01:01So, here to make nice is the head developer of Majestic, Mr. Sullivan Groff.
01:05Along with Celia Hodes, our city councilwoman, negotiating the balance between these two communities.
01:13You didn't tell me she was coming.
01:15It's a surprise.
01:16It's not a good surprise.
01:17Surprise!
01:18Come on out, guys!
01:22Hello.
01:23Hello.
01:24Very nice to see you.
01:26There you go.
01:27Right on, man.
01:30So, tell me, what entices someone to move to Majestic?
01:35Oh.
01:37Well, Dean, I'm in the business of building dreams.
01:40When plant communities began being built in Southern California, they weren't zoned to include stores and schools and churches.
01:46Heck, some of them don't even have sidewalks.
01:48We began realizing that what makes a community a community was actually missing from the community.
01:55Well, community is important.
02:00Yes.
02:00That's why my company believes in rebuilding the American town.
02:03Oh, really?
02:06Okay, can we just cut for a second?
02:07Why don't we just cut?
02:08I don't need the hostility.
02:08You bet.
02:09Sure, you bet.
02:09It's not like it's live TV.
02:10Can I get a little powder?
02:11But we've got something else, Dean.
02:14Something really big.
02:16We're guided here by the Lord.
02:18Wow.
02:19Did a burning bush appear before your eyes?
02:22Because the only burning bush I know is to your left.
02:24In any event...
02:24Okay, let's cut again.
02:25You know, Pam, I love you.
02:26You know I do.
02:27We're like this.
02:28But can we just start over?
02:30Okay, and action.
02:32Tell me this, then, if you don't mind.
02:35Sullivan, what happened?
02:37Did a burning bush appear to you and suddenly make you want to build Majestic?
02:42Well, no, not quite, Dean.
02:44Sure.
02:44It's just that Americans are looking for faith.
02:48Craving it, actually.
02:49And we wanted to build faith into the community.
02:52I have certainly been converted.
02:55Funny you wouldn't convert for me, would you?
02:57Okay, you know, can we cut?
02:59I have certainly been converted.
03:01Never underestimate the power of worship.
03:04Well, it's kind of hard to do with the jihad going on, right?
03:07You know, let's just move into other areas.
03:11Celia, how can the residents of Agrestic be assured that Majestic will be a good neighbor
03:16to us?
03:16You and I both know that there are no guarantees in this life.
03:20Oh, we know that, huh?
03:21Can I just cut for a minute?
03:22You better cut.
03:22Because I can't deal with this.
03:23Cut, cut, cut.
03:25Celia, how can the residents of Agrestic be assured that Majestic will be a good neighbor
03:30to us?
03:31The houses are bigger.
03:33The facility's better.
03:34People are obviously much happier there.
03:38So they're probably kinder, too.
03:41Well, Majestic sounds like it's a great place to live.
03:44It is.
03:44You should come by for coffee.
03:46I'd love to.
03:47Too bad you're on the Agrestic City Council, isn't it?
03:49Oh, wait.
03:49What's that wishing sound?
03:50Oh, it's the sound of my house price falling.
03:53Isn't that lovely?
03:54Thanks, Majestic.
03:55That's because you've never made a sound investment in your life.
03:58Oh, that's the God's honest truth.
04:00Okay, I need to cut again.
04:01I'm sure Agrestic and Majestic will eventually negotiate a holy communion.
04:05Oh, well, yours in Christ, huh?
04:07That wasn't very nice, Dave.
04:09You are a colossal ass.
04:12I'm afraid we're all out of time.
04:15Where's your hand, sweet pea?
04:17Is it on his knee?
04:17You are a cheating whore.
04:19Oh, please.
04:20Can I touch one of the producers?
04:21Well, that's about all the time we have for you people today.
04:23Okay, thanks so much for stopping by.
04:25What did you mean by that, you people?
04:27X, Y, Faces.
04:28You're an asshole and you'll always be an asshole.
04:31And guess what?
04:31We're on live TV soon.
04:32Good morning, Agrestic.
04:33Guess what?
04:33Let's cut to Doug, who screwed you as well, bitch.
04:37Okay, no, that's great.
04:39No, it would be great to close by the end of the month.
04:42Oh, sorry.
04:43Real estate agent.
04:45No, M-A-J-E-S-T-I-C.
04:48Majestic.
04:51We got a very high pressure system moving in, which is to say, you're looking at a cloudless
04:56sky from Monday through Friday, 75 every day.
05:00We're expecting one serious cloud or two over the weekend.
05:04Serious, but it all looks good.
05:06So, keep your kids indoors.
05:08Lock them up.
05:08Let them play with the Wii, and they'll never get skin cancer.
05:12Mm-mm.
05:13Sunny, sunny, sunny.
05:14Back to you.
05:15Another show I can be proud of.
05:17Well, doesn't that make one of us?
05:19See you tomorrow, Agrestic.
05:23Watch an all-new season of Weeds only on Showtime, or watch it anytime on Showtime On Demand.
05:32We'll see you tomorrow, Agrestic.
05:35We'll see you tomorrow, Agrestic.
05:35We'll see you tomorrow, Agrestic.
05:41We'll see you tomorrow, Agrestic.
