00:30When you wake up, we're your team.
00:32For the neighborhood news affecting you, turn to us.
00:36Today, we've got a very colorful young guest.
00:39Dean, your daughter is in our studio, isn't she?
00:42Yep, my beautiful Isabel.
00:44My pride and joy.
00:46Along with her mother, who is her mother.
00:51Isabel joins a growing population of young people
00:54claiming to know their sexual identity as teenagers.
00:59Can you believe it?
01:00This segment asks, too soon to be gay?
01:03Who's to say?
01:04Who's to say?
01:05And now, Isabel Ho, come on out.
01:10I already did, Pam.
01:11Hey, Dad.
01:12What's up?
01:14Now, Isabel, you're only 13.
01:17You don't know how to write a check.
01:18You don't know how to drive a car.
01:20You have no life experience.
01:22How do you know that you're a lesbian?
01:25Well, it's just an inside voice that I have.
01:28All inspired by the L word.
01:29That's the thing, Celia.
01:30Yeah.
01:31Don't you think, what with all this gay-friendly programming,
01:34that it makes it harder and harder for young people to resist homoerotic temptation?
01:39So difficult, Pam.
01:41Morality has left the airwaves.
01:44I have tried everything.
01:46I've got that V-chip on the TV, parental control.
01:50The V-chip, is that the thing that our aggressive city councilwoman refers to as the vagina chip?
01:55And I never really got that joke.
01:56Yeah, I didn't get it either.
01:58You know, jokes are normally supposed to be funny.
01:59Well, vagina is a funny word.
02:01The remote control is locked.
02:05Again, One Tree Hill, as there are now lesbians on the WB.
02:09And you can bet your ass that Ellen is scrambled.
02:14Oh, but Ellen is my inspiration.
02:16Mine, too.
02:17Oh, she's so great.
02:18Did you see the one with John Travolta?
02:21Yes, and the motorcycle.
02:22Oh, I got a bike!
02:23Yes, I loved it.
02:25Annie, sweetie, I'm sorry I got to interrupt.
02:27Dyke, very offensive.
02:28Not a good word to be used, especially as a proud lesbian.
02:30I agree.
02:31There's a group in the gay pride parade called Dykes on Bites.
02:34Exactly.
02:34That's true.
02:35I believe they've reclaimed the word, like queer.
02:37She's not a lesbian.
02:38She's just experimenting.
02:38She's a lesbian because she wants to be.
02:41Why can't you let her be who she is?
02:44She's 13.
02:45First of all, Celia, I'm 13.
02:47Yes, Celia.
02:48Do you think it's just a phase, Isabel?
02:50I mean, I kissed a girl in college once.
02:52Me, too.
02:53I'll admit it.
02:54Me, too.
02:55You did?
02:57Well, let's not bring this up.
02:59Let's not go there.
02:59You're talking about it on television.
03:01I'm just saying it's so trendy now.
03:03Yeah, and just because gay is the new black does not mean it's your color, sweetheart.
03:09Well, bitch isn't a color either.
03:11Did you just insult gays and African Americans in one statement?
03:15No, I believe part of the hostility is the reason that she's trying this gayness.
03:19What?
03:20I didn't breastfeed, okay?
03:21I admit it.
03:22What does that have to do with anything?
03:23So now she's looking for the breasts later in life.
03:26Do you know that 40% of the homeless kids in America are gay?
03:30And 25% get kicked out when they reveal their sexual orientation to their parents.
03:36These are very sad facts, and that's why I'm starting the Gay-Straight Alliance Control.
03:40Good for you, sweetie.
03:41She really must be a lesbian.
03:43I am.
03:43Yeah, well, you and everybody else these days.
03:46But do you have a girlfriend, Isabel?
03:49Well, no, actually.
03:51Single, loving it.
03:52You know, playing the field.
03:53Got my own a few things, but, um, what?
03:56What are you doing?
03:58Don't point at her breasts on television.
04:00What about it?
04:00I'm noticing your T-shirt.
04:01There seems to be a lot of indecision, a lot of confusion about your sexuality.
04:05It's not, I've told you before, it's not Shane Botwin.
04:08It's not Shane Botwin.
04:09It's Shane from the L Word.
04:10Would you please get a grip?
04:12It's Shane from the L Word?
04:14Yes, just stop talking for once.
04:16See you, we're live.
04:17So let's take a moment here, and please, let's go to Doug with the weather,
04:21because things are getting a little stormy around here,
04:24and I don't want to know about the field plane.
04:26So, Doug, if you can save us, please, with the weather.
04:30Dougie?
04:31Sure, dude.
04:32I mean, I still owe you for being your wife.
04:35Well, you guessed it.
04:36Monday, gorgeous.
04:38Tuesday, gorgeous.
04:39Wednesday, gorgeous.
04:41Thursday, pretty nice.
04:44And Friday, gorgeous.
04:46Remember, with all this sunshine, the weeds are a-growing,
04:49so be diligent about smoking out your crabgrass.
04:57That's our show for today.
04:59Tomorrow, an in-depth look at all things race.
05:01Related.
05:02Should be good.
05:04Watch an all-new season of Weeds only on Showtime,
05:07or watch it anytime on Showtime On Demand.
05:11Today, we're good.
05:11Yeah.
05:24We'll be back with you.
05:25Bye.
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