?
27:59The $40 million?
28:01Just lie back and shine brightly.
28:05You don't have to light, Pipa Tang.
28:07I don't happen to.
28:10Just think what we can do with $40 million.
28:13I'm gonna book us a spa.
28:15All these tests they put you through, poking and prodding.
28:19Just makes you feel like a freak for having a natural human body.
28:22I mean, hello.
28:24We're all just factories for shit.
28:27And blood.
28:28And pus.
28:29And milk, sometimes.
28:31I mean, it's what we do.
28:33We ooze.
28:35We secrete.
28:36And they'll never take that away from us.
28:40He's all set.
28:43I've got a custom tincture just for you.
28:46It is my proprietary blend.
28:48It will adapt itself to shake up your whole microflora economy.
28:52Hmm.
28:52Interesting.
28:53What, uh, what's in there?
28:55Well, it's proprietary.
28:57Hmm.
28:57But mostly Chinese herbs, holistic reductions, compounds to reduce inflammation.
29:01So that's gonna fix my shit factory?
29:03Of course.
29:03You bet.
29:04Here you go.
29:0520 drops to start.
29:07And then three drops.
29:08Oh.
29:08Three times a day.
29:09Okay.
29:09Three and three.
29:10Great.
29:10Great.
29:10What's the damage on everything?
29:12The damage.
29:13Cool.
29:14Yes, sorry.
29:15Uh, well, of course, I will apply the medical colleague's discount.
29:18Thank you so much.
29:18It's great.
29:19And the consultation fee.
29:20It's included with the proprietary prescriptions.
29:23Uh-huh.
29:23The total, then, it is $1,962.
29:27Oh, I didn't realize.
29:28Well, can you just maybe don't take...
29:29Yeah.
29:29Uh, I...
29:30It's activated.
29:32Right.
29:32And how much does this full insurance cover?
29:35Oh.
29:35Of course, insurance companies, they only cover philocentric, western normative treatments.
29:40Okay.
29:43Um...
29:44Okay, credit cards?
29:44Let me grab the machine.
29:46Great.
29:48Um...
29:49We're not gonna tell your mom about this?
29:51Huh?
29:53Lily...
29:54This is...
29:55It's all too much.
29:57Too much?
29:58Of course, am I not enough?
30:02No.
30:03No.
30:03You know, I don't come from great wealth either.
30:05But I practiced radical acceptance, and now, being rich is just like a nature.
30:11You know, it's possible to adjust to any identity, really.
30:14Wouldn't you agree?
30:15I'm just rolling with whatever comes.
30:18Yeah.
30:19I like that.
30:20Like in Aspen.
30:22Right?
30:22The education thingy.
30:24I was so excited to find the perfect leader for Los Altos.
30:28Walked up, made you the offer right on the spot.
30:33When did you realize I meant to make the offer to Pamela Douglas?
30:37Do you mean...
30:40When did I realize...
30:42You mixed up the only two black women at the summit?
30:45If I did.
30:4630 seconds.
30:48You knowingly infiltrated or suborned a wool-pulling antic.
30:53And you can't tell black women apart.
30:56I had been drinking, and I think with the altitude and...
31:00You offered it to me.
31:03I signed my own name on the contract.
31:05I never once lied.
31:07We're being honest?
31:08Mm?
31:08My daughter is brilliant.
31:10Really brilliant.
31:12And deserves to go to Stanford.
31:14Los Altos is the best feeder school, so...
31:18Good for you.
31:20Still.
31:21This is not a great look for either of us.
31:24I'm not arguing that.
31:25But I do need to know...
31:28If someone asks...
31:29I'm not gonna lie.
31:30You stood there in my backyard as I introduced a Harvard graduate.
31:35You said nothing.
31:36Just...
31:37Keep saying nothing.
31:39Or this all falls apart for you.
31:42For Harmony.
31:43There's nothing I can do to help.
31:47Let me take it to our graves.
31:50Fine.
31:52You first.
32:00Here's the phone number.
32:03Um...
32:04Name?
32:05Jameson Esme Park.
32:07Your daughter?
32:08Yeah.
32:09She'll never forgive you.
32:11Well, she's not gonna find out.
32:12Why can't you just...
32:13Why can't I get one of those Pakistani CTOs with that H1N1 visa?
32:17Because, like, when they won, I could send them back to Bangor.
32:20Bangalore.
32:21India.
32:21And H1N1 is the bird flu.
32:28Looks like she used to torrent Sailor Moon.
32:31No, I...
32:31I don't want to know about sex stuff.
32:33Okay, just tell me...
32:34Tell me if she's stealing.
32:36Pirating is stealing.
32:38Oh...
32:39Yeah, it is.
32:41I'm a chim-cham.
32:43Hey, get down!
32:44I'm sorry.
32:44Carl Bartoff is early.
32:46Hey!
32:48Um...
32:48Whoa.
32:49This is where you keep all the good stuff?
32:50Yeah, I wasn't expecting you till, um...
32:53Well, I could pretend that I messed up the time.
32:55But I did, in fact, want to catch you with your pants down.
32:58Sorry to disappoint you.
33:00Um...
33:00But, yeah, please sit.
33:02Stay.
33:02Make yourself comfortable.
33:04Um...
33:04We had a whole...
33:05Whole thing prepared, uh...
33:06Who's the chickadee?
33:08Oh, uh...
33:09Why don't, uh...
33:10Why don't we show Mr. Bartoff the power of Noadin?
33:14We triangulated this guy's metadata from multiple data lakes.
33:20Sending him a coffee coupon.
33:23Now...
33:2672% chance.
33:32Please tell me there's something besides that.
33:3472% means there's a...
33:35There's a 100% chance that this does not work for me.
33:37This is just baseline tech.
33:39There's...
33:40There's...
33:40There's more.
33:42So much.
33:43More.
33:44Stuff that no one else has.
33:46Prepare to have your mind blown.
33:47You have two minutes.
33:48Stan stays as long as you can vouch for his secrecy.
33:51I cut his tongue out.
33:52Get on with it, please.
33:53You two are about to be the third and fourth people on earth to see what we can do here.
33:58Orlando Lee.
33:59CEO of SMOT.
34:00You've heard of him.
34:01Of course you have.
34:02After running billions of Monte Carlo simulations predicted by our god tier algo we call Noadin.
34:08What was it, Harper?
34:10The percentage of certainty?
34:1332.
34:13Nope.
34:14Of certainty.
34:15Wasn't it 89?
34:16Yes.
34:17It was 89.
34:18Yeah, I'm certain this is a giant waste of my time.
34:20Stan?
34:21Oh yeah, he doesn't have a tongue.
34:22I will speak for him.
34:23What the fuck are you doing?
34:2589% certainty Lee is pushed out of SMOT in the next 48 hours.
34:29Come on.
34:30How did you get that?
34:31We are perched on the shoulders of everyone in his sphere, all seeing.
34:35We know which execs just got a prescription to Benzos.
34:38Who canceled their trips to Bureau of Ritz?
34:40Who's buying tampons?
34:41Their spouse's data stream?
34:43Their kids' test scores?
34:44The doorman's bank account?
34:46Okay, so you grab a bunch of loose facts and you slap on the narrative and this is what you
34:51call information?
34:52Information with insight.
34:55Like if you fused a quant with a psychiatrist.
34:58Because if I'm right, Lee is fired, leading to a 94% chance that the stock rises.
35:04But only briefly, because who wants to be the sacrificial suit?
35:08So, power vacuum.
35:10Stock falls.
35:11And what do we got on that, Harper?
35:1279%?
35:13Uh, not quite.
35:1577.9.
35:16Let's just call it 78.
35:1878%.
35:18Code monkeys, you know?
35:19Then, note in psycho-economics.
35:22Psycho-economics.
35:23Yes.
35:23Psycho-e... okay.
35:24It tells us toxic loyalty will lead to an 84% chance that he's rehired, leading to a 97%
35:31chance.
35:31That stock skyrockets from that news.
35:34You ride that whole wave, Carl, with shorts and buys, and you get to take like four bites out of
35:41that apple.
35:42Your algorithm says all that?
35:44I bought 150,000 shares of smoke last night.
35:50Okay.
35:51We'll be in touch.
35:52Thank you for the tarot reading.
35:53You're leaving?
35:54Uh, yeah.
35:57Probably should have mentioned that Carl was Orlando's mentor.
36:01But then you probably already know that.
36:03You are the fucking data guy, right?
36:09I thought that guy couldn't talk.
36:12If any of that had any validity...
36:15Trust me, it does. I swear.
36:17If he goes and warns Orlando, he's gonna rewrite the future, and then...
36:21Someone's fucking their own mother.
36:23And I think it's me.
36:27That was... divine.
36:30Do we get dessert?
36:32Chocolate ketchup?
36:33Uh, yes.
36:35No, I can't.
36:37I'm sorry.
36:38No.
36:39When I was Jamie's age, I used to eat a whole box of penne with Alfredo sauce so thick you
36:45could spackle a wall.
36:46Sometimes I didn't even hurl.
36:48Do not tell Jamie that.
36:49She already thinks I've got food issues.
36:53I don't always relate to my own daughter.
36:56Is that awful to say?
36:58No.
36:58She's a teenager.
37:00Yeah.
37:02Duncan says she's stealing from us.
37:05Oh.
37:06Yeah.
37:06Like she puts...
37:07Hey, thank you.
37:09Thanks.
37:10Yeah, she like puts her little trophies in the school trophy case.
37:14Is she the one who smashed it?
37:16No, no, no, no.
37:17No, that was Duncan.
37:17And he's paying for the repairs with interest.
37:21Is he violent at home?
37:24No.
37:25I wish.
37:27Tell me about Perfect Harmony's daddy.
37:29Where's he?
37:30He was just a friend of ours.
37:31Yeah, he agreed to, you know, cough up.
37:34It was my egg Darcy carried.
37:37Oh.
37:38I'd have you down as a lady's lady.
37:41So Donde esta Mrs. Darcy.
37:44L.A.
37:45Actress.
37:46Yeah.
37:47She ran off with another Darcy.
37:49That was almost worse than the betrayal.
37:52Oh, lady.
37:54I've been there.
37:55Hmm?
37:56Keep thinking I'm over it and then...
37:58Oh, you probably met her at the luncheon.
38:01Anushka Adichara.
38:03She's awful.
38:05I made such a great hire.
38:08Come on.
38:09Grab the bottle.
38:10Come on.
38:17Did you see my pottery work?
38:19The giant bong?
38:21Yeah.
38:22Me, uh...
38:23You didn't do a bong test.
38:24You made a bowl.
38:26Lilac glaze.
38:27Very tasteful, too.
38:28Remember, Martin?
38:30Yes.
38:31Uh...
38:32Lilac.
38:32Very nice.
38:34Dad?
38:34Eyes on me.
38:36What was my history project on?
38:37Yeah, one second.
38:39Estimating how many people could fit in the Roman Coliseum.
38:42He asked him.
38:46It's a wonder you saw any of that, given how you were with Duncan Park...
38:51for a while.
38:53What were you two up to?
38:56I'm on his board.
39:01The company isn't doing great.
39:04Neither is he.
39:06It was trying to stop a public meltdown in the midst of 500 of the Valley's most influential parents.
39:15Are you insinuating something?
39:18No.
39:20That explains it.
39:37Yeah.
39:56It's my boy.
39:59It's a very good spirit.
40:00It's the one who needs to go.
40:00Did you track me, you piece of shit?
40:02You cannot do this. You cannot.
40:03Do what?
40:05You don't want Orlando over there, your protege.
40:08Oh, did your all-knowing algo predict what I'm going to do?
40:11Huh? Did it? Did it?
40:15That's free will. You have no idea what this is about to do.
40:19I live in the era margin, pal.
40:21You didn't say anything to him yet.
40:23Yeah, I said, howdy, and where's the keg?
40:26If you tell him what I told you, we will never know.
40:30If I was right or not, it's Schroeder's cat.
40:36Is Schroeder going to be a dunce?
40:38Don't be a dunce.
40:41Then don't be a dunce.
40:42If you really thought I was one, you wouldn't be here.
40:45Actually being here, it proves to me you believe in my algo.
40:49Maybe, maybe, Jesus.
40:52Maybe it scares you.
40:55My hot potato's too hot in your soft, tattletale hands.
40:59You know this is how you used to do business?
41:01This is why you vanished from the scene, Carl?
41:04Huh?
41:05If I show you tech, that will revolutionize how we predict behavior.
41:09And you run to the playground to tell your boyfriend?
41:13I have jumped through every hoop you put in front of me because I'm a fighter.
41:21You don't think I'm a fighter?
41:23Oh, baby.
41:23I got your point.
41:24You've made your point.
41:25Oh, good.
41:25Thank you for hearing me.
41:29I love this guy.
41:31This dude used to drop dudes twice his size and half his age.
41:35Who's this dude?
41:36Orlando Lee, I'd like you to meet someone.
41:38This is Duncan Park.
41:40He's a fighter.
41:42Hey, all right.
41:44You wanna do it?
41:45No, no, no.
41:46I, he wasn't, he didn't be in it that way.
41:48So, not a fighter.
41:51So, your manhood is a metaphor?
41:56You got our next fight.
41:58Woo!
41:58Yeah!
41:59All right, man.
42:01Oh, no, no, no, no.
42:03Oh, no, no.
42:04Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
42:06Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
42:15These guys, I can get a weapon, yeah, no, okay, okay.
42:20Okay, hold on.
42:26Oh!
42:28Oh!
42:28Oh, all right, go!
42:33Oh!
42:36Oh, my God!
42:38Oh, xu...
42:41Oh, xu...
42:44Oh, Cont reacts!
42:48Oh!
42:52No, no, no, no, no.
43:01This is why we do it.
43:24He's still controlling the lead, asshole.
43:25Let him go.
43:42I wanted to show you something.
43:49When is that?
43:50The surface of the moon?
43:51It's my home in Napa.
43:54It burned down.
43:56Oh, my God.
43:58Oh, you know who our neighbor was and whose house is fine?
44:03Pippa fucking Tan.
44:05Our donor?
44:06So when the fires were raging,
44:09Pippa bribed our private firefighters double
44:12to protect her house instead.
44:16Wow.
44:17You know the only thing that's left?
44:21Is that a bench?
44:22A marble bench in our former garden.
44:27Duncan asked me to marry him there.
44:31He doesn't even care.
44:35I'm so sorry.
44:36No, I'm so sorry.
44:40I married a terrible actress from a hemorrhoid commercial who is also a whore.
44:51Give me her number.
45:14Give me her number.
45:17Her number?
45:17Yeah.
45:17Dumb, dumb, dumb, stupid girl dummy.
45:21Oh, my God.
45:25Oh, my God.
45:26I just hurt myself.
45:30I urinated.
45:33I urinated.
45:40Crisscross.
45:40I just hurt myself.
45:45I just hurt myself.
45:46I just hurt myself.
45:52I just hurt myself.
45:52All the way.
45:52My eyes are so sorry.
45:53I swear to God, this is my body.
45:53No, I only have to ask and esteem to thank you.
45:54It's not to be a good person.
45:55I'm so sorry.
45:55The betrayal.
45:58What would Cupertino think of you and Duncan if they knew?
46:12Are you feeling overwhelmed? Try to remember your life has value, Inosuka.
46:19Shut up! Just close your stupid cup!
46:23When you carry shame around, you make people around you unhappy.
46:27You seem riddled with anxiety and guilt, Inosuka.
46:31Try breathing and counting backwards from ten.
46:34Ten? Nine?
46:51Hello, Nana. Sorry if it's late. I'm calling to set the record straight on hypnosis.
46:57Deep background. You can say, a source close to Cupertino.
47:08The acquisition talks failed.
47:31Then Alvin turns to me and he says, Gary, what the hell happened to our neighborhood since when did giving
47:37a damn about your neighbors become a four-letter word?
47:39No.
47:39They don't make them like that anymore.
47:41No, we don't.
47:41Hi. Oh my God, Beth. Hi.
47:44I didn't know you were coming by. I would've...
47:46I...
47:47I am so, so sorry about your dad.
47:52I'm so sorry to barge in like this.
47:55No, please.
47:57This is Irvin.
48:00Hi.
48:01Great to meet you.
48:01You too.
48:03Beth just told me how much her dad had told you both.
48:06And he was always, speaking of you, so warmly.
48:11I know he really admired how you two both do good work and you don't expect to make as much
48:18as everyone else here does.
48:20I always wished I could be more like him, but I just...
48:25I hate to say it.
48:25I always tell her, it's okay to care about money.
48:29And you are the, um, the brother or the husband?
48:34Irvin's handling the sale.
48:36We're gonna list at eight.
48:38Probably would sell closer to 8.4.
48:41But we wanted to propose if you could pay all cash, we'd give it to you at listing.
48:48Wow.
48:57We'll get Pippa at the Winter Gala. It'll be fine.
48:59But you can't tell the board.
49:02What am I supposed to say?
49:04Tell them food poisoning.
49:06The chopper crashed.
49:07So another lie.
49:08I think you'll manage, Beatrice.
49:10I feel pretty sure of it.
49:11Child.
49:15From the student who knows
49:18That to have one of those
49:20Would be suicide.
49:24And everybody sing.
49:26Yeah.
49:27Yeah.
49:31All right.
49:34We're going where the air is free.
49:44On the National Express, there's a jolly hostess
49:50Selling crisps and tea.
49:55But it's hard to get by
49:58When your arse is the size
50:00Of a small country.
50:04And everybody sing.
50:07Yeah.
50:11All right.
50:15We're going where the air is free.
50:26What do you think about one seat for me and one for my number two here?
50:29You let him call you that.
50:33What's that on your forehead, buddy?
50:35Forget money.
50:36Where do you want to be?
50:39Societal collapse is upon us and sooner than you think.
50:41I miss you, man.
50:43If you don't have the bone mass,
50:44What the hell are you watching?
50:46You did this?
50:47You stabbed me in the back?
50:49Oh!
50:50Of my heart?
50:56In episode 104, you will see the Tech Bro Fight Club,
51:00Which is in fact a real thing.
51:03This is Duncan Park.
51:05He's a fighter.
51:06He did me that way.
51:07So your manhood is a metaphor?
51:09You got our next fight.
51:10It's Tech Bros wanting to feel the realness of physical combat.
51:16And all the things that are just metaphorical during their daytime activity,
51:22Where they are being told to fight,
51:24To have that kind of warlike Sun Tzu aggression in their business life.
51:29I think there's just a lot of like, especially nowadays,
51:31What is it to be a man?
51:33And I guess that answers their question for them sometimes.
51:37Oh!
51:38Oh!
51:39Oh!
51:39Oh!
51:40Oh!
51:40Oh!
51:40Fuck!
51:42I don't think...
51:43No, no background.
51:44No background.
51:44Well, here they're gonna do it in a back warehouse,
51:47To get their ya-ya's out,
51:48And to feel what that masculine warrior energy is.
51:53Just been kicked in the balls.
51:55Three, two, action!
52:00I couldn't resist not having that be part of the fabric of our Silicon Valley.
52:04I show you tech that will revolutionize how we predict behavior,
52:08And you run to the playground to tell your boyfriend?
52:10The thing that Duncan can say legitimately to Bardolph is,
52:15I've jumped through every hoop you've put in front of me.
52:18And he puts another one in front of him.
52:21He succeeds in a way that's emotionally very real.
52:24Me strangling Orlando Lee at the end,
52:27His eyes fixed on Bardolph,
52:29It is a way of saying,
52:30I am a fucking warrior,
52:32And not to be taken lightly.
52:37I think that's what Bardolph sees in me,
52:39He does not give up.
52:40Now they're ready to go to the next phase of their relationship.
52:45When did you realize I meant to make the offer to Pamela Douglas?
52:47When did I realize?
52:49He mixed up the only two black women at the summit?
52:52If I did.
52:5330 seconds.
52:54In episode four,
52:55There's more than just Fight Club,
52:57There's also the fight between Lily and Beatrice.
53:00It's almost like they have a summit meeting at the spa,
53:02Where all of these truths come out.
53:04Let me take it to our graves.
53:06Fine.
53:09You first.
53:10It's a fun dance between the two of them,
53:12Literally in mud.
53:14And then it's almost like this,
53:16We have a lot more in common series of scenes that follow.
53:20Almost a friendship is emerging between the two of them.
53:23So, Duncan gave me this app.
53:24It hides your number and your voice.
53:28Hello?
53:29We know what you did.
53:30What would Cupertino think of you and Duncan if they knew?
53:34Oh my God!
53:38Are you feeling overwhelmed?
53:40Try to remember your life has value, Inus Hookah.
53:44Shut up!
53:45Inus Hookah takes that Easter Island head,
53:48Which symbolizes ancient beliefs,
53:50And smashes this new technology.
53:54That's this sort of collision point that I kind of adore it.
53:57That idea that the AI bot has provoked her to violence.
54:01And when we get to episode five,
54:03We'll see what the consequences of that violence are.
54:06I'm calling to set the record straight on hypnosis.
54:09The acquisition talks fail.