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A confident caller pitches Netflix a dating show starring himself—and the conversation takes a hilariously unexpected turn. Tim says he wants attention from women, hopes to make his ex jealous, and thinks his six-pack and supposed sex appeal are all the selling points the show needs.

The receptionist struggles to understand the concept before suggesting Love on the Spectrum, leaving Tim confused as the call wraps up. This awkward comedy phone call is a funny bit of prank-style banter about dating shows, big egos, and an over-the-top attempt to get noticed.

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00:00The Netflix development, how can I direct your call?
00:03Hello?
00:04Hi there.
00:05Hi, is this Netflix and chill?
00:08I don't know.
00:10Hi, so I've got an idea about a show.
00:15I want to put it on Netflix first of all, but I want a dating app, like a show.
00:22Okay.
00:23Where it's all about me, and then because it's about me,
00:28I want loads of attention from girls.
00:31Okay.
00:32You know, like The Bachelor.
00:35Right.
00:35I think, something like that.
00:39Who exactly are you, please?
00:42Okay, my name's Tim, and I'm a little bit sexy,
00:47so I just think I'll get loads of attention.
00:50Like, I've got a six pack, I'm a bit strong, I'm well buff,
00:54but I want to do it because I want to make my ex-girlfriend Chardonnay jealous.
00:59Right.
01:00Why would we make a show like that?
01:04I'm confused.
01:05Because I'm sexy.
01:07First of all, I'm sexy.
01:09You'll want to watch it.
01:11Okay?
01:11So, second of all, I want to make my ex-girlfriend Chardonnay jealous.
01:17She's a bit of a dog.
01:19But I'm just thinking, put me on a show where everyone in the world can see me,
01:26and then hopefully I'll get myself a nice little bit of hot stuff.
01:31What do you think?
01:31Sure, I'm just struggling to understand the demographic of this show like that.
01:37You would.
01:38I have another call, but I have a suggestion.
01:41What?
01:42Maybe you should go on Love on the Spectrum or something.
01:49Maybe.
01:51Okay.
01:52What's on the spectrum?
01:54Yeah, I think that's a show for you.
01:57Really?
01:58I do need to take this out of the call, okay?
02:00And thank you for speaking to me.
02:02Have a lovely rest of your day.
02:04Okay?
02:05Take care.
02:05I'll see you on the day, booze.
02:07Bye.
02:09Chiquica.

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