00:00Well, you gotta write those cue cards bigger. Remember, I only got 20 proof vision. Let's try it again.
00:06Okay.
00:07Dean, Dean, wait a minute. Dean, hold it, Dean, wait a minute. Just a minute.
00:10Dean, I'm waiting here, Dean. Oh, hello. Oh, I am. Thank you.
00:15Long Halloween. What is it, pal? What seems to be the trouble there?
00:18Well, listen, Dean, it's just...
00:20What, are you selling papers?
00:21Yes, papers. Wait, you're always making fun of the guys that hold the cue cards.
00:24No, I don't make fun of them. I just want them to get things right.
00:27I understand, but very few people help.
00:30Well, very few people help know how important he is.
00:33You want to hear the whole thing right?
00:35Very few people realize how important that man is that holds the cards on the show, Dean.
00:39Oh, is he? Wait a minute. You want to hear it right? He is?
00:46Let me prove it to you. Look, here's a little scene. You see, all words, right?
00:50Now, the cue card, guys, very important. You read this scene with me. I'll show you how important that man
00:54is.
00:55Hello, Gene. You want to hold this card? Beautiful. All right.
00:57This is just a little scene. Read it with me.
01:00Okay. Just a scene. Read what's over there.
01:02Whatever's there. Here you go. Right there.
01:03All right.
01:03Hiya, Pete.
01:04Hello, George. How you been?
01:05Oh, fine, fine.
01:07How's yourself?
01:08It's just swell.
01:09Ah, good. Say, Pete, I'm going to get a dog for my kid. How's that Cocker Spaniel of yours?
01:13Oh, she's terrific. Big brown eyes, long floppy ears, and the cutest little tail you ever did see.
01:18Oh, is she affectionate?
01:19Oh, yeah. She jumps right up in your lap and licks your face.
01:22Oh, that's nice. Tell me, was she tough to housebreak?
01:26No, I even taught her to roll over on command.
01:28Oh, that sounds great. But is she much trouble, Dean?
01:30What trouble? She eats, you know, little scrapes and sleeps on the kitchen floor. Just scraps. That's scraps.
01:37See? Now, that's spelled correctly. See, that's one point.
01:40No, it's spelled correctly, but he held it wrong.
01:43And he sleeps on the kitchen floor. Just scratch her tummy, and once in a while, she's in seventh heaven.
01:48No, no. Does she ever bite anyone?
01:50Just the postman.
01:51Oh.
01:51Just the postman. And how does he feel about it?
01:54Oh, he's a sport about it. Say, look, she's having another litter next month. Tell you what, I'll let you
01:59have your pick.
01:59Oh, that's very nice of me. Listen, that's very nice. All right. One word. Wrong, I got it.
02:04Uh, that's very nice of you, Dean. Tell me, do you know who the father is?
02:08Nah, but what's the difference? They're all cute.
02:10Okay. Say, Pete, how's your wife?
02:12Compared to what?
02:14Oh, oh, my wife. Oh, she's wonderful, George.
02:18Like the song says, she brought a new kind of love to me.
02:21Okay. So, I'll see you around, Pete.
02:23Okay, bye, George.
02:24All right, now, look.
02:25All right.
02:27Thank you very much. Send your dollar to...
02:30Now, let me show you something, Dean.
02:32I'm going to take the cards, and I'm just going to make them up.
02:35Here, give me the card.
02:36I'm going to make a few little mix-ups, you see?
02:38Now, this is how... Now, let's read them here.
02:40You hold them now.
02:41Let's just read what it says now.
02:42The same exact scene with one mistake in there.
02:45See what happens, all right?
02:45All right, you don't have to yell at me. I'm right here.
02:47Okay.
02:48Okay, we'll start the scene.
02:50Hiya, Pete.
02:51Oh, hiya, George. How you been?
02:53Oh, fine. Yourself?
02:54Just swell, thanks.
02:55Say, Pete, how's your wife?
02:57Oh, she's terrific.
02:59Big brown eyes, long floppy ears,
03:00and the cutest little tail you ever saw.
03:04Tell me, is she affectionate?
03:05Oh, yeah.
03:06She jumps right up in your lap and licks your face.
03:10I'm reading what it says.
03:12Gee, that sounds great, but is she much trouble?
03:15What trouble?
03:16She eats scraps or scrapes.
03:19Sleeps on the kitchen floor.
03:21Just scratch her tummy and once in a while,
03:23she's in seven heaven.
03:25I don't know what they're going to cut out of this,
03:27but I'm ready.
03:29Did she ever find anyone?
03:31Just the post.
03:33Well, he's a good sport about it, boy.
03:36Say, look, she's having another litter next month.
03:40Tell you what, I'll let you have your pick.
03:42Oh, that's nice.
03:44You're on a life.
03:45Why don't you go in the audience?
03:47Do you know who the father is?
03:51What's the difference?
03:51They're all cute, ha!
03:53Say, Pete, no.
03:55I want to get a dog for my kid.
03:57How's that cocky spaniel of yours?
03:59Oh, she's wonderful, George.
04:00Like the song says, she brought a new kind of love to me.
04:04I'll see you now.
04:05Okay, bye, Pete.
04:06Okay.
04:06It's important, though.
04:07It's important.
04:08Here we go.
04:08Here we go.
04:09Here we go.
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