The Gost Busters (1975) di I Film Di Caio

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00:00Sì, ragazzi.

00:30E poi Big Al will help us to get the Thing.

00:40Questa magica crystal ball

00:42will help us to bring Big Al back

00:44from the dark beyond.

00:47And then we shall have the Thing.

01:00We're the Ghostbusters.

01:12I'm Spencer. He's Tracy.

01:14I'm Kong.

01:15We're the Ghostbusters.

01:17We're clever, courageous, and strong.

01:21Your sheep has been haunted

01:23with whispers and rattlings.

01:25Your blood has been curdled.

01:26We know what to do.

01:28Your skin has the creepies.

01:30You wonder what's happening.

01:32You're safe in our hands.

01:33We will take care of you.

01:35We're the Ghostbusters.

01:37Spirits and demons beware.

01:42Ghostbusters, wherever you're hiding out there.

01:46We know what you're up to.

01:48We're ready for anything.

01:50We're bold and we're fearless and never afraid.

01:53We're always prepared.

01:55We're right there with everything.

01:57With us on the job.

01:59Troubles to fade.

02:01The Ghostbusters do it again.

02:03Boy, Kong, you should have seen me and Tracy

02:19at the bowling leagues last night.

02:20Right, Tracy?

02:21Well, you're too bold like you do Ghostbusters,

02:24and I'm glad I wasn't there.

02:25Oh, yeah?

02:26Well, it just so happens that Tracy here

02:28bowled a perfect game.

02:30300 pins.

02:32Well, a lot of people have done that.

02:34Huh.

02:35With one ball?

02:38Will you two go get our next Ghostbusters assignment?

02:41And don't hurry back.

02:42Huh?

02:43Come on, Tracy.

02:44He never would have believed it

03:01if we told him you bowled a perfect game

03:03with a golf ball.

03:04Stop here.

03:07This is where we pick up

03:08our next Ghostbusters assignment.

03:19You've got to remember

03:20to get the brakes fixed.

03:22I'll go on in there and get the tapes.

03:23Come on, give me that.

03:46This is Zero, Ghostbusters.

03:49Your next assignment is to check up

03:51on the fat man and the rabbit.

03:53The fat man and the rabbit.

03:54I wonder what they're up to.

03:56Down to.

04:00They're digging deep

04:01into the ghostly past

04:03to get help in their quest

04:04for a certain mysterious article.

04:07They must be stopped.

04:09We've got work to do.

04:11Let's get back to the office.

04:20This message will self-destruct

04:21in five seconds.

04:23I turn my back for one minute

04:39and you eat the fish.

04:40Hey, Spence,

04:53will you get me the file

04:54on the fat man and the rabbit?

04:56Fat man and the rabbit coming up.

04:57Ah, here it is.

05:13That fat man file?

05:14Well, not exactly.

05:17It's the Limburger cheese sandwich

05:19I lost last month.

05:20Well, you'll cut that out.

05:26Get rid of that plate.

05:28Sure.

05:29But you've got to admit,

05:30it sure clears up the sinuses.

05:37Everybody's running

05:38and holding their noses.

05:49Here it is.

05:50The fat man's file

05:51where it belongs,

05:52under F.

05:53Well,

05:54I was figuring PH,

05:56as in

05:56phooey.

05:57Yeah,

06:02says here,

06:04the fat man

06:04can probably be found

06:06in one of two places,

06:07either the old castle

06:08or...

06:09Or...

06:10where?

06:12You're not going to like this.

06:13quickly, rabbit.

06:21Yes, master.

06:22Master?

06:24Yes, master.

06:24The crystal ball.

06:25Oh, yes, master.

06:36Hey,

06:37are you sure

06:38that this is

06:39the other

06:40p-p-place

06:41that the

06:41fat man's file adventure?

06:43Do you just keep

06:43your eyes peeled?

06:45Do you see anything?

06:47Neither do I.

06:49Let's get out of here

06:50and go to a nice movie

06:51at the Bijou.

06:51There's free popcorn

06:52and you stop that.

06:54We're Ghostbusters,

06:54aren't we?

06:55We stay.

06:57We are dedicated

06:57and fearless,

06:58right?

06:59Well,

06:59neither rain nor snow

07:01nor sleep

07:02shall stay us

07:02from our mission,

07:03right?

07:04Yes!

07:07Blow.

07:13come forth.

07:21Ghost of Big Al,

07:22come forth.

07:29Man,

07:30we will have

07:31the thing.

07:32he must be talking

07:40about the ghost

07:40of Big Al Caesar,

07:41the underworld boss

07:42of 40 years ago.

07:44Ah, yeah,

07:44that's what Zero meant

07:45about digging up

07:46the ghostly past.

07:48Come forth,

07:49ghost of Big Al,

07:51come forth.

07:52Come forth,

07:53ghost of Big Al,

07:55come forth.

07:55It is the ghost

08:03of Big Al.

08:07Now,

08:08who do I know

08:09who's that dumb-looking

08:10and who dresses

08:11that crummy?

08:15Oh, hey!

08:17He's the spit

08:18name of Jimmy,

08:19right down to his clothes.

08:25Welcome back,

08:27Big Al,

08:27welcome.

08:29Thank you,

08:30fat man.

08:31Thank you,

08:31rabbit.

08:32It's good to be

08:33back in action.

08:34This caper

08:35that you speak of,

08:37what is it?

08:38We need your talents,

08:40Big Al.

08:40To help us

08:41get the thing.

08:43The thing?

08:45The Maltese

08:46monkey.

08:50Maltese monkey.

08:53Yeah.

08:54The priceless

08:55treasure of the

08:55Maltese government.

08:57It's been missing

08:57for centuries.

08:59That's the

08:59mysterious article

09:00that Zero mentioned.

09:10My friends,

09:12this Maltese monkey

09:13of which you speak,

09:16where is it stashed?

09:18Locked in a vault

09:19at the county museum,

09:20my friend.

09:21We must get it

09:22before the museum people

09:23turn it over

09:24to the rightful owners,

09:26which would be wrong.

09:28Right.

09:29That's where you come in

09:30with your...

09:34evil genius

09:39for stealing things.

09:40Ah, yes.

09:41But I'll need some help.

09:44A couple of gorillas

09:45I used to use

09:45in the old days,

09:47but who are now

09:48among the missing,

09:50if you know

09:52if you know

09:52what I mean?

09:54We'll summon

09:54big Al's gorillas.

09:56Grab it,

09:56get the crystal ball.

09:58No, no, no.

09:58I'll get it.

10:00I haven't stretched

10:00my legs in

10:0135 years.

10:03Well, I'll get it.

10:13Find a way

10:13to get in here.

10:14We've got to get

10:15that Maltese monkey.

10:16maybe we ought

10:18to go to the zoo

10:18and look for it.

10:19We've got a job

10:20to do, remember?

10:21What are you,

10:22mice or men?

10:27Look that out.

10:28Give me a pick.

10:29Give him a pick.

10:32There you are.

10:33A lockpick,

10:36you clown.

10:37A lockpick,

10:38you clown.

10:39A lockpick,

10:39you clown.

10:43Thank you.

10:44Well, that's not

10:56going to work.

10:57Here!

10:58Let me try.

11:00Let me try.

11:03What do you want

11:04to do?

11:04Wake up the whole

11:05neighborhood?

11:08He wants to try.

11:10Oh, of course.

11:14Can you imagine

11:29what it would have

11:43sounded like

11:44if he hadn't

11:44sanded his fingers?

11:48Thank you, chef.

11:48Thank you.

11:49Thank you.

11:59What?

11:59I hear someone's car.

12:02Come on.

12:04Come on.

12:05Come on.

12:11Come on.

12:12Sì!

12:14I hear someone come on!

12:16Come on!

12:20Will you get in here?

12:42Boy, I would sure hate to have the job of telling you two apart, Spence.

12:50Come on, let's go.

12:54Well, what do we do now?

12:57We've got to get the Maltese monkey back and return it to its rightful owner.

13:01Now, maybe we can substitute a bowling ball for the crystal ball that the fat man uses.

13:06One of us pose as Big Al, we go to the fat man and the rabbit,

13:09and maybe we get them to tell us where the Maltese monkey is.

13:13Oh, that'd never work.

13:15One of us has to look exactly like Big Al.

13:21I wish you'd lose that thing.

13:39Uh, Big Al.

13:41Where?

13:44Big Al, why did you jump?

13:46Well, what'd you expect me to do?

13:48I mean, what'd you expect me to do?

13:50Huh? Skip?

13:52No, no, no. Of course not. Never.

13:56Did you bring the crystal ball so we can summon the two gorillas who used to work with you?

14:01Did I bring the crystal ball, huh?

14:13Oh, forget it. You hold it.

14:16All right. Just let me switch hands.

14:20Let me help you.

14:21Come forth.

14:23Oh, ghost of Big Al's two gorillas, come forth.

14:36Astounding.

14:38When Big Al said he used gorillas, he wasn't kidding.

14:42I won't be needing this anymore.

14:47All I gotta do is dump the guy who looks like me

14:50and get them other two apes

14:52to help me heist a monkey.

15:04All right, you two guys.

15:05I want you to tell me

15:07and my two boys

15:09where the Maltese monkey is.

15:11But Big Al, we already told you.

15:16Now what do we do?

15:18Let's get out of here. We'll think of something.

15:28I sure wish I knew where the Maltese monkey is.

15:30You wish you knew.

15:31I wish I knew.

15:33Let's go to the museum and heist, uh, acquire the Maltese monkey from the vault.

15:46Wait a minute.

15:47A minute ago you said you didn't know where the Maltese monkey was

15:50and now you tell me it's hidden in the vault in the museum.

15:52Well, where else would it be? In a pizza joint?

15:56Have you got a cold?

15:57No.

15:58I've been drinking from a wet glass.

16:00I still don't know what makes you think the Maltese monkey is locked in a vault in this museum.

16:21Well, it's just a hunch.

16:25Yeah?

16:26Well, let's go see if you're right, Spence.

16:28Uh, not you.

16:29You stay here.

16:30Me and him will heist, uh, acquire the monkey.

16:36I don't know how you're gonna acquire the monkey if it's locked in a vault.

16:40And don't go getting any ideas about breaking in.

16:42Me?

16:43Break the law?

16:47I can't help it. It's funny.

16:52I can't help it.

16:53It's funny.

17:06Let's go get it.

17:08You're the only

17:24being an idiot.

17:26I got it, a Maltese monkey.

17:42Well, how did you do that? I told you not to break into that vault.

17:45We didn't break into the vault. I walked through the door.

17:49So long, suckers.

17:51How could Spence walk through a door? Only ghosts can do that.

17:58And why did he run off like that fellow?

18:00Now Big Al could walk through a door because he's a ghost and Big Al would have run off like...

18:05What's wrong with me? How could I fall for a sham like that?

18:11Get that bag and let's go.

18:21Would you look down?

18:23Where are they? Where does that touch you?

18:25I don't know.

18:33A miracle.

18:34It's no miracle. I ice did it.

18:37No, he didn't. I did.

18:39Very interesting. There are two Big Al's.

18:46The monkey took the monkey.

18:48Toss it to me.

18:49Toss it to me.

18:51I'm Spencer.

18:52No, he isn't. I am.

18:53Toss it to me.

19:00Who's buried in Grant's tomb?

19:02That's easy.

19:03President Juliusius S. Grant.

19:05Oh, I didn't even know he was sick.

19:08That's Spencer.

19:10Come on, let's get out of here.

19:12Come on, let's get out of here.

19:14Come on, let's get out of here.

19:16Come on, let's get out of here.

19:18Come on, let's get out of here.

19:20Come on, let's get out of here.

19:23Come on, let's get out of here.

19:25Come on, let's get out of here.

19:25Ah!

19:55Hey, I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse.

20:12Here's one you can't refuse.

20:14And you said he couldn't bowl.

20:40Yeah, but he hooks to the left.

20:49Yeah, and you put in a report to Zero that we have returned the Maltese monkey to its

20:53rightful owner.

20:54And that the Fat Man and the Rabbit have been sent away for a nice, long stretch.

20:59Get that in there.

21:00Oh, yeah.

21:01And we got the Fat Man's crystal ball, complete with the whole...

21:06Holes?

21:08This is a bowling ball.

21:13What happened to the crystal ball?

21:15No wonder Tracy's bowling ball was shattered when we were bowling last night after the trip

21:21to the castle.

21:26All right!

21:27Yeah, all right!

21:28Let's go!

21:29Ah!

21:30I'm not going to win!

21:31I'm not going to win!

21:32Yeah!

21:33I'm not going to win!

21:34You can't win!

21:35I'm not going to win!

21:36Grazie a tutti.

22:06Grazie a tutti.

The Gost Busters (1975)