00:03Hi, my name's Tim. I'm just wondering if I could put my name forward for the next manager at Arsenal.
00:10I think I'd be really good at it. My friend, Kieran, at school, he's in the year above me.
00:17And once he not met me, he'd pass a ball between my legs and scored the best goal I've ever
00:22seen in my life.
00:23It's amazing.
00:24You want to put your name forward?
00:25Yeah, I put my name forward for the manager.
00:28I think I'd be really good at it.
00:32What would you be good at?
00:33Being a manager at the football club.
00:37Being a manager?
00:38Yeah.
00:39Going to college and study some sports science and then you may be a manager one day.
00:44Oh, I know everything there is to know about football because I play it on my break at school and
00:52I'm always the third one picked.
00:56I'm never the first one because I'm a bit fat.
01:00You're a bit fat?
01:01Yeah, a bit fat.
01:02It's because I'm a pig.
01:04But my brain tells me that I'm a good manager.
01:09My friend, Kieran, he's the best player I've ever seen in my life so I'd have him up front and
01:16we'd be scoring goals then.
01:18You see, Arsenal are a magical team and with my help we can take him to the next level.
01:27Possibly, but you know there are procedures in place if you want to apply for the manager's job.
01:31I know there's procedures so just get rid of your manager now and get me and procedure dealt with.
01:37Yeah, yeah if you ever become manager you would have the opportunity to do that.
01:44Help me to help you.
01:46Right?
01:47I will get him as the manager, I'll get you in midfield, how about that?
01:52Oh, I'm not a very good footballer, sorry.
01:55With my help you can be the best.
01:57Oh, well thank you very much anyway but yeah, no, that's not possible.
02:02Do you know anyone that could play in midfield?
02:04Because you're a bit weak there at the minute.
02:07Um, no, no, not really.
02:11Well, what I can do as manager, we just give everyone free tickets because the ticket prices are extortionate at
02:17the minute.
02:18And then we'll get you in midfield and then we'll be sorted.
02:21You're not a professional manager?
02:23How do you know?
02:26What, do you have qualifications?
02:28Yeah.
02:29What qualifications do you have?
02:31I passed my 20m swimming test last week.
02:35Oh, well done.
02:37It was a lot of hard work and a lot of training went into it.
02:40Do you not want to be a football manager?
02:43No.
02:44Crazy.
02:45All I need is help with the application because I can't spell and then we can put that forward and
02:52then I'll be the next manager.
02:53If you don't ask, you don't get.
02:56No, that is very true and I wish you the very best of luck.
02:59Do you think it's possible?
03:02Anything's possible if you put your mind to it.
03:04Why don't you tell Arsene Wenger that winning trophies are possible and then we might get somewhere.
03:09If I was manager, I'd be in there with you, motivating you, telling you exactly what we're going to do
03:14to win.
03:16Well, thank you very much for your comments.
03:17But as I said, I've really got to go now, I'm afraid.
03:20It's been brilliant.
03:21Nice to meet you too. Take care.
03:23Miss you. Bye.
03:24Bye.
03:25Bye.
03:25Bye.
03:25You
