00:00Thank you, I had a great, great, great having you back on the show.
00:04Good to be here. You see, I noticed you got two poles this year, huh?
00:07Yeah, we bought them second-hand from Raquel Welch.
00:10She used them as curb-feelers.
00:12Curb-feelers?
00:13Well, I don't know.
00:16You always look so great. What's your secret?
00:18Me? A secret? Yeah.
00:19Tell you what I do, Dean. I always manage, or I try to manage,
00:22to get at least 12 hours of sleep at night.
00:25Is that hard to do?
00:26Well, not when you're married.
00:28Oh.
00:30Now, Dean, the most important thing, you have to keep regular hours.
00:33For instance, what's the first thing you do in the morning?
00:35I usually shower, shave, and go home.
00:40That's the trouble, Dean. Too much moonshine, not enough sunshine.
00:43You gotta get away from it all. Tell you what you ought to do.
00:45If you really want to improve your health,
00:47why don't you come out to the farm with me?
00:49Oh, I don't think so.
00:51Listen, I just happen to have a farm right here with me.
00:53Why don't you come on out and help me with some chores?
00:55You got a farm on you?
00:56Be a good neighbor, yeah.
00:56Okay.
00:57Okay.
00:58Go to the farm.
01:06Dean, the most important chore around any farm is milking the cows.
01:10Now, all you have to do is just sit on that stool there,
01:13grab ahold of those udders, and pull.
01:17I don't know, baby.
01:19Come on.
01:20What are you afraid of?
01:22Getting my face slapped.
01:23That's right.
01:25Oh, so what?
01:26Think of all the wonderful memories you'll have to let that happen.
01:29I don't mean to be a party pooper, but the music is a little bit in my line, you know?
01:34Well, that makes it easy.
01:35I'll show you how to do it musical.
01:36Come on.
01:36Take a seat.
01:39First, you put your two knees close up tight.
01:42Then you sway to the left.
01:44You sway to the right.
01:46Step around the floor.
01:48Come on.
01:51Well, I've been lucky so far.
01:53You're going to stretch your love around in space.
01:57The thing I can't do is not to a strange cop.
01:59Go ahead.
02:01She likes you.
02:03Never will she respect me afterwards.
02:08What's the matter now?
02:09How come I always get stuck with the ugly ones?
02:13It's not true.
02:14She's not ugly at all.
02:15She's just not contented.
02:17You know, it's a proven fact that cows give a lot more milk if they're contented.
02:21Hmm.
02:21I'm almost afraid to ask, but what do I got to do to make her contented?
02:27Sing to it.
02:30Alrighty.
02:32I'll be milking you in all the old familiar places.
02:39How's it going, buddy?
02:40It's not bad once you get the hang of it.
02:44Well, sure, the sweeter the music, the sweeter the milk.
02:50Beautiful, beautiful brown eyes.
02:53That's perfect.
02:54Beautiful, beautiful brown eyes.
02:57I'll bet this is the closest you've been to milk in years.
03:01Hey.
03:03Mine looks like she's swallowed a rubber glove.
03:07You're doing fine, Dave, but this is a waltz.
03:10A waltz, see?
03:12It's a one, two, three.
03:14One, two, three.
03:16One, two, three.
03:17One, two, three.
03:18One, two, three.
03:18Hey, Dave, there's something I've always wondered.
03:20Do wolves ever get milk?
03:23Only if it's for a very worthy car.
03:30Beautiful, beautiful brown eyes.
03:35Beautiful, beautiful brown eyes.
03:41Beautiful, beautiful brown eyes.
03:45I'll never love blue eyes again
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