00:15I have a package for Mrs. Dowling. Are you authorized to sign for it?
00:25I have the honor of playing a man of leisure.
00:28Uh, gourmet chef. Uh, guru. Underwear model. Most importantly, the military dodging wizard known as Andy Botwin. Or is it
00:46Bill Sussman? Andy's dead. I'm Bill. Bill Sussman.
00:51Sussman. Mmm. Mmm. What a stud.
00:55Tell the kids I missed him. Moving on. Uh, we're gonna take a look at the numerous ways that Andy
01:01went about serving his country, or lack thereof.
01:05So, uh, sit back, relax, grab a bowl of popcorn, and enjoy.
01:25Now, I've shown over the first three seasons that Obligation and Andy don't always mix.
01:31But more than that, he's shown that the entire show should be about him.
01:36And that chiseled body.
01:39Oh, my God.
01:40Uh, you made me blush.
01:43Oh, my God.
01:44Baby, it's true.
01:45Don't say that.
01:46Careful, I've really sensitive cuticles.
01:48It's good, though. You're doing great.
01:50I'm writing about what being a Jew means to me.
01:54If I write well, I'll be accepted into rabbinical school.
01:58And, uh, if I don't, I'll be shipped overseas to die.
02:02Oh, God. That's good.
02:05Yeah, I'll separate him.
02:07Back to the point I was getting at.
02:09The first idea I had for avoiding service was rabbinical school.
02:13Nachayim.
02:15Well, that's good.
02:16Do you realize if I married a non-Jew, I couldn't go to rabbinical school?
02:20I can go if I'm gay and my lover's Jewish.
02:22I can go if I'm single, but I'm not eligible.
02:24If I marry a beautiful shiksa with blonde, silky pubes
02:28waxed into the shape of a shamrock,
02:31doesn't that seem fucked up to you?
02:32Other than learning what it takes to be a rabbi,
02:35Andy also learned the importance of bonding with the faculty.
02:40wooing the lovely and talented Yael into the bedroom.
02:44That's just not bad for a skinny gimp.
02:47However, once his toes were gobbled up,
02:50he realized rabbi's school was not for him.
02:52It never was.
02:54But sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
03:01Oh, my God!
03:03So after his run-in with the cute little dog that ate his toes...
03:07That bitch ate my toes!
03:09Andy assumed that his newly found handicap would suffice
03:13in keeping the military hounds at bay.
03:16I'm clearly not fit.
03:17You can walk, can't you?
03:18Not in lockstep, no. I tend to weave.
03:20Apparently eight toes doesn't get you what it used to.
03:22Welcome to the army, soldier.
03:24Even short two toes, Andy... Andy was the focal point of the show.
03:28Every show for that matter.
03:30Occasionally.
03:30No, you were. And, you know, he stole the spotlight.
03:33Don't say that.
03:33You gave Emmy-caliber scenes, and you made it look easy.
03:36And you made it look easy. You did.
03:37That's ridiculous.
03:37No, you did.
03:39I appreciate it. Uh, it's interesting...
03:41Nonfat, extra hot, two-pump vanilla latte?
03:44You're a princess, Shannon.
03:45It's funny that you should mention the Emmys.
03:47I was nominated for an Emmy once.
03:50Deservingly.
03:51Not for weeds yet.
03:54As time passed throughout the show, we saw Andy get his toes eaten by a rabid dog.
04:00Stalked by a rabid cat.
04:03I missed you so much.
04:05Hunted down by a bum chuck.
04:07Lose Shane.
04:09Beaten by a bum chuck.
04:12Set off an amber alert.
04:14Beaten again by upstanding citizens.
04:17So, you're like little boys, huh?
04:20What?
04:21Total misunderstanding.
04:23Jesus.
04:25So, anywho, Uncle AWOL reported to boot camp.
04:28Uh, Sergeant Vilco. Hi. I'm in the wrong place.
04:32Bonded with his staff sergeant.
04:33Who the hell gave you permission to break ranks?
04:35He flustered a little dick!
04:36Got a battle buddy.
04:37The goddamn USA were the best!
04:39And endured the rigors of basic training.
04:43Once his top secret mission was assigned, Andy and Rodriguez discovered the dangers of lighting their farms.
04:50Enter Bill Sussman.
04:52And his wig.
04:54Sussman, who's the business?
04:56House still for sale.
04:57I love you.
04:59I know, I know.
05:01Sweet.
05:04After a few tense moments, Bill and his army buddies...
05:07Suck yourself.
05:09...patched things up the old fashioned way.
05:10You think we're fucking around here?
05:12Sweeping it under the rug and hoping nobody bothers to check.
05:17Um, what am I signing here?
05:19You're not saying anything.
05:20You're not here right now.
05:22Kinda shady, but everything worked out.
05:24In the end, for the best.
05:26For everyone involved.
05:28Except Rodriguez.
05:30Andy got out of the army and found his new calling.
05:34Well, that's bullshit.
05:35Hey, I'm talking to you, Paul St. Moritz!
05:38You know what?
05:39All I know is, the more FaceTime that Andy got, the better the show was.
05:43You know, the scenes that Andy wasn't in, they were lacking depth.
05:52They were.
06:12So let's recap, shall we?
06:15Rabbi school has a lot of perks
06:16Dogs love burger-flavored toes
06:20Playing with lighters is dangerous
06:21And last but certainly not least
06:23J.K. is the most handsome and talented member of the cast by far
06:30Once again, this is Justin Kirk
06:31And you have just witnessed cinematic history from Justin once again
06:35Thanks for watching
06:37We'll see you next season
06:38Yes, we will
06:46Thank you
