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The Queen Vic still isn't doing the business in this Edition.The local paper has in it Mary was fined 50 Pounds for soliciting,which obviously she hopes the Social Worker doesn't see.

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00:00Satsang with Mooji
00:30It's like the last chance saloon on the edge of the desert, isn't it?
00:38Still, I say it's always darkest before the dawn.
00:42You know, every black cloud's got a silver lining, eh?
00:44And as one door shuts, another slams firmly in your face.
00:47Yeah, yeah, March comes in like a lion and goes out like...
00:50Lofty, shut up!
00:54Worst it's been...
00:55What?
00:56Trade.
00:57I can see that, Lofty.
00:58Why?
00:58If I knew that, I'd do something about it.
01:00No, it's not!
01:02Trade was dropping off when Angie was here, like everything else in this country.
01:05Now, you go and put some music on.
01:06Do something to shut up this silence.
01:08Yeah, it's here to close.
01:09Yeah, it's your customer.
01:14Now, what have I done?
01:15Oh, come on in.
01:16Just when I thought trade was deserting me here, you all right?
01:18Cheer me up.
01:19Not in the mood to cheer anybody up.
01:20What the Lord?
01:21Yeah, flagged me down the minute I left the flats.
01:23Went right over the van.
01:24I mean, that's better than a ruddy M.O.T.
01:26All right, they've already done me, like Dickie Light.
01:28Now that's how they've never got dodgy breaks.
01:29God knows what to do before this time.
01:31Well, we've all got problems, mate.
01:32Yeah.
01:32Never fine, I'll do with help.
01:34Yeah, money, money, money, eh?
01:36It's like water dripping through a hole in a bucket.
01:40Angie's costing me a packet apart for the divorce.
01:43Do you want to hear her solicitor complaining how she's staying in a modest hotel, which
01:46ain't good enough for her?
01:47Well, it might be modest, and it might not be good enough for her.
01:49If it's costing me a fortune, the last thing I need is a pub dying on its feet.
01:52Yeah, I noticed that.
01:53What is that?
01:53It's nothing to do with Angie's not being here, either.
01:56Did I say that?
01:57Free this side of the bar, one that punt the side.
01:59No way to run her.
02:00At least no one thinks you're Jack the Ripper.
02:02Don't be too sure about that, mate.
02:03All right, so your business is doing better.
02:05I'll show you my returns from the stall.
02:07Here, it's yours, loves.
02:08Whiskey, please.
02:08Oh, Mr. O'Brien.
02:09Oh, it's quiet in here, don't I?
02:12Oh, it's getting lively by the minute.
02:13Soon be swinging.
02:14Well, not too loudly.
02:15I hope this is the noisiest neighbourhood I've ever been in.
02:17Really?
02:18I've never noticed it.
02:19Good night.
02:19Car doors banging, people shouting.
02:21Oh, you're not out in the suburbs now, old bean.
02:24I mean, look down the leafy lanes with the old back squeaking, telly-o and wacko and
02:27all that.
02:28Oh, I'm sorry I mentioned it.
02:30Double glazing.
02:31What?
02:31That's the answer.
02:32Oh, right.
02:33Yeah, front and back.
02:34Yeah, it'd have to be.
02:36They're at Weston, all right?
02:38No.
02:38Kelvin.
02:39Wixie, the usual and the dancing.
02:41All right.
02:43Yeah, well, I know.
02:44It's trade, honey.
02:45Do I really need it like this?
02:50Cheers, Kelvin.
02:51Cheers, Wixie.
02:53I'll challenge you.
02:55Only if you're stuck in that.
02:57Look, you can't run away from it, you know, Dad.
02:59I'm not running away.
03:01Good shot.
03:02What?
03:03Well, yeah, double top.
03:05You know something?
03:05You've got a good reputation around there.
03:07And you can't go around dealing with the likes of Nick Cotton.
03:09I know people won't notice.
03:10I'm not dealing with Nick Cotton.
03:12Well, where'd you get the silver, then?
03:13Oh, you're interrogating me.
03:15You're worse than...
03:16I don't know, the Gestapo.
03:17Well, if it's legit, why haven't you got a receipt?
03:19Because there's a pocket presence in a public place.
03:23Well, only just.
03:24Kelvin, leave it.
03:26What a play.
03:28I don't know.
03:29Stay away from Nick Cotton.
03:30I'll get you into nothing but trouble.
03:32How many times have you told me that, eh?
03:33I'm your father, Kelvin.
03:34Well, that's no excuse.
03:36Kelvin.
03:36Well, I'm your son.
03:38I think it's about time Dad took a bit of advice from sons.
03:41There's some things I know that you don't, you know.
03:42Kelvin, leave it.
03:43Hi.
03:44Hello, Al.
03:45Oh, bit of space.
03:46A bit of peace and quiet in a pint, please.
03:48Don't mention the quiet when Den's about.
03:50It's been really bad, mate.
03:51Maybe it is, and I'm sorry if it is, but you should be at my place.
03:53Two women, three kids and a beating snake.
03:55Hardly a room to swing the cat.
03:57And the noise.
03:58Don't talk to me about noise.
03:59I won't.
04:00Why?
04:00It's sleepless and nice.
04:02All right, then.
04:03All right.
04:04Two houses, showshops, please.
04:06Well, if Silver C's not like it, Sammy.
04:08I'm taking it for tasks, sloppy little beggar.
04:10Pick up after him, put away after him, empty ashtrays after him.
04:13Sounds just like my mother.
04:14Oh, no.
04:15It's not good enough, man.
04:16No, I'm on your side, mate.
04:18You won't intimidate me.
04:20Well.
04:20Without training me yet.
04:22I'll wish you luck.
04:23I'll leave it.
04:31I'm so happy to be a publican.
04:34Well, Den, it's a bit better now, isn't it?
04:35Still quiet, but at least there's a few bodies in the morgue.
04:38Seven customers, however regular, are not going to keep me in the manner I'm accustomed to, Lofty.
04:42Nor Ange, nor Sharon, nor you.
04:46So go and put some music on.
04:47Yeah, right.
04:49Are you on the door?
04:50Yeah, Tom.
04:52Here.
04:5315.
04:53Get Wixie for me in the morgue, but don't let me dad know.
04:56Yeah, all right.
05:01Sorry, Sharon.
05:02I just talked to you.
05:03Where?
05:03What's she in the morgue?
05:04All right.
05:05Keep in your mind, Den.
05:05We'll let you know if he's coming.
05:06Here, all right.
05:07Hiya.
05:10Hello.
05:11Just back from work.
05:11Want to say hello.
05:12Great.
05:13You all right?
05:14Yeah, I suppose so.
05:15Well, I don't sound so sure.
05:16Well, perhaps I ain't.
05:18It's difficult.
05:19What is?
05:24Well, suddenly I've got three fathers.
05:26One I'm keeping away from.
05:28One I never knew, so God knows what he's like.
05:30And Pete.
05:30Yeah, well, I've got two in all.
05:31I've only known one of them, and he ain't me real one, neither.
05:34You should think yourself lucky.
05:37Where's Wixie?
05:38Um, well, he was...
05:39Never mind.
05:39We're not exactly rushed off our heads.
05:42It won't have time to think about it.
05:44I can't make her head nor tail of it.
05:46Why don't you ask Lou?
05:46She'll tell you the truth.
05:48Yeah, well, she hasn't so far.
05:49Yeah, she probably thought it's for the best.
05:50But try now, eh?
05:51Yeah, maybe you're right.
05:53I'll talk to her tomorrow.
05:55What is it, Lofty?
05:57Look, I've got to go, Wixie.
05:58I'll speak to you tomorrow.
05:59Yeah.
06:01Softly, softly, catchy monkey.
06:03I'm not worthy of that.
06:04There are other ways to skin a monkey than by ramming six lace holes up his backside.
06:09I still don't understand it.
06:10You will, Lofty.
06:12You will.
06:13Now, come on, we need something to cheer us up.
06:14Maybe we should have a party, then.
06:16A party, that's it.
06:17Not just a pretty face, Lofty.
06:18Well, I never was.
06:19A party.
06:21Pete needs cheering up.
06:22I need cheering up.
06:23The pub needs cheering up.
06:24We all need cheering up.
06:25So we best have a party.
06:26We best make it soon.
06:27Wednesday night.
06:28Wednesday night is party night at the Queen Vick.
06:30All right.
06:31A party, party, you berk.
06:34Anyway, it's your birthday, isn't it?
06:36Oh, so it is.
06:36Happy birthday.
06:37So we'll have a booze up, a knees up, a song and dance.
06:41Fancy dress.
06:42Fancy dress.
06:42Set a theme, then, a style, right?
06:44Yeah, what about prison gear?
06:45For booze and cops.
06:46No, you don't want anything too difficult.
06:48If it's Wednesday, anything you can find around the home.
06:50Well, men as women, women as men.
06:51You know, that wasn't quite what I had in mind when I mentioned the theme.
06:54Have we all got the numbers?
06:56Have we got the bottle?
06:58So come on, let's dig out in frocks.
07:01Give the missuses the suits.
07:02No, sir, I don't think that's it.
07:03Now, come on, we haven't got time to advertise.
07:06The circle eight, spread the word amongst the square, all right?
07:08Now, this is going to be interesting.
07:10The women keep thinking they're bosses, don't they?
07:12Yeah.
07:12Let them wear the suits.
07:14We'll wear the frocks.
07:15No sign of Arthur's gyro.
07:20You actually have been here today.
07:21Well, Thursday, Friday by the latest.
07:23Oh, maybe it got lost in the post.
07:25No, it's never been late.
07:26I'll just ride in case they've stopped it.
07:28Oh, why should they do that?
07:30Man, they stop your money for any reason these days,
07:32whether you need it or not.
07:34Oh, maybe they've sent it on to him.
07:37I wouldn't have thought, so I'll ask him when I see him later.
07:40They're going to build an automatic toilet in the gardens.
07:43Yeah, how's that going to help the gyro?
07:46When you say cross-dressing, what exactly do you mean?
07:49Just that.
07:49You wear men's clothes, I wear women's clothes.
07:51I told you, they won't suit you, Dad.
07:53Look, you just keep it out of this.
07:54I lend you some of my gear, you lend me some of yours.
07:56Look, they won't fit you.
07:57Look, just button it.
07:58It's just a little bit of fun.
07:59I mean, the pub ain't been doing all that since Anne's left.
08:01Oh, so you put on my frock, I put on your suit,
08:04and we all go down the pub to improve Dennis' life.
08:06Is that it?
08:06Yeah, well, he's desperate.
08:07Yeah, so are we, which is why I ain't in the mood.
08:09Yeah.
08:10Here, Mary's got a mention in the papers.
08:12Miss Mary Smith, 23, Albert Square, found guilty of soliciting and fined 50 quid.
08:19Yeah, let me say something.
08:20Stupid woman.
08:21It ain't so easy for some.
08:22Ain't easy for none of us.
08:23No, I suppose not.
08:25Now, at this party, we're going to go to it.
08:26Yeah, you two remember, it's me and Pauline's birthday.
08:28We haven't forgotten.
08:29Yes, all right, we're going.
08:30Oh, well done, Mum.
08:31We need a bit of cheering up, don't we?
08:32Yeah, well, thank God for that.
08:33The council are getting round to putting the toilet in the middle of the square.
08:36It ain't one of them automatic jobs.
08:37Yeah, and when you're finished, you've got 30 seconds to get out,
08:39otherwise you're sprayed with disinfectant.
08:41Eh?
08:41Well, it's all done to the sound of music, of course.
08:43Pete, I want to start training.
08:45What?
08:46The Samaritans?
08:47Yeah, I think it's best I start now.
08:48Well, I really thought you would have given up that idea.
08:50At least one of them in this mess with the old bill.
08:52Well, it won't make no difference to that.
08:54Oh, great, ain't it?
08:55I've been training to support other people.
08:57Oh, yeah, lovely.
08:58Who's going to support me?
08:59I'll have plenty of time to give you hand.
09:00Well, I'm here to work, Dad.
09:02Look, while things are unsettled like they are, I'll take some time off college.
09:04I don't mean that, son, and your mother knows that.
09:06Oh, that ain't fair, Pete. It's different.
09:07There's no difference.
09:08You ain't suicidal.
09:09That's what you, Ruddy, think.
09:14Don't worry, Mum.
09:15They're just a bit upset, that's all.
09:16Oh, no, but that don't have to make him stupid.
09:19I'll tell you what, I've got an idea about his party tomorrow night.
09:22Oh, yeah, what?
09:23I'm not going to tell you.
09:24It's a surprise for you as well.
09:29Oh, it's in there.
09:30Yeah, Mum.
09:31Of course, the traders are always in trouble when the hub is closed.
09:47Yeah, but what will the other people do?
10:01What people?
10:01Well, the people who are traders.
10:02Well, they'll have to put up with it, won't they?
10:04It's the traders who bring the money into the square.
10:07It's all right, darling.
10:07I'll get it.
10:09Hello, yes?
10:10No, I'm sorry.
10:10Someone's been sitting there.
10:12Oh, no.
10:13What's that?
10:14I told you not to play with it.
10:16The damn snake's got out again.
10:18All right.
10:19All right, don't worry.
10:21There's no need to cry.
10:22We'll sort it out.
10:23No.
10:24You stay there.
10:27All right.
10:27Now, what's that?
10:28Allie.
10:28No.
10:29Please.
10:31Come on, I'm a bar for Kel.
10:32Will you go find this snake?
10:33Two teeth, please.
10:34Sue?
10:35Come on, Allie.
10:36I knew we shouldn't have left those kids alone in that flat.
10:45Well, I thought they'd be silly.
10:46Cheers, Sue.
10:47Have you seen us in the papers about Mary?
10:49Fined 50 quid for soliciting.
10:51Do you know something?
10:52It's disgusting.
10:53When she was arrested, she spent all night in themselves.
10:55If Dot and Neffel had heard the little baby cry,
10:56she would have spent the night in the room on her own.
10:58Oh, no.
10:58I'd better go see her, hadn't I?
10:59Yeah, you better do.
11:00Oh, yeah, there's a door on at the beach tomorrow night,
11:02a fancy dress dude.
11:02Do you want to go?
11:03What sort of fancy dress?
11:04Well, I think it's guys dressed as girls
11:06and girls dressed as blugs.
11:07You're not serious.
11:08I am.
11:08Do you want to go?
11:10Actually, I don't know if I fancy dressing as a woman, though.
11:12Oh, what?
11:12Yeah, really terrifying.
11:13Are you two talking about our party?
11:15Yeah.
11:15You going?
11:16Yeah, why not?
11:17Yeah.
11:18Oh, good, because I've got a really good job
11:19of telling my dad.
11:20Actually, I do, but I didn't really want to go.
11:22Look at her, shaming herself.
11:24Shaming?
11:26Yes.
11:26How do you mean shaming herself?
11:28Well, just look at her.
11:29Yeah, well, she's talking to Dr Singh.
11:31What's wrong with that?
11:32He's a very nice man.
11:33He's a Sikh.
11:34So what's that got to do with it?
11:36You wouldn't understand.
11:38I would have thought you, of all people,
11:39would think differently about racism, color, and creeds.
11:43What hope is there for the rest of us?
11:45It's got nothing to do with that.
11:47Of course it has.
11:47You always complain about racism,
11:49and you're as racist as anyone, perhaps even more so.
11:51I said you wouldn't understand.
11:53Well, whether I understand or not,
11:55Nainer could do a lot worse than the struggle cap of Dr Singh,
11:58or he is turban at her.
12:01I'm just going to lunch.
12:02I'll be back soon.
12:02I'm with some sort of helping doggy's leg.
12:05Someone you trained in.
12:07Nainer, I'd like a word with you in private.
12:09I'm busy.
12:09It won't take a moment.
12:11Excuse me, sir.
12:12What?
12:13You're making a fool of yourself.
12:14What do you mean?
12:15Smiling and fawning over that man.
12:17What do you mean, smiling and fawning?
12:19Smiling and fawning is what I mean.
12:21Mind your own business.
12:23It is my business if you embarrass me.
12:25I will smile and fawn as you call it over whomever I like.
12:28He's a Sikh.
12:29I know.
12:30A Sikh.
12:31No, shut up.
12:32I don't care if he is a Sikh.
12:33Get back to the shopper.
12:34Leave me alone.
12:36I'm sorry about that.
12:37It's all right.
12:38I must be going anyway.
12:39Oh, what a pity.
12:41I was wondering, perhaps we could go out for a drink sometime.
12:44You and me.
12:45I'd like that very much.
12:47Don't know whether you could face the fancy dress thing at the Queen Vic tomorrow night.
12:52Hello.
12:52Hi.
12:53Marriage with family, then.
12:54All right.
12:55Didn't even notice you were gone.
12:57Oh, thanks.
12:57Only jokes.
12:58I bet.
12:59Anyway, couldn't find it.
13:00What?
13:00A snake.
13:01Oh, a snake.
13:02Yeah, well, it's got to be somewhere.
13:05I wonder if the kids had taken it out.
13:07Well, they said they hadn't, but perhaps it slipped down a drain pipe or flushed itself down a toilet.
13:10It's very unlikely, Allie.
13:12No, it's not.
13:13Look, if it was determined to get out, it would have.
13:15Nothing would have stopped it.
13:16Yeah, but if it gets out, it might die.
13:18The weather's still bad.
13:19It'll go numb, sleeping.
13:20Well, I wish it would.
13:21It'd save me a lot of trouble.
13:22No, look, it's bound to be in the flat.
13:24I'll come out eventually.
13:25Yeah, but supposing it isn't.
13:26It is, all right?
13:27The cuisine's right.
13:28Maybe it is out.
13:29Maybe the kids took it out and they're too frightened to admit it.
13:31What do you want me to do, eh?
13:32Beat the information from them?
13:33Ask around the square, see if anybody's seen it.
13:36Yeah, right.
13:36I walk up to someone and say, have you seen a snake?
13:40Oh, please, Allie.
13:42The kids will be really upset if it dies.
13:44About a snake?
13:45Yes, they will.
13:46I'd get those kids examined.
13:47Allie, go on, get out of the way.
13:49You're in our way.
13:49You're under our feet.
13:50Go and see if you can find that snake.
13:51Yeah, well, maybe this is how the snake felt, innit?
13:53You know?
13:54I don't think it's appropriate.
13:55Men should dress as men and women should dress as women.
13:58Otherwise, you get confused.
13:59Is that it?
14:00No, that's not it.
14:01Well, I'm going.
14:03And the fact that you don't find it appropriate is enough to make me go.
14:07Anyone seen a snake?
14:09No, you're the first one today.
14:10Oh, thank you.
14:11No, seriously, I really am looking for a snake.
14:13The kids have lost it.
14:14Well, you won't find it in here.
14:15I hope not.
14:16What sort of snake?
14:17I don't know, a long one called Crush.
14:18What, a bird constrictor?
14:19If you like.
14:20If he grabs hold of me, I'll let you know.
14:21Cheers.
14:22Hey, you're going to the party at the Vic tomorrow night?
14:24Yep.
14:25Oh, I don't know yet.
14:26Yes, yes, I'm probably going.
14:27Great.
14:28Guess what Ian suggests we do.
14:30What?
14:30Crush.
14:31Crush.
14:31What's up?
14:32Oh, I've got a snake among this hot Pete.
14:50Sell your cucumber.
14:51No, that's no substitute for a snake.
14:53What's you on about?
14:54The kid's snake he's missing.
14:56It's escaped from the flat somehow.
14:57Lucky thing.
14:58If I see it, I'll tell it to go straight home, shall I?
15:00Do that, Pete.
15:00Cheers.
15:02Crush?
15:02Oh, yeah.
15:05Crush?
15:06Crush?
15:07Crush?
15:30Crush?
15:31Crush?
15:32I'm looking for a snake.
15:37Are you?
15:38Good luck.
15:39My main hope is that it might have eaten a cat, a dog or a policeman
15:41and got stuck in them railings due to a large bulge in its belly.
15:45You must have seen it on TV.
15:47Can't say I have.
15:48Or want to.
15:48Bye.
15:49Yeah, see ya.
15:52Looking for a snake?
15:53I can't help you, mate.
15:54You do.
15:55I don't want no aggro.
15:56Keep awake in the square, then.
15:58I'll see ya.
16:00Thanks, Kath.
16:01I didn't feel like going home straight away.
16:03I know the feeling.
16:05I do appreciate it.
16:06Oh, I'm glad I have a chance to scive off.
16:08Bit down the mouth meself.
16:10Here, I come.
16:10Say when.
16:11Oh, well.
16:11Oh, look, what do you know, Arm?
16:13Is this what being a Samaritan means?
16:14Well, I ain't sure you're supposed to get the booze out.
16:16Oh, well.
16:17Anyway, cheers.
16:20You ain't seen a boa constrictor, have you?
16:22What?
16:22A boa constrictor.
16:23Are you joking?
16:24Wish I was.
16:25No, I ain't seen a snake all day.
16:27Don't know when I have round here.
16:28They're not too common.
16:29But if I do, I'll tell ya.
16:30Cheers, mate.
16:31I'll tell you what, after last night, I should be seeing snakes everywhere.
16:34You going to that fancy dress gig tomorrow night?
16:36Yeah, might be good for a laugh, eh?
16:38Tell you what, if I find a snake, I'll put it round my waist and go as Eve.
16:41Suit the cars, Adam.
16:42Yeah, she'll probably go in armour with a bowler hat.
16:45Oi, oi.
16:46Oh, well, just a bit cheesed off, I thought.
16:49Got my sister-in-law there with her three kids, me and Sue,
16:52and a hide-and-seek boa constrictor all crammed into the flat.
16:55It's like a busy day in the cafe all the time.
16:57Come back, Mehmet, wherever you are, eh?
16:59Rescue me from your family.
17:02And Sue, she's loving it.
17:03Surrounded by kids, hugging and kissing that youngster all to herself night and day
17:07like a blood transfusion.
17:08It ain't good for her.
17:10I mean, they'll all be on their way sooner.
17:11What should be left with?
17:12Nothing, I suppose.
17:14Well, I wouldn't really mind, but they're so bloody good at everything they do.
17:17The cab's running like a dream.
17:19There's nothing left for me to do.
17:21Don't feel needed at all, you know?
17:24And all that women together stuff and their car still in their garage.
17:27I can't even get out of the night.
17:28Well, I'm sorry about that.
17:29No, no, I didn't mean...
17:32Listen, you don't want to hear all this rubbish.
17:33Well, that's OK.
17:34Nah, I'd best be on the way, all right?
17:36Hope you find your snake.
17:39Got mixed feelings about that.
17:40Go on, you love it.
17:43Cheers, mate.
17:47I don't know whether it's a laugh or cry.
17:48Oh, laugh, Paul, for God's sake.
17:50Where would we be if we couldn't laugh?
17:52In the loony bin round the twist.
17:54Shouldn't say that, should I?
17:55Well, if you can't say it, who can?
17:58Honestly, we should believe it, eh?
18:00Arthur comes up in court May the 7th.
18:02Heaven only knows when Pete's going to go up.
18:04Mary's already been.
18:06All we need now is for Dennis to go.
18:08Then we really can say, what is the square coming to?
18:10Oh, Denner never get nicked.
18:12No, not our Den.
18:13Yeah, that reminds me.
18:14I haven't seen Angie about.
18:15How's she coping?
18:16All right, I suppose.
18:17Bored out of her brain in that hotel.
18:19She finds it really frustrating being on her own.
18:22Yeah, divorce isn't easy, is it?
18:24I don't know, Paul.
18:25And I don't intend to find out.
18:27No.
18:27Oh, Den's not too happy at the moment.
18:29I mean, the pub's really doing horrible business since Angie left.
18:31I mean, not that Den will admit that's the reason.
18:33On top of that, Mr Wilmot-Brown's taken over the Dagmar.
18:38Ben's really nervous about that one.
18:39Yeah, I heard about that.
18:41That's going to make his business even worse, Vic.
18:44And Wilmot-Brown still uses the Vic.
18:46I mean, it's the right chick.
18:48It's not good form, though, is it?
18:50I mean, he'd say that himself, I know.
18:51Oh, yeah, yeah.
18:55Oh, dear.
18:56Do you think Mary was soliciting?
18:57I don't know.
18:59I mean, the police say she was.
19:01But what does it matter anyway?
19:03Yeah.
19:04They don't seem to get the men, do they?
19:05Always some poor girl like Mary, driven by desperation.
19:08Yeah.
19:09Only the women know what it's like to be that desperate.
19:13I mean, there for the grace of God go I.
19:14You can say that again.
19:16No, I don't think I'll bother.
19:22Here, guess what, Sue?
19:23I found it.
19:24Oh, good.
19:25Great.
19:25It was in the flat all the time.
19:27Oh, where was it?
19:28In a school bag.
19:29In a school bag?
19:30Yeah.
19:30Who'd ever think of looking in a school bag?
19:32Ain't quite a place in a flat.
19:33Ain't been disturbed for weeks.
19:36Yeah, I was thinking, Kath,
19:38if they send them two to the Knick,
19:40you and me will be prison widows.
19:42They won't send Pete, will they?
19:44No, no, I was only thinking the worst.
19:46They won't send Hartford, either.
19:47I hope not.
19:49You know they won't.
19:50Like the state of mind he's been in,
19:52they'll take that into consideration.
19:54I hope so.
19:54Pete would never attack women like that.
19:58I know he would.
20:00Right.
20:00He can be violent and lose his temper.
20:04I mean, thump a copper, yeah.
20:05Yeah.
20:06I could see him doing that.
20:07Even thump Pat.
20:08Mm.
20:08But beating her half to death, never.
20:10I don't care how much she provoked him.
20:13No, he wouldn't do that.
20:16He'd be all right, wouldn't he, Paul?
20:18Yeah, of course he will be all right.
20:21I mean, you never know.
20:23When you get caught up in the law,
20:25anything could happen, you know?
20:25You don't always come out the right way.
20:27No, no, Kath.
20:28I'll tell you what,
20:29he'll probably get, um, community service.
20:32You know, you have to do so many hours
20:34for the community.
20:36Mm-hmm.
20:37Yeah, they can clean that automatic toilet.
20:41Yeah, I've never heard anything so stupid in me life.
20:45Automatic toilet.
20:46Yeah.
20:47It's for automatic people, I suppose.
20:49Yeah, but, but,
20:50they're very good if you're constipated.
20:53Why's that?
20:54Because you go automatically.
20:57I was not soliciting,
21:00and I'm not a prostitute,
21:01no matter what the court says.
21:02That's not what I'm saying, Mary,
21:04but you did go up that market,
21:06and we both know what happened then you came back black and blue it's not the same thing i was just
21:10enjoying myself can't i enjoy myself no one's saying you can't enjoy yourself oh 50 quid how
21:16am i gonna manage 50 quid it's just to ease their consciences that's all they find me 50 quid and
21:20that's it as far as they're concerned it's worse in print it's sort of permanent i'll never be able
21:28to live it down even when i'm dead someone might have it in their scrapbook well you're just gonna
21:32have to take more care in future aren't you you can't put yourself at risk you can't put annie at
21:37risk you know what the social services feel about things like that look i'll have a word with grizzly
21:44if you need any help with annie in future i mean for whatever the reason i'll be happy to just want
21:49her for yourself that's not true at all that is not what it is i'm sorry you think that
21:55have you eaten i didn't feel like that's not what i said i said have you eaten no has annie eaten
22:05yeah i fed her right so i bought you some sandwiches i said i wasn't hungry i don't hear you i've gone
22:11deaf if you don't eat them i'll shove it down your throat okay
22:25i don't know
22:32been to see pat yeah did she say anything no is she playing that well maybe she's got nothing
22:40to say grant well she said something to the police well she didn't say anything to me
22:46maybe she's trying to make out it was peter but it wasn't we know that but do the police i don't know
22:51long time since someone came to visit an old lady like me
23:01how's sharon she's okay she's okay he says here don't want to hang out there young man you want
23:09to strike while the iron's up we don't want her to take after angie do we looking out for cardboard
23:14copies of then look i haven't come here to talk about sharon grain but you should take your mind off
23:20well you know dads and what they can do to you yeah how many does does a bloke want
23:29grain or need i know son well i've got them coming out the woodwork must seem like that well i don't know
23:37what to think what would you want to think son that pete's my dad i want him to be my only dad well
23:44that's it pete's your dad then oh it ain't the truth no i know he ain't but you can make it the truth
23:50truth is or it ain't truth's a very funny thing yeah well i don't know what's true and what ain't anymore
23:56i know right we've all said all sorts of things for the best reasons of course first of all i've got
24:05this man i grew up with and i call him dad well then i'm told that pete's my dad really so i call
24:10him dad well that's all right because i want pete to be my dad even if i didn't it's got to be better
24:16than the man i grew up with but now i've got someone else someone called kenny my real real dad
24:24i've never even met him he's in new zealand of all places time has come can't lie anymore not even to
24:33make people happy and i've got to admit i lied particularly to your dad which one pete
24:45i told him that never had nothing to do with kenny i told pete he was your dad and he believed me
24:51because he wanted to believe me as far as he was concerned he was always his son that's telling
24:56the truth pete's brother your uncle kenny is your dad i mean he's not your uncle now he's your dad and
25:08and pete's not your dad he's your uncle oh son i don't know kenny i don't know him i've never even seen a
25:17photo of him oh we can take care of that easy enough here look past me me bag will you it's over there
25:34there there you are there he is
25:42nice looking fellow indeed
25:47why is he so far away though didn't he want nothing to do with me he don't know anything about you
25:53kenny's a nice man a good son and i miss him don't think because we don't talk about him he's way
26:07down in new zealand and i don't love him sometimes you can't talk about people which you love a lot
26:14because it hurts too much anyway he made a big mistake he he should never got mixed up with your
26:23mum not only for his sake for pete's sake and for her sake if you hadn't got mixed up i wouldn't have been
26:29born oh yeah where is that anyway i send him away i didn't want my sons killing each other i don't know
26:51i get a letter from him every christmas does he know about me i never told him
26:57i don't think your mum did neither but you never know with pat he doesn't even know i exist
27:05and that's the best way he's entitled to know me i'm entitled to know him
27:09oh now look simon i know kenny and he'd want to claim you and god knows what that would do with pete
27:18anyway it's best they stay on opposite sides of the world you see son oh i'm glad you're so hopeful
27:26grand now listen simon you've got to live your life neither pat nor pete nor kenny can take
27:35responsibility for that parents may bring their kids into the world but they've got to live it
27:40for better or worse but i might want to meet him i don't even know him
27:46he's my blood
27:55maybe if we met
28:03army drama in soldier soldier about 320 here on drama next though london's burning
28:16so
28:22so
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