00:03Hello. Hello. Hello. I'm just wondering how much it is to join your gym. It's just $15.99 a month
00:13and there's no contract. $15.99 a month? Yeah. Do you want to come down and have a look? What
00:19time are you open to?
00:21Oh, up until 10 o'clock. Oh, I'll be in bed by then. Oh, right. Okay. Because I need to,
00:28I've got a new girlfriend and she wants me to go to the gym and get buffed up. Okay. Yeah,
00:35so I just need to join a gym and then get ripped up so my girlfriend fancies me even more.
00:42Oh, right. Well, I think the best thing is when you get a chance to come down and have a
00:46look. I've not got any muscles yet. You haven't?
00:50No, nothing. Oh, no. I can't even lift any weights up or nothing. Oh, dear. So, I just need to
00:58get buffed up because I've got no muscle and then my girlfriend will fancy me. That's a good idea, isn't
01:04it?
01:04No, she doesn't. She just laughs at me because I'm puny. What a girlfriend. I know, she's a bit shallow.
01:15Oh. But I do need to get ripped up. What weights have you got?
01:19What sort of stuff can I use? Everything. My girlfriend's a bit older than me. She's a cougar.
01:26Is she? She's seven. Oh, gosh. Oh, no. So, I need to get ripped up. So, have you got any,
01:34have you got a rowing machine?
01:36Yes. Lots of rowing machines, lots of rowing machines, lots of bikes. I've got a bike.
01:42Oh, yeah? Yeah, my stabiliser fell off it and I keep falling off now. Oh.
01:47So, I keep scratching my knee on the floor. It hurts.
01:50Can't even get your mum and dad to get a new stabiliser on the bike?
01:53I don't know my dad.
01:55Sorry?
01:55I don't know my dad.
01:56You don't know him?
01:57No.
01:58Get mum to do it.
01:59Mum's too lazy. She's in bed.
02:02No.
02:03Yeah, she's not dead.
02:04You should be in bed. If mum doesn't have you should be in bed.
02:06I'll go bed when I want.
02:08Well, my son goes to bed at half past seven, so you've got another one hour.
02:12I don't go to bed that early. I'm a big boy. I'm three, nearly six.
02:17That's true.
02:18Has he got a girlfriend?
02:20Yes, I'm sure you have.
02:22Has he buffed up?
02:24Um, he's well built. He's got a girlfriend called Emily. What's your girlfriend called?
02:31Oh, I can't remember. Jade! Her name's Jade!
02:35Jade?
02:36Yeah, I've been going out of her for ages.
02:38That's a nice name, isn't it? What's your name?
02:40My name's Tim. What's your name?
02:43My name's James.
02:45James?
02:46Yes.
02:47That might be my dad's name. Are you my real dad?
02:50No.
02:50Have you got a rowing machine?
02:52Yes.
02:53Am I going to sink in it?
02:55No, there's no water there.
02:57There's not?
02:58No.
02:58So I don't need my handbands on it?
03:01No, you don't.
03:02Good. Have you got a bike?
03:04I've got lots of bikes.
03:05Is there stabilisers on the bikes?
03:08Stabilisers on the bikes, definitely.
03:09So I'm not going to fall off and bang me head?
03:11You're not going to fall off.
03:12Because that happened once and then they had to ring the police.
03:15No, we'll make sure you don't fall off.
03:16You'll make sure I don't fall off, right?
03:18Definitely.
03:19Because I don't want to ring the police on you for knocking them off my bike.
03:22No, we'd never do that.
03:23Have you got any three weights so I can just lift them up on me hands?
03:27Teeny weights?
03:29No, not teeny weights. I mean big boy weights.
03:32How heavy?
03:34Dead heavy.
03:35Like a bag of sugar dead heavy.
03:38Oh, yes.
03:39And you think I could lift them all up?
03:42I'm sure you could.
03:43And then I can get ripped up and get a six pack.
03:46And then my girlfriend will fancy me, won't she?
03:49I think so.
03:50Wow.
03:51Oh, thank you.
03:52Okay, you take care, Bronny lad.
03:54Are you sure you're not my real dad?
03:56I'm sure.
03:58Okay.
03:59Okay, bye sweetheart. Bye.
04:00Bye.
04:01Bye.
04:01Bye.
