00:30Hi there. I'm single.
00:31And I'm Pam.
00:32And you're watching something nobody else is.
00:34Do you feel special about yourself?
00:35What time is it? Why are you up?
00:37Dean, our ratings are pretty good, comparatively speaking.
00:39Well, with so much going on...
00:41Like the aggressive high car wash this weekend.
00:44Come out and help our community college-bound youngsters raise money for the prom.
00:48From noon to 4.30, they'll be sudsing it up.
00:51Beep, beep!
00:53Also, the city council meeting is next Tuesday at 7 p.m.
00:56Please say hi to my delightful ex-wife.
00:59We're discussing, what, community laws regarding the acceptable size of hot tubs.
01:04Every Voice Counts, oh, look, and it'll be a heated debate.
01:08Ha, ha, ha.
01:08So be prepared to cool your jets.
01:11Ha, ha.
01:12Today in a segment called Our Borders, Ourselves, the Immigration Debate in Agrestic,
01:15we look forward to another hot topic.
01:18What is with the hot today? Seriously.
01:19I did.
01:21I did, right?
01:22Today we're going to talk about how Mexicans manage to sneak into our communities.
01:28And to talk about it with us, we have a real Mexican, Lupita.
01:31Hola!
01:33Hola.
01:33How are you?
01:35Oh, Dios mío, pobrecita.
01:38Esta mujer es una idiota.
01:39How are you?
01:41Cool.
01:41She's speaking Mexican.
01:43I speak Spanish.
01:44She's speaking a Spanish.
01:46So, Lupita, tell me, how did you sneak into our community?
01:49Uh, actually, I think what it means to say is, um, how did you manage to wind up working
01:55here in Agrest?
01:56Well, like everyone else, I read the newspaper, I see a job, and then I make a phone call.
02:02No problem.
02:03No problema.
02:04No, what I, I'm sorry, what I mean to say is, how did you wind up here in the United
02:07States?
02:07Oh, by car?
02:09Oh, was it an El Camino?
02:11Those look so weird.
02:13No, no, no.
02:14Actually, I am from El Salvador, and I come in from Mexico.
02:18I arrived here with my, my brother, and my sister, and my nephew, and my cousin in a
02:24Toyota.
02:25Did you have any trouble crossing the border?
02:27Excuse me?
02:28Oh, please.
02:29When I jumped out of the car, I was wearing this cute little dress and this big flip-flop
02:33high heels.
02:34The border patrol very, very nice to me.
02:37No problemas.
02:38No problemas.
02:39You, you're bilingual?
02:40Un poquito.
02:41Oh, muy poquito.
02:43I know, I know she was bi for a little while.
02:44Listen, the question I have for you, though, is, what do you think, um, about the
02:48whole congressional idea to fortify and build a larger wall?
02:52Vale más de eso.
02:53No, it will never work.
02:55Okay, okay, well, I don't quite see why, though, because it's, you know, 200 miles long.
03:00I mean, it's going to be a big wall.
03:01Why are you laughing?
03:03You are so funny, because the Mexican border is 2,000 miles long, almost.
03:09You can sail around it, and if you get bored, you can jump the fence, and if you don't want
03:13to get dirty, then you can get a fake passport and wear a Dallas Cowboy hat and go through
03:19the checkpoint, no problem.
03:21No problema.
03:22There you go.
03:23No problem.
03:24Okay, let's change gears, maybe.
03:26So tell me, Lupita, what do you like to do in your spare time?
03:28Well, in my spare time, I like to dance salsa.
03:31You know, it's, it's, it's, oh, you look at that, yes, and, and then I like to do this
03:37move, because it keeps my waistline as small, and I also, if I want to look domestic, I
03:42like to knit, and I also like to play cards for money, and I also like to go to, to
03:47watch
03:47my nephew at, at the Little League.
03:49Oh, your nephew plays in Little League, that's great.
03:51No, no, no, pobrecito, I don't let him play, but you know what?
03:55He cleaned the dog out for money.
03:58I teach him that.
03:59Oh, well, isn't that the American dream, huh?
04:01He gets to, to build himself up, you know, earning a little money on his own, that's
04:04great, good for him, good for him.
04:06It is his dream, as it is mine.
04:08Is it yours?
04:09Well, it's really more my dream to inherit money.
04:12Oh, I like to inherit the wind, that's all I can inherit, because I don't have anyone
04:16to inherit from.
04:18No, probably.
04:19Exactly.
04:21Yeah, you're happy now.
04:22Well, I think it's terrific that your Mexican family is following their dream in our community.
04:27Salvador.
04:28Your El Salvadoran family is following their dream in our community, and I want to thank
04:32you for the time that you've spent on our show.
04:35You're very welcome.
04:36You're very welcome.
04:36I got you a traditional pinata, which is a traditional party decoration of Mexico, and
04:45I don't know about El Salvador.
04:47This is a very big pinata, man.
04:48I filled it with tiny sombreros that I stole them from the tops of tequila bottles.
04:54You stole them, you see, and you talk about me being a sneaky, and then I thought you
04:59could use them as decorations, if you have a party, or for hats for your children or pets.
05:03How about if I pin them on your sorry ass?
05:06I would...
05:07Oh!
05:08Oh!
05:09I wouldn't like that.
05:09Let's head over to Doug and the weather.
05:11Doug, why don't you tell us what's going on here in the grass sticks weather?
05:14Will it be sunny and 78 for the 26th day in a row?
05:17The answer might surprise you.
05:18Doesn't surprise me.
05:19Another gorgeous stretch of weather here in our glorious white bread neighborhood.
05:23Crystal clear blue skies.
05:24I want to do the weather, too, with you today.
05:27It's hot!
05:28Andy Boplin, ladies and gentlemen.
05:29High five.
05:30Yeah.
05:30Wow.
05:31It's hot out there, isn't it?
05:33Uh, it's about the same.
05:34Yeah.
05:35Who let the hot out?
05:36Who?
05:37Hot, hot.
05:37There's all the stuff.
05:38Usually on TV, there's a bunch of suns and stuff.
05:41Yeah.
05:41Well, you smoking.
05:43I'm not smoking.
05:44Back to you guys.
05:49Well, besides the weather, you never know what you're going to get around here, huh?
05:52Imagine if we were live.
05:55Good luck, man.
05:58Join us tomorrow, live, on Good Morning Agrestic.
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