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00:00It sounds pretty traumatic for you, but like, you know.
00:03Traumatic, but like, cool, like, this is a good story to tell.
00:05Absolutely. This is what it's for.
00:07This is all for this moment.
00:09Everything led us here.
00:11That's incredible.
00:12How crazy is that?
00:13I'll be right back.
00:59I'll be right back.
01:20I'll be right back.
01:32I'll be right back.
02:29I'll be right back.
02:40I'll be right back.
03:09I'll be right back.
03:30I just got back from Paris, and I was eating croissant.
03:58Oh, yeah.
03:58Yeah, these, yeah, I, that's how you say it.
04:05Oh, sick, sick, sick, yeah.
04:06Yeah, loot the chest, loot the chest.
04:08Hey, did you guys actually know that the word loot is loot?
04:11It's actually taken from the Indian word, like, it's actually taken from the Indian word, like, it's like a Sanskrit,
04:14you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, if we are going to barbecue, we should go to my dad's, because
04:24he actually makes this crazy tandoori kebab.
04:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:52Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:59Yeah, yeah.
05:00Yeah, yeah.
05:14can you uh get me some fruit roll-ups in the kitchen
05:23okay what the fuck is going on what who is that and what the fuck are you wearing
05:28that's my girlfriend raven we're in love i thought i told you that ah and i'm guessing
05:32you met her at the satanic temple too you know what mop all you want but satanism is beautiful
05:37imagine a place that rejects classism created cast and you can rave all night and connect to
05:44a higher power and realize we're all one it's not like sicky and dark mode what no it's not
05:49it's the same shit different from you're even more lost bro okay and we haven't heard a peep from you
05:55you good yeah i'm fine i was tired probably ended up watching rebecca's story and now he's down bad
06:02a story yeah ryan put a ring on it yeah whatever man i don't care about that that's why he
06:07keeps
06:07checking his texts every two minutes i don't
06:14buddy you got beat by jesus move on it's been five fucking years already
06:18oh it's only been a year okay and it's not that easy
06:23she's special yes as a guy that's smashing a different hinge girl every other night
06:27you look pathetic why don't you stop moping around here like a bitch and enjoy yourself
06:32yo sonny what i opened up my doors to all these people out of the goodness of my heart
06:36even fucking nav is here or is that french montana can't tell us that
06:42yo my budgie from another bingee what's good i'm learning on punjabi
06:50nice yo there's my favorite client i keep doing yo what's up man yeah i'm just gonna steal him for
06:55a second okay
06:59that's the manager guy you set him up with yo that's my dog from turner days
07:02he's pretty handsy yeah don't act like thomo guys aren't the same yeah they are and it's annoying
07:07yo you get that salsa pr package yet uh i don't i don't think so whatever man just just tag
07:14the
07:14minute okay post the can and you know tell them how you sell suit pels
07:18what's that even mean it doesn't matter what it means man butter him off and freaking smile
07:22high energy i need this by tomorrow man try to build these relationships for you brother
07:27all right all right
07:46what is this very nice thank you
07:54go bandi
07:55uh huh
07:56go i'll get the cups
08:00i'll get the cups
08:00so
08:01i'm
08:06okay
08:12you
08:13i'm
08:13i'm
08:14i'm
08:15y'all
08:15y'all
08:16y'all
08:16y'all
08:16y'all
08:17y'all
08:29You are right.
08:35Let's have some fun.
08:37Fun? What do you think?
08:52Nice weather.
08:54Yeah.
09:05What do you think?
09:13You're right.
09:16Selfie?
09:17Yeah.
09:18What do you think?
09:20My son. My son.
09:24I love you.
09:31Now we are really having fun.
09:37Fucking blockchain technology, right?
09:40Think about it like this.
09:41Because it's so fucking secure.
09:43The governments, all these fucking agents are trying to get into your fucking account.
09:46They can't.
09:47Because the encryption, right?
09:50So what you want to fucking do to create generational wealth, right?
09:53Fucking buy at the bottom.
09:55You buy Gooch coin.
09:56Crazy fucking investment.
09:58I'm telling you, it's fucking sick.
10:00I gotta fucking get into it.
10:01Sorry for swearing.
10:02I'm fucking excited about fucking crypto.
10:04It's sick.
10:05Yo, Jasmine, it's world, bro.
10:07What's good, bro?
10:08You haven't posted something like a month, bro.
10:10I suppose it's only two weeks ago.
10:11Nah, nah, but you have to post something good.
10:13You know what I'm saying?
10:13Like the streets are waiting, my G.
10:15Yo, you seen this, uh, this Prem guy?
10:17Yo, let's post some good stuff.
10:19Might even take your spot if you don't get on it, bro.
10:22Yo, plug your phone real quick.
10:23I'll show you.
10:24I'll show you.
10:24Yeah, yeah.
10:24Search up P-R-E-M, Prem, Prem.
10:26Yeah, yeah.
10:27That one right there.
10:27Yo, watch that one.
10:28And hell yeah, I want extra mozzarella on that pizza.
10:33Yo, this has 3 million views and he just posted it yesterday.
10:38Hey guys, I know we all like to have fun, but it is important to celebrate our differences
10:42because, frame means love.
10:45Frame out.
10:47Oh, yo.
10:49Shit, man's getting swerved now, eh?
10:52Yo, yo, let's watch Taiwan though.
10:54We're right there.
10:54I'm gonna teach you how to make the most amazing bookalicious routine.
10:58Baby, stop looking at me.
11:01I'm gonna make you like that.
11:02Hey, yo.
11:03Yo, everyone, listen.
11:04Listen up.
11:06Can I have your attention, please?
11:08First of all, thank you all for showing up tonight.
11:12Big thank you to Mummy G for the pakorde.
11:15And shout out Neal, who ate two trains.
11:20Last but not least, give it up for my man.
11:24Just me!
11:29Yo, Just me!
11:30Where you at?
11:31Come on out!
11:32Just me!
11:36Yo, Just me!
11:37Just me!
11:38Just me!
11:38Just me!
11:39Oh, that guy?
11:40He left.
11:42Left?
11:42What do you mean left?
11:43I don't know, he got swerved by some Rebecca chick and dip.
11:46Yeah, he looked pretty depressed.
11:48You guys might want to check the local bridges, water towers, nearest tall building maybe.
11:52Going straight to Boyceville.
11:54This car's still here.
11:55Where the fuck is he?
11:56I checked the pool house.
11:57Nothing.
11:57I went to the neighbors.
11:58They don't even know who he is.
11:59Why would the neighbors know who he is?
12:01Okay, let's roll out.
12:02Wait, wait, wait.
12:03None of us should be driving.
12:04I'm taxi as fuck.
12:05Wait!
12:07Who the fuck are you two?
12:08Get the fuck away from my car!
12:09Who invited you?
12:11Oh, we could take my bike.
12:13What?
12:14Or your neighbor's helicopter.
12:16You don't have to fly a fucking helicopter.
12:17Yes, I do, bro.
12:19It's, um...
12:20It's X to go up and then...
12:22Right, of course.
12:23Circle to go down.
12:24Uh-huh.
12:24R1 is shoot, so don't fucking press R1.
12:27Are you fucking for real?
12:29First of all, both of you fucking relax.
12:31Yeah, it's super relaxing getting in a car with a drunken idiot.
12:34I'm a really good driver when I'm drunk.
12:36Because I know I'm drunk, I'm actually way more focused on the road.
12:40What?
12:40I mean, you could say I'm a better driver drunk than I ever am sober.
12:45That makes sense to me.
12:46I can't believe your dumb faces are the last thing I'm going to see.
12:48Sonny!
12:49Get out.
12:50I'll be doing car saver.
12:51Bro, where the fuck did you come from?
12:53I was taking a piss in the woods.
12:54We have washrooms in the house.
12:56You fucking did not need to do coke in the bathroom.
12:57And I'm fucking wrong.
12:59Get the fuck out.
12:59You're fucking ugly, bro.
13:01Look how fucking drunk you are.
13:02Yo, what are you guys saying?
13:03Yo, why are you fucking letting him drive, bro?
13:04Look how fucking raped he is, bro.
13:06I drive better drunk, trust me.
13:08Alright, where are we going?
13:09Oh, maybe he's emo eating at the spot.
13:11Let's fucking roll.
13:16So, uh, therapy, how's that going?
13:18I don't know, it's a lot.
13:20Lost myself after the whole Humir thing.
13:22I don't know why I attract the guys that I attract.
13:25It's probably your son.
13:27Yo, no sign of your speed.
13:28I don't even think he came here.
13:30But I did grab hella shit.
13:31Chili chicken.
13:33I got chow mein.
13:34Ginger fish.
13:35You guys are a chili paneer too, right?
13:36I'm vegetarian.
13:37Shit.
13:38I'll be right back.
13:39No, Sonny, you already took forever.
13:41We gotta go.
13:42What do you want from me?
13:43He's hungry.
13:43Yo, Sonny.
13:44Chill.
13:44Sonny.
13:47Great.
13:47No one's here.
13:48He goes to the lake to clear his head.
13:50I don't know.
13:50You guys mind if I smoke a joint?
13:52Absolutely not.
13:53There's only one way of consuming thong, bro.
13:55That's too fucking raga.
13:56Think about it.
13:57You gotta be on the battlefield proper like a warrior standing there.
14:00Yo.
14:01What the fuck did I say?
14:05Sorry, sorry, sorry.
14:05Canjara?
14:06Wait.
14:08You don't think that he pulled up to...
14:11No.
14:11No.
14:13No, he wouldn't.
14:15Wait.
14:16Did he have?
14:34So...
14:35Is it just you two in the house today?
14:38Haha.
14:39Nice.
14:40Nice.
14:40So no one else.
14:42Nobody at all.
14:43I know Manvi's away on vacation, but I know you two have a lot of family.
14:49People coming by.
14:50You know, did anyone come by?
14:51Maybe they came through the basement or the back door is sometimes open.
14:56Sometimes people get old and they look different.
14:58Strange relatives.
14:59Anyone?
15:00Anyone?
15:01Okay.
15:02What is this all, Tamasha?
15:04What she's trying to ask badly.
15:06Did just me come by?
15:07Why?
15:08Is he okay?
15:09Did you call him?
15:09Yeah.
15:10No, no.
15:10No, Auntie.
15:11He's fine.
15:12He's just...
15:12He's not picking up his phone.
15:14Why would he not pick up your calls?
15:16Did something happen?
15:17No, no, no, no, no.
15:18He was just with us earlier, but he...
15:20He...
15:21Forgot something at home and went to go pick it up.
15:25So maybe we thought he meant this home.
15:29Hmm.
15:47I'm just kidding.
15:49Huh.
15:50I'm going to throw up.
16:07Oh...
16:08That's what...
16:09That's what we're doing.
16:10Oh...
16:10Oh...
16:12Oh...
16:12Oh...
16:13And then...
16:13Where's the...
16:14Oh...
16:15Oh...
16:15Oh...
16:18Oh...
16:21Hello?
16:26Hello?
16:29Is everything okay?
16:33You alright?
16:39Oh, hey, man.
16:43Just breathe?
16:44What are you doing here?
16:47Is this real?
16:48Are you real?
16:51Yeah, I'm real.
16:53What are you doing here?
16:55Are you living in your car?
17:05You see that house down the street?
17:10That was the house, man.
17:12The house that Mia bought me.
17:15We're supposed to move into before.
17:18Before she put my heart on my chest and just...
17:23Now it's just standing there.
17:26Unfinished.
17:28Just like my hopes and dreams.
17:31Okay.
17:33You can still finish the house, man.
17:34You can move in yourself.
17:36You think I have money like that anymore?
17:39You think I'm not losing bidding war to Chad GPT?
17:44Us realtors, we're washed, man.
17:47Do you know how that feels?
17:48Just a dollar of you.
17:52Look, man.
17:55I got my heart broken, too.
17:57And what's worse is she's back with her ex.
18:01And she's engaged.
18:04It sucks, man.
18:05I know.
18:06It's weird how fast things change.
18:09It's tough to keep up.
18:11Like, how am I supposed to stay relevant with any of this when everyone's an influencer just pumping out a
18:16bunch of nothing?
18:17I feel washed.
18:19I feel washed.
18:21But I just breathe for it all.
18:25I had a plan.
18:28Marriage.
18:29Kids.
18:29Run for Mayor Brampton.
18:31Kids.
18:32Hit a million followers and more kids.
18:34Yeah, look.
18:36Sometimes you don't need a plan.
18:38Okay?
18:38Sometimes you just need to leave some things unfinished, like your house.
18:44Look, man.
18:46You're a smart guy, alright?
18:48And as much as I hate to admit it, there's been so many times I wanted to be like you.
18:52But this?
18:54Just sitting here crying about something that could have been?
18:57It's pathetic.
18:58So get up off your ass and stop moping around like a little bitch.
19:09Oh, shit!
19:11I just realized something.
19:13You're a brother.
19:15My brother.
19:16You can bring Monvi back to me.
19:19Oh.
19:20Yeah.
19:20What?
19:21Yeah, you can convince her that I have the best she'll ever have.
19:25Yeah.
19:25Yeah, yeah.
19:26You can have my house, man.
19:28I'll even finish the floor for you.
19:30Where's my...
19:31Where's my key?
19:32You can have my whip, man.
19:33You can have my keys.
19:34Take it all.
19:35I'll just...
19:35Please, man.
19:36Just bring her back to me.
19:37I don't know what to do.
19:38I can't sleep.
19:40Where's my whip?
19:41I don't know.
19:42I thought we were bros, man.
19:44We hold me for the...
19:46Just bring her back to me, Monvi.
19:47I really...
19:48I really...
19:49Peter, come back.
19:50I can't do anything.
19:52I can't think about anything.
19:54Come on.
19:56Come on.
19:57Come on.
19:58Come on.
19:58Come on.
19:58Peter, come back.
20:12Everything okay, PJ?
20:13Yes, babe.
20:15I'm glad you all are here.
20:16It's nice to have the house full.
20:22Oh, he's at his spot.
20:23Who?
20:24Just me.
20:25I have his location.
20:27Are you dumb?
20:28Why didn't you mention this before?
20:30Are you kidding?
20:30Because my phone was dead.
20:31I have a charger in my car.
20:33Cars can charge phones?
20:34That's incredible.
20:36You know what?
20:36Just forget it.
20:38Let's make moves.
20:39Yeah.
20:39Bye, auntie.
20:40Neil, hold on one minute, please.
20:43Uncle.
20:44There's such a hot picture of young Guru Nanak.
20:48So handsome.
20:50Either way, you shouldn't have pictures of Gurus in your home.
20:53It's wrong.
20:54Tell him.
20:55I love you.
20:56Love you, love you, love you.
20:57Tell him.
20:57Also, that's a Gooch coin.
21:00Here, give this to just me.
21:02You'll be seeing him before I do.
21:04Okay.
21:05Okay, Gooch.
21:11Stupid.
21:17Hey, there's Waldo.
21:19Guru Waldo.
21:21We called you like a million fucking times.
21:24FYI.
21:24Where the hell were you, man?
21:25We've been ripping it up and down so I got a scarves.
21:28Yeah.
21:28Look, sorry.
21:29I just...
21:30I needed some space.
21:31Yo, how do you keep letting this girl run laps in your head?
21:34You know, you could just talk to us instead of running off.
21:36I know.
21:38But you're still not over it.
21:39This guy's never gonna get over it.
21:41He needs a chaper to cross the face.
21:43Johnny, don't be so judgmental.
21:44What are you talking about?
21:44Brown trauma's a real thing.
21:45A trauma?
21:46What trauma?
21:46Take time.
21:47See how these things take years.
21:49You and this guy smash me.
21:53Yeah.
21:54Come over.
21:58Holy.
21:59Can't fight parking for hell, this city.
22:01It's your place, eh?
22:03No pictures of the gurus.
22:05That's a shame.
22:06What the hell is he doing here?
22:08Buddy, are you fucked?
22:09If it wasn't for me, these drunk idiots wouldn't get here alive.
22:11Alright.
22:12Well, thanks, I guess.
22:17Look, guys, I'm...
22:21I appreciate you.
22:22I just want you to know that.
22:24I appreciate you when you tolerate me,
22:26going through all my dumb, emo, depresso, lopey phases,
22:33and still sticking by me.
22:37So, thank you.
22:39Thank you for the gifts.
22:41Thank you for the party.
22:43Thank you for just keeping me in check,
22:45and thank you for just everything that you do.
22:50for me.
22:52I love you guys.
22:54I love you too.
22:55Aw.
22:56Come on.
22:57Rupan.
22:57Come on.
22:58I love you guys so much.
23:00Oh, what?
23:00We've known each other for so long.
23:02Yeah.
23:03May our bonds remain together.
23:05I love you too.
23:05I love you too.
23:06I don't care.
23:08I love you too.
23:20Yeah.
23:29What is this?
23:35Hello?
23:36Yes, sir.
23:38No.
23:40You didn't miss me.
23:43No.
23:44You didn't miss me.
23:47Okay, okay.
23:48Why don't you miss me?
23:49I'm going to fly the information.
23:52Okay, okay, okay.
23:56I'm busy.
23:58Okay.
23:59I'm busy.
24:01I'm busy.
24:03I'm busy.
24:04I'm busy.
24:06I'm busy.
24:06I'm busy.
24:06I'm busy.
24:06I'm busy.
24:08I'm busy.
24:09Will it be enough to sway the seals?
24:11We'll find out right after this on Seal the Needle.
24:15All right.
24:16Thank you so much for coming.
24:17Appreciate you.
24:19This has been an incredible birthday.
24:21Okay.
24:22All right, beautiful.
24:23The house is in trash.
24:26Yo.
24:27All right.
24:27Love you.
24:28Love you.
24:29Love you.
24:30Your mom asked me to do this.
24:35Nice.
24:36Thanks.
24:37Got it.
24:38Love you.
24:39Happy birthday.
24:40Thank you, bro.
24:42Can I sleep here?
24:44Sure.
24:46Hell yeah.
24:48See you in the morning.
24:49Yup.
24:49Love you.
25:00Love you.
25:04Love you.
25:09Love you.
25:12Love you.
25:18There you go.
25:21Hello?
25:23Sister Gal.
25:28Yeah.
25:28No, I'm good, Bob.
25:30Yeah.
25:33Yeah, I miss you, too.
25:37I tried picking her up, but I couldn't.
25:39She grew that much overnight.
25:40Lose my fucking mind.
25:41Wait, which daughter is this again?
25:43One of the middle ones?
25:44Anyways, how are things at home?
25:47Yeah, you know.
25:49Dad's way, so it's still me doing everything.
25:52What about your new girl?
25:54She got messy, so I think I'm going to be single for a while, probably.
25:58You know what?
25:59You do you.
26:01Oh, shit.
26:02I totally forgot I have therapy in 10.
26:04I got to go, sonny.
26:05Yo, you can use one of my spare offices.
26:08I mean, the Wi-Fi is shit, because these guys watch Cracked All Dessy Reels all day, but
26:12it should hold.
26:13Really?
26:14Yeah, yeah, it's right there.
26:15Okay, thanks.
26:16I'll be quick.
26:17Yeah, no problem.
26:22Shinta.
26:23Yo, Shinta.
26:24Come on, man.
26:26Back to work.
26:27I'll check it out, man.
26:29It's funny, man.
26:30It's not time for me, man.
26:32Load it in the fucking truck.
26:34Go.
26:35There's no back problems here.
26:36Just a little back problems.
26:39A little break.
26:40Okay.
26:40I'm going to get you on the floor.
26:42You're going to get the truck.
26:43You're going to get the truck.
26:44You're going to get the truck.
26:52Okay.
26:54Good to go.
26:59I guess we're good to fucking go, man.
27:01Let's grab the seats and let's roll out.
27:02Go where, bro?
27:03The engine's literally on the ground.
27:05Does any of you know how to put this together?
27:07Is it all-wheel drive?
27:08Yeah.
27:09No, I don't know how.
27:10Fuck.
27:11We're going to be late as fuck, man.
27:12Like, fuck.
27:13I told you we should have flown, man.
27:15Fuck.
27:17Okay, you know what?
27:19I know what to call.
27:23Yo, Sonny.
27:31Hey, how come you don't look like a vampire anymore?
27:34Oh, I broke up with my girlfriend.
27:37This is all that's left.
27:45Yes, babe.
27:47I told you I was going away this weekend.
27:49Right before we left.
27:51How else am I supposed to make money?
27:54Just get Mom to watch him.
27:56Holy fuck.
27:57Relax.
27:58You always do this shit.
27:59Fuck, man.
28:01Hey.
28:03You got a lot of anger in here.
28:05I can hold space if you want.
28:07This book says that feelings need to be birthed and pushed out of your emotional cervix.
28:11What are you talking about?
28:12All right, good news.
28:13Let's get off the phone, Sonny.
28:14He's got a guy coming through the border.
28:15He just hit your ride with him.
28:17Nice.
28:17Probably take the car, too.
28:19Sick.
28:20All right, we're going to have to.
28:22No way, man.
28:23Bye, bye, bye, bye, buddy.
28:24Oh, my God.
28:26Everything looks good.
28:27You guys are good to go.
28:27Here we go.
28:28You guys have a safe trip, okay?
28:30Take care.
28:32Nice car, by the way.
28:33Fucking white people.
28:36So why do you feel like you got into that relationship?
28:40I don't know.
28:40I just, I don't, I don't even know how I ended up with a guy like Umair.
28:44It was nice to be taken care of.
28:46I'm used to being the one who takes care of everyone else, especially at home.
28:50I take care of my mom, my younger sisters.
28:52My dad was always on the road growing up, so I didn't really have a choice.
28:56Well, because you're the eldest, right?
28:57Oftentimes, the eldest child picks up the slack when the parents are lacking.
29:00True.
29:02But I feel stupid for having missed the red flags with him.
29:05That's just not me.
29:08Anyways, this is why I'm only going to date women from now.
29:11But the most recent time felt kind of boring, I guess.
29:14I don't know.
29:15Tell me, Chippy.
29:16Are you looking for relationships to feel dramatic?
29:20Look, whomever you choose to date, it seems like you need to get to the root cause of why
29:24you attract these dynamics.
29:28What do you mean?
29:28Well, it just means being accountable for your parents.
29:32My, me, I'm the victim.
29:35He's the one who needs to be held accountable.
29:36Him and all the other men.
29:38Fuck the fuck!
29:39Right the fucking end.
29:41Shut the fuck up!
29:42I'm already fucking pissed for being gas-lit in therapy.
29:45Don't you let fucks have anything else to do?
29:46Holy shit!
29:49Sorry, ma'am.
29:50Sorry.
29:52Fuck's sake.
29:57What were you saying again?
29:58You know, maybe we should just switch gears a little bit and talk about the anger.
30:05What anger?
30:06Okay, they have this place called Guns and Buns.
30:09You can get a gun and a burger.
30:11I think this is our truck.
30:16Oh, dude.
30:17Oh, shit.
30:19Diljod.
30:19Come on in, bro.
30:20What's up?
30:21Oh, this is my cousin Jasmeet.
30:23Good night, bro.
30:23Good night, brother.
30:24And this is his, um, this is his Navi.
30:27Good night, brother.
30:29Good night.
30:41All right, we're basically just saying Paji.
30:45If you think about it, our bro to Paji ratio is the exact same.
30:49Paji, bro, bro, Paji.
30:53Paji, bro, bro, Paji.
30:54There's literally no difference, man.
30:56We all have that inner drive to say that word.
31:01So you nervous to host it?
31:03Uh, not really, man.
31:06I've done so many of these, it's like clockwork.
31:08Too many at this point.
31:10Come on, bro.
31:11A gig's a gig.
31:12You know that, man.
31:13No, I'm sure you'll be great, Paji.
31:15Thanks, man.
31:16For how long you've been driving truck for sunny?
31:19Uh, just under a year.
31:21Does he, like, tell you what you're picking up?
31:23Do you know what's bad there?
31:25Uh, tires, you know, usually, probably.
31:28No, I had to help pay tons of debt and some medical bills back home.
31:33This has been keeping you steady.
31:35That's good, man.
31:36As long as it's honest work, man.
31:37You never know what that guy is.
31:38Oh, nothing like that, Paji.
31:39But, Pani, I'm just grateful to sunny, Paji.
31:43He's been keeping me employed as I look for a job in my field.
31:46But, you're starting.
31:48Well, you want to get a job in a field?
31:50Yeah, I'm a farmer back home, so looking for a job in my field.
31:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:56In his field.
31:56In his field.
31:57In my field.
31:58Well, you have to go back there to work in your field.
31:59Are you telling me to go back?
32:00No.
32:00What do you want me to do?
32:03Oh, man.
32:04Bro.
32:05Bro.
32:10Bro.
32:11Bro.
32:20Bro.
32:20Bro.
32:20Bro.
32:23Bro.
32:25Hey sir, how are you sir?
32:30Is it there?
32:32What?
32:34Are you doing this job?
32:36I'm sorry bro, I didn't know my work for one or two days.
32:39It's not my fault.
32:41How much respect are you?
32:43It's not that we don't respect you.
32:45It's just that.
32:46I'm just scared of this new supervisor.
32:49Supervisor? What supervisor?
32:50I didn't know Sri Lankan girl.
32:52I didn't hire her.
32:54She's a big brother.
32:55She's a big brother.
32:57I don't care about her.
33:13Hi, good evening. Are we checking in?
33:16Yes, we are.
33:16Great, what name is the reservation under?
33:19It should be under your name, mate.
33:20You got this, right? I'm gonna go get some that more water.
33:23Okay.
33:23Hey, I saw on Yelp that you guys give a cookie when you check in.
33:28Can I get that now?
33:30Yeah.
33:31Yeah.
33:32Cool.
33:36Is that gluten free?
33:38Yes, it is.
33:38Okay, then I don't want it.
33:40Oh.
33:41Yeah.
33:42Okay.
33:42Okay.
33:43I'll be back.
33:44Okay.
33:45Yeah, sorry about that.
33:47Um, it's okay.
33:48Anyways, uh, the name should be under first name Jasmith, last name Dutta.
33:52Okay.
33:53Uh, how do you spell?
33:53D-U-T-T-A.
33:55Uh, yeah, sorry.
33:57I'm not seeing anything under that name.
33:59Could it be under anything else?
34:01Um, Jasmith Swirled?
34:05Uh, yes.
34:06Okay, we do have that.
34:08Great.
34:08Great.
34:08Mr. Swirled.
34:10Yeah.
34:11Uh, just a government ID and credit card for incidentals.
34:13Oof.
34:18Okay.
34:20Oh, okay.
34:22Uh, sorry, Mr. Dutta.
34:24Uh, yeah, the name on the ID actually has to match the name on the room.
34:27We're looking for Mr. Swirled.
34:29Yeah, that's just my stage name.
34:31Okay.
34:32But I would, I would still need an ID saying that though, sir.
34:35Yeah, but that's me.
34:37It's, I'm Mr. Swirled.
34:38It's literally me on the flyer.
34:45Oh, yeah.
34:46You look great on that.
34:47But, um, yeah, no, I, I still would need to see ID.
34:51It's policy.
34:52Seriously?
34:54Can we get a selfie, please?
34:57Sure.
35:04Sorry.
35:05I already bent the rules on the cookie.
35:08Okay.
35:09Yo, Nubby.
35:10Yeah.
35:10Can you call the organizers?
35:11They booked the room under the wrong name.
35:13Yeah, just check again, man.
35:14I'm sure they have, man.
35:15Bro.
35:16Just do your job, please.
35:19Always making me do this.
35:27Hello.
35:27Hello.
35:28Hello.
35:29Yeah, I need one of you guys to come down.
35:31Hello.
35:32I need one of you guys to come.
35:34These guys can't hear a goddamn thing, man.
35:36They sound drunk.
35:37They're partying or some shit.
35:38Here, come to me.
35:39Hello?
35:40Hello?
35:40Hey, uh, it's just me.
35:43Uh, just me?
35:45The guy that's emceeing?
35:46Your competition?
35:46Yo, yo, yo, yo, yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:47Bro, you gotta get your ass to the mixer right now.
35:49It's so late right now, bro.
35:51Look, uh, we're at the front desk right now, and you can't check in, because the name
35:55is...
35:55Oh, shit.
35:56They're playing Roger Chacha.
35:57I'm on piano remix.
35:58Are you serious?
35:59He booked it under Mr. Swirl?
36:01Yeah.
36:02Sorry.
36:03But he can change his name, right?
36:05Legally?
36:06Hello?
36:08Hello?
36:09Hello?
36:28Yo, what else?
36:29What is the problem?
36:32Are you kidding me?
36:33It's just me.
36:34Holy shit.
36:35Dude.
36:36What are you doing here?
36:38I haven't seen you since, like, sick camp days.
36:40This is wild.
36:40Don't you live in Jersey?
36:41Yeah, but I'm here to support my sister.
36:43She's competing.
36:44I was actually kind of hoping I'd bump into you.
36:46You've accomplished so much.
36:47I'm watching you from a distance like the little stalker that I am.
36:50Really?
36:51Okay.
36:52Um, full disclosure, your videos pop up on my feed, like, all the time.
36:57Wow.
36:58I'm really embarrassed.
36:59Yes.
36:59I am also a stalker.
37:01I know.
37:02Also, you go by Maya now?
37:03Yeah.
37:04Yeah, it's, uh, you know, just to make life easier.
37:06And, uh, also just to remind myself that everything in life is really an illusion.
37:10Just me.
37:11Okay.
37:12Alright.
37:13I'll see you.
37:14Okay.
37:14Hey, Owen.
37:15We've got no rooms available.
37:17There's a motel like 30 minutes down the street.
37:19We've got vacancies.
37:20Alright, let me call the number.
37:22Wait, you guys don't have a place to crash?
37:24And you're hosting the competition?
37:25Yeah, there's some sort of name mixed up and the organizers are all dropped, so...
37:31Well, hey, why don't you take my room?
37:33I'll crash up my sister.
37:35What?
37:35No.
37:36No, no, no.
37:37Don't be ridiculous, man.
37:37No, trust me.
37:38Just me.
37:38She would probably want that anyways, with how nervous she is.
37:42Uh...
37:45Okay.
37:46Uh, yeah.
37:47Yeah, that'd be awesome.
37:49Are you sure?
37:49I'm sure.
37:50I got you.
37:50I'll just get my stuff out of there and you're good to go.
37:53Thank you so much.
37:53You're a lifestreamer.
37:54Oh, my God.
37:55It's nice seeing you.
37:59Damn.
38:00I'm gonna smash that happy chick away.
38:04What?
38:04Managers gotta eat too, bro.
38:06Dude.
38:07I kissed the hotel girl.
38:09Really?
38:10What's she taste like?
38:12She tastes like hotel.
38:13Okay, let's...
38:14Let's go.
38:14Get your bags, man.
38:15Let's go.
38:16Hotel?
38:16What does hotel taste like?
38:21Heading out?
38:22Yeah.
38:22And hey, thank you so much for letting me use your office.
38:25Sorry I was here all day.
38:26I just...
38:27I got so much work done.
38:28Not just therapy.
38:29Take it.
38:31What?
38:31Take the space.
38:33It's yours.
38:33Whenever you need it.
38:35Design work.
38:36Therapy.
38:37Sixteen Chapel.
38:38The ceiling.
38:39I don't care.
38:40Whatever.
38:40Free of charge.
38:41Sixteen Chapel, Sonny.
38:43What?
38:43And that's really nice, but why?
38:45Dude, today's been one of the most productive days here in a minute.
38:49Your presence, it's like, it's keeping my guys in line.
38:52Did you pick that shit up from your dad?
38:54Oh, yeah.
38:55You know how many of my dad's scary-ass trucker buddies that used to get to buy me candy as
38:58a kid?
38:59That was cute.
38:59Terrifying, but cute.
39:00I mean, just keep acting like the supervisor, and everything the light touches is yours.
39:07Okay.
39:08Sure.
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39:41Hi, Jasmid.
39:42How are we doing?
39:43Feeling good?
39:44No, we're not happy.
39:45Yeah, I'll take care of this, man.
39:47What the fuck was up with last night?
39:49You had us waiting in the fucking lobby, man?
39:51And you out getting fucking drunk?
39:53I'm sorry.
39:54I did the parties that we were at.
39:56Yo, you really thought his last name was Swirled?
39:59What the fuck?
39:59Come on, man!
40:00No, I booked it while I was studying for my chem intern.
40:03I'm so sorry.
40:04Sorry's not good enough, Dr. Saab.
40:05And look at this green room.
40:07It's not private.
40:07And it's fucking bare, man!
40:09We have chips and water.
40:11This is a grade five birthday party, bro!
40:13What more do we want, dude?
40:15Can they get us some fucking steak?
40:16Some kebabs?
40:17Some sushi?
40:18Some bottles of fucking Siroc?
40:20Some Crown?
40:20I don't know if I can get all that in time.
40:22No, no, no.
40:23You will.
40:24Otherwise, we're not doing the show.
40:26Just meat is an icon, kid!
40:28Have some fucking respect!
40:30Hang on.
40:30I'll get right on it.
40:32Yeah, that's right.
40:34Can you believe this fucking guy?
40:36Was all that necessary?
40:37He was like some Vegeta college kid.
40:39You can't keep lowering their standards, man.
40:41They'll never respect you if you let him keep getting away with this.
40:45I'm asking for Siroc bottles in the middle of the day.
40:48Yo, manager's gotta eat, too.
40:50I'm asking for help you get over your pre-show jitters.
40:53You know what I mean?
40:53You know what I mean?
40:54Damn.
40:55Time to hear.
40:57Alright, good luck, guys.
41:03Bro, it's a full house.
41:06There's gotta be like a hundred people out there.
41:08This is a 1400 seat theater, bro.
41:11I'm out of my classes.
41:13Okay.
41:14Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the massive internet sensation and one of the funniest voices of our generation, the heartthrob
41:22himself.
41:23Give it up for...
41:25Friend!
41:27Hey, y'all.
41:28Congrats for 25 years of the North American, South Asian talent competition.
41:34I mean, that's unbelievably huge.
41:35And I would have loved to be there in person to celebrate this milestone with you guys.
41:38But, your boy is guest judging the mass singer this week.
41:43I know.
41:43Womp womp.
41:44And I'm still hosting public competitions.
41:46Just get out there and do your job, bro.
41:48Just focus.
41:50Love you all.
41:51Make sure you kill it.
41:52And you know what they say.
41:53Bram means love.
41:54Bram, out.
41:57Yes.
41:57All right.
41:58Now give it up for our host of the night.
42:01Jazby Tuta.
42:03All right.
42:04Woo!
42:05Yes.
42:06Give it up for me.
42:07That evening that came out way too early.
42:09Oh, my God.
42:10The wave last successful internet guy.
42:12That's not as hot as him.
42:15I'm here with you tonight.
42:17Isn't that quiet?
42:18Are you excited?
42:21Oh, man.
42:22I just ran into one of the Punga Nut team's backstage.
42:25We've got to talk about your names.
42:27First of all, they're way too long.
42:29Okay.
42:29The team I ran backstage.
42:30Soneh, Gabru, Mitre, Punjab, Nachade, Hassan, Tapade, Jawani, Sheradi.
42:36Toronto Division.
42:37Like, that's way too long, okay?
42:39You don't have to put the whole Javi dictionary into your names.
42:43You're right, man.
42:44You seem stressed.
42:46Shanani's bro is always fricking trippid, man.
42:49Oh.
42:49Well, as a recent survivor of an unconscious uncoupling,
42:53I can tell that you're brushing me off because you're avoiding your emotions.
42:56All right.
42:57But, I'm here for you, man.
42:59Bro, look.
43:01Go and take some pictures, man.
43:02Aren't you the social media guy?
43:03I don't even have my phone.
43:05What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
43:07Just...
43:07Well, I gotta take this phone call, man.
43:09Just...
43:10God.
43:10I got you.
43:13I got the music, man.
43:15It's an interesting pocket, man.
43:16It feels like we've just now entered our 2000s era.
43:20We're still like 20, 25 years behind.
43:22I mean, everybody's wearing baggy jeans now.
43:24They got blue track suits.
43:27Jenny's walking around in a pink fur coat.
43:29Like, bro, you're not camera.
43:31You know what I mean?
43:33Honestly, the only thing we're missing is John Will.
43:36The real John Will.
43:37Not Dr. Seuss who liked John Will.
43:38I hope he's doing well wherever he is.
43:40But the real John Will, popping on a track and just being like,
43:43Me, I don't care.
43:44Murder!
43:45That's the only thing.
43:47But, we're gonna have fun regardless.
43:49So, let's give it up for our first team.
43:51I'm not saying their name.
43:52We're gonna talk about this.
43:53Put your hands together.
43:55Let's do it!
43:56Woo!
43:56Woo!
44:01Feel good.
44:14This guy was on his phone.
44:16He must be using so much data.
44:18He's using our hotspot.
44:27Woo!
44:35Yow!
44:36Shout out to my boy, Jesse, for killing it tonight!
44:40And all you sexy fucking girls.
44:43I fucking love!
44:44Under that competitions!
44:46Woo!
44:47Shots, baby!
44:48Woo!
44:49Woo!
44:51Yeah!
44:52Shots!
44:53Yo, can you tell your manager to be careful,
44:56the deposit in this room is real steep
44:58Woo! Shots!
45:03Shit, yo it's my wife
45:05hey everybody shut the fuck up
45:08Hey babe
45:10Yeah
45:12I'm here with the boys
45:13we're just about to go to sleep
45:15No, there's no one in the room
45:18Yo, shut the fuck up
45:22Yeah
45:23No, I didn't put it on you
45:25What are you talking about?
45:27Hey, let me go to a better area, okay?
45:30Yo, man, take care of the girls, okay?
45:33Yeah, yo, why are you always tripping?
45:35Like, seriously
45:40It's tripping
45:42Alright, I'm gonna take care of the girls
45:45Hello?
45:47Uh, hi, do any women here need water?
45:51No?
45:52Just let me know if any of the guys are acting
45:55aggressive
45:57or inappropriate
45:58I'm here
45:59Yo, how'd it go?
46:01Uh, I don't know, man
46:02I just feel like I'm on autopilot
46:03at these things
46:03So then why do you still do them?
46:05So nobody can get away from his wife
46:06for the weekend?
46:07Like, what else am I supposed to do?
46:08Put yourself in new places
46:10You know?
46:11Sometimes
46:12You might find a creative spark
46:14in the random spots
46:16Yeah, I guess you're right
46:17Oh, dude
46:18Guess who I ran into?
46:19Who?
46:20My first kiss
46:21Where?
46:22At the competition
46:24Isn't that crazy?
46:25And I think she might be single
46:26So what are you doing?
46:27Still talking to me, loser?
46:28Go find out!
46:29Alright, I'm gonna get out of this
46:30walk out of this office party
46:30I'll talk to you later, eh?
46:31Peace
46:34Okay, bye
46:37Shit!
46:38I might just have to make
46:39official uniform for my guys
46:40These designs are sick!
46:42Yeah?
46:42Thanks, honey
46:43Okay, well look
46:43I'll send you an invoice
46:44to get the work started
46:45Yo, I give this girl
46:47a free office
46:47and somehow I'm getting charged?
46:49Is that what you're learning
46:50in therapy?
46:51Some reverse psychology shit?
46:53I like this
47:11Sometimes I feel like
47:12my wife fucking hates me
47:13Like, I just want to
47:14live and enjoy life
47:16I probably don't even
47:17love her anymore
47:18She probably doesn't
47:19even love me
47:20We were never
47:21fucking compatible
47:22I am so proud of you
47:24for opening up to me
47:27Only stayed together
47:27because of the kids
47:28That's the way I was raised
47:30We don't do a divorce
47:32You feel me?
47:33I feel so trapped
47:35I'm so alone
47:36Yeah
47:37Yeah
47:38This is a
47:39huge first step
47:42Okay?
47:42You can't heal
47:43what you can't name
47:45Fuck
47:47You're so chill
47:48when I'm in bed
47:49Like, thank you, bro
47:50Here
47:53One sec, one sec
47:54Hey!
47:55Get the fuck out!
47:57He's having a breakthrough, man
48:01Hey
48:03I love you
48:06Don't say that
48:07but I barely know you
48:20Wow, look who it is!
48:22Hiding out from your rabbit pen?
48:25Uh, I'll just take a little break
48:26Enjoy the view
48:28So, how did you like it?
48:30It was good
48:31It was good
48:32Your, um, auntie jokes
48:33were, uh, so fresh
48:34Oh my god
48:35You're not even gonna torture me
48:39Hey, um, can I be honest with you?
48:42Sure
48:42I feel like you have
48:45funnier stuff you could be doing
48:47Wow
48:48Yeah, no, you're right
48:49but
48:50it's just
48:51isn't the right crowd
48:52Okay
48:52Well, when you find the right crowd
48:54let me know
48:55I'll come watch
48:56You're gonna come all the way up
48:58to Toronto?
48:59Yeah
48:59Really?
49:00Yeah
49:01You know, Toronto's actually
49:02next on my list
49:04Okay
49:05Well
49:06if you
49:07ever need a place to crash
49:09I can return the favor
49:11Oh, okay
49:12Well, I might actually
49:13take you up on that
49:15Okay
49:19That reminds me of when we, uh
49:21snuck out to watch
49:21the stars that night
49:23Oh my god
49:24Wow
49:25That was crazy
49:27Yeah
49:28You know
49:30That was actually
49:31my first kiss
49:33Mine too
49:34Really?
49:35Yeah
49:36Hmm
49:38Also, I
49:40totally didn't apologize
49:41for how much spit
49:42and slobber
49:43and drool
49:44I got all over your face
49:44so
49:45I was new at it
49:46actually
49:46All good
49:47And I'm way better now
49:49Oh
49:49Yeah
49:51Well, I'll be the judge of that
49:53Yeah
50:09Mm-hmm
50:10Well?
50:13Oh
50:13It's like, uh
50:1510% less wet
50:17Okay
50:18That's an improvement
50:19Maybe if I keep practicing
50:21I'll, uh
50:21I'll get there
50:22Oh, you wanna keep practicing?
50:23Yeah
50:23practice, Miss Perfect
50:24Oh
50:26Yeah
50:26It's the only way to perfection
50:30You're right